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Cute animal posts, mainly bats
8,322 messages
Boopidee 08-Apr-17 11:00 PM
Battos
Espurresso 08-Apr-17 11:34 PM
CanisChiroptera 08-Apr-17 11:35 PM
Espurresso 08-Apr-17 11:36 PM
The most important channel.
CanisChiroptera 08-Apr-17 11:36 PM
Yes
Espurresso 08-Apr-17 11:39 PM
Floofer
CanisChiroptera 08-Apr-17 11:40 PM
Espurresso 09-Apr-17 11:13 AM
CanisChiroptera 10-Apr-17 07:30 PM
Tfw "Kat" rhymes with "bat"
Espurresso 11-Apr-17 05:00 PM
Y e s
CanisChiroptera 12-Apr-17 12:35 PM
Prepare for
Big brown bat spam
CanisChiroptera 12-Apr-17 03:36 PM
Googling "Northern Yellow Bat" is a goldmine of cute, check this out
He roar
CanisChiroptera 12-Apr-17 03:44 PM
Btw I was wrong, what we thought was a cinnamon red bat was actually just an eastern red. This is a cinnamon red bat. (edited)
Still a poofy floofer (edited)
Espurresso 12-Apr-17 03:51 PM
Cute boys
CanisChiroptera 12-Apr-17 03:52 PM
yeet
CanisChiroptera 12-Apr-17 09:45 PM
These guys look special
Espurresso 12-Apr-17 09:45 PM
Special boys
CanisChiroptera 12-Apr-17 09:46 PM
uuuu banana
Inb4 bananalink
Espurresso 12-Apr-17 09:46 PM
fucklookatallthesebananas
bananalink
CanisChiroptera 14-Apr-17 12:19 AM
They're weird and carry ebola, yay
Espurresso 14-Apr-17 12:21 AM
They look like Steven
CanisChiroptera 14-Apr-17 12:22 AM
THANKS, GARNET!
Espurresso 14-Apr-17 12:22 AM
THANKS, PEARL!
CanisChiroptera 14-Apr-17 12:22 AM
THANKS, JULAYY!
Espurresso 14-Apr-17 12:23 AM
he go nom
CanisChiroptera 14-Apr-17 12:23 AM
This guy
Is called an Egyptian fruit bat
He's very cute
Espurresso 14-Apr-17 12:23 AM
y e s
Little floofer
CanisChiroptera 14-Apr-17 12:24 AM
He looks so happy
Espurresso 14-Apr-17 12:25 AM
He smile
CanisChiroptera 14-Apr-17 12:25 AM
Life is good
Espurresso 14-Apr-17 12:25 AM
Once a bat smiles, as if the stars aligned, good fortune comes to all who believe
yeet 3
CanisChiroptera 14-Apr-17 12:25 AM
Y e s
『N O B a d s』 14-Apr-17 08:35 PM
Very true
Fact approved by Gabe
xXTriggeredWafflesXx 14-Apr-17 09:11 PM
I take back everything bad I have ever said about bats, I just had the best chocolate milk ever.
Espurresso 14-Apr-17 09:11 PM
cool
and
GOOD
CanisChiroptera 16-Apr-17 10:26 PM
Espurresso 16-Apr-17 10:26 PM
OH MY GOOOD
CanisChiroptera 16-Apr-17 10:26 PM
Espurresso 16-Apr-17 10:26 PM
SO CUTE
BEAUTIFUL LITTLE FLOOFERS
CanisChiroptera 16-Apr-17 10:26 PM
THEY HAVE BUILT-IN BLANKETS
Espurresso 16-Apr-17 10:26 PM
YES
I WANT A SNUGGIE BASED OFF OF THESE BATTOS
CanisChiroptera 16-Apr-17 10:27 PM
YES
I'd own twenty
Espurresso 16-Apr-17 10:27 PM
same
CanisChiroptera 16-Apr-17 10:30 PM
Some more littl' reds for your soul
Espurresso 16-Apr-17 10:31 PM
Loaves
CanisChiroptera 16-Apr-17 10:31 PM
Espurresso 16-Apr-17 10:31 PM
good boys
CanisChiroptera 16-Apr-17 10:31 PM
They seem pretty chill
Espurresso 16-Apr-17 10:31 PM
I want one
CanisChiroptera 16-Apr-17 10:31 PM
Same
If I ever make a game there will just be
So many bat companions
Espurresso 16-Apr-17 10:32 PM
Get a synced account so you can make tuns of batto stuff
CanisChiroptera 16-Apr-17 10:32 PM
R
Really
?
Espurresso 16-Apr-17 10:32 PM
You need some Adobe Flash stuff though
CanisChiroptera 16-Apr-17 10:33 PM
That's cool, yeah
Espurresso 16-Apr-17 10:33 PM
I don't remember what the materials were
CanisChiroptera 16-Apr-17 10:33 PM
Well I could play as a guest
So it works
Espurresso 16-Apr-17 10:33 PM
You have to like
Make an account to make stuff and sell it
CanisChiroptera 16-Apr-17 10:33 PM
Ohh
I have Adobe shite
And Sasha has Flash
I have an Adobe membership so I have access to all the apps
I just don't have it downloaded cause my computer is smol
I'll check it out at some point
Espurresso 16-Apr-17 10:35 PM
People would love your battos
CanisChiroptera 16-Apr-17 10:35 PM
They fuckin better
What's not to love about floofers
Except maybe the shedding (edited)
Fuck, how do you strikethrough
Espurresso 16-Apr-17 10:36 PM
idk
uhhh
OH
THAT'S HOW
DOUBLE TILTHE
CanisChiroptera 16-Apr-17 10:36 PM
O
Test
YEET
Espurresso 16-Apr-17 10:37 PM
You can call me a wizard now
CanisChiroptera 16-Apr-17 10:37 PM
Yes thank you bb
Inb4 r u a wizard
Espurresso 16-Apr-17 10:37 PM
r u a winzar hari
zooweemama 2
noice 2
CanisChiroptera 16-Apr-17 10:38 PM
ye i m winzar
CanisChiroptera 16-Apr-17 10:48 PM
Holy fuck
I just saw this video of a guy with this pet bat
Espurresso 16-Apr-17 10:49 PM
And??
CanisChiroptera 16-Apr-17 10:49 PM
Apparently it moved in like two months ago and the guy had been feeding him mealworms so he's like totally tame now and sits on his hand and everything
Here it is if you wanna take a look https://youtu.be/6aF0LTcGQhM
Espurresso 16-Apr-17 10:50 PM
It's a smol floofer
CanisChiroptera 16-Apr-17 10:50 PM
I wanna touch one
Espurresso 16-Apr-17 10:50 PM
BTW check #home
CanisChiroptera 19-Apr-17 09:48 PM
Espurresso 19-Apr-17 09:49 PM
Tonight, he feast
CanisChiroptera 19-Apr-17 09:49 PM
Espurresso 19-Apr-17 09:55 PM
Wonderful 10/10
CanisChiroptera 19-Apr-17 09:55 PM
I just wanna
Boop
Espurresso 19-Apr-17 09:55 PM
Boop the battos
CanisChiroptera 19-Apr-17 09:55 PM
Espurresso 19-Apr-17 09:57 PM
Long boy hahah
CanisChiroptera 19-Apr-17 09:57 PM
Espurresso 19-Apr-17 09:58 PM
Special Steven
CanisChiroptera 19-Apr-17 09:58 PM
Espurresso 19-Apr-17 10:00 PM
SPECIAL BOIS
CanisChiroptera 19-Apr-17 10:00 PM
yeet 3
Espurresso 19-Apr-17 10:01 PM
AWWWW
I LOVE HIM
I HOPE HE LIVES A GOOD LIFE
absol 19-Apr-17 10:01 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WWWWWWWW
HOLY FRIK
CanisChiroptera 19-Apr-17 10:01 PM
Pinned a message.
triggeredbill 2
Espurresso 19-Apr-17 10:02 PM
ayyy gurl
CanisChiroptera 19-Apr-17 10:02 PM
Espurresso 19-Apr-17 10:03 PM
Cute boys
CanisChiroptera 19-Apr-17 10:03 PM
Espurresso 19-Apr-17 10:04 PM
When you realize that wasn't weed
noice 2
CanisChiroptera 19-Apr-17 10:05 PM
reee 2
Espurresso 19-Apr-17 10:05 PM
ROOAAART
CanisChiroptera 19-Apr-17 10:06 PM
Espurresso 19-Apr-17 10:13 PM
Loooaaf
CanisChiroptera 19-Apr-17 10:13 PM
Eastern reds are precious
Espurresso 19-Apr-17 10:14 PM
^
CanisChiroptera 22-Apr-17 08:12 PM
zooweemama 2
yeet 2
Boopidee 22-Apr-17 08:16 PM
Good bat
Espurresso 22-Apr-17 08:17 PM
he blep
CanisChiroptera 22-Apr-17 08:17 PM
Bluh
Espurresso 22-Apr-17 08:18 PM
blep
CanisChiroptera 22-Apr-17 08:18 PM
Blep
Espurresso 22-Apr-17 08:18 PM
B l e p
CanisChiroptera 22-Apr-17 08:27 PM
CanisChiroptera 27-Apr-17 10:15 PM
Meet my favorite gif
Espurresso 27-Apr-17 10:15 PM
I'm ready
CanisChiroptera 27-Apr-17 10:15 PM
Espurresso 27-Apr-17 10:16 PM
HE
CanisChiroptera 29-Apr-17 11:50 PM
CanisChiroptera 05-May-17 12:55 AM
Pinned a message.
CanisChiroptera 05-May-17 01:45 PM
Stock video sites are goldmines (edited)
absol 06-May-17 02:15 PM
SSSSSSCCCCCCRRREEREEEECCCCCHHHHH
CanisChiroptera 06-May-17 02:17 PM
Is it Bat 'O Clock?
absol 06-May-17 02:17 PM
Yes
CanisChiroptera 06-May-17 02:17 PM
bruh 2
bitchbat 2
cdilink 2
absol 06-May-17 02:18 PM
No
I'm jelly
CanisChiroptera 06-May-17 02:18 PM
BAT BURRITO
absol 06-May-17 02:19 PM
CanisChiroptera 06-May-17 02:19 PM
absol 06-May-17 02:19 PM
CanisChiroptera 06-May-17 02:19 PM
absol 06-May-17 02:19 PM
CanisChiroptera 06-May-17 02:19 PM
absol 06-May-17 02:20 PM
CanisChiroptera 06-May-17 02:20 PM
bitchbat
Espurresso 06-May-17 02:21 PM
bitchbat
CanisChiroptera 06-May-17 02:21 PM
absol 06-May-17 02:22 PM
CanisChiroptera 06-May-17 02:23 PM
absol 06-May-17 02:25 PM
CanisChiroptera 06-May-17 02:25 PM
absol 06-May-17 02:26 PM
Batto 1: I shall sit on u
CanisChiroptera 06-May-17 02:26 PM
Batto 2: pls no (edited)
absol 06-May-17 02:26 PM
Batto 2: sister ni
Batto 1: yes
CanisChiroptera 06-May-17 02:26 PM
absol 06-May-17 02:27 PM
CanisChiroptera 06-May-17 02:27 PM
absol 06-May-17 02:32 PM
Bats that go loaf
More loaf
Pls
CanisChiroptera 06-May-17 02:33 PM
You got it fam
absol 06-May-17 02:33 PM
Almighty Jesus Gideon is not satisfied and wants more loaf
CanisChiroptera 06-May-17 02:33 PM
absol 06-May-17 02:33 PM
CanisChiroptera 06-May-17 02:34 PM
absol 06-May-17 02:36 PM
I wanna loaf and NEEE and let it all out
CanisChiroptera 06-May-17 02:36 PM
And loaf
And nee
An let it out
We singin' looaaafy looaaafy loafy loaf
absol 06-May-17 02:37 PM
LOAFYYY
CanisChiroptera 06-May-17 02:37 PM
YOU ARE NOW NOW ROCKIN WITH
absol 06-May-17 02:37 PM
LOOAAAAFFFY LOOOOOASAAAAGGFTC FTXTX O G G HNKLN AF badlvxav😄🔪⚗👄🤓👌🏻⚗🔺🤓🔺⚗🛢🤓🙃🍜🥐🍲🥞🍥🥘🍗🍞🍉🥒🍳🥝🥓😃😭🐦😄!8,;?71?& casks bias
oh do wndo jaccaiinbids
CanisChiroptera 06-May-17 02:37 PM
HOARY BAT AND ghost bat, bitch
absol 06-May-17 02:37 PM
do vdobrv
CanisChiroptera 06-May-17 02:37 PM
HE SO MAD
Btw @Boopidee you better be seeing these
absol 06-May-17 02:41 PM
That's some 👌👌👌👌good shit💯💯if I do👌👌💯💯say so my mother👌👌👌💯💯fucking 👌👌👌👌👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼self mmmyeah ggoood shit👌👌👌👌💯💯FUCK YEAG GIOD FUCKING SHIT👌👌👌💯💯💯RIGHT FICKINGTGERE BITC👌👌💯💯💯👌👌👌💯💯😄👌👌💯💯💯💯H MMMMMMMMM YEAHGPOD MOTHERFUCKIBG SHIT👌👌👌💯💯💯💯👌👌GGGOOOD SHIT GGGOOOD SHOIIT👌👌👌👌💯🔪💯💯👍🏼💯💯👌👄👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼🐦👄👁👄👁👄👁👌👌👌👌💯💯💯GOOXMOTERFUCKING SHIT RIGHTMOTGERFUCKING THERE MMMMMTWADGC BLB IVJ H. U👌👌👌👌👌👌💯💯💯💯👌🔪KEEP THE FUCKIBG SHIT GOOING👌👌💯💯💯👌👌MMM YAHHHHSADGHHHGH👌👌👌💯👍🏼👍🏼💯👌👍🏼👍🏼👌👌💯👍🏼👌BERTER THAN👌👌👍🏼👍🏼💯💯LOVE SRORIES FUCK👌👌👌👍🏼👍🏼💯👄👌 YYEEAASS
CanisChiroptera 06-May-17 02:42 PM
👌 👌 👌
absol 06-May-17 02:42 PM
🐦💯🔪👍🏼👏🏻😄👏🏻😭👏🏻🙃👏🏻😁🍗🍲😙😗🙃🙃🙃🤣🍲🍲🙃🙃😊🙃😁😉🥒☺😁😄😃🙃❌🍞🛢🛢🙃🍜🤧🤔😷👹😦😠😦😰😓😓😓😭😨😮😮☹🙌🏻😺😺👈🏼👈🏼😽👉🏿🙌🏻🙏✊🏾👈🏼🙌🏻🙌🏻👇🏿👇🏿👊🏼👌👩🏾🏭👩🏻🔧👩🏻🔧👩🏾💻👩🏽💻👨🏻‍⚕️👨🏿🔬👨🏾💼👨🏻💼👩🏾🏭👨🏾💼👨🏽🏫👨🏽🏫👩🏻🚒👨🏿🔬👨🏿🔬👩🚀👩🚀👩🚀👩🚀🤶🏽👨🏿🔬👩🚀👩🏾🎤👨🏾💼👨🏾💼👩🎨👩🎨
CanisChiroptera 06-May-17 02:42 PM
absol 06-May-17 02:43 PM
That's some 👌👌👌👌good shit💯💯if I do👌👌💯💯say so my mother👌👌👌💯💯fucking 👌👌👌👌👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼self mmmyeah ggoood shit👌👌👌👌💯💯FUCK YEAG GIOD FUCKING SHIT👌👌👌💯💯💯RIGHT FICKINGTGERE BITC👌👌💯💯💯👌👌👌💯💯😄👌👌💯💯💯💯H MMMMMMMMM YEAHGPOD MOTHERFUCKIBG SHIT👌👌👌💯💯💯💯👌👌GGGOOOD SHIT GGGOOOD SHOIIT👌👌👌👌💯🔪💯💯👍🏼💯💯👌👄👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼🐦👄👁👄👁👄👁👌👌👌👌💯💯💯GOOXMOTERFUCKING SHIT RIGHTMOTGERFUCKING THERE MMMMMTWADGC BLB IVJ H. U👌👌👌👌👌👌💯💯💯💯👌🔪KEEP THE FUCKIBG SHIT GOOING👌👌💯💯💯👌👌MMM YAHHHHSADGHHHGH👌👌👌💯👍🏼👍🏼💯👌👍🏼👍🏼👌👌💯👍🏼👌BERTER THAN👌👌👍🏼👍🏼💯💯LOVE SRORIES FUCK👌👌👌👍🏼👍🏼💯👄👌 YYEEAASS
CanisChiroptera 06-May-17 02:43 PM
👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit
CanisChiroptera 08-May-17 04:48 PM
bitchbat
CanisChiroptera 08-May-17 05:43 PM
CanisChiroptera 09-May-17 07:37 PM
CanisChiroptera 13-May-17 12:00 AM
CanisChiroptera 13-May-17 12:09 AM
Pinned a message.
I had to wake this bat up. I was laying a new roof, and he was in the way. He did not appreciate it though.
Takhle to vypadá když vzbudíte netopýra na Vysočině!
CanisChiroptera 19-May-17 10:47 PM
Reposting
Cause he's a good boy
CanisChiroptera 21-May-17 01:12 AM
Espurresso 21-May-17 02:07 AM
RAAH
Boopidee 22-May-17 04:16 PM
Good battos (edited)
Espurresso 22-May-17 04:16 PM
omg
pure boys
CanisChiroptera 22-May-17 04:17 PM
Good floofer-woofer
Espurresso 22-May-17 04:17 PM
he roar
Espurresso 22-May-17 04:17 PM
awww
CanisChiroptera 22-May-17 04:18 PM
Huh, those're pallid bats?
Wouldn'tve guessed
Espurresso 22-May-17 04:19 PM
They're so cute I love them
CanisChiroptera 22-May-17 04:19 PM
Here have a big boy
Check out those wings
So cool
Espurresso 22-May-17 04:20 PM
ehehehe
CanisChiroptera 22-May-17 04:21 PM
Espurresso 22-May-17 04:21 PM
Aaaaawww
CanisChiroptera 22-May-17 04:21 PM
Aaaand one more
Espurresso 22-May-17 04:21 PM
I love those too
CanisChiroptera 22-May-17 04:22 PM
👍 👍 👍
Espurresso 22-May-17 04:26 PM
They look like cats with wings
CanisChiroptera 22-May-17 04:26 PM
Sky puppies
CanisChiroptera 23-May-17 11:47 AM
GUYSGUYSGUYS @Espurresso @absol
I SAW
A BATTO
My teacher opened the porch umbrella and one just fell out onto his hand
It was either a little brown or a yuma
Definitely a type of myotis, tho
Mfg it was so cute
Espurresso 23-May-17 05:31 PM
aaaAAA
CanisChiroptera 23-May-17 09:44 PM
Judging by purely size and a bit of wing shape, I think the bat I'm tracking one of these
@Boopidee
SASH
FLOOFER
Boopidee 23-May-17 09:51 PM
Good fluff
I see yaoi fluff and I cringe
I see batto fluff, I love
Espurresso 23-May-17 09:57 PM
^
CanisChiroptera 24-May-17 09:27 PM
T= 21:27, three battos spotted
Oh, four
CanisChiroptera 26-May-17 11:37 PM
>ib sfw chiroptera
CanisChiroptera 26-May-17 11:37 PM
>ib sfw chiroptera
CanisChiroptera 26-May-17 11:38 PM
Wtf
CanisChiroptera 27-May-17 01:08 PM
.image/img hoary bat
NotSoBot BOT 27-May-17 01:08 PM
(edited)
"We Want Joaje" Mama Cani
Image Search Results
CanisChiroptera 27-May-17 01:14 PM
.image/img myotis lucifugus
NotSoBot BOT 27-May-17 01:14 PM
(edited)
"We Want Joaje" Mama Cani
Image Search Results
CanisChiroptera 27-May-17 10:39 PM
.image/img silver-haired bat
NotSoBot BOT 27-May-17 10:39 PM
(edited)
#Avicii2017 ◢ ◤ Mama Cani
Image Search Results
Boopidee 30-May-17 09:58 AM
👌 3
👍 2
CanisChiroptera 02-Jun-17 07:57 PM
.image/img eastern red bat
NotSoBot BOT 02-Jun-17 07:57 PM
(edited)
Mabel Mysorfis◢ ◤CanisChiroptera
Image Search Results
Espurresso 02-Jun-17 07:58 PM
Good boys
CanisChiroptera 02-Jun-17 07:59 PM
Flooferss
Espurresso 02-Jun-17 07:59 PM
Honk if you hoary
CanisChiroptera 02-Jun-17 07:59 PM
bitchbat
Boopidee 02-Jun-17 07:59 PM
We must show our newbie @Ghost Ion the batto way
Ghost Ion 02-Jun-17 07:59 PM
Are fruit bats allowed
CanisChiroptera 02-Jun-17 07:59 PM
Yes
Anything chiroptera
Ghost Ion 02-Jun-17 08:00 PM
I'm in
kouga 03-Jun-17 08:50 AM
honk
CanisChiroptera 03-Jun-17 10:04 AM
Nee
CanisChiroptera 03-Jun-17 11:33 AM
GOOD FLOOF
WELL-DRAWN FLOOF
Espurresso 03-Jun-17 11:50 AM
VERY GOOD FLOOF
Espurresso 03-Jun-17 01:32 PM
Send battos
CanisChiroptera 03-Jun-17 01:34 PM
K
Huggle snuggle
Espurresso 03-Jun-17 01:34 PM
awww
CanisChiroptera 03-Jun-17 01:34 PM
Pinned a message.
Close up of floofy feets
Espurresso 03-Jun-17 01:35 PM
aaaa
They REEE
CanisChiroptera 03-Jun-17 01:35 PM
Espurresso 03-Jun-17 01:35 PM
Loaf
CanisChiroptera 03-Jun-17 01:35 PM
Espurresso 03-Jun-17 01:36 PM
rawr
CanisChiroptera 03-Jun-17 01:36 PM
Aaaa
Espurresso 03-Jun-17 01:36 PM
buh
CanisChiroptera 03-Jun-17 01:36 PM
B uh
Espurresso 03-Jun-17 01:36 PM
ehehehe
CanisChiroptera 03-Jun-17 01:36 PM
That's not a gif you friggin liAR
Espurresso 03-Jun-17 01:37 PM
That bat looks like he's in the middle of an orgasm
CanisChiroptera 03-Jun-17 01:37 PM
ohmy
Espurresso 03-Jun-17 01:37 PM
Good boys
CanisChiroptera 03-Jun-17 01:37 PM
I get the impression this bat is a very friendly pal
Espurresso 03-Jun-17 01:38 PM
Yes
CanisChiroptera 03-Jun-17 01:38 PM
Look how smol
Espurresso 03-Jun-17 01:38 PM
I want to boop some battos
CanisChiroptera 03-Jun-17 01:39 PM
Muuh
Reee
Ooh, love this one
Espurresso 03-Jun-17 01:39 PM
awww
CanisChiroptera 03-Jun-17 01:40 PM
The one on the left
He sleep
They have floofy tails
K I'm gonna go grind
Espurresso 03-Jun-17 06:40 PM
Wonderful.
CanisChiroptera 03-Jun-17 06:41 PM
Mfg
I'll take 20
Espurresso 03-Jun-17 06:41 PM
Coffee bat
flynn.jpg 04-Jun-17 04:32 PM
has this been sent yet
CanisChiroptera 04-Jun-17 04:32 PM
Precious muffin
flynn.jpg 04-Jun-17 04:32 PM
smol bby
Espurresso 09-Jun-17 11:05 AM
You don’t have to be a reality TV star to make a splash on social media. This lovely young Hoary bat came to us with a badly injured tail. A family was picni...
AAAAA
Espurresso 09-Jun-17 01:40 PM
Do you guys like my new profile picture
CanisChiroptera 09-Jun-17 01:41 PM
Y e s (edited)
Roar
Espurresso 09-Jun-17 01:41 PM
rEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
CanisChiroptera 09-Jun-17 01:41 PM
HISSSSSSSS
Espurresso 09-Jun-17 01:42 PM
LOUD ANGERY BAT NOISES
Espurresso 09-Jun-17 09:13 PM
I SAW A BAT IN MY GARAGE OH MY GOD (edited)
Pinned a message.
AHAHAH
SOME CALL ME A MAD MAN
CanisChiroptera 09-Jun-17 09:14 PM
THAT WAS GLORIOUS I BURST OUT LAUGHING
Espurresso 09-Jun-17 09:14 PM
OTHERS CALL ME AN EVIL MASTERMIND
CanisChiroptera 09-Jun-17 09:15 PM
That was the best thing I've seen all day oh my god
Espurresso 09-Jun-17 09:16 PM
Off topic but you want to call now m'lady
CanisChiroptera 09-Jun-17 09:16 PM
Yeah sure
CanisChiroptera 09-Jun-17 09:23 PM
@CanisChiroptera WATCH THE VIDEO
IT'S SO CUTE
Boopidee 09-Jun-17 09:23 PM
Why did you @ yourself
CanisChiroptera 09-Jun-17 09:23 PM
Wait shit
I meant you, sorry
Boopidee 09-Jun-17 09:24 PM
No I don't want to
CanisChiroptera 09-Jun-17 09:24 PM
It's like thirty seconds and it's so fuckin cute
It's a batto
Boopidee 09-Jun-17 09:24 PM
Its 3 seconds
CanisChiroptera 09-Jun-17 09:24 PM
Don't you wanna see a batto
Espurresso 09-Jun-17 09:24 PM
Can confirm
Boopidee 09-Jun-17 09:25 PM
Emily its 3 seconds
CanisChiroptera 09-Jun-17 09:25 PM
Watch it
Boopidee 09-Jun-17 09:25 PM
Okay fine
Oh
Oh my god
That bat is so fucking cute
Holy shit its so adorable
I want it
I wanna pet it
I wanna feel the floof
Espurresso 09-Jun-17 09:25 PM
Wait
Boopidee 09-Jun-17 09:25 PM
How did you find
Espurresso 09-Jun-17 09:25 PM
I got a picture of the bat in more detail
Boopidee 09-Jun-17 09:25 PM
Such a cute batto
@everyone
CanisChiroptera 09-Jun-17 09:28 PM
I think it's a myotis californicus, which makes sense 'cause it's Cali, right?
Espurresso 11-Jun-17 11:46 AM
Miss Rosebud, a Little Red Flying-Fox orphan aged about 6 days, panics when she drops her pacifier. Baby bats are used to having their mum's nipple in their ...
Tapsalteerie, an orphan Grey-Headed Flying-Fox pup has a bath. He's about 8 weeks old here and just learning to feed himself and explore his environment. He'...
This is Jeddah. He loves to be tickled, petted and scratched. Look at that blissful face. Jeddah is a Grey-Headed Flying-Fox. I usually clip my videos quite ...
Megabattie is my savior (edited)
Espurresso 11-Jun-17 12:53 PM
bitchbat
Espurresso 11-Jun-17 04:37 PM
Pipistrelle bat in the hand
He scree
CanisChiroptera 11-Jun-17 08:05 PM
FUCKING
ADORABLE
CanisChiroptera 11-Jun-17 08:32 PM
That's not a hoary you shit
Espurresso 11-Jun-17 08:34 PM
Young "Octopus" is an orphan Grey-Headed Flying-Fox who was more interested in escaping and climbing and scratching and flapping than going to bed. He's arou...
Minnow is a very skinny Grey-Headed Flying-Fox baby who was found abandoned under the colony during the current starvation event happening along the east coa...
Espurresso 12-Jun-17 12:05 AM
The recent snow and ice disrupted this Hoary Bat during his hibernating. Since his hibernation was broken, he will be cared for until spring, and nighttime i...
You don’t have to be a reality TV star to make a splash on social media. This lovely young Hoary bat came to us with a badly injured tail. A family was picni...
CanisChiroptera 12-Jun-17 12:06 AM
The Little Brown Bat settles down in it's day roost for a nap. See the bat stretch out his wings, yawn and bare it's teeth at 00.58 seconds and at the end of...
This individual was spotted at 8:45am Tuesday July 8, 2014 beside the west side stair steps of the Vail Nature Center in Vail, Colorado.
What kind of bat is it? This is a bat that was under some boards I was using at the cabin. Had to move it. Thinking about making a couple bat boxes to place ...
This little brown bat was starving and disoriented and wandered into my house. Having rescued it from my cats I started feeding her in an attempt to nurse he...
CanisChiroptera 12-Jun-17 12:28 AM
Boopidee 12-Jun-17 12:28 AM
👌
CanisChiroptera 12-Jun-17 12:29 AM
Espurresso 12-Jun-17 12:31 AM
A Hoary Bat going MAXIMUM FLOOF
CanisChiroptera 12-Jun-17 12:31 AM
.triggered
NotSoBot BOT 12-Jun-17 12:31 AM
CanisChiroptera 12-Jun-17 12:41 AM
CanisChiroptera 12-Jun-17 02:11 PM
CanisChiroptera 12-Jun-17 02:59 PM
This bab just wants to help the flowers
Aaa look at this handsome boyo (edited)
Espurresso 12-Jun-17 03:04 PM
Floof
CanisChiroptera 12-Jun-17 03:05 PM
These guys are pallid bats
They always look really chill
...Or happy!
CanisChiroptera 12-Jun-17 04:00 PM
"Dead bat found in Walmart bagged salad prompts rabies investigation" Oh
kouga 12-Jun-17 04:02 PM
Cri
Espurresso 12-Jun-17 04:03 PM
NOOO BATTO
CanisChiroptera 12-Jun-17 04:50 PM
Sending my bat presentation in the Skype if anyone's interested in learning about Canada's battos
Espurresso 12-Jun-17 07:38 PM
hoary hissing noises
CanisChiroptera 12-Jun-17 07:39 PM
REEEE
CanisChiroptera 12-Jun-17 09:51 PM
Espurresso 13-Jun-17 06:23 PM
Eulah is a Gould's Wattled Bat who was found in a house, flying around. She was brought into care to make sure she was uninjured, but is being kept in care f...
xXTriggeredWafflesXx 13-Jun-17 06:27 PM
Imagine an alternate reality were bats don't exist
CanisChiroptera 13-Jun-17 06:27 PM
I don't wanna
Espurresso 13-Jun-17 06:33 PM
Imagine an alternate reality where we banned Waffles
CanisChiroptera 13-Jun-17 06:33 PM
Lmao
CanisChiroptera 16-Jun-17 07:18 AM
Espurresso 16-Jun-17 07:46 AM
@everyone IFUNNY FEATURED A BATTO
Get your meme on!
CanisChiroptera 16-Jun-17 07:47 AM
Room number is 202
Code is poopoo
Why did you die
@Espurresso
Espurresso 16-Jun-17 09:38 AM
This bat looks really confused
CanisChiroptera 16-Jun-17 09:38 AM
Look at that smug-ass face
Someone got into the jam
Espurresso 16-Jun-17 09:39 AM
yes i screenshot a megabattie video
CanisChiroptera 16-Jun-17 09:39 AM
Megabattie is megagreat
Espurresso 16-Jun-17 09:40 AM
THIS IS EVEN BETTER
CanisChiroptera 16-Jun-17 09:40 AM
autism
Looks like a cartoon, haha
Espurresso 16-Jun-17 09:41 AM
Looks like doge ecks dee (edited)
CanisChiroptera 16-Jun-17 09:41 AM
kys
Espurresso 16-Jun-17 09:41 AM
Cool thanks
CanisChiroptera 16-Jun-17 04:57 PM
Little Reds are possibly the most contentious flying-fox species in Australia as they travel around the country feasting on native blossom. They arrive at fe...
Espurresso 17-Jun-17 10:22 AM
Penny is a Grey-Headed Flying-Fox. She's in care till she's ready for release. I don't know her full story. I just liked her enthusiasm for grapes. The bats ...
Espurresso 19-Jun-17 08:15 AM
Thelma is a Lesser Long Eared bat. She loves her mealworms. The mealworm heads are cut off because they can bite the bat inside if they don't crunch the head...
aAAAAaaaaa
You can hear her cRUUUNCHINNnng
The melody, lyrics or picture belong to the right owners, not to me. I don't get any benefit for this in any direct or indirect way or benefit anyone by doin...
Using tiny teats to feed microbats
teats
Espurresso 19-Jun-17 08:32 AM
Common Bentwing Microbats are a small microbat found in Australia, whom always look like they have been set on fast-forward! This little girl called Bentley ...
Espurresso 20-Jun-17 10:18 PM
AWWWW
Ghost Ion 20-Jun-17 10:18 PM
Bats are cute
👌 3
CanisChiroptera 20-Jun-17 10:19 PM
Sweet loaf
Espurresso 21-Jun-17 12:00 PM
Eric is a Yellow Bellied Sheath Tailed bat who was found on the ground with significant brushing on his wing membrane. They are high canopy flyers and aren't...
Pinned a message.
CanisChiroptera 21-Jun-17 02:19 PM
🤔 If a banana bat loafed would it be a banana bread bat? 🤔
Boopidee 21-Jun-17 02:42 PM
You stole that from me
Fuccboi
CanisChiroptera 21-Jun-17 03:10 PM
No I didn't?
I made it up because of something you said but it was still mine
Espurresso 22-Jun-17 02:04 PM
@CanisChiroptera anatomy sin or anatomy son
CanisChiroptera 22-Jun-17 02:05 PM
Sin
Better than most but still has a long way to go, haha
Espurresso 22-Jun-17 02:06 PM
True
Wild Kratts will has the best looking animated bats
CanisChiroptera 22-Jun-17 02:06 PM
Yes, big, big props to them
CanisChiroptera 22-Jun-17 09:04 PM
Fun fact: Vampire bats form friendships. When a vampire bat needs to eat and can't get its own food, it can ask its friends to help and they'll throw up some spare blood for their pal, which is why having bat buddies is important in the lives of vampire battos.
Same with grooming. And this also demonstrates social preferences because some bats are more willing to help a stranger out than other bats.
A Smithsonian scientist says important lessons about making friends and sharing can be learned from these blood-sucking creatures
CanisChiroptera 23-Jun-17 09:07 AM
Old Walter is a Grey-Headed Flying-Fox of senior years. He's in his early 20s. He is sleeping and maybe having bad dreams - but a slice of banana fixes anyth...
Boopidee 23-Jun-17 10:19 PM
Espurresso 24-Jun-17 07:20 AM
Rappie is a Grey-Headed Flying-Fox juvenile who was attacked by a raptor, and dropped, leaving him with infected punctures which would've killed him without ...
Cute bab
Espurresso 24-Jun-17 09:04 AM
CanisChiroptera 24-Jun-17 11:58 AM
Aaaaaaa
Espurresso 24-Jun-17 03:18 PM
CanisChiroptera 24-Jun-17 03:18 PM
What a dashing muffin
Momma batto
Espurresso 24-Jun-17 03:26 PM
HER SMALL FUZZBALLS ARE SO CUTE
CanisChiroptera 24-Jun-17 03:26 PM
Littl' babby batto
CanisChiroptera 28-Jun-17 08:10 PM
He so chill
CanisChiroptera 01-Jul-17 05:53 PM
absol 01-Jul-17 05:54 PM
Aw
CanisChiroptera 01-Jul-17 05:54 PM
SKY PUPPIES
absol 01-Jul-17 05:54 PM
AARDG
CanisChiroptera 01-Jul-17 05:54 PM
Look it's a bootleg hoary
absol 01-Jul-17 05:56 PM
Eeeeeeeee
CanisChiroptera 01-Jul-17 05:56 PM
Smol
absol 01-Jul-17 05:56 PM
EREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
CanisChiroptera 01-Jul-17 05:57 PM
He sleep
Espurresso 01-Jul-17 05:57 PM
EHEHEHEE
THEY'RE SO FLOOFY
CanisChiroptera 01-Jul-17 05:58 PM
I think this pose of theirs is great
So cute
And kinda like
Pretty
absol 01-Jul-17 05:58 PM
noice
Espurresso 01-Jul-17 05:58 PM
i love
CanisChiroptera 01-Jul-17 05:58 PM
absol 01-Jul-17 05:59 PM
Floof
CanisChiroptera 01-Jul-17 05:59 PM
absol 01-Jul-17 05:59 PM
AFAASAARE
CanisChiroptera 01-Jul-17 05:59 PM
Big boy
absol 01-Jul-17 06:00 PM
Ooo
CanisChiroptera 01-Jul-17 06:00 PM
This is a lesser bulldog bat
They're fish-eaters
absol 01-Jul-17 06:01 PM
I've never heard heard of this one :0 (edited)
CanisChiroptera 01-Jul-17 06:01 PM
They also look like puppers
absol 01-Jul-17 06:01 PM
O h
CanisChiroptera 03-Jul-17 11:15 AM
Meet myotis myotis, the greater mouse-eared bat!
M. Myotis generally forages for bugs in the grass like grasshoppers and crickets unlike most species which prefer air-borne insects (edited)
They're also rather large for myotis, often being the size of a large mouse
For awhile these bats were thought to be extinct as they were one of the rarer species in Great Britain where only one known roost was, which slowly declined to just a few malea
In recent years, however, there have been a few recorded individuals, suggesting this species still has roosts in places
There's a colony of several thousand m. Myotis in a nature park in the Marches, and there have been a few efforts to save them initiated by LIFE-Nature Project
Espurresso 03-Jul-17 11:27 AM
ROUND BOY
CUTE BOY
CanisChiroptera 03-Jul-17 11:28 AM
They're good floofers
Anywhoozle, that was my bat profile of the day, lmao
Espurresso 03-Jul-17 11:28 AM
Make these a regular thing thanks
CanisChiroptera 03-Jul-17 11:28 AM
Yesss (edited)
CanisChiroptera 03-Jul-17 12:14 PM
Permission to do another? I'm bored
K screw it I'm doing another
PREPARE TO GET EDUCATED
Meet the painted bat, kerivoula picta!
These colourful bats are known for their bright colors and odd roosts, such as under banana leaves and hut eves.
absol 03-Jul-17 12:21 PM
ooo
CanisChiroptera 03-Jul-17 12:21 PM
Other than that, painted bats are rather typical microbats that use echolocation to hunt insects at night.
Espurresso 03-Jul-17 12:21 PM
EHEHEHE SO CUTE
absol 03-Jul-17 12:22 PM
noice
CanisChiroptera 03-Jul-17 12:22 PM
Their tails are the same length as their bodies, and they have rather short hunting flights of only about one to two hours.
It's speculated that their bright coloring is because they tend to roost out in the open.
And that's the painted bat!
absol 03-Jul-17 12:22 PM
coolio
CanisChiroptera 04-Jul-17 01:25 PM
To use this video in a commercial player or in broadcasts, please email licensing@storyful.com Each year we rescue a number of skinny juveniles that have for...
CanisChiroptera 04-Jul-17 02:01 PM
WHO'S READY FOR ANOTHER BAT PROFILE OF THE DAY
This is Craseonycteris thonglongyai, the Kitti's hog-nosed bat!
Also known as the bumblebee bat, the kitti's hog-nosed bat is not only the smallest chiroptera, but the smallest mammal in the world.
absol 04-Jul-17 02:03 PM
Aaa
CanisChiroptera 04-Jul-17 02:03 PM
absol 04-Jul-17 02:04 PM
Aw
CanisChiroptera 04-Jul-17 02:04 PM
Adults are typically the size of a thumb and have distinctive, pig-like noses. They roost in colonies of, on average, 100 individuals per cave.
absol 04-Jul-17 02:04 PM
SQUEEE
Espurresso 04-Jul-17 02:05 PM
smol boys
CanisChiroptera 04-Jul-17 02:06 PM
Kitti's hog-nosed bats usually roost in limestone caves, far from the enterence. They leave their roosts to hunt for only about 50 minutes per night and will often postpone these because of bad weather. (edited)
Boopidee 04-Jul-17 02:06 PM
Stop fucking copy and pasting from Wikipedia
CanisChiroptera 04-Jul-17 02:06 PM
I'm not
I'm actually studying this myself
Their wings are mainly shaped for a hovering flight and they seem to feed on mostly spiders and small flies.
absol 04-Jul-17 02:08 PM
Emily is an expert on battos
CanisChiroptera 04-Jul-17 02:08 PM
👍
These bats are also the only known species in their family of Craseonycteridae. The bat's closest relatives are from the families of Hipposideridae and Rhinopomatidae.
Lion Leone 04-Jul-17 02:10 PM
As much as I like bats
#SpidersArebetter
CanisChiroptera 04-Jul-17 02:11 PM
Inb4 Boop comes in here and kicks your ass
Lion Leone 04-Jul-17 02:11 PM
Outb4 I die (edited)
Boopidee 04-Jul-17 02:11 PM
You just say that cause your waifu is a space spider troll (edited)
Lion Leone 04-Jul-17 02:11 PM
Yes, that's the point
Also, if Muffet wasn't taken by an immortal infinite libido having motherfucker I would take her too
I'm allowed to say this he isn't in here
Boopidee 04-Jul-17 02:13 PM
"immortal infinite libido having motherfucker"
Context
CanisChiroptera 04-Jul-17 02:14 PM
These bats are listed as vulnerable mainly because of annual forest-burnings which are most prevelant in the bat's breeding seasons. Luckily, C. thonglongyai is small enough to have colonies in tiny, hard-to-access locations, so there's hope for them yet.
Lion Leone 04-Jul-17 02:14 PM
We need to save the bats
CanisChiroptera 04-Jul-17 02:14 PM
^
And that was the kitti's hog-nosed bat! (edited)
Boopidee 04-Jul-17 02:14 PM
👌
Espurresso 04-Jul-17 02:31 PM
small boys
CanisChiroptera 04-Jul-17 02:31 PM
Smallest boys
squee
Lion Leone 04-Jul-17 02:32 PM
Smol bois
CanisChiroptera 04-Jul-17 07:01 PM
Miss Goodie Two Shoes is a juvenile female Grey-Headed Flying-Fox who had a head and eye injury. She was found hanging on the vine on a fence beside a busy r...
Poor baby
Espurresso 04-Jul-17 07:01 PM
Awwww
CanisChiroptera 04-Jul-17 07:02 PM
I frikin want one
She seems in a lot of pain, gahh it breaks my heart
CanisChiroptera 05-Jul-17 12:30 PM
Pipistrelle bat in the hand
The Little Brown Bat settles down in it's day roost for a nap. See the bat stretch out his wings, yawn and bare it's teeth at 00.58 seconds and at the end of...
Espurresso 05-Jul-17 12:34 PM
Cute boys
CanisChiroptera 05-Jul-17 07:45 PM
AAAAAAND WELCOME ONE AND ALL AGAIN TO CANIS'S CHIROPTERA CORNER!
Today on the agenda...
Espurresso 05-Jul-17 07:46 PM
AAA
CanisChiroptera 05-Jul-17 07:46 PM
Lavia frons -- the yellow-winged bat!
It's pretty easy to see how l. frons got its common name. It is one of the five species of false vampire bats in Africa, along with the heart-nosed bat and ghost bat, among others.
Espurresso 05-Jul-17 07:47 PM
awww
CanisChiroptera 05-Jul-17 07:49 PM
L. frons roosts in mainly acacia trees and thorn bushes, always near bodies of water. They like territories with widely-spaced vegetation so they can see their surroundings better.
Unlike other false vampire bats, l. frons is an insectivore, while other members of the false vampire bats eat small vertebrates.
These bats are monogamous and tend to find partners during the breeding season, shortly after establishing small foraging territories. One bat will watch out while the other sleeps. They can turn their heads 225 degrees and swivel its large ears, making them great lookouts.
Espurresso 05-Jul-17 07:53 PM
EHEHEHE
CanisChiroptera 05-Jul-17 07:53 PM
Despite this, after roosting with eachother they tend to part ways to feed, meeting up again at the end of the day. Females are pregnant for about three months before giving birth to a single pup which will cling to its mother's belly till they're a few weeks old.
Espurresso 05-Jul-17 07:56 PM
They are so cute
CanisChiroptera 05-Jul-17 07:56 PM
And that was the yellow-winged bat!
Espurresso 05-Jul-17 07:56 PM
squee
CanisChiroptera 05-Jul-17 07:57 PM
Such sweethearts, I love false vampires
Boopidee 05-Jul-17 11:59 PM
Hi, I'm CanisChiroptera, and are you lacking the special someone in your life?
CanisChiroptera 05-Jul-17 11:59 PM
Yes
Boopidee 05-Jul-17 11:59 PM
Then come on down to CanisChiroptera's Chiroptera Emporium!
CanisChiroptera 05-Jul-17 11:59 PM
squee
Boopidee 05-Jul-17 11:59 PM
We got bats!
CanisChiroptera 05-Jul-17 11:59 PM
Wow!
Boopidee 05-Jul-17 11:59 PM
We got...wait thats it
CanisChiroptera 05-Jul-17 11:59 PM
Whoa- oh
Well like, that's all I need, so
Boopidee 06-Jul-17 12:00 AM
Come to the gift shop for your batto needs!
We got plushies!
We got candy!
We got pictures of cyoot battos!
So what are you waiting for? Order NOW, and I mean NOW.
CanisChiroptera 06-Jul-17 12:01 AM
-SLAMS MONEY DOWN- GIVE ME ALL YOUR BATS
Boopidee 06-Jul-17 12:01 AM
We can't give battos, what merch you want
CanisChiroptera 06-Jul-17 12:01 AM
Bats
Boopidee 06-Jul-17 12:01 AM
Bat pictures?
CanisChiroptera 06-Jul-17 12:01 AM
Bats
Boopidee 06-Jul-17 12:02 AM
No
CanisChiroptera 06-Jul-17 12:02 AM
Bats
Boopidee 06-Jul-17 12:02 AM
Bitch
CanisChiroptera 06-Jul-17 12:02 AM
Bats
Lion Leone 06-Jul-17 12:50 AM
Bats
xXTriggeredWafflesXx 06-Jul-17 01:10 AM
If you're one of those people who "eats food" then do I have a surprise for you!
CanisChiroptera 06-Jul-17 01:10 AM
Yeah I've seen those
They're actually really detrimental to bat populations
Lion Leone 06-Jul-17 01:10 AM
Oh Jesus lord holy of Vriska Serket WHAT IS THAT
xXTriggeredWafflesXx 06-Jul-17 01:10 AM
It is food
You eat it
Lion Leone 06-Jul-17 01:10 AM
That is not food
CanisChiroptera 06-Jul-17 01:10 AM
Like the micros got the WNS and the megas got the overhunting
xXTriggeredWafflesXx 06-Jul-17 01:10 AM
I think
Lion Leone 06-Jul-17 01:11 AM
That is a dead bat in a bowl of flavoured water
CanisChiroptera 06-Jul-17 01:11 AM
They have like no meat on them why even--
xXTriggeredWafflesXx 06-Jul-17 01:11 AM
Bone chewing I guess
CanisChiroptera 06-Jul-17 01:11 AM
Fragile bones
So y'can't really do that either
xXTriggeredWafflesXx 06-Jul-17 01:12 AM
You eat the bones like crunchy noodles I guess
CanisChiroptera 06-Jul-17 01:12 AM
Lmao ew
They'll splinter in yer throat and kill you or something
xXTriggeredWafflesXx 06-Jul-17 01:13 AM
Well they did eat a bat
CanisChiroptera 06-Jul-17 01:13 AM
What
Oh
Yeah
Lion Leone 06-Jul-17 01:13 AM
I could make an Ozzy Osbourne joke here but I won't
xXTriggeredWafflesXx 06-Jul-17 01:13 AM
?
CanisChiroptera 06-Jul-17 01:13 AM
I'm sure that's hilarious but I'm severely uneducated
xXTriggeredWafflesXx 06-Jul-17 01:14 AM
Welcome Squidward
Welcome Squidward
Welcome Squidward
Welcome Squidward
Lion Leone 06-Jul-17 01:14 AM
Ozzy Osbourne ate a bat at one of his concerts accidentally, thinking it was rubber
CanisChiroptera 06-Jul-17 01:14 AM
Oh yeah, I remember that!
xXTriggeredWafflesXx 06-Jul-17 01:15 AM
Why would he eat a rubber bat
CanisChiroptera 06-Jul-17 01:15 AM
'Cause metal symbolism or whatever
Idk
Edgy stuff
xXTriggeredWafflesXx 06-Jul-17 01:15 AM
😈 edgy!!!!!!
CanisChiroptera 06-Jul-17 01:16 AM
cantwakeup
Boopidee 07-Jul-17 10:43 AM
I bat (edited)
CanisChiroptera 07-Jul-17 10:44 AM
yes -patpat- uwuuwuwuwu (edited)
Boopidee 08-Jul-17 06:49 AM
Lion Leone 08-Jul-17 07:23 AM
Indeed you are, boop
Lion Leone 11-Jul-17 01:03 PM
-the minigun falls through here and through the floor-
CanisChiroptera 11-Jul-17 03:20 PM
Tinker has been in care for a week or so, and he has become very sooky (that's Aussie for being a bit emotionally needy), but then he cheers up and becomes M...
Boopidee 11-Jul-17 03:20 PM
Good
CanisChiroptera 12-Jul-17 09:12 AM
.image/img lasiurus borealis
@Boopidee
Boopidee 12-Jul-17 09:13 AM
Good battos
CanisChiroptera 12-Jul-17 09:16 AM
I'm probably gonna do these guys formy bat program today
CanisChiroptera 14-Jul-17 01:16 AM
squee 3
Espurresso 14-Jul-17 01:16 AM
EHEHEHE
CanisChiroptera 14-Jul-17 01:16 AM
Espurresso 14-Jul-17 07:12 PM
These 2 little ones came from an accidental roost disturbance. The big one fell out of the roost and another one was disturbed when the member of public open...
!!!!
CanisChiroptera 14-Jul-17 07:14 PM
squee
absol 14-Jul-17 07:18 PM
Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
W
I just realized a color change in 'senior members'
What
The
CanisChiroptera 14-Jul-17 07:19 PM
Lmao, thought nobody would notice
Better or worse?
absol 14-Jul-17 07:19 PM
I noticed
Lion Leone 14-Jul-17 07:20 PM
Back to ask
What did it change from?
CanisChiroptera 14-Jul-17 07:20 PM
From the default orange option
Lion Leone 14-Jul-17 07:20 PM
Ah I see
Anyway, back to the town of sleep for real this time
Adios
CanisChiroptera 14-Jul-17 07:20 PM
Gn!
Espurresso 15-Jul-17 01:16 PM
reminder that batto support is discord-wide
CanisChiroptera 15-Jul-17 01:16 PM
Good
Precious batto
That's one of the pictures I used for my heavy referencing!
This one!
Espurresso 15-Jul-17 01:17 PM
EHEHEHE
CanisChiroptera 17-Jul-17 03:48 PM
👌 4
absol 17-Jul-17 03:48 PM
squee
Monkena 18-Jul-17 06:15 PM
i am one with the darkness
Boopidee 18-Jul-17 07:27 PM
Shit
CanisChiroptera 19-Jul-17 09:11 PM
Daily reminder -- cinnamon red bats are chill
Look at him
Just hanging out
With the family
Having ourselves a paaar-tayy
-Clap-
@absol
K I'm out, talk to ya when I get back
Espurresso 19-Jul-17 09:13 PM
ehehehe
absol 19-Jul-17 09:13 PM
What
AAAAA
CanisChiroptera 19-Jul-17 09:13 PM
Batto
That's what (edited)
absol 19-Jul-17 09:13 PM
FLUFFY
Espurresso 19-Jul-17 09:13 PM
good batto
absol 19-Jul-17 09:13 PM
FDYPREUYHV Vcvsusffrfcpd
CanisChiroptera 19-Jul-17 09:13 PM
More floofer
Espurresso 19-Jul-17 09:13 PM
i really like your black hat voice
CanisChiroptera 19-Jul-17 09:13 PM
Eeheehee
He's sleeping in his tail
Kbye
Espurresso 19-Jul-17 09:14 PM
GOOD.
FLOOFER.
CanisChiroptera 19-Jul-17 09:14 PM
Rude :(((((
O
Lmao
CanisChiroptera 24-Jul-17 08:13 PM
👌 👌
Ooh, another thing is that most bats from hoary-sized up will have ore membrane on the other side of their thumbs! It's a lot more noticeable on megabats
SquidSystem 24-Jul-17 08:14 PM
excuse me
Tatsumaki BOT 24-Jul-17 08:15 PM
🆙 | SquidSystem leveled up!
SquidSystem 24-Jul-17 08:15 PM
megabats
CanisChiroptera 24-Jul-17 08:15 PM
Megabats are bats in the family Pteropus, which contains the fruit bats!
SquidSystem 24-Jul-17 08:17 PM
well that's a great name
CanisChiroptera 24-Jul-17 08:31 PM
Allow me to demonstrate
Espurresso 24-Jul-17 08:32 PM
CanisChiroptera 24-Jul-17 08:32 PM
A grey-headed flying fox!
Look at how friggin long megabats humeruses are
So cool
Notice other little things like how the last phalanges curve slightly at the end!
Espurresso 24-Jul-17 08:37 PM
the skeleton of a good boy
CanisChiroptera 24-Jul-17 08:37 PM
Spooky boy
SquidSystem 24-Jul-17 08:37 PM
goosebumps
CanisChiroptera 24-Jul-17 08:37 PM
Viewer beware, you're in for a scare
SquidSystem 24-Jul-17 08:38 PM
the goosebumps dog is still my one true phobia
Espurresso 24-Jul-17 08:39 PM
the goosebumps intro but the dog is a bat
CanisChiroptera 24-Jul-17 08:40 PM
And then let's compare the skeleton of that megabat to that of a microbat....
This is a myotis myotis, one of the bats I covered earlier
WE MUST GO EVEN SMALLER
Espurresso 24-Jul-17 08:45 PM
AAA
CanisChiroptera 24-Jul-17 08:45 PM
Eptesicus fuscus
Big brown bat
Espurresso 24-Jul-17 08:45 PM
it thickens (edited)
CanisChiroptera 24-Jul-17 08:45 PM
Or thins? HYPERTHINKBUTFAST
CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP
BOOM, BLACK MYOTIS
Espurresso 24-Jul-17 08:51 PM
THE PLOT DEEPENS
CanisChiroptera 24-Jul-17 08:52 PM
BOOM, VARIOUS SPECIES
Pick a card, any card!
Espurresso 24-Jul-17 08:52 PM
b-bumble bee bat skeleton?? it's not on there maybe but,,
CanisChiroptera 24-Jul-17 08:53 PM
Couldn't find a clear one, rip in kill
Ah shit, man, I know most of these
Check this shit out
Little brown (M. lucifugus) - big brown (E, fuscus) ?? - Silver-haired bat (L. noctivagans) ?? - Eastern red (L. borealis) ?? - Hoary bat (L. cinereus) Aaaand I don't know the last
I must figure this out thinkdip
absol 24-Jul-17 08:55 PM
what
CanisChiroptera 24-Jul-17 08:55 PM
What
absol 24-Jul-17 08:56 PM
skeleton battos?
wh a
CanisChiroptera 24-Jul-17 08:56 PM
Anatomy references c:
absol 24-Jul-17 08:56 PM
ah
alright
CanisChiroptera 24-Jul-17 08:56 PM
But mostly just me being a nerd, lmao
absol 24-Jul-17 08:57 PM
im a nerd too
kek
CanisChiroptera 24-Jul-17 08:58 PM
K got one Indiana bat (M. sodalis)
absol 24-Jul-17 08:58 PM
o
CanisChiroptera 24-Jul-17 08:58 PM
Northern long-eared bat (M. septentrionalis)
I think the pipistrellus is just the common pipistrelle but I'll check
Eastern pipistrelle
Close enough
And the N. humeralis is the evening bat!
Bam
I'll shut up now
Lion Leone 25-Jul-17 11:50 AM
Pffft
CanisChiroptera 25-Jul-17 12:36 PM
noice
Monkena 25-Jul-17 12:36 PM
why
SquidSystem 25-Jul-17 02:30 PM
uh oh
CanisChiroptera 25-Jul-17 04:26 PM
Siri is an adult female Grey-Headed Flying-Fox who most likely smacked into a building around 2am, fell to the ground, had a screaming match with a dog who w...
absol 25-Jul-17 04:26 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
CanisChiroptera 25-Jul-17 04:26 PM
Poor baby, I'm glad she's okay
absol 25-Jul-17 04:26 PM
i saw you changed the color agian
CanisChiroptera 25-Jul-17 04:27 PM
Yeah, 'cause Kat wanted bright yellow and they looked real similar
absol 25-Jul-17 04:27 PM
; _ ;
SquidSystem 25-Jul-17 06:57 PM
we are salmons
absol 25-Jul-17 07:00 PM
we are battos
Espurresso 25-Jul-17 07:01 PM
but what if i'm actually an octopus
SquidSystem 25-Jul-17 07:02 PM
then you will be burned at the stake unless you're a cute idol one
Lion Leone 25-Jul-17 07:03 PM
If you're a hybrid, on the other hand
Espurresso 25-Jul-17 07:05 PM
wow good thing i'm a squid
or am i
absol 25-Jul-17 07:05 PM
DUN DUN DUUUUNNN
Espurresso 25-Jul-17 07:05 PM
Thinkeyes
SquidSystem 25-Jul-17 07:08 PM
the real question
is if he's a kid too
Espurresso 25-Jul-17 07:15 PM
Thinknet
government: "ok yeah we might've killed bats with clean energy but it's clean energy can you forgive us" me: "no you took all my gold killed bats that is unforgivable"
CanisChiroptera 25-Jul-17 07:16 PM
Pinned a message.
SquidSystem 25-Jul-17 07:16 PM
good pin
CanisChiroptera 27-Jul-17 11:57 PM
Subscribe to AnimalBytesTV for more awesome The Conservation Files videos and more! http://www.YouTube.com/AnimalBytesTV Smallest bat in the world.. This wee...
WHEN SHE PETS THE LITTLE BATTOS I ACTUALLY SQUEED
@Boopidee
Boopidee 28-Jul-17 12:28 AM
jhblhblhbjkhliukjhliulkhliulk
CanisChiroptera 28-Jul-17 12:29 AM
Lmao I heard you scream
Monkena 28-Jul-17 08:37 AM
SquidSystem 28-Jul-17 05:22 PM
squid is not bat
Espurresso 28-Jul-17 05:22 PM
^
CanisChiroptera 28-Jul-17 09:50 PM
FUCK
Shit, neverming
Nevermind
CanisChiroptera 29-Jul-17 03:09 PM
Batty, batty, batty, batty, batty, batty, batty, batty, bat!
Hey
Hey Boop
Remember this
Boopidee 29-Jul-17 03:35 PM
THANK YOU I'VE ALWAYS THOUGHT OF THIS AND NEVER FELT LIKE LOOKING IT UP
CanisChiroptera 29-Jul-17 03:35 PM
Same, I found it accidentally
Espurresso 31-Jul-17 12:35 AM
i hope this still counts
CanisChiroptera 31-Jul-17 12:38 AM
absol 31-Jul-17 12:38 AM
aw]
AAAAAA
CanisChiroptera 31-Jul-17 12:40 AM
absol 31-Jul-17 12:40 AM
Aaa
CanisChiroptera 31-Jul-17 12:41 AM
absol 31-Jul-17 12:41 AM
Aaaww
CanisChiroptera 31-Jul-17 12:44 AM
absol 31-Jul-17 12:44 AM
aaA
A
A
A
A
A
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
CanisChiroptera 31-Jul-17 12:46 AM
absol 31-Jul-17 12:46 AM
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Boopidee 31-Jul-17 02:43 PM
CanisChiroptera 31-Jul-17 02:44 PM
Me
Boopidee 31-Jul-17 02:44 PM
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 31-Jul-17 03:06 PM
Bats are dumb 🦇 🔫
CanisChiroptera 31-Jul-17 03:07 PM
banned
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 31-Jul-17 03:09 PM
🔥
Tatsumaki BOT 31-Jul-17 03:09 PM
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SquidSystem 31-Jul-17 06:11 PM
oh bat boys
Boopidee 03-Aug-17 10:54 PM
Espurresso 03-Aug-17 10:59 PM
he cuddle
Boopidee 05-Aug-17 12:06 AM
Good
Good bat
CanisChiroptera 05-Aug-17 12:07 AM
He flatten
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 06-Aug-17 02:31 AM
Espurresso 06-Aug-17 10:35 AM
cute eel but that isn't a batto
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 06-Aug-17 11:17 AM
That's the point
CanisChiroptera 06-Aug-17 09:41 PM
DUUUUUDE
"A young female Pipistrellus s. subflavus taken from Old Indian Cave, Jackson County, Florida, on February 3, 1956, exhibits Polydactyly, having six digits on both the fore and hind limbs. This bat, No. 3601 in the Florida State Board of Health collection, was taken with 67 normal individuals while hibernating in the main bat chamber of the cavern. This is the only one of 306 pipistrels and 4,364 bats of other species examined in which this condition was found. Two thumbs are present on both forelimbs. In both cases the extra thumb appears to be the medial one, its claw showing a similar degree of wear to that of the other. Clearing and staining with alizarin shows that the thumbs of each pair have two separate phalanges but share a fused metacarpal. Similarly, the tendon of the extensor muscle of the pollux bifurcates at the..."
DUUUDE
I wonder if this means bats could have extra proper fingers!
That would make my solution for bat anthros a lot easier
Anyone here know anything about polydactyly?
Actually scratch that, I've got it
Espurresso 08-Aug-17 04:03 PM
BATTO WAS FEATURED ON IFUNNY
#AlternateFeatures, #10at10, #ifunncleanup, #ifunnytop, #Feature
CanisChiroptera 08-Aug-17 04:04 PM
celebration
Boopidee 08-Aug-17 04:04 PM
Nice (edited)
CanisChiroptera 08-Aug-17 04:04 PM
I WANNA IDENTIFY IT
LEMME LOOK THROUGH MY LIBRARY
Espurresso 08-Aug-17 04:05 PM
wait
i think it might be another animal if so fuuuck i'm dumb
CanisChiroptera 08-Aug-17 04:05 PM
Nope, that's a batto
Espurresso 08-Aug-17 04:05 PM
oh yes good
CanisChiroptera 08-Aug-17 04:13 PM
Right now my main suspect is the large flying fox, but I'm doing this alphabetically, so
CanisChiroptera 08-Aug-17 04:22 PM
Second suspect
Boopidee 08-Aug-17 04:22 PM
Good bat
CanisChiroptera 08-Aug-17 04:23 PM
NEVERMIND, FOUND IT
CASE CLOSED
@Espurresso
STRAW-COLORED FRUIT BAT
Espurresso 08-Aug-17 04:23 PM
YESSS
Boopidee 08-Aug-17 04:24 PM
BATTO
Espurresso 08-Aug-17 04:24 PM
GOOD BATTOS ALL AROUND
Lion Leone 08-Aug-17 04:24 PM
^
CanisChiroptera 08-Aug-17 04:24 PM
DO I WIN
Espurresso 08-Aug-17 04:24 PM
yes
Boopidee 08-Aug-17 04:24 PM
Show us a horny bat ULTRALUL
CanisChiroptera 08-Aug-17 04:24 PM
K
Tatsumaki BOT 08-Aug-17 04:24 PM
🆙 | CanisChiroptera leveled up!
CanisChiroptera 08-Aug-17 04:25 PM
GG
SquidSystem 08-Aug-17 10:11 PM
oh my god that face
Monkena 10-Aug-17 10:05 AM
.paint
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Lion Leone 10-Aug-17 11:08 AM
.paint
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CanisChiroptera 10-Aug-17 11:09 AM
Whoa
.paint
NotSoBot BOT 10-Aug-17 11:09 AM
CanisChiroptera 10-Aug-17 11:09 AM
We need to go deeper
.paint
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Monkena 10-Aug-17 11:28 AM
deep
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Lion Leone 10-Aug-17 12:14 PM
.....
what?
YOU MADE IT
Boopidee 10-Aug-17 12:16 PM
.waaw
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Lion Leone 10-Aug-17 04:16 PM
pffft
I think I broke Notso, @here
rickrack 10-Aug-17 04:20 PM
.hooh
NotSoBot BOT 10-Aug-17 04:21 PM
rickrack 10-Aug-17 04:21 PM
I guess I fixed him
CanisChiroptera 11-Aug-17 10:54 PM
absol 11-Aug-17 10:58 PM
EEE
CanisChiroptera 12-Aug-17 03:04 PM
SquidSystem 12-Aug-17 03:04 PM
is that two whole bats
CanisChiroptera 12-Aug-17 03:04 PM
They move as one for the loaves must stick together
absol 12-Aug-17 03:04 PM
AAWEWEEEEW
AAAEAEAEAEA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
SquidSystem 12-Aug-17 03:05 PM
I want 5 bats to come together to form bat voltron
absol 12-Aug-17 03:05 PM
pfft
Espurresso 12-Aug-17 06:23 PM
Pretzel is a Grey-Headed Flying-Fox orphan who was found hanging low on a tree trunk at a kid's baseball game. He was hand raised and released in May 2017 af...
SquidSystem 12-Aug-17 08:16 PM
pretzel
shoulda named him big boss
CanisChiroptera 12-Aug-17 08:17 PM
Big Boss Pretzel
SquidSystem 12-Aug-17 08:18 PM
Myotis Gear Solid: the flaptom pain
CanisChiroptera 12-Aug-17 08:18 PM
Oh my god
Pinned a message.
absol 12-Aug-17 08:18 PM
hHh
pfft
SquidSystem 12-Aug-17 08:26 PM
Myotis Gear Solid: The Twin Loaves Myotis Gear Solid: Sons of Loafberty Myotis Gear Solid: Smol Eater Myotis Gear Solid: Guns of the Batriots Myotis Gear Solid: Peace Flapper
absol 12-Aug-17 08:26 PM
pffft
SquidSystem 12-Aug-17 08:26 PM
I spent too much time on that
absol 12-Aug-17 08:26 PM
omfg
can i buy them alL?
where are they
CanisChiroptera 12-Aug-17 08:26 PM
Pinned a message.
SquidSystem 12-Aug-17 08:26 PM
if you find 17 loafy bats you can summon the discs
CanisChiroptera 12-Aug-17 08:27 PM
Bitch I got 400 last week
absol 12-Aug-17 08:27 PM
;-;
they're no bats around here that i know of...
SquidSystem 12-Aug-17 08:27 PM
did you remember to screech the special screech though?
CanisChiroptera 12-Aug-17 08:27 PM
No, I didn't Thinkeyes
@absol Once you know what they look like you'll likely spot them everywhere!
absol 12-Aug-17 08:28 PM
a
i betta
CanisChiroptera 12-Aug-17 08:28 PM
California is home to a bunch of different battos
absol 12-Aug-17 08:28 PM
aaaaaaaaaaaaa
let ME SIGN UP
but i cant
im in a dog thing already
;-;
CanisChiroptera 12-Aug-17 08:28 PM
Wanna know what species you have?
SquidSystem 12-Aug-17 08:29 PM
y'know I don't get why people don't like bats I mean sure you might not when them squatting in your house but they're good special boys
Espurresso 12-Aug-17 08:29 PM
^
CanisChiroptera 12-Aug-17 08:30 PM
I blame old folk tales ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
absol 12-Aug-17 08:30 PM
:0
CanisChiroptera 12-Aug-17 08:30 PM
If people knew just how cyoot and gentle they were I think we'd be all good
@Espurresso @absol @TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle @『N O B a d s』 wanna know your local bat species?
absol 12-Aug-17 08:30 PM
yes
Espurresso 12-Aug-17 08:30 PM
oh my god
please tell me
absol 12-Aug-17 08:30 PM
^
tell
me
CanisChiroptera 12-Aug-17 08:31 PM
You guys have a lot more than we do over here, haha
absol 12-Aug-17 08:31 PM
Squeeee TELL TELL TELL
Espurresso 12-Aug-17 08:31 PM
^
absol 12-Aug-17 08:31 PM
ehhe
CanisChiroptera 12-Aug-17 08:31 PM
First of all there's the mexican free-tailed bat
absol 12-Aug-17 08:31 PM
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
CanisChiroptera 12-Aug-17 08:31 PM
absol 12-Aug-17 08:31 PM
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
CanisChiroptera 12-Aug-17 08:32 PM
He roar
You guys also have pocketed free-tails
Big free-tails
Espurresso 12-Aug-17 08:33 PM
lots of free tails
Monkena 12-Aug-17 08:33 PM
@CanisChiroptera how about mine
CanisChiroptera 12-Aug-17 08:34 PM
I'll gladly do yours, lemme just finish this
Monkena 12-Aug-17 08:34 PM
i need to know what bats can i find in buenos aires, argentina
CanisChiroptera 12-Aug-17 08:34 PM
And california mastiff bats which are also free-tails, technically
Yeah me have no free-tails in BC, rip
Boopidee 12-Aug-17 08:34 PM
Emoji request
absol 12-Aug-17 08:34 PM
pff
CanisChiroptera 12-Aug-17 08:35 PM
You guys also have big browns, hoaries, little browns, silver-haireds, and other common species like that
And yellow bats!
Jealous
And spotted bats, these pretty littl' big-eared fellows!
Ooh, Corynorhinus townsendii!
AKA Townsend's big-eared bat
Allen's big-eared bat
absol 12-Aug-17 08:38 PM
LOAF
CanisChiroptera 12-Aug-17 08:38 PM
Eee you guys also have pallid bats! squee
absol 12-Aug-17 08:38 PM
EJHFDJNFDJNKAFSDJKHFBXFDBNJKDFBJFVBJHFBHJFHBDFDBKFVVFDKFNBVFDKNXFVBNJXBFN
I--MUSYHT SEEEEE FBATOTOS
CanisChiroptera 12-Aug-17 08:38 PM
Reminder that pallids are cyoot
absol 12-Aug-17 08:39 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I WANT TO SNUGGLE IT
CanisChiroptera 12-Aug-17 08:39 PM
Lookat him eat the scorpion
absol 12-Aug-17 08:39 PM
Squeeee
CanisChiroptera 12-Aug-17 08:39 PM
They use their tails as plates, heehee
absol 12-Aug-17 08:39 PM
awwww
CanisChiroptera 12-Aug-17 08:39 PM
Ooh, you guys have canyon bats!
And eastern reds, the sweetest poofer-floofers
And western small-foots, which is one of my most recent bat showcases!
I've also covered the long-eared myotis
The aptly-named California myotis!
God these guys are cute squee
absol 12-Aug-17 08:43 PM
Squeeee
CanisChiroptera 12-Aug-17 08:44 PM
Aaaand myotis volans, long-legged myotis!
absol 12-Aug-17 08:44 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
CanisChiroptera 12-Aug-17 08:44 PM
Ooh, fringed myotis!
absol 12-Aug-17 08:44 PM
eeeeeEEEEE
ABABABABABABTITOTOTOTHFADNJFGDNJvdxBHJXDFBHBVXHBDBFD''
CanisChiroptera 12-Aug-17 08:44 PM
Named for the fringe on their tails!
absol 12-Aug-17 08:45 PM
BBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
CanisChiroptera 12-Aug-17 08:45 PM
Cave myotis
Yumas, little browns
absol 12-Aug-17 08:45 PM
eeeeeeeeeeee
CanisChiroptera 12-Aug-17 08:46 PM
And, of course, the California leaf-nosed bat!
I like these guys, haha
And last but not least, give it up forrr
A relative of the banana bat
Mexican long-tongued bat
absol 12-Aug-17 08:48 PM
eeheheheh
CanisChiroptera 12-Aug-17 08:48 PM
@Espurresso congrats you have autism
absol 12-Aug-17 08:48 PM
pff
pfft
Espurresso 12-Aug-17 08:48 PM
PFFFF
CanisChiroptera 12-Aug-17 08:48 PM
Alright, now lets see what info I can dig up about @Monkena's bats
absol 12-Aug-17 08:49 PM
k
Monkena 12-Aug-17 08:49 PM
nice
CanisChiroptera 12-Aug-17 08:50 PM
Allllll righty, got 'em!
Monkena 12-Aug-17 08:50 PM
HAAAAAAAAAAA
GOT EEM
CanisChiroptera 12-Aug-17 08:50 PM
First up is the diminitive serotine
Monkena 12-Aug-17 08:51 PM
looks cute
CanisChiroptera 12-Aug-17 08:51 PM
Argentine brown bat
Monkena 12-Aug-17 08:52 PM
that's small
CanisChiroptera 12-Aug-17 08:52 PM
Oh my god you guys have desert reds!
Monkena 12-Aug-17 08:52 PM
what's that
CanisChiroptera 12-Aug-17 08:52 PM
Monkena 12-Aug-17 08:52 PM
OMFG
COOT
CanisChiroptera 12-Aug-17 08:53 PM
And, of course, hoaries, because they're too fantastical to not be absolutely everywhere
Southern yellows
Ooh, I haven't seen one of these yet!
The silver-tipped myotis!
Aaand the yellow myotis is the last myotis you guys have
Monkena 12-Aug-17 08:55 PM
i've never seen a bat irl
CanisChiroptera 12-Aug-17 08:55 PM
Then you got some pretty freaky little guys called bonetted bats
Or, actually, yours aren't that freaky compaired to the others, haha
Velvety free-tailed bat
And last but not least mexican free-tails!
Monkena 12-Aug-17 08:58 PM
i wanna see a Velvety free-tailed bat
they're cute
CanisChiroptera 12-Aug-17 08:58 PM
And very flat squee
Bet they're really soft
Boopidee 13-Aug-17 04:15 PM
"Bats aren't cute"
absol 13-Aug-17 04:15 PM
pff
CanisChiroptera 16-Aug-17 08:39 PM
Alright, boys
It's the perfect evening for bat-watching
Tonight I'll be once again trying to determine the species halfway down the road
Our main suspect?
.image/img lasionycterus noctivagans
Load you shit
NotSoBot BOT 16-Aug-17 08:41 PM
(edited)
Mabel Myotis◢ ◤CanisChiroptera
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CanisChiroptera 16-Aug-17 08:41 PM
There we go
Lookat that boyo
I sure hope I'm right
I'm like 65% sure
One: likely a tree bat Two: maybe saw a flash of black Three: slowish flight Four: medium sized
Five: solitary
Too small and not fluffy enough to be a hoary
Too big to be a M. lucifugus or M. yumanensii
Oh, six: feeds mainly on moths
Boopidee 16-Aug-17 08:46 PM
@CanisChiroptera Wanna play a game of "Guess That Bat?"
CanisChiroptera 16-Aug-17 08:46 PM
Yes
Boopidee 16-Aug-17 08:46 PM
CanisChiroptera 16-Aug-17 08:47 PM
Hmm
Looks like either a type of false vampire bat or a type of Corynorhinus
I'm gonna guesssss
Brown long-eared bat
Boopidee 16-Aug-17 08:48 PM
You are: (edited)
CanisChiroptera 16-Aug-17 08:48 PM
Pretty sure I'm wrong about that but whatever
Boopidee 16-Aug-17 08:48 PM
WRONG
CanisChiroptera 16-Aug-17 08:48 PM
What was it?
Was it in the genus Corynorhinus or Lavia, or was I not even close
Boopidee 16-Aug-17 08:49 PM
gambian slit-faced bat (Nycteris gambiensis) (edited)
CanisChiroptera 16-Aug-17 08:49 PM
Darn
rickrack 16-Aug-17 08:49 PM
That bat did have some long ass brown ears tho
CanisChiroptera 16-Aug-17 08:49 PM
Haven't gotten to the slit-faced bats yet, haha
Gimmie another
Boopidee 16-Aug-17 08:50 PM
Okay but first
Cute batto
CanisChiroptera 16-Aug-17 08:50 PM
Good bab
Boopidee 16-Aug-17 08:50 PM
Okay, the bat is:
CanisChiroptera 16-Aug-17 08:51 PM
I'm guessing either a type of hog-nosed bat or vampire bat
Boopidee 16-Aug-17 08:51 PM
You are:
CORRECT
CanisChiroptera 16-Aug-17 08:51 PM
WOO
Gimmie the name
Boopidee 16-Aug-17 08:52 PM
Enrico Bernard, Universidade Federal de Pernambuco What’s for dinner? For some Brazilian vampire bats, these days it’s human blood. ...
CanisChiroptera 16-Aug-17 08:53 PM
"Brazilian vampire bat"
Boopidee 16-Aug-17 08:53 PM
Next bat:
CanisChiroptera 16-Aug-17 08:53 PM
Easyy
Some species of tube-nosed bat
Boopidee 16-Aug-17 08:53 PM
Trick question its a monkey thank you and goodnight
Okay but really
You are:
WRONG
CanisChiroptera 16-Aug-17 08:54 PM
I'm right, tho, the genus is of tube-nosed fruit bats
Boopidee 16-Aug-17 08:54 PM
WHAT THE FUCK
This image is from a reddit post
I clicked the page
Shows a totally different bat
This is bullshit
CanisChiroptera 16-Aug-17 08:55 PM
Pfff
I'm right kys
Boopidee 16-Aug-17 08:55 PM
Correct? akkoShrug
CanisChiroptera 16-Aug-17 08:55 PM
Look up tube-nosed bat right now, you'll find em
absol 16-Aug-17 08:55 PM
Huh
Boopidee 16-Aug-17 08:55 PM
NEXT BAT:
CanisChiroptera 16-Aug-17 08:55 PM
OH FUCK
absol 16-Aug-17 08:55 PM
Pf
Pffff
CanisChiroptera 16-Aug-17 08:56 PM
WORLD OF WARBAT
absol 16-Aug-17 08:56 PM
batto
Boopidee 16-Aug-17 08:56 PM
You are:
WRONG
absol 16-Aug-17 08:56 PM
Fucj
CanisChiroptera 16-Aug-17 08:56 PM
In all my years of training I have never prepared for such a beauty
Boopidee 16-Aug-17 08:56 PM
Its a Meme Batto from the best MMO to ever be created, Runescape
CanisChiroptera 16-Aug-17 08:56 PM
FUCK
I WAS TORN BETWEEN THE TWO
AND THEN DECIDED IT LOOKED TOO DECENT FOR RUNESCAPE
K brb, biking
Espurresso 16-Aug-17 08:59 PM
may i host one of these beauties once emily gets back
Boopidee 16-Aug-17 08:59 PM
epic
Espurresso 16-Aug-17 08:59 PM
Abe!
CanisChiroptera 16-Aug-17 09:10 PM
K I'm back, fire away!
Psst, for wrong answers you should do ?horny
@Boopidee what a lovely batto you have there
@Espurresso
Espurresso 16-Aug-17 09:27 PM
CanisChiroptera 16-Aug-17 09:27 PM
Oh shit
Espurresso 16-Aug-17 09:27 PM
guess what bat this autistic mess is from
CanisChiroptera 16-Aug-17 09:27 PM
Animal Jam
Espurresso 16-Aug-17 09:27 PM
you are
correct
CanisChiroptera 16-Aug-17 09:27 PM
Fuck yeah
Anyone want me to do one? I promise I'll go easy and only do ones I've covered on my Chiroptera Corner!
Get one right and win points!
Espurresso 16-Aug-17 09:28 PM
but first
CanisChiroptera 16-Aug-17 09:28 PM
Minceraft
Espurresso 16-Aug-17 09:28 PM
fan favorite everyone
CanisChiroptera 16-Aug-17 09:28 PM
Blockland
Roblox
Boopidee 16-Aug-17 09:28 PM
Do I win #bot-nigga-zone money if I get it right
Espurresso 16-Aug-17 09:28 PM
fan favorite
CanisChiroptera 16-Aug-17 09:28 PM
I guess so?
Boopidee 16-Aug-17 09:28 PM
A'ight
CanisChiroptera 16-Aug-17 09:28 PM
That's a good idea, actually
Boopidee 16-Aug-17 09:28 PM
Lemme just get a charger and I'll play
Also
Like my new pfp
CanisChiroptera 16-Aug-17 09:29 PM
--quote @CanisChiroptera @Joaje on them haters what a lovely batto you have there
Yggdrasil BOT 16-Aug-17 09:29 PM
CanisChiroptera #8673
@Joaje on them haters what a lovely batto you have there
Boopidee 16-Aug-17 09:31 PM
Can you give him a Dipper hat
CanisChiroptera 16-Aug-17 09:31 PM
Sure, I'll do that later
M'k, ready?
Espurresso 16-Aug-17 09:35 PM
back
Boopidee 16-Aug-17 09:35 PM
Ye nigga
Espurresso 16-Aug-17 09:35 PM
i'll watch
CanisChiroptera 16-Aug-17 09:35 PM
Contestant number juan!
Boopidee 16-Aug-17 09:35 PM
I'm guessing either Breadloaf or Vampire
CanisChiroptera 16-Aug-17 09:36 PM
"Breadloaf" is not a respected answer because all bats are breadloaves
So vampire
You areee
WRONG
?horny
CanisChiroptera 16-Aug-17 09:36 PM
Little brown bat (Myotis lucifugus)
Let's go even easier
Boopidee 16-Aug-17 09:36 PM
LITTLE BROWN BAT IS A FUCKING SUBSPECIES
CanisChiroptera 16-Aug-17 09:37 PM
Wat
No
Boopidee 16-Aug-17 09:37 PM
AND LOAF ISN'T
autism
CanisChiroptera 16-Aug-17 09:37 PM
M. lucifugus contains subspecies
But in itself is not one
Boopidee 16-Aug-17 09:37 PM
dipstick
CanisChiroptera 16-Aug-17 09:37 PM
K, even easier
Boopidee 16-Aug-17 09:38 PM
Hoary or Loaf (edited)
CanisChiroptera 16-Aug-17 09:38 PM
Ding ding ding!
-credits give @Boopidee 100
haru BOT 16-Aug-17 09:38 PM
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Boopidee 16-Aug-17 09:38 PM
-credits
haru BOT 16-Aug-17 09:38 PM
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Boopidee 16-Aug-17 09:38 PM
epic
CanisChiroptera 16-Aug-17 09:39 PM
M'k, what about this handsome fellow?
Nobody?
Boopidee 16-Aug-17 09:40 PM
Sorry I didn't see
Its uhhhhh
CanisChiroptera 16-Aug-17 09:41 PM
Want a clue?
Boopidee 16-Aug-17 09:41 PM
Nycteris gambiensis
CanisChiroptera 16-Aug-17 09:41 PM
oPff
Boopidee 16-Aug-17 09:41 PM
Shit wait I wanted the clue first
CanisChiroptera 16-Aug-17 09:41 PM
I'll give you another chance
This bat's common name is the same descriptor used for Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way's skin multiple times throughout My Immortal (edited)
(And maybe her tears)
Boopidee 16-Aug-17 09:42 PM
UHHHHHHHHHH
By the way you reacted I'm keeping my first answer
Espurresso 16-Aug-17 09:43 PM
I HATH TELEKINESIS sorry had to (edited)
CanisChiroptera 16-Aug-17 09:43 PM
You shouldn'tve because you're wrong (edited)
It was the I Hath Telekinesis Bat
Boopidee 16-Aug-17 09:44 PM
Give Kat some o dat monz she guessed right
Espurresso 16-Aug-17 09:44 PM
Abepic!
CanisChiroptera 16-Aug-17 09:44 PM
No but really this little guy's the pallid bat
I'll give Kat money anyway, tho, 'cause I'm rich
-credits give @Espurresso 50
haru BOT 16-Aug-17 09:44 PM
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Boopidee 16-Aug-17 10:30 PM
Lion Leone 17-Aug-17 09:04 AM
.rc
NotSoBot BOT 17-Aug-17 09:04 AM
Boopidee 17-Aug-17 12:43 PM
Cute
Boopidee 17-Aug-17 09:02 PM
I am actually angry that I cannot pet the bat on my pfp
Lion Leone 18-Aug-17 01:03 AM
.rc
NotSoBot BOT 18-Aug-17 01:03 AM
Boopidee 18-Aug-17 01:03 AM
.eyes red
NotSoBot BOT 18-Aug-17 01:03 AM
⛔ Face not detected
Lion Leone 18-Aug-17 01:03 AM
BAT INTENSIFIES
NotSoBot BOT 18-Aug-17 01:25 AM
⛔ Face not detected
Boopidee 18-Aug-17 01:25 AM
.circle 5
NotSoBot BOT 18-Aug-17 01:25 AM
Scale: 5
SquidSystem 18-Aug-17 12:53 PM
is this bat just very floofy or is it bulbous
CanisChiroptera 18-Aug-17 12:53 PM
Very, very floofy
SquidSystem 18-Aug-17 12:54 PM
that creature is amazing then
Espurresso 19-Aug-17 11:56 AM
Pinned a message.
CanisChiroptera 23-Aug-17 11:28 AM
I spotted a Hoary Bat hanging out up in some cottonwood trees near the Provo Airport. I could never get a full view through all the leaves. Recorded on Septe...
CanisChiroptera 24-Aug-17 09:41 PM
SquidSystem 31-Aug-17 07:40 PM
batboarding (edited)
CanisChiroptera 02-Sep-17 05:45 PM
MY FRIEND FRIGGIN DREW ONE OF MY OCS
I FUCKING LOVE IT GANKJM,AOERGJNK
『N O B a d s』 02-Sep-17 05:45 PM
Its
Its
Its
Espurresso 02-Sep-17 05:45 PM
CUTE BATTO
『N O B a d s』 02-Sep-17 05:45 PM
FUCKING GREAT THUS IS A GREAT BATTO
absol 02-Sep-17 05:49 PM
WOAHUEDNDKJNFVKLNFDKLNFDBKLNFDBKLNDFBJJGRJFD'
absol 02-Sep-17 08:20 PM
boing
CanisChiroptera 02-Sep-17 08:20 PM
SHE'S DOIN THE BOING
absol 02-Sep-17 08:20 PM
boing
Nee
CanisChiroptera 02-Sep-17 08:21 PM
Neeee!
absol 02-Sep-17 08:21 PM
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Espurresso 02-Sep-17 08:23 PM
i like to boing!!!
absol 02-Sep-17 08:23 PM
BOING
Espurresso 02-Sep-17 08:23 PM
i support batto in art of boing
absol 02-Sep-17 08:24 PM
Nee!'
CanisChiroptera 02-Sep-17 08:24 PM
Tfw I've already used the acrobat joke
absol 02-Sep-17 08:24 PM
hehe
CanisChiroptera 02-Sep-17 08:31 PM
Pinned a message.
Ghost Ion 09-Sep-17 09:55 AM
the painted bat is the most Halloween prepared animal in existence
Retweets
4475
Likes
8545
CanisChiroptera 09-Sep-17 10:01 AM
Yes, Kerivoula picta! I'm actually planning to go as one for Halloween!
Ghost Ion 09-Sep-17 10:20 AM
Ooo
Boopidee 09-Sep-17 10:21 AM
And I'm Gordon Ramsay
CanisChiroptera 09-Sep-17 10:23 AM
Hell yeah he is
『N O B a d s』 13-Sep-17 09:16 PM
Gud cinnamon roll
CanisChiroptera 13-Sep-17 09:16 PM
?horny
『N O B a d s』 13-Sep-17 09:16 PM
This roll is with frosting
My theory of how cats were created is similar of how bats were created
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 13-Sep-17 09:17 PM
What if I told you
Bats are dumb
『N O B a d s』 13-Sep-17 09:17 PM
...
CanisChiroptera 13-Sep-17 09:17 PM
Bats are closely related to primates, actually
『N O B a d s』 13-Sep-17 09:17 PM
EGGEAUKHARMFHSKHRHSTJRYAJRAJGEJFHNTAHHTSNEGQNRGJRHTHGEBWFJFHNRAHNEAJTJBQEBETJGEHRGABRHBQRNRGNRHNRQJTHBRHVRHMDGNGBEVQVDQNBYRKJELTIJGJBSFAYIKFEBTJVWNJTGENHRBEGHBTJENEGQNTBTJENRGQKYINRHWKFHNTJNEKJTBTJEMEGQKTN
Ghost Ion 15-Sep-17 02:07 PM
Boopidee 15-Sep-17 03:12 PM
epic (edited)
SquidSystem 15-Sep-17 08:20 PM
nicememe
Boopidee 18-Sep-17 12:26 PM
CanisChiroptera 18-Sep-17 12:30 PM
Triggered
SquidSystem 18-Sep-17 04:06 PM
c'mon Neil
get it together
Ghost Ion 21-Sep-17 08:16 AM
Lion Leone 21-Sep-17 08:19 AM
Indeed he does
Lion Leone 26-Sep-17 01:59 AM
Flat bat
CanisChiroptera 26-Sep-17 08:33 PM
What good cuddly boys
absol 26-Sep-17 08:36 PM
EEEE
CanisChiroptera 26-Sep-17 08:37 PM
absol 26-Sep-17 08:38 PM
squee
CanisChiroptera 26-Sep-17 08:40 PM
absol 26-Sep-17 08:43 PM
AAAAAAA
『N O B a d s』 26-Sep-17 08:51 PM
(A ball made of bats is in your way)
X-boop Square-boop Triangle-boop Circle-boop L2-boop Up-boop
Press up to boop
CanisChiroptera 26-Sep-17 08:53 PM
All of the above
『N O B a d s』 26-Sep-17 08:54 PM
Up - you pull out your hand and prepare to boop the doggo, batto, or loaf
absol 26-Sep-17 08:54 PM
Nee
Espurresso 29-Sep-17 05:28 PM
absol 29-Sep-17 05:28 PM
EEEEE
CanisChiroptera 29-Sep-17 05:28 PM
Littl' boy
Espurresso 29-Sep-17 05:29 PM
y e s
CanisChiroptera 29-Sep-17 05:29 PM
And I know that's a boy 'cause his fur isn't rusty enough to be a girlio
『N O B a d s』 29-Sep-17 05:29 PM
(Gabe has died)
Lion Leone 29-Sep-17 05:30 PM
That is a tiny bat
『N O B a d s』 29-Sep-17 05:30 PM
It smol
Lion Leone 29-Sep-17 05:32 PM
^
CanisChiroptera 29-Sep-17 05:33 PM
They're super fluffy, too
『N O B a d s』 29-Sep-17 05:37 PM
I want to own a bat but I don't think my mom would let me since she's scared of them
CanisChiroptera 29-Sep-17 05:38 PM
The government wouldn't let you, either ULTRALUL
They're protected by law
『N O B a d s』 29-Sep-17 05:38 PM
Wanna know what the last thing on my search history was
CanisChiroptera 29-Sep-17 05:39 PM
Not to mention you would need a huge enclosure for one
『N O B a d s』 29-Sep-17 05:39 PM
How to get legal documents to own exotic animals
CanisChiroptera 29-Sep-17 05:39 PM
Trust me, I wanna own 20, but realistically it would be very difficult akkoshrug
『N O B a d s』 29-Sep-17 05:40 PM
It be worse then owning 57 cats
『N O B a d s』 29-Sep-17 05:40 PM
NEEEEEEEEE
CanisChiroptera 29-Sep-17 05:40 PM
Pregnant batto !!
absol 29-Sep-17 05:40 PM
OH
『N O B a d s』 29-Sep-17 05:42 PM
I'm starting to think of a type triangle like in fire emblem but with the holy animals of the meme team
Dogs beat battos but sneks beat doggos and battos beat sneks
Espurresso 29-Sep-17 05:43 PM
CanisChiroptera 29-Sep-17 05:43 PM
『N O B a d s』 29-Sep-17 05:44 PM
Why does it look like a fuckin fruit
It looks like an orange
CanisChiroptera 29-Sep-17 05:47 PM
They're actually camo'd to blend in with dead leaves!
SquidSystem 29-Sep-17 08:16 PM
OH GUYS GUYS
WHAT IF
when we share bat images we say "Have Bat ye" you know like the bad pun that sounded better in my head
Espurresso 01-Oct-17 11:51 AM
these are bats right
they’re bat rays
does it count
CanisChiroptera 01-Oct-17 11:51 AM
Close enough
『N O B a d s』 01-Oct-17 12:14 PM
THE BATTOS OF THE SEA
WE GOT THE SEA VERSIONS OF THE HOLY TRINITY
WE HAVE SEA DOGGOS SEA BATS AND SEA SNEKS
CanisChiroptera 01-Oct-17 12:26 PM
Reeeeeeee
『N O B a d s』 01-Oct-17 12:26 PM
ITS A FLYING DOGGO
Boopidee 04-Oct-17 09:19 AM
CanisChiroptera 04-Oct-17 11:43 AM
Nice jpeg
Boopidee 04-Oct-17 11:56 AM
kys
CanisChiroptera 04-Oct-17 12:03 PM
SquidSystem 04-Oct-17 02:46 PM
o shit it's zoombafoo
CanisChiroptera 05-Oct-17 10:22 AM
noice
CanisChiroptera 12-Oct-17 01:46 PM
Hey
Hey guys
Fun fact
Espurresso 12-Oct-17 03:25 PM
oh shit dude that’s cool
i thought bats had scales and their wings were made of the screaming souls of children
SquidSystem 12-Oct-17 03:31 PM
I thought bats just fell with style
Ghost Ion 12-Oct-17 03:32 PM
They do
SquidSystem 12-Oct-17 03:33 PM
they float too
CanisChiroptera 14-Oct-17 04:53 PM
Big boy
Espurresso 14-Oct-17 05:01 PM
reee
CanisChiroptera 14-Oct-17 05:05 PM
LMAO
LOOK AT THIS GUY
Espurresso 14-Oct-17 05:07 PM
when you hit the blunt just right
SquidSystem 14-Oct-17 05:08 PM
wonder who this fellow is
CanisChiroptera 14-Oct-17 05:09 PM
Espurresso 14-Oct-17 05:10 PM
uygghhhhuhhhh
CanisChiroptera 14-Oct-17 05:10 PM
They're called the Southern dog-faced bat (edited)
Lion Leone 15-Oct-17 05:28 AM
IT'S
Boopidee 18-Oct-17 09:04 PM
Why aren't there more battos
ADD MORE BATTOS
『N O B a d s』 18-Oct-17 09:05 PM
Oh no it’s everything we feared for this channel is dead
CanisChiroptera 18-Oct-17 09:07 PM
Gotchu fam
Did I do good dad
『N O B a d s』 19-Oct-17 06:39 PM
Shrimp heaven now
Lion Leone 20-Oct-17 01:03 PM
No
Shrimp heaven later
CanisChiroptera 20-Oct-17 04:58 PM
CanisChiroptera 20-Oct-17 05:10 PM
Boopidee 20-Oct-17 05:10 PM
GOOD BOY ALERT
Miki BOT 20-Oct-17 05:10 PM
☀️️ level up!
John Egboopidee levelled up to level 20!
Reward
🔸206
Boopidee 20-Oct-17 05:10 PM
GOOD BOY ALERT
『N O B a d s』 20-Oct-17 05:10 PM
WOOOOO
Espurresso 20-Oct-17 05:18 PM
he nom
CanisChiroptera 20-Oct-17 05:18 PM
『N O B a d s』 20-Oct-17 05:18 PM
Floofy boy blocks the way
CanisChiroptera 20-Oct-17 05:18 PM
Espurresso 20-Oct-17 05:22 PM
i wanna...
i wanna...
boop
『N O B a d s』 20-Oct-17 05:22 PM
Boop them
Boopidee 20-Oct-17 05:22 PM
I WANNA BOOP IT
LEMME BOOP IT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
『N O B a d s』 20-Oct-17 05:22 PM
-hands start shaking-
Espurresso 20-Oct-17 05:23 PM
also... cuddle-birds
fucking amazing
CanisChiroptera 20-Oct-17 05:24 PM
Baby gets resuced by mom
Boopidee 20-Oct-17 05:24 PM
Eeeeeeee
CanisChiroptera 20-Oct-17 05:24 PM
Espurresso 20-Oct-17 05:24 PM
CUDDLE BIRDS
CanisChiroptera 20-Oct-17 05:26 PM
Mastiff bats look like doggos
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 20-Oct-17 05:35 PM
Smile Bat
CanisChiroptera 20-Oct-17 05:35 PM
GWchadMEGATHINK
Espurresso 20-Oct-17 05:36 PM
no wonder they are called mastiff bats
SquidSystem 22-Oct-17 05:45 PM
what a wide selection of bat
WishyBot 26-Oct-17 07:24 PM
I LEARNED ABOUT BATS THE ANTOHER DAY
IT WAS FUCKINGAMAZING
CanisChiroptera 26-Oct-17 10:47 PM
HE FRIGGIN SOUNDS SO UPSET ABOUT THE SITUATION M YHEART
Boopidee 26-Oct-17 10:47 PM
Stsruhgrlufdigjkhersdfiuogl
MY SOULLLLL
CanisChiroptera 26-Oct-17 10:47 PM
"LET ME SLEEEEP"
Espurresso 26-Oct-17 10:50 PM
gotta put on
the loaf picker uppers
https://youtu.be/cukcf6rZc2Q “THERE’S A BAT ON MY SHOE”
On a hot sunny day this small bat decides to have a stroll on the sidewalk...
CanisChiroptera 28-Oct-17 02:48 PM
HE DID A VIDEO ON HOARIES
El murciélago nevado es un espectacular animal pero sufre severas tasas de mortalidad por la energíaeólica. La Convención de Especies Migratorias lo acaba de...
They're aNGERY
rickrack 28-Oct-17 02:53 PM
He looks like a nice old man
I hope nothin but the best for him
CanisChiroptera 28-Oct-17 02:54 PM
Ye I really like this channel
CanisChiroptera 02-Nov-17 07:35 PM
CanisChiroptera 09-Nov-17 11:45 AM
Red bats are often found grounded during the summer months from both bird attacks and storms. If you find a bat please remember to use gloves or a towel when...
CanisChiroptera 13-Nov-17 11:06 AM
@Septapus comic 50
Septapus BOT 13-Nov-17 11:06 AM
Sorry "Expert in Fordese" Canis, I don't have enough messages to make a comic yet.
CanisChiroptera 13-Nov-17 04:04 PM
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
CanisChiroptera 13-Nov-17 07:24 PM
Hoary time
Then there's this guy
He just looks happy with life
He ree
I like this guy
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 13-Nov-17 07:34 PM
Bats r gay
‼ 3
banned 3
CanisChiroptera 13-Nov-17 07:34 PM
no u
Dyno BOT 13-Nov-17 07:34 PM
no u
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 13-Nov-17 07:34 PM
no u
Dyno BOT 13-Nov-17 07:34 PM
no u
CanisChiroptera 13-Nov-17 07:34 PM
no u
Dyno BOT 13-Nov-17 07:34 PM
no u
CanisChiroptera 13-Nov-17 07:34 PM
no u
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 13-Nov-17 07:35 PM
no u
Dyno BOT 13-Nov-17 07:35 PM
no u
CanisChiroptera 13-Nov-17 07:35 PM
no u
Dyno BOT 13-Nov-17 07:35 PM
no u
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 13-Nov-17 07:35 PM
no u
Dyno BOT 13-Nov-17 07:35 PM
no u
CanisChiroptera 13-Nov-17 07:35 PM
no u
Dyno BOT 13-Nov-17 07:35 PM
no u
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 13-Nov-17 07:35 PM
no u
CanisChiroptera 13-Nov-17 07:35 PM
no u
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 13-Nov-17 07:35 PM
no u
Dyno BOT 13-Nov-17 07:35 PM
no u
CanisChiroptera 13-Nov-17 07:35 PM
no u
Dyno BOT 13-Nov-17 07:35 PM
no u
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 13-Nov-17 07:35 PM
no u
Dyno BOT 13-Nov-17 07:35 PM
no u
CanisChiroptera 13-Nov-17 07:35 PM
no u
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 13-Nov-17 07:35 PM
no u
CanisChiroptera 13-Nov-17 07:35 PM
no u
Dyno BOT 13-Nov-17 07:35 PM
no u
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 13-Nov-17 07:35 PM
no u
Dyno BOT 13-Nov-17 07:35 PM
no u
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『N O B a d s』 13-Nov-17 07:40 PM
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planned
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Espurresso 25-Nov-17 04:39 PM
GIVE ME MORE BATS
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 25-Nov-17 04:41 PM
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Boopidee 26-Nov-17 12:55 AM
Originally in #meme-team-therapy
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 26-Nov-17 12:56 AM
I slowly fall further in love with bats
CanisChiroptera 26-Nov-17 08:53 AM
--quote @Boopidee I am actually mad that I can't pet a bat right now
Yggdrasil BOT 26-Nov-17 08:53 AM
Boopidee/Phil Swift #1379
I am actually mad that I can't pet a bat right now
Boopidee 26-Nov-17 12:07 PM
This whole gallery
Espurresso 26-Nov-17 12:12 PM
pied bats tho...
CanisChiroptera 26-Nov-17 12:12 PM
Ikr
Such good boys
『N O B a d s』 26-Nov-17 12:16 PM
Marble cake batto
CanisChiroptera 26-Nov-17 04:08 PM
An orphan free-tail bat pup (about as big as your thumb) in a padded roosting pouch waiting for his milk as its being warmed up. The clicking sound is an int...
Red bat orphans at Bat World Sanctuary learning to eat mealworms from a dish.
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 26-Nov-17 04:24 PM
That's some good shit
CanisChiroptera 28-Nov-17 07:54 PM
Boopidee 28-Nov-17 10:04 PM
CanisChiroptera 28-Nov-17 10:06 PM
Wat
Boopidee 28-Nov-17 10:09 PM
Spreading the truth for Tumblr
CanisChiroptera 28-Nov-17 10:09 PM
Good
If you need more evidence just go to images and search "eastern red bat"
LOOK
AT
THIS
GUY
GRUYHSEIJFKMRJKHUEYU
『N O B a d s』 28-Nov-17 10:16 PM
Guy in kitchen: hey you making cinnamon rolls Other guy in kitchen: yeah let me just get the cinnamon -drops cinnamon-
And that’s how we got this little roll
Too much cinnamon
CanisChiroptera 29-Nov-17 12:20 PM
Hey Boop
Blep
@Boopidee
Boopidee 29-Nov-17 12:34 PM
BLEP
CanisChiroptera 30-Nov-17 10:01 AM
These are so cool I love them
CanisChiroptera 30-Nov-17 11:44 AM
The common pipistrelle, folks
Very good boy
LITTLE BOY
LITTLE LOAF
Boopidee 30-Nov-17 11:59 AM
I love it
CanisChiroptera 30-Nov-17 12:44 PM
A grey long-eared bat holding down his ears
Espurresso 30-Nov-17 04:16 PM
this channel makes me happy
『N O B a d s』 30-Nov-17 04:46 PM
Some freshly baked rolls
CanisChiroptera 30-Nov-17 08:58 PM
A hand-raised juvenile red bat echolocating in front of a bat detector, which makes echolocation audible to human ears. He becomes curios every time he is to...
They keep having to boop his head gghujnhbghvuhwej
CanisChiroptera 01-Dec-17 11:58 AM
CanisChiroptera 01-Dec-17 03:38 PM
These bats are friends
They're grooming each other
One's a Kuhl's pipistrelle and one's a Savi's pipistrelle
Bats from different geni entirely!
"In substance, in adulthood, belonging to the same species is less important than the strong bonds of “friendship” developed during infancy thanks to a mechanism very similar to interspecific imprinting."
Espurresso 01-Dec-17 03:49 PM
batto boop each other
CanisChiroptera 07-Dec-17 12:46 PM
Teef
SquidSystem 08-Dec-17 07:36 PM
what good bats
CanisChiroptera 09-Dec-17 05:25 PM
With over 1,300 species found around the world, it should come as no surprise that bats (and their noses) come in many beautiful shapes and sizes. Can you match the bat to its schnoz?
『N O B a d s』 09-Dec-17 05:28 PM
I got a 5 out of 8 and I was not aware/ or not here for the study notes
Boopidee 09-Dec-17 05:30 PM
3/8
CanisChiroptera 09-Dec-17 05:30 PM
Perfect score 👉 😎 👉
『N O B a d s』 09-Dec-17 05:33 PM
Is this going to effect my grade
CanisChiroptera 11-Dec-17 10:57 PM
Have a furball before my internet cuts out
Adios, folks
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 11-Dec-17 11:06 PM
Cute
SquidSystem 12-Dec-17 12:42 PM
oh my god look at it
Ghost Ion 12-Dec-17 12:54 PM
It looks like a kiwi with wings
CanisChiroptera 14-Dec-17 04:53 PM
Espurresso 14-Dec-17 04:54 PM
this cured my depression
CanisChiroptera 14-Dec-17 04:54 PM
He's an Alcathoe bat
A very good boy
Or, actually, he doesn't appear to be, his ears and tragus aren't shaped right
Some kind of Myotis
『N O B a d s』 14-Dec-17 04:55 PM
Would any of you noticed if I replaced myself with a bot
CanisChiroptera 14-Dec-17 04:55 PM
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
『N O B a d s』 14-Dec-17 04:56 PM
GREAT
-gunshot-
CanisChiroptera 14-Dec-17 04:56 PM
picklerick 2
Must be a really smart bat
『N O B a d s』 14-Dec-17 04:57 PM
The kind of bat that would batboard across dimensions
CanisChiroptera 14-Dec-17 05:15 PM
Wubbat lubbat dub dub
I’m bat Rick haha
Funny meme
Espurresso 14-Dec-17 06:15 PM
i want the SZECHWAN MYOTIS
GIVE ME THE SZECHWAN MYOTIS
REEE
i’m bat rEEE
『N O B a d s』 14-Dec-17 06:26 PM
REEEREEEE
CanisChiroptera 14-Dec-17 06:44 PM
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CanisChiroptera 14-Dec-17 07:33 PM
Here's what the Szechwan myotis looks like btw
His ears are l o n g b o i s
CanisChiroptera 14-Dec-17 07:44 PM
Bat intensifies
CanisChiroptera 14-Dec-17 09:57 PM
CanisChiroptera 14-Dec-17 10:08 PM
Fluffy snoot, very boopable
CanisChiroptera 16-Dec-17 02:14 PM
SPOTTY BOY
HE'S SO PRETTY
CanisChiroptera 16-Dec-17 03:02 PM
DUDE I JUST FOUND THE MOST BIZARRE THING
This is the greater naked bat
He's not only almost entire hairless, but check this
His first toe is opposable
And has a nail instad of a claw
『N O B a d s』 16-Dec-17 03:05 PM
This one is a bit overcooked
CanisChiroptera 16-Dec-17 03:05 PM
His thumbs are can also turn around so he can climb backwards up trees
Yeah he does kinda look like an overcooked mcnugget
『N O B a d s』 16-Dec-17 03:05 PM
WHO IS THE BAKER THAT MADE THIS ONE
CanisChiroptera 16-Dec-17 03:06 PM
If I had to guess I'd say Barney the dinosaur
『N O B a d s』 16-Dec-17 03:06 PM
Barney you had one job and that was baking cinnamon rolls
CanisChiroptera 16-Dec-17 03:06 PM
But like holy shit, dude, I can definitely see they're somewhat related to us
He has a bug on his bum, don't mind that
CanisChiroptera 16-Dec-17 03:15 PM
"Good bat"
『N O B a d s』 16-Dec-17 03:15 PM
True
Bat
OH BATTO OF TRUTH WHAT IS YOUR WISDOM
CanisChiroptera 16-Dec-17 03:16 PM
"NEEE"
『N O B a d s』 16-Dec-17 03:16 PM
NEEEE
-begins cutting orange-
WHAT IS YOUR WISDOM
Blazing Chrome 17-Dec-17 10:06 AM
『N O B a d s』 17-Dec-17 10:07 AM
Bat Gang Wars
CanisChiroptera 17-Dec-17 10:09 AM
> unwanted male advances Lmao little brown myotis males will try to mate with hibernating bats regardless of gender sometimes
Bat rape
『N O B a d s』 17-Dec-17 10:10 AM
What if bats had their own version of Chris Hanson
CanisChiroptera 17-Dec-17 10:11 AM
Whoa
『N O B a d s』 17-Dec-17 10:11 AM
And those bats may go something like this
This video was uploaded from an Android phone.
CanisChiroptera 17-Dec-17 10:12 AM
Males don’t typically have access to the children in most species so they’d have to like, sneak in while everyone’s asleep
『N O B a d s』 17-Dec-17 10:12 AM
Bat rape
Blazing Chrome 17-Dec-17 10:12 AM
.
CanisChiroptera 17-Dec-17 10:12 AM
Chris Batsen is like the only male there (edited)
He gets all the bitches
『N O B a d s』 17-Dec-17 10:13 AM
I know who you are Chris batson or what I like to call you Chris handsome and now we can do this the easy way or the hard way
CanisChiroptera 17-Dec-17 10:14 AM
OwO
Ghost Ion 18-Dec-17 09:22 AM
CanisChiroptera 18-Dec-17 10:14 AM
Yes good
.wordcloud 1000
NotSoBot BOT 18-Dec-17 10:14 AM
CanisChiroptera 18-Dec-17 10:14 AM
Predicting good boy, loaf, and blep
And maybe snoot
Damnit
Well "good boy" was about right
『N O B a d s』 18-Dec-17 10:20 AM
FUCK
Doggo
Even though this is bat central
CanisChiroptera 18-Dec-17 10:28 AM
"detroit milk" What the fuck
『N O B a d s』 18-Dec-17 10:31 AM
Myotis Gear
Riot gear but better
Espurresso 18-Dec-17 11:12 AM
gUESS WHAT
all because of this
CanisChiroptera 18-Dec-17 11:13 AM
Yes good
Reptiles = good boys Rats = good boys Sharks = good boys
Little feets
Same species
How can you not love those little dog faces
This one looks like a cartoon character
Friendly boy
CanisChiroptera 19-Dec-17 01:06 PM
So while on my prowl for photos on Google images I saw this
Spent like ten minutes making an account just to tell them it's fake and gay
Nycterids don't have leaf-noses ding-dong
SquidSystem 19-Dec-17 03:26 PM
remember folks
if you make a mistake with a bat
canis will find out (edited)
and she will kill you
CanisChiroptera 19-Dec-17 03:28 PM
tfw
『N O B a d s』 19-Dec-17 03:29 PM
Uhh yeah for some reason no matter where I go to get a burrito, I unwrap the foil and get a bat
SquidSystem 19-Dec-17 03:29 PM
oh that happens
CanisChiroptera 19-Dec-17 03:29 PM
That's normal
『N O B a d s』 19-Dec-17 03:29 PM
This isn’t funny anymore Pollo Loco
SquidSystem 19-Dec-17 03:29 PM
you're peeling the foil off on the wrong side
『N O B a d s』 19-Dec-17 03:29 PM
I just want a regular burrito
SquidSystem 19-Dec-17 03:30 PM
well to check, first sound the canis alarm before unwrapping
allow her to observe the product
and if it's bat
there's something wrong with that
CanisChiroptera 19-Dec-17 03:31 PM
"Hmm yes this is in fact a bat"
SquidSystem 19-Dec-17 03:31 PM
thank you for your wisdom
CanisChiroptera 19-Dec-17 03:31 PM
I declare it a good loaf
SquidSystem 19-Dec-17 03:32 PM
don't even get me started when I go to the bakery
I ask for a loaf and I get a whole batarang of the wing boys
and I don't want to make a big scene, so I just take them, but
『N O B a d s』 19-Dec-17 03:33 PM
Uhh that happens to you
SquidSystem 19-Dec-17 03:33 PM
I'm not cut out for bat parenting
CanisChiroptera 19-Dec-17 03:33 PM
It's alright I'll take them
『N O B a d s』 19-Dec-17 03:33 PM
When I go to a bakery I just get a cat
CanisChiroptera 19-Dec-17 03:33 PM
I've got like seventeen more of them to have as friends
『N O B a d s』 19-Dec-17 03:33 PM
However asking for cinnamon rolls are just more bats
SquidSystem 19-Dec-17 03:34 PM
honestly I'm starting to think we don't have much baked goods at all
they just bolster the numbers with battos
『N O B a d s』 19-Dec-17 03:35 PM
If bats are cinnamon rolls and cats are loafs, what are dogs and snakes
SquidSystem 19-Dec-17 03:37 PM
ever try to order a hot dog
guess what
they just give you a warm doggo
『N O B a d s』 19-Dec-17 03:37 PM
It’s a snake in a bun
SquidSystem 19-Dec-17 03:37 PM
snakes are masters of camouflage
『N O B a d s』 19-Dec-17 03:38 PM
I got bit countless times for thinking the sausage was sausage and not a snake
Snakes are probably any long food
Which is why you don’t buy baguettes
Now what is a doggo
SquidSystem 19-Dec-17 03:39 PM
hot dogs friend
『N O B a d s』 19-Dec-17 03:39 PM
But can also be snakes
pingthink 3
thinkdip 4
owothink 4
thinkwhat 4
thinkjoaje 4
wallthink 4
thinkicide 4
HYPERTHINKBUTFAST 4
Interesting
SquidSystem 19-Dec-17 03:42 PM
see snakes and doggos have a certain rivalry these days
since the food chain became a literal food chain, they've had to fight it out to stay in their longo territory
『N O B a d s』 19-Dec-17 03:43 PM
If dogs and snakes have ocean variants, what do cats and bats have
SquidSystem 19-Dec-17 03:43 PM
catfish
CanisChiroptera 19-Dec-17 03:43 PM
Batrays
『N O B a d s』 19-Dec-17 03:43 PM
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CanisChiroptera 19-Dec-17 11:05 PM
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Pls
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Boopidee 19-Dec-17 11:07 PM
Lemme try
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CanisChiroptera 19-Dec-17 11:07 PM
Lol
CanisChiroptera 20-Dec-17 06:39 PM
Chestnut sac-winged bats like to roost in these little "bat stacks" sometimes
Blazing Chrome 20-Dec-17 06:48 PM
um. uh. I need see fruitbats or any kind. It's for a thing I'm working on. And I need to know an specific kind of bat but I need a suggestions....since you guys know a lot about them.
CanisChiroptera 20-Dec-17 06:52 PM
Gotcha. I'm an aspiring chiropterologist and I'd be happy to answer any questions you may have.
A well-documented species of megachiroptera (fruit bats) is the grey-headed flying fox.
My personal favorite, however, is Pteropus livingstonii, the severely endangered Livingstone's fruit bat.
Blazing Chrome 20-Dec-17 06:54 PM
oh my. I hope they find a way to save them
CanisChiroptera 20-Dec-17 06:54 PM
I very much hope so, too, they're absolutely beautiful
It is the world's most endangered fruit bat.
P. poliocephalis (grey-headed flying foxes) are a good place to start though as there's so much documentation of them
I even know an entire YouTube channel that pretty much focuses exclusively on the rescue of them (edited)
They upload pretty much every day
Blazing Chrome 20-Dec-17 06:56 PM
I went and searched for the pteropus livingstonii pictures. They're adorable and amazing....hope there's a way to save them
CanisChiroptera 20-Dec-17 06:57 PM
Right now they're raising funds to build artificial trees in their habitats, I'm thinking I'm going to donate my Christmas money to them
Blazing Chrome 20-Dec-17 06:59 PM
aawww... That's so kind. Y'know...bats are really nice...I've even encountered one before but it was when I was younger...but now I do wish to see one again..
CanisChiroptera 20-Dec-17 07:00 PM
Once you know how to spot them in the air I guarentee you'll be seeing them everywhere, haha. It's winter so most species are hibernating, but in the Summertime I always see some fluttering about
Lasiurus (a genus known as the "hairy-tailed bats") species sometimes stick around even after the warm season, though, I mean, with all that fluff he's all set
Blazing Chrome 20-Dec-17 07:01 PM
Whoa
That's one fluffy puffball
CanisChiroptera 20-Dec-17 07:02 PM
They're orange to blend in with dying leaves, they're like, surprisingly convincing in the fall
Blazing Chrome 20-Dec-17 07:02 PM
That's pretty cool though
『N O B a d s』 20-Dec-17 07:03 PM
A small bit of powdered sugar on that one
CanisChiroptera 20-Dec-17 07:03 PM
Indeed! Even cooler are the colors of Kerivoula picta, the painted bat
Blazing Chrome 20-Dec-17 07:03 PM
that's a goldfish with wings
CanisChiroptera 20-Dec-17 07:04 PM
They don't seem to know for sure, but it's theorized it's to blend in with the dying tips of banana leaves akkoshrug
Odamn it is
Then he kinda looks like a Cheeto puff
Blazing Chrome 20-Dec-17 07:04 PM
wait. Like. Banana palm trees?
CanisChiroptera 20-Dec-17 07:04 PM
Yep!
Blazing Chrome 20-Dec-17 07:04 PM
I'm familiar with those trees
I used to pass a big area filled with them. But it was the green plantains or I platanos, which sounds better to me
but anywaysm yeah they do loom like cheese puff
CanisChiroptera 20-Dec-17 07:06 PM
Sweet! There were these fuzzy palm trees in my hometown, can't for the life of me find them on Google
Oh wait nevermind
There he is haha
Maybe I was a little retarded last time I tried idk
Blazing Chrome 20-Dec-17 07:08 PM
pfft. It's alright, the ones we have here are rough ones...from what I can remember....
CanisChiroptera 20-Dec-17 07:08 PM
Ah, Vancouver gets rather cold so I'm assuming that's why they're all fluffy
Apparently they're called "windmill palms," neat
Blazing Chrome 20-Dec-17 07:10 PM
Hm. That's ok.... So let me tell you this, one day my aunt found a bat. It was big and colored black, it was still alive thought and that's good, but here's the thing. We don't know how it got in and how it managed to get to my aunt's house. And since that was when I was a kid, I was confused to why there were bats in P.R.
Apparently I found out that there are bats living in the caverns here so that would explain
But then again, there were no caverns in the place we live so that's leaves me in question
CanisChiroptera 20-Dec-17 07:12 PM
A big, black bat? I'm assuming you live in America, so I'd guess that's a silver-haired bat (Lasionycteris noctivagans). They're known as "tree bats," so their preferred roosts are in the foliage.
Blazing Chrome 20-Dec-17 07:13 PM
Actually.
Central America
CanisChiroptera 20-Dec-17 07:13 PM
Ah, I see
Blazing Chrome 20-Dec-17 07:13 PM
I live in Puerto Rico which is part of the Caribbean islands
CanisChiroptera 20-Dec-17 07:13 PM
You guys have some crazy awesome species over there!
One sec, internet's going to shit
Blazing Chrome 20-Dec-17 07:15 PM
Ok. So I searched up and this is what I got
CanisChiroptera 20-Dec-17 07:15 PM
Yeah, do you remember any other details? Like the shape of the face or if it had a tail?
Blazing Chrome 20-Dec-17 07:17 PM
sadly I don't...Althought the face...kinda look a bit similar to the one in the screenshot. It was all black, like everything, no extra color. The wings were folded but we pretty much guessed that they were large. It was fluffy too....that's all I can remember since they had to take it out and I was told to wait in the garage area since it was in the living room.
CanisChiroptera 20-Dec-17 07:18 PM
Hmm, well my next guess would be M. molossus, velvety free-tailed bats. They can get pretty big.
But they don't have that distinct nectar-feeder face
Aha!
Leach's single-leafed bat can be rather dark and definitely has the right face
Blazing Chrome 20-Dec-17 07:20 PM
So I just went and checked the section of bats in the Puerto Rican fauna
This one is my biggest guess
CanisChiroptera 20-Dec-17 07:21 PM
Hmm, do you live near a stream or something similar?
Bulldog bats feed on fish, it would be kinda odd for them to be around a house
Blazing Chrome 20-Dec-17 07:22 PM
well....I said it was my biggest guess since it looked familiar to the type of bat we encounter. I'll keep checking around to see which one was it.
and to be honest. It was really funny when the bat got inside
CanisChiroptera 20-Dec-17 07:23 PM
Haha, well ultimately you're the one who saw it so your guess will be the most accurate!
Ah I bet so, lmao
Anywhoozle, it's been a pleasure conversing with you but it's getting late over here and I've gotta be up early! Best wishes, goodnight!
Blazing Chrome 20-Dec-17 07:26 PM
Thanks a lot! Goodnight and stay safe!
Espurresso 21-Dec-17 04:20 PM
NYEHEHEH
CanisChiroptera 21-Dec-17 04:21 PM
L o n g
Lion Leone 21-Dec-17 04:21 PM
That is a long fucking bat
『N O B a d s』 21-Dec-17 04:22 PM
And here we have the attempts of trying to cross a baguette and a cinnamon roll
The result were a longer bat
CanisChiroptera 21-Dec-17 04:22 PM
He looks mildly terrified
Here's what they look like normally
『N O B a d s』 21-Dec-17 04:24 PM
This one is slightly burnt
CanisChiroptera 21-Dec-17 04:25 PM
Yeah he was left in the oven for a bit too long
『N O B a d s』 21-Dec-17 04:26 PM
OH SHIT ITS CHARGING UP
CanisChiroptera 21-Dec-17 04:26 PM
CHARGING 50% COMPLETE
.shake
NotSoBot BOT 21-Dec-17 04:26 PM
CanisChiroptera 21-Dec-17 04:27 PM
70% COMPLETE
『N O B a d s』 21-Dec-17 04:27 PM
Oh shit
Attack Skill Guard < Items
CanisChiroptera 21-Dec-17 04:27 PM
BLAAAAGH
SquidSystem 21-Dec-17 07:28 PM
he's going batshit crazy
CanisChiroptera 22-Dec-17 10:09 AM
@MEE6 will now keep us up-to-date in here with r/batty and r/batfacts
Stay tuned
Mee6 BOT 22-Dec-17 12:22 PM
New post from /r/batty Check out these brown bats at the American Museum of Natural History by salpn Link https://i.redd.it/p11c7v4m8j501.jpg Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/7ljzui/check_out_these_brown_bats_at_the_american_museum/
CanisChiroptera 22-Dec-17 12:22 PM
<3
Espurresso 22-Dec-17 12:30 PM
are
are those origami bat ornaments
CanisChiroptera 22-Dec-17 12:30 PM
Y es
CanisChiroptera 22-Dec-17 01:07 PM
A Gould's wattled bat smiles for the camera
Espurresso 22-Dec-17 01:09 PM
!!
happy boy
CanisChiroptera 23-Dec-17 06:47 AM
Mee6 BOT 23-Dec-17 10:05 AM
New post from /r/batty Relatable by remotectrl Link https://i.imgur.com/eU2UBLg.jpg Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/7lq0pl/relatable/
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New post from /r/batty Valid by remotectrl Link https://i.imgur.com/eU2UBLg.jpg Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/7lq0m7/valid/
New post from /r/batty Fruit bats are relatable by remotectrl Link https://i.imgur.com/eU2UBLg.jpg Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/7lq0tt/fruit_bats_are_relatable/
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SquidSystem 23-Dec-17 12:48 PM
indeed
Mee6 BOT 23-Dec-17 02:30 PM
New post from /r/batty Upside down goth puppies by BatSarah Link https://v.redd.it/ccurkoxb0r501 Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/7lrhtc/upside_down_goth_puppies/
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Mee6 BOT 23-Dec-17 07:29 PM
New post from /r/batty Bats like toys too by GeneReddit123 Link https://i.redd.it/op5d52wuqr501.jpg Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/7lszhl/bats_like_toys_too/
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Espurresso 23-Dec-17 10:54 PM
i have acquired a batto mon
...she
CanisChiroptera 24-Dec-17 07:42 AM
yeet
Mee6 BOT 24-Dec-17 07:42 AM
New post from /r/batty Baby flying fox having a bottle by Batusi_Nights Link https://i.imgur.com/PleGmNW.gifv Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/7lvq7n/baby_flying_fox_having_a_bottle/
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CanisChiroptera 24-Dec-17 07:43 AM
Look at that little snoot
Mee6 BOT 24-Dec-17 09:54 AM
New post from /r/BatFacts 1. Strangest premise. 2. No second response. 🙃 by DanYuleo Link https://i.redd.it/tkoi7sr8sw501.png Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/BatFacts/comments/7lwg8v/1_strangest_premise_2_no_second_response/
Mee6 BOT 24-Dec-17 12:03 PM
New post from /r/BatFacts The Christmas Island Pipistrelle (Pipistrellus murrayi) was a small bat weighing around 3 to 4.5 grams found only on one island. This species fed on insects and roosted in tree hollows. It went extinct in 2009. In just three generations (~12-15 years) its population decreased by over 90% by remotectrl Link https://i.imgur.com/VbD0Ww2.jpg Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/BatFacts/comments/7lx5m5/the_christmas_island_pipistrelle_pipistrellus/
CanisChiroptera 24-Dec-17 02:08 PM
Oh, dear, the Christmas Island pipistrelle
Y'know they're not completely sure if they're extinct or not, I'm trying to keep my hopes up
Mee6 BOT 24-Dec-17 03:00 PM
New post from /r/batty Made a new friend today. Thought you guys might enjoy! by CJC90 Link https://v.redd.it/a5kxv6svay501 Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/7ly32r/made_a_new_friend_today_thought_you_guys_might/
Mee6 BOT 25-Dec-17 01:10 AM
New post from /r/batty Mods are asleep. Post vampire cats. by Duffadash Link https://i.redd.it/uez0dsaeb1601.jpg Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/7m0jzn/mods_are_asleep_post_vampire_cats/
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Mee6 BOT 25-Dec-17 03:05 AM
New post from /r/batty Christmas cherry noms - Merry Xmas /batty by Batusi_Nights Link https://i.imgur.com/v2wtyZo.gifv Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/7m0w9a/christmas_cherry_noms_merry_xmas_batty/
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Mee6 BOT 25-Dec-17 09:16 AM
New post from /r/batty Tiny bat in an even tinier stocking by remotectrl Link https://youtu.be/J09fiMo2fSY Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/7m2dd1/tiny_bat_in_an_even_tinier_stocking/
Staring Benger the Avenger. His story can be read here: https://batworld.org/benger-the-avenger/ Music: Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy Dance of the Sugar Plum...
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CanisChiroptera 25-Dec-17 09:17 AM
Benger's rocking that stocking
Mee6 BOT 25-Dec-17 03:04 PM
New post from /r/batty Esme enjoying her Christmas morning pellet :) by BatSarah Link https://v.redd.it/mvj8ngkkd5601 Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/7m43h0/esme_enjoying_her_christmas_morning_pellet/
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Mee6 BOT 25-Dec-17 04:51 PM
New post from /r/batty Bat box help. Is this appropriate netting for a bat box? (Noob) by ya_boi_tay_tay Link https://i.redd.it/faifmk2ow5601.jpg Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/7m4m7u/bat_box_help_is_this_appropriate_netting_for_a/
Mee6 BOT 25-Dec-17 08:45 PM
New post from /r/batty My parents gave me a bat house for Christmas!! I can't wait to head back home and put it up. by alexandramyra Link https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/7m5rcp/my_parents_gave_me_a_bat_house_for_christmas_i/ Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/7m5rcp/my_parents_gave_me_a_bat_house_for_christmas_i/
Mee6 BOT 26-Dec-17 05:18 AM
New post from /r/batty A little to the left, please by Batusi_Nights Link https://i.imgur.com/rVzkIzS.gifv Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/7m7pvs/a_little_to_the_left_please/
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CanisChiroptera 26-Dec-17 07:43 AM
Too good of a boy
Abandon ship
Mee6 BOT 27-Dec-17 08:26 AM
New post from /r/batty Tummy rubs by remotectrl Link https://i.imgur.com/nOXC08R.gifv Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/7mfzfo/tummy_rubs/
Mee6 BOT 27-Dec-17 09:51 AM
New post from /r/BatFacts Kitti's hog-nosed bat (Craseonycteris thonglongyai), also known as the bumblebee bat is arguably the smallest extant mammal species. They are active for short periods around dusk and dawn; less than an hour in total is spent catching small insects and spiders. by remotectrl Link https://i.imgur.com/uoyYGDe.jpg Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/BatFacts/comments/7mgj3z/kittis_hognosed_bat_craseonycteris_thonglongyai/
Blazing Chrome 27-Dec-17 10:07 AM
that is a pure black balll
Mee6 BOT 27-Dec-17 11:40 AM
New post from /r/batty I took a picture of the sky pupper stretching at the Oregon Zoo. by Isarii Link https://i.imgur.com/V13TiRF.jpg Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/7mh7w7/i_took_a_picture_of_the_sky_pupper_stretching_at/
Mee6 BOT 28-Dec-17 04:02 AM
New post from /r/batty Baby bat loves his pacifier by Batusi_Nights Link https://i.imgur.com/Jm0qj5m.gifv Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/7mm7le/baby_bat_loves_his_pacifier/
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Mee6 BOT 28-Dec-17 07:16 AM
New post from /r/batty Found this little fella outside. Mother no where to be seen. Waited an hour or two while looking out for preying cats. What can i do to save this fella? by AokiPumpkin Link https://i.redd.it/5a1kl4asjo601.jpg Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/7mn56r/found_this_little_fella_outside_mother_no_where/
CanisChiroptera 28-Dec-17 07:17 AM
Oh poor little boy, hope he doesn't have Pd, it's really unusual for them to be out this time of year
Mee6 BOT 29-Dec-17 04:41 AM
New post from /r/batty Feed me! by Batusi_Nights Link https://i.imgur.com/WNeNrcJ.gifv Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/7mu3hl/feed_me/
CanisChiroptera 29-Dec-17 06:35 AM
Nom nom nom
Mee6 BOT 29-Dec-17 07:53 AM
New post from /r/BatFacts Livingstone's fruit bats (Pteropus livingstonii) are critically endangered, with only 1260 left in the wild. Between 1992-1995, 17 bats were taken into captivity as a bulwark against extinction. There are now 71 bats in the breeding program currently. by remotectrl Link https://i.imgur.com/67urxsw.gifv Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/BatFacts/comments/7mv27r/livingstones_fruit_bats_pteropus_livingstonii_are/
CanisChiroptera 29-Dec-17 07:54 AM
Oh my poor Livingstones, I hope they're gonna be okay
CanisChiroptera 29-Dec-17 09:34 AM
Give 'em the stinkeye
Espurresso 29-Dec-17 12:42 PM
hey guys
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 29-Dec-17 12:49 PM
squee
Mee6 BOT 29-Dec-17 05:56 PM
Kiri Green, 36, and Stewart Rowden, 43, from Bristol, take in at least 100 bats a year following calls for help from the public, mending their broken wings and bones in a dedicated hospital.
CanisChiroptera 29-Dec-17 06:42 PM
I WISH I COULD DO THAT (edited)
Mee6 BOT 30-Dec-17 12:04 PM
New post from /r/batty Umbrellas come alive! by remotectrl Link https://i.imgur.com/eXNb5ac.gifv Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/7n3o7p/umbrellas_come_alive/
CanisChiroptera 30-Dec-17 12:08 PM
BEST BOY
Espurresso 30-Dec-17 12:36 PM
AAA
CanisChiroptera 30-Dec-17 12:39 PM
KAT HAS BECOME THE GOOD BOYS
Espurresso 30-Dec-17 12:41 PM
yes
i have embraced batto
『N O B a d s』 30-Dec-17 12:42 PM
Are animals taking over the world
They already have jobs
CanisChiroptera 30-Dec-17 12:42 PM
Bats have always owned the world
『N O B a d s』 30-Dec-17 12:42 PM
A shibe once owned a cigarette shop in japan
Espurresso 30-Dec-17 12:43 PM
a monkey did train shit
『N O B a d s』 30-Dec-17 12:43 PM
A village of foxes also in japan
CanisChiroptera 30-Dec-17 12:43 PM
Whoa
『N O B a d s』 30-Dec-17 12:43 PM
An island of cats I forgot where
Is there one of dogs
Espurresso 30-Dec-17 12:44 PM
idk
Blazing Chrome 30-Dec-17 01:08 PM
isn't there a Fox Village
『N O B a d s』 30-Dec-17 01:13 PM
I mentioned that
Mee6 BOT 31-Dec-17 04:24 AM
New post from /r/batty Nope, staying in bed by Batusi_Nights Link https://i.imgur.com/87s7WOO.gifv Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/7n88c9/nope_staying_in_bed/
Mee6 BOT 31-Dec-17 10:23 AM
New post from /r/batty Happy Batty New Year by Batusi_Nights Link https://i.imgur.com/IDagV8S.gifv Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/7na1rb/happy_batty_new_year/
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CanisChiroptera 31-Dec-17 10:41 AM
Wonder if fruit bats like cider
SquidSystem 01-Jan-18 10:39 AM
what if fruit bats were actually made of fruit
CanisChiroptera 01-Jan-18 10:40 AM
What if fruit was actually made of bats
『N O B a d s』 01-Jan-18 10:44 AM
What if bats were made of bats
CanisChiroptera 01-Jan-18 10:44 AM
What if the universe is a giant bat
SquidSystem 01-Jan-18 10:47 AM
what if the multiverse is just a swarm of bats
『N O B a d s』 01-Jan-18 10:49 AM
What if every bat is millions of multiverses
SquidSystem 01-Jan-18 10:53 AM
what if every multiverse in a bat is full of bats
『N O B a d s』 01-Jan-18 11:02 AM
And those bats are universes
SquidSystem 01-Jan-18 11:04 AM
Which hold cats
which in turn are universe full of bats
Mee6 BOT 01-Jan-18 01:23 PM
New research shows humans aren’t that different from our winged cousins.
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Mee6 BOT 01-Jan-18 02:24 PM
New post from /r/BatFacts Researchers long considered vocal learning to be practiced only by humans, songbirds, and cetaceans, but have more recently identified examples of the behavior in seals, sea lions, elephants—and now, bats. by FillsYourNiche Link https://www.the-scientist.com/?articles.view/articleNo/51146/title/What-Bat-Quarrels-Tell-Us-About-Vocal-Learning/ Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/BatFacts/comments/7ni343/researchers_long_considered_vocal_learning_to_be/
New research shows humans aren’t that different from our winged cousins.
CanisChiroptera 01-Jan-18 06:27 PM
CURSED IMAGE
Espurresso 01-Jan-18 08:47 PM
GOOD.
Mee6 BOT 01-Jan-18 11:26 PM
New post from /r/batty Adorable bat eating some watermelon <3 by Wyndcaller Link https://youtu.be/Z6FPPNDbjGk Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/7nkygt/adorable_bat_eating_some_watermelon_3/
Bat Eating His Watermelon Breakfast
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New post from /r/BatFacts Pollination by the locally endangered island flying fox (Pteropus hypomelanus) enhances fruit production of the economically important durian (Durio zibethinus) - Ecology and Evolution http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1002/ece3.3213/abstract by N-Shadow Link https://imgur.com/a/vRoZ7 Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/BatFacts/comments/7nkzbe/pollination_by_the_locally_endangered_island/
Mee6 BOT 02-Jan-18 12:24 AM
New post from /r/batty A young #Pteropus #Vampyrus #bat eating watermelon and banana. by N-Shadow Link https://twitter.com/BatResearch/status/916583242534408192 Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/7nl6wy/a_young_pteropus_vampyrus_bat_eating_watermelon/
A young #Pteropus #Vampyrus #bat eating watermelon and banana. https://t.co/TllLZ92FK2
Mee6 BOT 02-Jan-18 03:24 AM
New post from /r/batty Three interesting facts about Livingstone's fruit bats - plus my face! by BatSarah Link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQwHk0mQ_qg Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/7nlvsz/three_interesting_facts_about_livingstones_fruit/
Please go to www.experiment.com/batonthebrink to donate! Walk In The Park by Audionautix is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://cr...
Mee6 BOT 02-Jan-18 03:33 AM
New post from /r/BatFacts Livingstone's fruit bats are the only bat with round ears - find out more facts here! by BatSarah Link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQwHk0mQ_qg Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/BatFacts/comments/7nlx3s/livingstones_fruit_bats_are_the_only_bat_with/
Please go to www.experiment.com/batonthebrink to donate! Walk In The Park by Audionautix is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://cr...
New post from /r/batty Baby bat and her teddy bear by Batusi_Nights Link https://i.imgur.com/SC6049M.gifv Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/7nlxer/baby_bat_and_her_teddy_bear/
Mee6 BOT 02-Jan-18 10:53 PM
New post from /r/batty A rare two-headed flying fox by Chiropterran Link https://giphy.com/gifs/3o6nUZ7nG8HQzxvX3y/html5 Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/7nsyuz/a_rare_twoheaded_flying_fox/
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Mee6 BOT 03-Jan-18 04:17 AM
New post from /r/batty Good morning! by Batusi_Nights Link https://i.imgur.com/Qo4E9uD.gifv Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/7nua6t/good_morning/
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CanisChiroptera 03-Jan-18 07:10 AM
Good morning little boy
Oh my god they painted his nails squee
Mee6 BOT 03-Jan-18 08:48 AM
New post from /r/batty Help identify bag species. Found this bat dead in Sonoma, CA last week. by sidsreddit Link https://i.redd.it/bhr4w6intv701.jpg Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/7nvusd/help_identify_bag_species_found_this_bat_dead_in/
CanisChiroptera 03-Jan-18 08:49 AM
Well it's clearly some kind of freetail but that doesn't help much
Considering it's Cali it could be one of three species, Mexican free-tails, some sort of bonneted bat, aaaaand I believe some kind of mastiff bat
CanisChiroptera 03-Jan-18 08:59 AM
Alright, I tried to help out in the comments
Blazing Chrome 03-Jan-18 09:46 AM
it's so small
dag namit now i want to pet one
CanisChiroptera 03-Jan-18 09:47 AM
They're very good boys
Blazing Chrome 03-Jan-18 09:48 AM
Super great!
what did we do to deserve such cute beings
『N O B a d s』 03-Jan-18 09:56 AM
We never did
CanisChiroptera 03-Jan-18 09:57 AM
Idk but I had a dream last night where I was taking care of a little red bat loaf (edited)
Blazing Chrome 03-Jan-18 10:09 AM
HHHHHHH
Espurresso 03-Jan-18 10:11 AM
funny thing is, they kinda look like loaves of bread
『N O B a d s』 03-Jan-18 10:27 AM
For a second I thought this was an actual loaf of bread
CanisChiroptera 03-Jan-18 06:31 PM
Female vampire bats are comforted by their friends when a family member goes missing.
Espurresso 03-Jan-18 06:32 PM
!!!
Mee6 BOT 03-Jan-18 07:10 PM
New post from /r/batty In search of the Livingstone fruit bat by remotectrl Link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UEaC5RBlkU Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/7o03jv/in_search_of_the_livingstone_fruit_bat/
The Livingstone fruit bat (pteropus livingstonii) is a giant bat endemic from the Comoros. It's an endangered species, there are only 1200 individuals left. ...
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TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 03-Jan-18 07:18 PM
Why are bats the best ever
This is a serious question
Why do we love bats so much
Mee6 BOT 03-Jan-18 08:41 PM
New post from /r/batty The Keeper talks: The Livingstone and Rodrigues Fruit Bats at Durrell by remotectrl Link https://youtu.be/8KC8fUgwpqs Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/7o0lxa/the_keeper_talks_the_livingstone_and_rodrigues/
Mee6 BOT 03-Jan-18 09:14 PM
New post from /r/BatFacts Baby bats spend the first part of their lives clinging to their mother and wrapped in her wings. Rescued orphaned bats are wrapped in blankets to mimic this experience for them. They are also often given pacifiers. by remotectrl Link https://i.imgur.com/HsA4S31.gifv Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/BatFacts/comments/7o0s7m/baby_bats_spend_the_first_part_of_their_lives/
Mee6 BOT 04-Jan-18 01:26 AM
Sarah Richdon is crowdfunding to raise the money needed for her research
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Boopidee 04-Jan-18 07:38 AM
The diversity of bats is breathtaking! (Photos: ajorbahman)
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CanisChiroptera 04-Jan-18 07:48 AM
It truly is
SquidSystem 04-Jan-18 06:25 PM
out of the room kids, it's batto time
Mee6 BOT 05-Jan-18 03:57 AM
New post from /r/batty Baby bat workout by Batusi_Nights Link https://i.imgur.com/d70Ew29.gifv Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/7oarfo/baby_bat_workout/
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Mee6 BOT 05-Jan-18 12:26 PM
New post from /r/BatFacts White-nose syndrome in bats can be potentially treated with UV light. by FillsYourNiche Link https://www.nature.com/articles/s41467-017-02441-z Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/BatFacts/comments/7odxo2/whitenose_syndrome_in_bats_can_be_potentially/
White-nose syndrome, caused by the fungus Pseudogymnoascus destructans, is decimating North American bats. Here, Palmer et al. use comparative genomics to examine the evolutionary history of this pathogen, and show that it has lost a crucial DNA repair enzyme and is extremely sensitive to UV light.
Mee6 BOT 05-Jan-18 03:26 PM
New post from /r/batty Northern Ghost Bats are grumpy cotton balls by ShetlandJames Link https://i.redd.it/gm55ldx62c801.png Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/7of9pm/northern_ghost_bats_are_grumpy_cotton_balls/
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Blazing Chrome 05-Jan-18 04:58 PM
TIS IS CUTW
Ghost Ion 05-Jan-18 07:58 PM
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 05-Jan-18 08:00 PM
noice
『N O B a d s』 05-Jan-18 08:11 PM
There is nowhere they haven’t gone
CanisChiroptera 05-Jan-18 08:18 PM
The Savi's pipistrelle, folks
And a batto squish
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 05-Jan-18 08:35 PM
Too much cute
Mee6 BOT 06-Jan-18 06:10 AM
New post from /r/batty Just some baby flying foxes hanging out by Batusi_Nights Link https://i.imgur.com/bgpzaTg.gifv Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/7ojf9b/just_some_baby_flying_foxes_hanging_out/
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Mee6 BOT 06-Jan-18 08:31 AM
I have had a bat house for several years, but no occupants. What can I do to entice bats to move in?!!
Mee6 BOT 07-Jan-18 09:16 AM
New post from /r/batty Majestic by remotectrl Link https://i.imgur.com/jNdrUmA.jpg Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/7orst6/majestic/
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Mee6 BOT 07-Jan-18 10:49 AM
New post from /r/batty Lethal fungus that causes white-nose syndrome may have an Achilles' heel, study reveals by real-dreamer Link https://phys.org/news/2018-01-lethal-fungus-white-nose-syndrome-achilles.html Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/7osekv/lethal_fungus_that_causes_whitenose_syndrome_may/
The fungus behind white-nose syndrome, a disease that has ravaged bat populations in North America, may have an Achilles' heel: UV light. White-nose syndrome has spread steadily for the past decade and is caused by the fungus Pseudogymnoascus destructans, known as P. destructans or Pd.
Espurresso 07-Jan-18 11:29 AM
we’re one step closer to saving the bats
BAT PROTECTION SQUAD DOIN’ IT’S JOB
Mee6 BOT 07-Jan-18 03:13 PM
A total of 83 bats were rescued and later released Tuesday after being found behind an outside mural at a home in Menlo Park, according to the Peninsula Humane Society and SPCA.
New post from /r/BatFacts Researchers have discovered that P. destructans, the fungus that causes White-nose Syndrome, is unable to repair DNA damage caused by UV light. This discovery could lead to novel treatments for the bat disease which has killed over 6 million bats. by remotectrl Link https://i.imgur.com/I7Wb3lK.jpg Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/BatFacts/comments/7ou70b/researchers_have_discovered_that_p_destructans/
CanisChiroptera 07-Jan-18 03:37 PM
WE'RE DOIN' IT, FOLKS
KICK WNS'S BUMHOLE (edited)
Mee6 BOT 07-Jan-18 06:50 PM
New post from /r/batty California bats are 🔥🔥🔥🦇🦇🦇 [OC] by MountainManakin Link https://youtu.be/hTCXK7bOW6w Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/7ovic9/california_bats_are_oc/
🦇🦇🦇🔥🔥🔥
Bats over Sacramento, CA
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CanisChiroptera 07-Jan-18 06:57 PM
Wtf I haven't seen any battos
Mee6 BOT 08-Jan-18 03:19 AM
New post from /r/batty Claudia and baby Ben snuggling :) by BatSarah Link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Hq09lv66CY Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/7oxwfr/claudia_and_baby_ben_snuggling/
This is a Critically Endangered species that needs your help! Please go to www.experiment.com/batonthebrink to donate and help save this species from extinct...
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CanisChiroptera 08-Jan-18 05:47 AM
<33
Mee6 BOT 08-Jan-18 06:47 AM
It's from the spring 2017 issue of Science and Technology ["Give Bats a...
Mee6 BOT 08-Jan-18 09:22 AM
New post from /r/batty Baby flying fox having her first taste of fruit by Batusi_Nights Link https://i.imgur.com/xC02rlT.gifv Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/7p00z8/baby_flying_fox_having_her_first_taste_of_fruit/
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CanisChiroptera 08-Jan-18 03:53 PM
GOOD MUFFIN
CanisChiroptera 08-Jan-18 05:27 PM
Little browns are so squishy
『N O B a d s』 08-Jan-18 05:32 PM
These little rolls can fit anywhere
CanisChiroptera 08-Jan-18 05:37 PM
Middle left is an adult left to care for the young ones, it seems
She looks like she didn't agree to this
More squish
Bat pile
(s)
Mee6 BOT 09-Jan-18 04:31 AM
New post from /r/batty Mlem mlem mlem by Batusi_Nights Link https://i.imgur.com/2nK2DYt.gifv Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/7p6sep/mlem_mlem_mlem/
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Mee6 BOT 09-Jan-18 02:52 PM
New post from /r/BatFacts Some breeds of bats can actually change the physical structure of their ears to better hear their environment, going from one extreme configuration to another in just a tenth of a second! by togepitothemax Link https://i.redd.it/5n455t0xf4901.jpg Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/BatFacts/comments/7pb16b/some_breeds_of_bats_can_actually_change_the/
CanisChiroptera 09-Jan-18 03:56 PM
CanisChiroptera 09-Jan-18 04:04 PM
Loaf alert
Espurresso 09-Jan-18 04:10 PM
that’s my aesthetic
Mee6 BOT 09-Jan-18 05:58 PM
New post from /r/batty It’s so hot in Australia that hundreds of baby bats are falling off trees and dying :( by JMP0492 Link https://globalnews.ca/news/3954214/australia-heat-bats-dying/ Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/7pc99f/its_so_hot_in_australia_that_hundreds_of_baby/
Dangerous heat is roasting parts of Australia with temperatures spiking so high that hundreds of bats were found dead on the ground due to exhaustion and dehydration, experts say.
CanisChiroptera 09-Jan-18 06:52 PM
MY POOR BOYS
SquidSystem 09-Jan-18 06:52 PM
oh no that's so sad
Mee6 BOT 09-Jan-18 07:51 PM
New post from /r/batty My brother rescued 2 little bats from the cold and we don't know what to do with them? Help by Ombree123 Link https://i.redd.it/bnl9ikeex5901.jpg Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/7pcxxm/my_brother_rescued_2_little_bats_from_the_cold/
Mee6 BOT 09-Jan-18 08:53 PM
New post from /r/batty Kentucky basketball to play against Texas A&M while not Quade inexperienced by JohnRobert00 Link http://theglobaldailynewschannel.blogspot.com/2018/01/kentucky-basketball-to-play-against.html Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/7pdamo/kentucky_basketball_to_play_against_texas_am/
LEXINGTON, Ky. — The Bluegrass State squad are while not one starter weekday night against TX A&M. Quade inexperienced is out with ...
Boopidee 09-Jan-18 08:53 PM
What
『N O B a d s』 09-Jan-18 08:53 PM
I’m sorry this is bat central
This IS bat central right
This is the second fucking time you’ve done shit like this
Mee6 BOT 10-Jan-18 04:25 AM
New post from /r/batty Crowdfunding for conservation - making some noise! I promise to send less content with my face if you support this cause :) by BatSarah Link https://youtu.be/V_zxXBbMd9I Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/7pf952/crowdfunding_for_conservation_making_some_noise_i/
Mee6 BOT 10-Jan-18 08:07 AM
New post from /r/batty Mark Walhberg gets $1.5 million for re-shooting All the cash within the World scenes, Michelle Williams gets solely $1000 by JohnRobert00 Link http://theglobaldailynewschannel.blogspot.com/2018/01/mark-walhberg-gets-15-million-for-re.html Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/7pgj9l/mark_walhberg_gets_15_million_for_reshooting_all/
MARK WAHLBERG was paid $1.5 million for reshooting his scenes all told the cash within the World, 3 folks accustomed to matters howe...
『N O B a d s』 10-Jan-18 08:08 AM
Pls trigger
Dank Memer BOT 10-Jan-18 08:08 AM
Mee6 BOT 10-Jan-18 08:21 AM
New post from /r/batty Baby fruit bat is excited to eat fruit by Batusi_Nights Link https://i.imgur.com/O23wf2R.gifv Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/7pgn02/baby_fruit_bat_is_excited_to_eat_fruit/
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Mee6 BOT 10-Jan-18 02:23 PM
It used to scurry about on all fours on New Zealand's forest floor.
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It used to scurry about on all fours on New Zealand's forest floor.
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CanisChiroptera 10-Jan-18 06:38 PM
WOAH
That’s gotta be related to the New Zealand short-tailed bat
SquidSystem 10-Jan-18 07:50 PM
woaj
Mee6 BOT 11-Jan-18 05:51 AM
New post from /r/batty I believe I have found another bat pup! After finding what I believe to be a pup's wrist in one of my photos of S. bilineata, I looked at more pictures, and I found what appears to almost certainly be a pup under the left wing of this R. naso. (Bat's left, your right). by RetroThePyroMain Link https://i.redd.it/sfsq2rp81g901.jpg Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/7po6wu/i_believe_i_have_found_another_bat_pup_after/
CanisChiroptera 11-Jan-18 07:44 AM
Eeeeee a proboscis bat! squee
I love those guys, such interesting coloring
Mee6 BOT 12-Jan-18 04:11 AM
New post from /r/batty One-legged freestyle hibernation in a dripstone cave 🤸‍♀️ (Szent István cave, Hungary) by rsip Link https://i.redd.it/pexll2wcom901.jpg Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/7pw6s4/onelegged_freestyle_hibernation_in_a_dripstone/
Mee6 BOT 12-Jan-18 07:14 AM
New post from /r/batty Yawn by Batusi_Nights Link https://i.imgur.com/CTLefGT.gifv Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/7px6qo/yawn/
New post from /r/batty When your eyes are bigger than your belly :p by BatSarah Link https://giphy.com/gifs/3ohjV58J76PabUJFf2/html5 Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/7px80c/when_your_eyes_are_bigger_than_your_belly_p/
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Mee6 BOT 12-Jan-18 07:35 AM
New post from /r/batty Moutoui the Livingstone's fruit bat: "Yeah, I'm into fitness...fitness pellet into my mouth all at once!" by BatSarah Link https://media.giphy.com/media/l3dizxlmcZPI2v2RW/200w_d.gif Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/7pxblt/moutoui_the_livingstones_fruit_bat_yeah_im_into/
Mee6 BOT 13-Jan-18 06:31 AM
New post from /r/batty Stretch by Batusi_Nights Link https://i.imgur.com/UksGpgy.gifv Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/7q4qtp/stretch/
Mee6 BOT 14-Jan-18 03:58 AM
Mee6 BOT 14-Jan-18 04:45 AM
New post from /r/batty Flying foxes sharing a mango by Batusi_Nights Link https://i.imgur.com/jyNEleD.gifv Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/7qbnxt/flying_foxes_sharing_a_mango/
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Boopidee 14-Jan-18 09:01 AM
My eyes unfocused for a second and I thought that gif was 2 black guys fucking a Minion
Mee6 BOT 14-Jan-18 09:23 AM
New post from /r/batty Paleontologists say they’ve found the fossilized remains of a new genus and species of burrowing bat that lived in New Zealand between 19 and 16 million years ago. by FillsYourNiche Link http://www.sci-news.com/paleontology/vulcanops-jennyworthyae-giant-burrowing-bat-05620.html Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/7qd4y8/paleontologists_say_theyve_found_the_fossilized/
Paleontologists say they’ve found the fossilized remains of a new genus and species of bat that lived in New Zealand between 19 and 16 million years ago (Early Miocene epoch).
Mee6 BOT 14-Jan-18 10:20 AM
New post from /r/BatFacts The Tube-lipped Nectar Bat (Anoura fistulata) has a specialized tongue longer than its body and is the sole pollinator of Centropogon nigricans. This bat was discovered in 2005 in Ecuador. by remotectrl Link https://i.imgur.com/nNnqSeH.gifv Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/BatFacts/comments/7qdfpv/the_tubelipped_nectar_bat_anoura_fistulata_has_a/
SquidSystem 14-Jan-18 12:27 PM
someone pin Boop's comment up there
CanisChiroptera 14-Jan-18 12:40 PM
Oh my god I didn’t even notice that
Pinned a message.
Mee6 BOT 15-Jan-18 12:04 AM
New post from /r/batty How rehabilitating Flying Foxes sleep by jumpinjellibeans Link https://i.imgur.com/eTVdqLV.gifv Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/7qiayn/how_rehabilitating_flying_foxes_sleep/
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Mee6 BOT 15-Jan-18 03:56 AM
New post from /r/batty To the tune of Bon Jovi's Living on a Prayer... "Whoaaaa, we're halfway there - whoaaaa (finish the lyric) by BatSarah Link https://i.redd.it/77v1ixyc08a01.gif Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/7qj8jz/to_the_tune_of_bon_jovis_living_on_a_prayer/
Mee6 BOT 15-Jan-18 04:25 AM
New post from /r/batty Baby flying fox having cuddles by Batusi_Nights Link https://i.imgur.com/w2Gm2Wc.gifv Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/7qjd3j/baby_flying_fox_having_cuddles/
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Mee6 BOT 15-Jan-18 05:02 AM
New post from /r/BatFacts Livingstone's fruit bats will commonly share food (allofeed) between mum and pup, once the pup is weaned by BatSarah Link https://i.redd.it/eeursrv9c8a01.gif Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/BatFacts/comments/7qjj75/livingstones_fruit_bats_will_commonly_share_food/
Mee6 BOT 15-Jan-18 02:43 PM
New post from /r/BatFacts Livingstone's fruit bats will commonly share food (allofeed) between mum and pup, once the pup is weaned by BatSarah Link https://v.redd.it/96nwomtrb8a01 Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/BatFacts/comments/7qnn8z/livingstones_fruit_bats_will_commonly_share_food/
New post from /r/BatFacts Livingstone's fruit bats will commonly engage in food sharing (allofeeding) between mum and pup, once the pup is weaned by BatSarah Link https://v.redd.it/1h02w551b8a01 Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/BatFacts/comments/7qnn7b/livingstones_fruit_bats_will_commonly_engage_in/
New post from /r/BatFacts Livingstone's fruit bats will commonly share food (allofeeding) between mum and pup, once the pup is weaned by BatSarah Link https://v.redd.it/qh0jpvgib8a01 Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/BatFacts/comments/7qnn8f/livingstones_fruit_bats_will_commonly_share_food/
New post from /r/BatFacts Livingstone's fruit bats will commonly engage in food sharing (allofeeding) between mum and pup, once the pup is weaned by BatSarah Link https://v.redd.it/pba325mma8a01 Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/BatFacts/comments/7qnn6w/livingstones_fruit_bats_will_commonly_engage_in/
SquidSystem 15-Jan-18 08:02 PM
uh, hey fellas
where's the bat parade, huh?
CanisChiroptera 15-Jan-18 08:02 PM
^^^
CanisChiroptera 15-Jan-18 08:21 PM
To use this video in a commercial player or in broadcasts, please email licensing@storyful.com Microbats give birth around the same time as flying-foxes and ...
Mee6 BOT 16-Jan-18 06:04 AM
She cares for dozens of orphans in her own home, swaddling them in blankets and hand feeding them.
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Mee6 BOT 16-Jan-18 08:01 AM
New post from /r/batty When you can't reach that itch by Batusi_Nights Link https://i.imgur.com/m8Opf1S.gifv Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/7qt6vo/when_you_cant_reach_that_itch/
Mee6 BOT 16-Jan-18 09:05 AM
New post from /r/BatFacts The black flying fox (Pteropus alecto) will carry her young with her when she flies out in search of food for the first month of its life. by JerryfromTomandJerry Link https://gfycat.com/BitterWeepyAnchovy Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/BatFacts/comments/7qtn9l/the_black_flying_fox_pteropus_alecto_will_carry/
Mee6 BOT 16-Jan-18 12:55 PM
Flitting swiftly through the darkness above the tropical forest canopy in Central and South America, a group of cute little bats with dog-like faces have …
CanisChiroptera 16-Jan-18 12:56 PM
OHHH MY GOD
Espurresso 16-Jan-18 03:24 PM
i wanna pet it
Boopidee 16-Jan-18 03:24 PM
Boop
Espurresso 16-Jan-18 03:26 PM
i want domesticated bats already
just domesticate the dog-faced ones first (edited)
Mee6 BOT 17-Jan-18 07:48 AM
New post from /r/batty This comic is cute by remotectrl Link https://i.imgur.com/1zcgcV3.jpg Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/7r1lhl/this_comic_is_cute/
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CanisChiroptera 17-Jan-18 09:12 AM
That is so cute
CanisChiroptera 17-Jan-18 11:17 AM
Pinned a message.
Mee6 BOT 17-Jan-18 02:01 PM
New post from /r/batty Chance to win batty art from professional illustrator Phil Baber! by BatSarah Link https://i.redd.it/cdc9az4jyoa01.jpg Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/7r47l9/chance_to_win_batty_art_from_professional/
Mee6 BOT 18-Jan-18 03:51 AM
New post from /r/batty Fruit bat tongue skills by Batusi_Nights Link https://i.imgur.com/H6nBsnb.gifv Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/7r96yv/fruit_bat_tongue_skills/
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Mee6 BOT 18-Jan-18 05:52 AM
So, after I had first seen videos from wonderful people like /u/Batusi_Nights, Megabattie, and Batzilla, as well as people like /u/BatSarah, I was...
Mee6 BOT 19-Jan-18 08:36 AM
New post from /r/batty What cuties oh man by remotectrl Link https://imgur.com/gallery/sCgLO Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/7rjj1t/what_cuties_oh_man/
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CanisChiroptera 19-Jan-18 09:12 AM
Little boy does a walk
Mee6 BOT 19-Jan-18 10:11 AM
New post from /r/batty We love how positive people have been towards our crowdfund campaign, almost as much as Finn loves red pepper! by BatSarah Link https://i.redd.it/7cik2t81f2b01.jpg Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/7rk95e/we_love_how_positive_people_have_been_towards_our/
Mee6 BOT 19-Jan-18 10:20 AM
New post from /r/batty We love how positive people have been towards our crowdfund campaign, almost as much as Finn loves red pepper! Currently 62% funded with only two weeks left - please don't wait to pledge! www.experiment.com/batonthebrink by BatSarah Link https://i.redd.it/qor5i32ne2b01.jpg Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/7rk8l3/we_love_how_positive_people_have_been_towards_our/
Mee6 BOT 19-Jan-18 01:50 PM
Iran's sand fox manages temperatures as high as 159 degrees Fahrenheit in the Lut desert.
SquidSystem 19-Jan-18 02:57 PM
oh no
Mee6 BOT 19-Jan-18 04:14 PM
New post from /r/BatFacts Bats are the second most diverse group of mammals with well over 1300 species. It seems being able to fly opens up many available niches. Two new species were described in January 2018. This is Freeman’s Dog-faced Bat (Cynomops freemani). by remotectrl Link https://i.imgur.com/JkvmbLz.jpg Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/BatFacts/comments/7rmo3m/bats_are_the_second_most_diverse_group_of_mammals/
New post from /r/BatFacts Bats are the second most diverse group of mammals with well over 1300 species. It seems being able to fly opens up many available niches. Two new species were described in December 2017. This is the newly described Freeman’s Dog-faced Bat (Cynomops freemani) from Panama. by remotectrl Link https://i.imgur.com/JkvmbLz.jpg Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/BatFacts/comments/7rmpgs/bats_are_the_second_most_diverse_group_of_mammals/
Mee6 BOT 20-Jan-18 04:11 AM
New post from /r/BatFacts Dozens of bats have currently set up home in the meat section of a Texas Walmart. by Intracelestial Link http://mnzoocdn.mnzoo.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/bats-1.jpg Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/BatFacts/comments/7rq1z3/dozens_of_bats_have_currently_set_up_home_in_the/
Mee6 BOT 20-Jan-18 04:44 AM
New post from /r/batty Happy batty by Batusi_Nights Link https://i.imgur.com/AiI56Cl.gifv Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/7rq6o8/happy_batty/
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Boopidee 20-Jan-18 09:05 AM
Best boy
Mee6 BOT 21-Jan-18 05:01 AM
https://imgur.com/a/15PmR Yesterday, I was on walking on my university when I looked at my right arm muscle and noticed I had two red marks...
Mee6 BOT 21-Jan-18 06:50 AM
New post from /r/batty Baby bats thumb-boxing by Batusi_Nights Link https://i.imgur.com/riyshuk.gifv Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/7ry257/baby_bats_thumbboxing/
Mee6 BOT 21-Jan-18 10:55 AM
New post from /r/batty Found this guy in a cave in Slovakia! by IskanderEXC Link https://i.redd.it/ad58secsugb01.jpg Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/7rzjpw/found_this_guy_in_a_cave_in_slovakia/
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Mee6 BOT 22-Jan-18 08:01 AM
New post from /r/batty Bats sometimes look like Star Trek aliens by remotectrl Link https://i.imgur.com/2WhDCTW.jpg Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/7s6lqs/bats_sometimes_look_like_star_trek_aliens/
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Mee6 BOT 22-Jan-18 01:04 PM
New post from /r/batty Found this video of a bat catching fish in the Seychelles. Any ideas on species? by Iamnotburgerking Link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhqoj_Kp3kk Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/7s8mh6/found_this_video_of_a_bat_catching_fish_in_the/
Fishing Bat (fish eating) During The Day In Seychelles. April 2010. Recorded in HD
CanisChiroptera 22-Jan-18 01:15 PM
I’m a MSc candidate at the University of Regina studying habitat selection and energetics of prairie bat species. My thesis focuses on the roosting choices t...
Mee6 BOT 22-Jan-18 02:36 PM
New post from /r/batty Would you wear a t-shirt with this on? Need advice / critique for batty t-shirt design. by BatSarah Link https://i.redd.it/x6x3bgw45pb01.png Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/7s9odp/would_you_wear_a_tshirt_with_this_on_need_advice/
Mee6 BOT 22-Jan-18 07:15 PM
New post from /r/BatFacts The Shasta Ground Sloth (Nothrotheriops shastensis) was one of the smaller extinct megafauna at 9 feet long. The most notable specimen of this species still had skin and tendons attached to the skeleton when it was found. It had been preserved in bat guano. by remotectrl Link https://i.imgur.com/FzT5huw.jpg Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/BatFacts/comments/7sb8c2/the_shasta_ground_sloth_nothrotheriops_shastensis/
Mee6 BOT 23-Jan-18 06:40 AM
New post from /r/batty Sooo.... this just happened..... feeling a bit overwhelmed! by BatSarah Link https://twitter.com/stephenfry/status/955782089097564161 Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/7sesp6/sooo_this_just_happened_feeling_a_bit_overwhelmed/
What could be nobler than saving a beautiful bat from extinction? Join in this exciting conservation project with whatever you can spare https://t.co/DrGBvQljkw In association with @DurrellWildlife #BatOnTheBrink
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Mee6 BOT 23-Jan-18 01:22 PM
This happened years ago, when I was an ecologist working for the US National Park Service. I was stationed at Russell Cave National Monument,...
CanisChiroptera 23-Jan-18 01:32 PM
That is so fucking cute oh my god
CanisChiroptera 23-Jan-18 06:02 PM
『N O B a d s』 23-Jan-18 06:03 PM
The primitive batarang
Mee6 BOT 24-Jan-18 08:11 AM
New post from /r/batty Oooooh YUMMY by remotectrl Link https://i.imgur.com/VZNdHNA.gifv Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/7snvp1/oooooh_yummy/
Mee6 BOT 24-Jan-18 08:25 AM
New post from /r/batty Flying fox steals baby's bottle by Batusi_Nights Link https://i.imgur.com/2x2uMG2.gifv Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/7snzab/flying_fox_steals_babys_bottle/
Mee6 BOT 24-Jan-18 08:36 AM
New post from /r/batty Pretty cool wiper I saw on my way to class today by jmbaldauf Link https://i.redd.it/0pb288zfg1c01.jpg Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/7so1xo/pretty_cool_wiper_i_saw_on_my_way_to_class_today/
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Mee6 BOT 24-Jan-18 06:09 PM
New post from /r/BatFacts To avoid deafening themselves with their loud calls, bats restrict the movement by quickly tensing the muscles in their ears. The contraction/relaxation cycle lasts for only a few milliseconds and can be repeated more than 100 times a second. Humans have a slower version of this same reflex. by remotectrl Link https://i.imgur.com/6xPpbeT.gifv Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/BatFacts/comments/7sshdm/to_avoid_deafening_themselves_with_their_loud/
Mee6 BOT 24-Jan-18 06:45 PM
New post from /r/BatFacts Nên đặt tivi ở đâu trong nhà hợp phong thủy ngũ hành - Bát Quái by naototnhat Link https://batquai.org/p/nen-dat-tivi-o-dau-trong-nha-hop-phong-thuy.html Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/BatFacts/comments/7sstlz/nên_đặt_tivi_ở_đâu_trong_nhà_hợp_phong_thủy_ngũ/
Nên đặt tivi ở đâu trong nhà hợp phong thủy ngũ hành vừa kết hợp cân xứng hài hòa với các nội thất t
CanisChiroptera 24-Jan-18 06:48 PM
THE FUCK DID I SAY ABOUT THE ASIANS
CanisChiroptera 24-Jan-18 07:42 PM
This, uh
Ignore that last comment
Boopidee 24-Jan-18 07:42 PM
Batto world
『N O B a d s』 24-Jan-18 07:42 PM
The other best place on earth
CanisChiroptera 24-Jan-18 07:42 PM
And my home
Amu 24-Jan-18 07:43 PM
Ah
SquidSystem 24-Jan-18 08:37 PM
I'm not going to abuse my power of pinning but an out of context "THE FUCK DID I SAY ABOUT ASIANS" in this channel kills me
Boopidee 24-Jan-18 08:38 PM
Pinned a message.
CanisChiroptera 24-Jan-18 09:01 PM
@SquidSystem Dude abuse it all you want that's why we have The Archives
CanisChiroptera 24-Jan-18 10:27 PM
Oh, speaking of which, if a channel's pins are full just let me know and I'll archive it
SquidSystem 25-Jan-18 03:19 AM
oh good to know epic
Mee6 BOT 25-Jan-18 04:14 AM
New post from /r/batty Baby bat helps with bathtime by Batusi_Nights Link https://i.imgur.com/13ZgiCy.gifv Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/7svoa6/baby_bat_helps_with_bathtime/
Mee6 BOT 25-Jan-18 05:26 AM
Volunteer data on the country's 18 resident bat species suggests a positive outlook for the animals.
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CanisChiroptera 25-Jan-18 12:55 PM
Gabe I keep thinking your pfp is one of these guys
『N O B a d s』 25-Jan-18 12:55 PM
Heh
Mee6 BOT 25-Jan-18 05:57 PM
New post from /r/BatFacts Woolly False Vampire Bats (Chrotopterus auritus) live in small groups of up to 7 individuals. They may share their roost with other bat species. Those other bats should watch out! by remotectrl Link https://i.imgur.com/4UJqf0b.gifv Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/BatFacts/comments/7t17tk/woolly_false_vampire_bats_chrotopterus_auritus/
Mee6 BOT 26-Jan-18 08:20 AM
New post from /r/batty Honduran White Bats in their leaf tent by remotectrl Link https://i.imgur.com/6xPpbeT.gifv Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/7t5dbg/honduran_white_bats_in_their_leaf_tent/
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CanisChiroptera 26-Jan-18 09:07 AM
Oh my god
Mee6 BOT 26-Jan-18 06:05 PM
New post from /r/batty Just found this sub! Eptesicus fuscus caught in a harp trap. <3 by chucksutherland Link https://flic.kr/p/cHeYPw Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/7t9jmc/just_found_this_sub_eptesicus_fuscus_caught_in_a/
I assisted Dr. Carver of Tennessee Technological University with setting up a harp trap and tagging some bats.
SquidSystem 26-Jan-18 06:08 PM
oh my (edited)
Mee6 BOT 26-Jan-18 06:19 PM
New post from /r/BatFacts Move over, Spider-man! The Spix Disk-winged Bat (Thyroptera tricolor) can stick to any surface using its biological suction cups. They live in small groups inside furled leaves which they can use like bugles. by remotectrl Link https://i.imgur.com/aCwv3N8.gifv Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/BatFacts/comments/7t9mlv/move_over_spiderman_the_spix_diskwinged_bat/
New post from /r/BatFacts Move over, Spider-man! The Spix Disk-winged Bat (Thyroptera tricolor) can stick to any surface using its biological suction cups. They live in small groups inside furled leaves which they can use like bugles. They eat bugs, so double-watch out Spider-man. by remotectrl Link https://i.imgur.com/ePXJ866.gifv Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/BatFacts/comments/7t9mwt/move_over_spiderman_the_spix_diskwinged_bat/
New post from /r/BatFacts Move over, Spider-man! The Spix Disk-winged Bat (Thyroptera tricolor) can stick to surfaces using its biological suction cups on its thumbs and heels. They live in small groups inside furled leaves which they can use like bugles. They eat bugs, so double-watch out Spider-man. by remotectrl Link https://i.imgur.com/ePXJ866.gifv Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/BatFacts/comments/7t9np4/move_over_spiderman_the_spix_diskwinged_bat/
Mee6 BOT 26-Jan-18 06:30 PM
New post from /r/BatFacts Move over, Spider-man! The Spix Disk-winged Bat (Thyroptera tricolor) can stick to surfaces using its biological suction cups on its thumbs and heels. They live in small groups inside furled leaves which they can use like bugles. by remotectrl Link https://i.imgur.com/ePXJ866.gifv Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/BatFacts/comments/7t9ok6/move_over_spiderman_the_spix_diskwinged_bat/
SquidSystem 26-Jan-18 08:48 PM
oh what that's neat
Mee6 BOT 27-Jan-18 04:43 AM
New post from /r/batty Baby bat has a stretch and a scratch by Batusi_Nights Link https://i.imgur.com/3it6qp9.gifv Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/7tci3k/baby_bat_has_a_stretch_and_a_scratch/
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Mee6 BOT 27-Jan-18 05:55 AM
New post from /r/batty So the crowdfund campaign jumped from 88% to 100% overnight - it snuck up on us like Koki the ninja! by BatSarah Link https://v.redd.it/0p0zp1gj8mc01 Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/7tctgh/so_the_crowdfund_campaign_jumped_from_88_to_100/
Mee6 BOT 27-Jan-18 01:33 PM
New post from /r/batty Found one of us in the wild! by IntergalacticMole Link https://i.imgur.com/BpNYPtg.jpg Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/7tfrk7/found_one_of_us_in_the_wild/
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Espurresso 27-Jan-18 02:09 PM
emily i didn’t know you had a car already @CanisChiroptera
CanisChiroptera 27-Jan-18 02:09 PM
squee
SquidSystem 27-Jan-18 03:06 PM
batatat tat
Mee6 BOT 27-Jan-18 06:28 PM
New post from /r/BatFacts Hoary Bats (Lasiurus cinereus) are one of several bats known to have penile spines. These spines can be up to 1cm long, longer than in any other known species. They may serve to lock copulating bats together mid-flight. Ouch. by remotectrl Link https://i.imgur.com/uVo1k42.jpg Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/BatFacts/comments/7thi3y/hoary_bats_lasiurus_cinereus_are_one_of_several/
SquidSystem 27-Jan-18 06:31 PM
Hoary the Racing Bat
CanisChiroptera 27-Jan-18 06:32 PM
Hoary boy has a spiky dong (edited)
SquidSystem 27-Jan-18 06:33 PM
woah!
『N O B a d s』 27-Jan-18 07:39 PM
ALL OF THEM
CanisChiroptera 27-Jan-18 07:39 PM
LOOK AT THAT BOY
Espurresso 27-Jan-18 07:39 PM
^
Mee6 BOT 28-Jan-18 05:28 AM
New post from /r/batty Baby bat loves belly rubs by Batusi_Nights Link https://i.imgur.com/CmmvLRH.gifv Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/7tk7de/baby_bat_loves_belly_rubs/
Mee6 BOT 28-Jan-18 05:35 PM
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Mee6 BOT 28-Jan-18 06:10 PM
New post from /r/BatFacts Proboscis Bats (Rhynchonycteris naso) roost in well-lit areas, usually around 1.8 meters (6 feet) above water, in colonies of 5-11 bats, though much larger groupings have been observed. A colony will actively defend their foraging areas from other colonies. by remotectrl Link https://i.imgur.com/WYUEGef.jpg Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/BatFacts/comments/7towlc/proboscis_bats_rhynchonycteris_naso_roost_in/
CanisChiroptera 28-Jan-18 06:11 PM
Aww, look at the little bat line
GOOD MOMS
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 28-Jan-18 06:16 PM
ZOINKS SCOOB!
CanisChiroptera 28-Jan-18 06:16 PM
Pinned a message.
Squish
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 28-Jan-18 07:46 PM
CanisChiroptera 28-Jan-18 11:26 PM
LOOK AT THEIR LITTLE HATS
LITTLE BOY COMES IN BANANA
LITTLE CHERRY HAT
HERE'S THEIR SHOP BTW IN CASE YOU WANNA PICK UP ONE OF THESE PRECIOUS ROLLS https://www.etsy.com/ca/shop/magpiesmasquerie?ref=l2-shopheader-name
Browse unique items from magpiesmasquerie on Etsy, a global marketplace of handmade, vintage and creative goods.
THEY'VE EVEN GOT LITERAL ROLLS
Mee6 BOT 29-Jan-18 08:38 AM
New post from /r/batty Stop tickling me, I am the night! by Batusi_Nights Link https://i.imgur.com/cfrlA26.gifv Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/7tsivp/stop_tickling_me_i_am_the_night/
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Espurresso 29-Jan-18 08:44 AM
Pinned a message.
Mee6 BOT 29-Jan-18 07:56 PM
New post from /r/BatFacts Heller’s broad-nosed bat (Platyrrhinus helleri) is the most widespread and common species in the genus Platyrrhinus being found from Mexico to Peru. Like humans, they have 32 teeth they use to eat fruit. by remotectrl Link https://i.imgur.com/t6YPEG3.jpg Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/BatFacts/comments/7ty8w5/hellers_broadnosed_bat_platyrrhinus_helleri_is/
CanisChiroptera 29-Jan-18 07:59 PM
<33
Mee6 BOT 30-Jan-18 08:39 AM
New post from /r/batty There are Bat farms in Cambodia! by remotectrl Link http://sea-globe.com/black-gold/ Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/7u278l/there_are_bat_farms_in_cambodia/
Climate change, a lack of irrigation and pesticides have all contributed to damaging Cambodia's agriculture. Bat faeces could be the answer
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Mee6 BOT 30-Jan-18 09:59 AM
New post from /r/batty Rescuing a bat caught in fruit tree netting. by Batusi_Nights Link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kceO2gXupww Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/7u2w15/rescuing_a_bat_caught_in_fruit_tree_netting/
Luke is a young black flying fox who got entangled in bird netting loosely thrown over a mango tree. Fortunately for him the home owner found him at 6am, so ...
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Mee6 BOT 30-Jan-18 07:10 PM
New post from /r/BatFacts While you might think of birds when you hear the word "migration," there are actually at least 88 species of bats which migrate. There is some evidence to suggest that the Great Fruit-eating Bats (Artibeus lituratus) may migrate between different elevations. by remotectrl Link https://i.imgur.com/wUEZxii.jpg Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/BatFacts/comments/7u6q1d/while_you_might_think_of_birds_when_you_hear_the/
CanisChiroptera 30-Jan-18 07:33 PM
Huh, didn't know those guys bothered migrating, they're tropical
But hey, little dude don't wanna stop move...ing, I respect that
SquidSystem 30-Jan-18 07:33 PM
radical dude
Mee6 BOT 30-Jan-18 07:34 PM
New post from /r/batty A Percival's short-eared trident bat (Cloeotis percivali) from Zimbabwe. by remotectrl Link https://i.imgur.com/MTzQG1L.jpg Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/7u6vot/a_percivals_shorteared_trident_bat_cloeotis/
CanisChiroptera 30-Jan-18 07:35 PM
@Boopidee zimbabwe
CanisChiroptera 30-Jan-18 08:01 PM
SquidSystem 30-Jan-18 08:01 PM
wow
CanisChiroptera 30-Jan-18 08:07 PM
CanisChiroptera 30-Jan-18 08:40 PM
Piebald bats
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 30-Jan-18 08:52 PM
There where bats at my school when I went there an hour ago
Espurresso 30-Jan-18 08:56 PM
you so fuckin precious when you smile
CanisChiroptera 30-Jan-18 09:14 PM
squee
Boopidee 30-Jan-18 09:19 PM
Pinned a message.
Mee6 BOT 31-Jan-18 07:16 AM
New post from /r/batty Baby flying foxes playing in the sun by Batusi_Nights Link https://i.imgur.com/orJUqgw.gifv Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/7uakje/baby_flying_foxes_playing_in_the_sun/
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Mee6 BOT 31-Jan-18 01:13 PM
New post from /r/batty Moutoui (mum), Stephan (dad) and Delano (baby) enjoying some family time - last day of the bat on the brink campaign! www.experiment.com/batonthebrink by BatSarah Link https://i.redd.it/y1v5iqnaygd01.gif Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/7udb3c/moutoui_mum_stephan_dad_and_delano_baby_enjoying/
Mee6 BOT 31-Jan-18 01:50 PM
New post from /r/batty Biggest fruit bat I've ever seen. by RadSpaceWizard Link https://i.imgur.com/KUpnrfy.gifv Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/7udi59/biggest_fruit_bat_ive_ever_seen/
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SquidSystem 31-Jan-18 01:56 PM
woah that's giant
CanisChiroptera 31-Jan-18 02:52 PM
EEEE MY BATCON PACKAGE ARRIVED TODAY
LOOKAT THE LITTLE BOY
He can loaf
Mee6 BOT 31-Jan-18 05:47 PM
New post from /r/BatFacts Like flying wolves, Spectral Bats (Vampyrum spectrum) live in family groups where both parents help care for the offspring. They hunt a variety of birds and small mammals. An analysis of carnivorous bat skulls has revealed convergent traits with other mammalian predators like weasels and bears. by remotectrl Link https://i.imgur.com/o2httIc.jpg Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/BatFacts/comments/7uf41o/like_flying_wolves_spectral_bats_vampyrum/
Espurresso 31-Jan-18 05:47 PM
!! awww
Mee6 BOT 01-Feb-18 06:06 AM
New post from /r/batty Baby bat workout by Batusi_Nights Link https://i.imgur.com/3VzpBgO.gifv Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/7uixl7/baby_bat_workout/
Mee6 BOT 01-Feb-18 11:12 AM
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CanisChiroptera 01-Feb-18 12:12 PM
Hi pretty piebald pal
Mee6 BOT 01-Feb-18 05:21 PM
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TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 01-Feb-18 09:35 PM
At school, my teacher put something along the lines of Bat Stew on a menu
『N O B a d s』 01-Feb-18 09:40 PM
Stuffed bat brain
SIN
THE MAN IS MR. LAKE
BAT PROTECTION SQUAD KICK HIS ASS
Espurresso 01-Feb-18 09:50 PM
CanisChiroptera 01-Feb-18 09:50 PM
Pinned a message.
Mee6 BOT 01-Feb-18 10:02 PM
New post from /r/BatFacts The Common Vampire Bat (Desmodus rotundus) is very agile. It has to be to sneak up on large mammals and to dodge the occasional swatting hoof. by remotectrl Link https://i.imgur.com/Nae6dna.jpg Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/BatFacts/comments/7up9a2/the_common_vampire_bat_desmodus_rotundus_is_very/
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 01-Feb-18 10:03 PM
RADICAL!!!!
CanisChiroptera 01-Feb-18 10:03 PM
Boing
Mee6 BOT 02-Feb-18 06:44 AM
New post from /r/batty A hanging tower of baby bats by Batusi_Nights Link https://i.imgur.com/a0Ft90j.gifv Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/7urqau/a_hanging_tower_of_baby_bats/
Lion Leone 02-Feb-18 07:11 PM
Hey look
.batto
MTBot BOT 02-Feb-18 07:11 PM
Lion Leone 02-Feb-18 07:11 PM
.batto
MTBot BOT 02-Feb-18 07:11 PM
Lion Leone 02-Feb-18 07:11 PM
.batto
MTBot BOT 02-Feb-18 07:11 PM
Lion Leone 02-Feb-18 07:11 PM
enjoy.
CanisChiroptera 02-Feb-18 09:16 PM
HEIL
Lion Leone 03-Feb-18 05:26 AM
.batto
MTBot BOT 03-Feb-18 05:26 AM
SquidSystem 03-Feb-18 06:43 AM
.eyesred
Mee6 BOT 03-Feb-18 08:00 AM
New post from /r/batty Nice nose by remotectrl Link https://i.imgur.com/MTzQG1L.jpg Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/7v03q2/nice_nose/
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Lion Leone 03-Feb-18 08:03 AM
.batto
MTBot BOT 03-Feb-18 08:03 AM
Lion Leone 03-Feb-18 08:03 AM
..eyesred
.eyesred
Hellooooo, Notsobot?
You there?
CanisChiroptera 03-Feb-18 11:45 AM
.batto
Batto pls
Lion Leone 03-Feb-18 12:53 PM
.batto
MTBot are you okay?
oh shit, I think I edited the script and launched up two instances of it and only one knew .batto
.batto
Yep, i have two instances of MTBot open
whoops
.batto
.batto
HELLO
BOT
alright test
no u
no u
Dyno BOT 03-Feb-18 12:55 PM
no u
Lion Leone 03-Feb-18 12:56 PM
okay mtbot is just... not working today
no u
Dyno BOT 03-Feb-18 12:56 PM
no u
MTBot BOT 03-Feb-18 12:56 PM
no u
no u
Lion Leone 03-Feb-18 12:56 PM
THERE WE GO
.batto
MTBot BOT 03-Feb-18 12:56 PM
Lion Leone 03-Feb-18 12:56 PM
@CanisChiroptera FIXED
CanisChiroptera 03-Feb-18 01:01 PM
Ayy thanks
A moustached bat!
I believe they’re a type of ghost-faced bat
CanisChiroptera 03-Feb-18 01:20 PM
.batto
MTBot BOT 03-Feb-18 01:20 PM
CanisChiroptera 03-Feb-18 01:20 PM
Big boy
.batto
MTBot BOT 03-Feb-18 01:21 PM
CanisChiroptera 03-Feb-18 01:21 PM
What an awesome picture
CanisChiroptera 03-Feb-18 01:31 PM
.batto
MTBot BOT 03-Feb-18 01:31 PM
CanisChiroptera 03-Feb-18 01:32 PM
GOOD BOY
.batto
MTBot BOT 03-Feb-18 01:32 PM
CanisChiroptera 03-Feb-18 01:32 PM
Eupallated fruit bat of some sort, yes?
.batto
MTBot BOT 03-Feb-18 01:34 PM
CanisChiroptera 03-Feb-18 01:34 PM
EEEEE
THAT’S THE PATTERN I’M LEARNING
And Lion’s getting one too for this great service
Lion Leone 03-Feb-18 02:58 PM
Aw, thank you, you don't have to give me anything.
Boopidee 03-Feb-18 03:22 PM
Hey @CanisChiroptera
I have an idea
CanisChiroptera 03-Feb-18 03:33 PM
Too late, everyone’s getting bats!
What’s up?
@Boopidee
Espurresso 03-Feb-18 03:34 PM
emily
are those
blueberry muffins
CanisChiroptera 03-Feb-18 03:34 PM
Y es
Boopidee 03-Feb-18 03:34 PM
Okay so
How about we turn #good-boys
Into #good-boys
Where we post cute animals
CanisChiroptera 03-Feb-18 03:35 PM
Yeah I’ve been thinking about that
Let’s do it
Mee6 BOT 03-Feb-18 03:37 PM
New post from /r/BatFacts The Greater Sac-winged Bat (Saccopteryx bilineata) uses pouches to store secretions used in its courtship display. The sac is only found in males and they clean/refill these daily. by remotectrl Link https://i.imgur.com/DggsOw2.gifv Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/BatFacts/comments/7v2yey/the_greater_sacwinged_bat_saccopteryx_bilineata/
CanisChiroptera 03-Feb-18 03:39 PM
So it’s right under cringepost, y’know, as eye-bleach
SquidSystem 03-Feb-18 05:57 PM
finally an opportunity for me to post good squids
check this bobtail squid out, ain't he fun
CanisChiroptera 03-Feb-18 05:57 PM
Oh my god
Precious little guy
『N O B a d s』 03-Feb-18 05:58 PM
HE HAVE BIG AUTISM
CanisChiroptera 03-Feb-18 05:58 PM
shutthehellyourmouth
SquidSystem 03-Feb-18 05:58 PM
why is there no eyes red for all images
『N O B a d s』 03-Feb-18 05:58 PM
It’s still cool
CanisChiroptera 03-Feb-18 05:58 PM
Ikr, NotSoBot needs to step it up
.eyes red
NotSoBot BOT 03-Feb-18 05:59 PM
⛔ Face not detected
CanisChiroptera 03-Feb-18 05:59 PM
bhgvfdftgyhuj
SquidSystem 03-Feb-18 05:59 PM
rude
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-I868XcVXtA they're even better in motion
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Boopidee 03-Feb-18 08:29 PM
Reaction image
CanisChiroptera 03-Feb-18 08:29 PM
WHAT A GOOD BOY
Mee6 BOT 04-Feb-18 06:45 AM
New post from /r/batty I can't thank everyone enough for their support throughout our crowdfund campaign but I made a short video to try anyway... by BatSarah Link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdaq6SVPNsE Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/7v6zug/i_cant_thank_everyone_enough_for_their_support/
We'll never be able to repay the kindness shown throughout the crowdfund campaign but here's a short video to say thank you anyway! Mountain Sun by Audionaut...
Espurresso 04-Feb-18 10:41 AM
Lion Leone 04-Feb-18 10:45 AM
aw
『N O B a d s』 04-Feb-18 10:46 AM
A bag with a good boy on it
But inside is more good boys
Espurresso 04-Feb-18 11:56 AM
Mee6 BOT 04-Feb-18 06:02 PM
New post from /r/BatFacts Common Vampire Bats (Desmodus rotundus) will happily roost alongside other bat species. They tend to occupy the darkest and highest places in the roost. by remotectrl Link https://i.imgur.com/kvPl0CE.gifv Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/BatFacts/comments/7vbeud/common_vampire_bats_desmodus_rotundus_will/
CanisChiroptera 04-Feb-18 06:18 PM
MY FRIEND GOT ME A BAT
HE’S SO SMALL
It’s a painted bat (K. picta) and it’s from Indonesia
『N O B a d s』 04-Feb-18 06:19 PM
Is it real
CanisChiroptera 04-Feb-18 06:19 PM
Y’know as far as taxidermied animals go he’s really not that creepy
Yeah it’s real!
He’s still pretty boopable
He has a really prominent dong though so that’s a bit uncomfortable but hey
Regardless I fuckin love this, there’s a reason why she’s one of my best friends
Gahh I’m so happy
Mee6 BOT 05-Feb-18 03:07 AM
New post from /r/batty Thousands of bats asleep near my house. by gnawingonfoot Link https://i.redd.it/up87c263tae01.jpg Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/7ve1rk/thousands_of_bats_asleep_near_my_house/
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Mee6 BOT 05-Feb-18 05:47 AM
New post from /r/batty Bat eating watermelon by Batusi_Nights Link https://i.imgur.com/a1kTwNJ.gifv Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/7ves8d/bat_eating_watermelon/
Mee6 BOT 05-Feb-18 11:04 AM
The U.S. Department of Justice is reviewing a criminal investigation of a wind-energy farm in southeastern Arizona to determine whether prosecution is warranted in the deaths of a federally protected golden eagle and an endangered bat, according to federal wildlife officials.
CanisChiroptera 05-Feb-18 11:05 AM
Oh dear
Well at least something's being done about it
What a gorgeous little guy
Buh
Lion Leone 05-Feb-18 11:13 AM
aww
CanisChiroptera 05-Feb-18 11:13 AM
『N O B a d s』 05-Feb-18 03:22 PM
IS THERE SOME FUCK DOIN BAT MURDER
CanisChiroptera 05-Feb-18 04:04 PM
Yes, those god damn big metal fans
『N O B a d s』 05-Feb-18 04:07 PM
REEEEEEEEEEEE
Espurresso 05-Feb-18 04:15 PM
throwback
『N O B a d s』 05-Feb-18 04:19 PM
It ain’t clean if it’s stained with the blood of many good boys
Mee6 BOT 05-Feb-18 09:28 PM
New post from /r/BatFacts You may have seen bats wiggling their ears, but you may not have noticed that some bats also wiggle their noses, which directs their echolocation. by remotectrl Link https://i.imgur.com/ENhSmk5.gifv Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/BatFacts/comments/7vl1ah/you_may_have_seen_bats_wiggling_their_ears_but/
Mee6 BOT 05-Feb-18 09:38 PM
New post from /r/batty Caught this awesome little guy last week by Robertdoggo Link https://imgur.com/Zugkvcu Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/7vl8xl/caught_this_awesome_little_guy_last_week/
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Mee6 BOT 06-Feb-18 04:54 AM
New post from /r/batty But wait, there's more! by Batusi_Nights Link https://i.imgur.com/EYzltE1.gifv Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/7vmzal/but_wait_theres_more/
Mee6 BOT 06-Feb-18 05:37 AM
New post from /r/batty Vampire bats feeding on Humboldt penguins by highdef123 Link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJ9hAZG1YBE Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/7vn6ov/vampire_bats_feeding_on_humboldt_penguins/
Vampire bats feed on the unsuspecting Humboldt penguin chicks. Clip taken from episode 3 of our BBC series, "Penguins - Spy in the Huddle" Narrated by David ...
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Mee6 BOT 06-Feb-18 09:39 AM
New post from /r/batty Plush bat I made from scraps around the house. (xpost from r/aww) by PeepsPanda Link https://i.redd.it/66kqe4j5ime01.jpg Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/7vop2r/plush_bat_i_made_from_scraps_around_the_house/
CanisChiroptera 06-Feb-18 09:43 AM
Pshh mine shall be superior
Mostly 'cause it'll actually have the proper wing shape
Like bitch good luck bending your hand like that
Mee6 BOT 06-Feb-18 12:12 PM
New post from /r/batty [Request] Does anyone have a picture of a fruit bat eating, or appearing to eat, meat? by Chiliarchos Link https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/7vpsky/request_does_anyone_have_a_picture_of_a_fruit_bat/ Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/7vpsky/request_does_anyone_have_a_picture_of_a_fruit_bat/
I know that the fruit bat diet consists of nectar and fruit, but there is an inside joke amongst my friend circle for which a picture, gif, or...
Lion Leone 06-Feb-18 12:17 PM
.batto
MTBot BOT 06-Feb-18 12:17 PM
CanisChiroptera 06-Feb-18 12:18 PM
I think that batto's gonna be a mom! squee
SquidSystem 06-Feb-18 12:23 PM
oh my
CanisChiroptera 06-Feb-18 12:43 PM
.batto
MTBot BOT 06-Feb-18 12:43 PM
CanisChiroptera 06-Feb-18 12:43 PM
.batto
MTBot BOT 06-Feb-18 12:43 PM
CanisChiroptera 06-Feb-18 12:43 PM
.batto
MTBot BOT 06-Feb-18 12:43 PM
CanisChiroptera 06-Feb-18 12:44 PM
Can I hire these guys to carve my pumpkins
SquidSystem 06-Feb-18 02:00 PM
they would absorb pumpkin
Espurresso 06-Feb-18 03:43 PM
nom
Lion Leone 06-Feb-18 03:44 PM
indeed
.batto
MTBot BOT 06-Feb-18 03:44 PM
Espurresso 06-Feb-18 03:44 PM
AAAA
GOOD BOY
Lion Leone 06-Feb-18 03:44 PM
-turning head upside down to try and see it- AAAAAAAA
『N O B a d s』 06-Feb-18 03:44 PM
They do grow from trees
Lion Leone 06-Feb-18 03:44 PM
Indeed
Espurresso 06-Feb-18 05:55 PM
blep!
『N O B a d s』 06-Feb-18 05:55 PM
He stares into my soul
Espurresso 06-Feb-18 05:56 PM
for your treats
『N O B a d s』 06-Feb-18 05:56 PM
But he is still a good boy
Mee6 BOT 06-Feb-18 09:03 PM
New post from /r/batty Want to spend a week surveying bats in Cuba? Look no further! by remotectrl Link https://www.animalexperienceinternational.com/batsincuba Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/7vtezh/want_to_spend_a_week_surveying_bats_in_cuba_look/
Mee6 BOT 06-Feb-18 09:53 PM
New post from /r/BatFacts A few bat species can modify large leafs to make better roosts, called tents. Thomas's Fruit-eating Bat (Dermanura watsoni) has been documented in tents made from the leaves of at least twenty-five plant species, though they seem to prefer some plant species more than others and switch roosts often. by remotectrl Link https://i.imgur.com/YMmxb1t.jpg Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/BatFacts/comments/7vtor1/a_few_bat_species_can_modify_large_leafs_to_make/
Mee6 BOT 07-Feb-18 10:24 AM
New post from /r/batty Finger food skills by Batusi_Nights Link https://i.imgur.com/YG1GD2O.gifv Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/7vxim1/finger_food_skills/
20 points and 1 comments so far on reddit
Lion Leone 07-Feb-18 11:23 AM
awwwww
CanisChiroptera 07-Feb-18 11:48 AM
Nom nom nom
❤
SquidSystem 07-Feb-18 12:28 PM
CanisChiroptera 07-Feb-18 12:28 PM
Can I put my face in it
SquidSystem 07-Feb-18 12:28 PM
this feline is in a chair
if you want
she might claw at it
CanisChiroptera 07-Feb-18 12:29 PM
Worth it
Mee6 BOT 07-Feb-18 01:51 PM
New post from /r/batty Got a cute, wee bat for my birthday today! Hand-made crochet! by KKey0207 Link https://i.redd.it/6lne92to3ve01.jpg Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/7vzrg8/got_a_cute_wee_bat_for_my_birthday_today_handmade/
Mee6 BOT 07-Feb-18 02:18 PM
New post from /r/BatFacts All About Bats! Did you know that bats can eat over 1000 misquotes an hour? by Wildadventuregirls Link https://www.wildadventuregirls.com/2015/09/25/bats-the-creatures-of-the-night/ Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/BatFacts/comments/7vzy0g/all_about_bats_did_you_know_that_bats_can_eat/
Are you ready to learn some amazing facts about bats?! Turn on your night vision hold on tight & prepare to uncover the hidden world of bats in this fun fact filled video for kids with The Wild Adventure Girls!
Lion Leone 07-Feb-18 02:20 PM
>misquotes
I don't know if that's meant to be mosquitos or it's literally just a joke about misquoting
SquidSystem 07-Feb-18 05:16 PM
oh no bats actually eat mistakes
CanisChiroptera 07-Feb-18 05:17 PM
That's why they're vital to the environment
Only the most blessed of creatures can feed upon the mistakes of mankind
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 07-Feb-18 05:18 PM
👆
『N O B a d s』 07-Feb-18 05:18 PM
I think it’s perfectly fine to change the ecosystem of California
To mostly bats
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 07-Feb-18 05:20 PM
We actually have a lot more bats here than I though
There were plenty at the school at night
Blazing Chrome 07-Feb-18 05:50 PM
now i have the urge to gently pet a bat.
『N O B a d s』 07-Feb-18 05:51 PM
Too bad owning them isn’t legal
CanisChiroptera 07-Feb-18 05:51 PM
This is everything wrong with America
Blazing Chrome 07-Feb-18 06:50 PM
I did read somewhere that bats like getting patted.
CanisChiroptera 07-Feb-18 06:50 PM
I can totally believe that! They're super social, intelligent, and touching constantly
SquidSystem 07-Feb-18 06:51 PM
all we need now is domesticated bats
CanisChiroptera 07-Feb-18 06:51 PM
Yes please
Did you read that adorable post that was posted here a while ago
SquidSystem 07-Feb-18 06:51 PM
and bat hats that make them look like cats
CanisChiroptera 07-Feb-18 06:51 PM
If that's not evidence that it'd work out idk what is
SquidSystem 07-Feb-18 06:51 PM
I did not see
CanisChiroptera 07-Feb-18 06:51 PM
Lemme go find it
This happened years ago, when I was an ecologist working for the US National Park Service. I was stationed at Russell Cave National Monument,...
Please read this it is so precious
SquidSystem 07-Feb-18 06:55 PM
lovely
Mee6 BOT 07-Feb-18 08:18 PM
Bats are the longest-lived mammals relative to body size, and a species called the greater mouse-eared bat lives especially long. Researchers now have unlocked some of this bat's longevity secrets, with hints for fighting the effects of aging in people.
Mee6 BOT 08-Feb-18 09:13 AM
New post from /r/batty Look at that tongue! by remotectrl Link https://i.imgur.com/yzRO0CR.jpg Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/7w699z/look_at_that_tongue/
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Lion Leone 08-Feb-18 11:33 AM
.batto
uhh
MTBOT THAT'S YOUR CUE
.batto
MTBot BOT 08-Feb-18 11:33 AM
Lion Leone 08-Feb-18 11:34 AM
There we go
CanisChiroptera 08-Feb-18 11:34 AM
A straw-colored fruit bat! I love those guys
They're soft boys
MTBot BOT 08-Feb-18 11:35 AM
A flower has appeared! Use >pick to pick it up!
Lion Leone 08-Feb-18 11:35 AM
Aww
>pick
CanisChiroptera 08-Feb-18 11:35 AM
>pick
Miki BOT 08-Feb-18 11:35 AM
I've got nothing to pick from! :( Use commas (,) to split choices.
MTBot BOT 08-Feb-18 11:35 AM
Lion successfully picked a flower! Praise them!
Miki BOT 08-Feb-18 11:35 AM
I've got nothing to pick from! :( Use commas (,) to split choices.
CanisChiroptera 08-Feb-18 11:35 AM
Ass
So close
Lion Leone 08-Feb-18 11:35 AM
:)
CanisChiroptera 08-Feb-18 12:09 PM
.batto
MTBot BOT 08-Feb-18 12:09 PM
SquidSystem 08-Feb-18 03:21 PM
oh fuck there were like 10 deer in my neighbor's yard down the street I couldn't get a good image (edited)
reminded me of the parade of turkeys that went by my house once (edited)
MTBot BOT 08-Feb-18 03:25 PM
A flower has appeared! Use >pick to pick it up!
Boopidee 08-Feb-18 03:25 PM
>pick
Miki BOT 08-Feb-18 03:25 PM
I've got nothing to pick from! :( Use commas (,) to split choices.
MTBot BOT 08-Feb-18 03:25 PM
Boop successfully picked a flower! Praise them!
SquidSystem 08-Feb-18 03:25 PM
rude
Mee6 BOT 08-Feb-18 07:39 PM
New post from /r/BatFacts Bats rely greatly on maternal care until they can fly. It will take this Seba's Short-tailed Bat (Carollia perspicillata) pup 10-13 weeks after birth to reach that point. Mothers can distinguish between the distress calls of their own pups from other pups of the same age. by remotectrl Link https://i.imgur.com/bpX1L4y.jpg Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/BatFacts/comments/7wajzk/bats_rely_greatly_on_maternal_care_until_they_can/
Mee6 BOT 09-Feb-18 05:33 AM
New post from /r/batty Baby bat takes his medicine by Batusi_Nights Link https://i.imgur.com/dpDUnta.gifv Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/7wda3c/baby_bat_takes_his_medicine/
CanisChiroptera 09-Feb-18 09:21 AM
Short-eared owls are wonderful
Lookat him poof
Mee6 BOT 09-Feb-18 12:24 PM
I’m an ecologist on holiday in Australia, so I’ve obviously packed my echo meter touch so I can listen to some new bats. My problem is that I’m...
Mee6 BOT 09-Feb-18 08:07 PM
New post from /r/BatFacts The thumbs of the Northern Ghost Bat (Diclidurus albus) are vestigial. by remotectrl Link https://i.imgur.com/3kU76S6.jpg Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/BatFacts/comments/7wj6or/the_thumbs_of_the_northern_ghost_bat_diclidurus/
SquidSystem 09-Feb-18 08:08 PM
it's wings look like those helicopter seeds that fall from those trees
Lion Leone 10-Feb-18 06:06 AM
Oh my god they do (edited)
Mee6 BOT 10-Feb-18 06:25 AM
New post from /r/batty Batty good boy by Batusi_Nights Link https://i.imgur.com/TQo4lFL.gifv Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/7wloaq/batty_good_boy/
Mee6 BOT 10-Feb-18 09:33 PM
New post from /r/BatFacts Many bats are sexually dimorphic. Differences may be obvious (eg size or the epaulets on this male) but others are more subtle, like the shape of the wings of Little Yellow-shouldered Bats (Sturnira lilium). by remotectrl Link https://i.imgur.com/HU0MlzY.jpg Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/BatFacts/comments/7wr0dw/many_bats_are_sexually_dimorphic_differences_may/
Boopidee 11-Feb-18 12:56 AM
A wise man once said that if the Dolphins are the clowns of the sea, bats are the clowns of the air
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 11-Feb-18 12:58 AM
And inter-dimensional beasts are the clowns of the sewers
Insane 11-Feb-18 09:44 AM
Can I see a picture of a Birb now
Mee6 BOT 11-Feb-18 10:03 AM
New post from /r/batty Triceratops by remotectrl Link https://i.imgur.com/MTzQG1L.jpg Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/7wu8oh/triceratops/
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Blazing Chrome 11-Feb-18 10:10 AM
Espurresso 11-Feb-18 10:10 AM
!!!
smol
Blazing Chrome 11-Feb-18 10:11 AM
SMOL
『N O B a d s』 11-Feb-18 10:12 AM
But what if
The smol boy was smaller
Blazing Chrome 11-Feb-18 10:14 AM
I would die of cuteness
CanisChiroptera 11-Feb-18 11:30 AM
An Indiana brown bat! I love that picture he’s so squish
SquidSystem 11-Feb-18 02:42 PM
these new times of ramen are getting pretty buck wild
CanisChiroptera 11-Feb-18 02:43 PM
Ramen, onions, and cinnamon rolls, a classic combination
Mee6 BOT 12-Feb-18 08:07 AM
New post from /r/batty Brushy brushy by remotectrl Link https://i.imgur.com/ivmb83E.gifv Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/7x1mt1/brushy_brushy/
『N O B a d s』 12-Feb-18 06:05 PM
Mlem
Blazing Chrome 12-Feb-18 06:24 PM
A good girl (edited)
A great girl (edited)
A wholesome girl (edited)
『N O B a d s』 12-Feb-18 06:28 PM
*Girl
Blazing Chrome 12-Feb-18 06:29 PM
fixed
Mee6 BOT 12-Feb-18 11:31 PM
New post from /r/BatFacts Do you know where batman lives? by tbcam26 Link https://i.redd.it/tt9gp66rnxf01.jpg Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/BatFacts/comments/7x7td5/do_you_know_where_batman_lives/
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Mee6 BOT 13-Feb-18 05:55 AM
New post from /r/batty More please by Batusi_Nights Link https://i.imgur.com/MsDlVPi.gifv Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/7x9isb/more_please/
『N O B a d s』 13-Feb-18 06:02 PM
Sqoosh
Mee6 BOT 14-Feb-18 06:50 AM
New post from /r/batty Flasher! by Batusi_Nights Link https://i.imgur.com/VSsrTRo.gifv Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/7xib6b/flasher/
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Mee6 BOT 14-Feb-18 10:18 AM
New post from /r/batty Bats as a barometer of climate change: Shifting behavioral patterns due to environmental change could have far-reaching implications for agriculture globally. by FillsYourNiche Link https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2018/02/180212190935.htm Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/7xjqvr/bats_as_a_barometer_of_climate_change_shifting/
CanisChiroptera 14-Feb-18 11:54 AM
So I've been doing research on the domestication process and why certain animals aren't domesticated, and I'm pretty sure bats can be done.
They say the criteria is made up of these six things:
- Cannot be picky eaters. I don't think this is entirely necessary, but it doesn't matter as any bat would eat insects if they needed to.
And we feed reptiles and fish insects like mealworms, there's no reason why we couldn't do that for them.
- The animal must grow up fast. Elephants take like 15 years to mature which is why they haven't caught on as pets as much.
Bats mature within a year and the small ones often live to around 30.
- The animal must be willing to breed in captivity/close quarters. Not sure about this one, but I doubt it would be too much of a problem as mating generally occurs in the roost.
- The animals must naturally not be ill-tempered. Once again I believe this could be bred out regardless, but bats are gentle animals. No problem.
- The animals must not be skittish or frighten easily. Once again disagreed, but doesn't matter. Bats are no more skittish than any other animal.
- The animal must have some sort of social hierarchy, AKA they must be willing to accept a human as their master. Bats are highly social animals, they will even get along really well with bats from other species. And hell, some captive bats are good friends with humans already.
So hey, bats for everybody
SquidSystem 14-Feb-18 12:08 PM
buy a bat for balentines day
CanisChiroptera 14-Feb-18 12:10 PM
.batto
Mee6 BOT 14-Feb-18 05:12 PM
What is a safe wood stain for a bat house? I built it, now I just need to sand and seal so the bats van move in.
Blazing Chrome 14-Feb-18 05:14 PM
This is Jeddah. He loves to be tickled, petted and scratched. Look at that blissful face. Jeddah is a Grey-Headed Flying-Fox. I usually clip my videos quite ...
Espurresso 14-Feb-18 05:30 PM
legendary video
Mee6 BOT 14-Feb-18 11:15 PM
Are you ready to learn some amazing facts about bats?! Turn on your night vision hold on tight & prepare to uncover the hidden world of bats in this fun fact filled video for kids with The Wild Adventure Girls!
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CanisChiroptera 15-Feb-18 08:43 AM
Mlem
Mee6 BOT 15-Feb-18 09:09 AM
New post from /r/batty Indecent! by remotectrl Link https://i.imgur.com/RXqCA5i.gifv Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/7xr9mo/indecent/
57 points and 2 comments so far on reddit
CanisChiroptera 15-Feb-18 09:09 AM
AWW
GOOD MOMS
CanisChiroptera 15-Feb-18 12:35 PM
Egyptian fruit bats always looks like they're grinning
Lion Leone 15-Feb-18 12:36 PM
Aww
CanisChiroptera 15-Feb-18 01:47 PM
Espurresso 15-Feb-18 04:08 PM
schnitzel looks like an egyptian fruit bat holy shit
at least the head minus the ears
Amu 15-Feb-18 05:16 PM
I wonder
.wordcloud
NotSoBot BOT 15-Feb-18 05:17 PM
Amu 15-Feb-18 05:17 PM
Interesting
https is on there 3 times
Mee6 BOT 16-Feb-18 11:24 AM
New post from /r/batty Batty breakfast by Batusi_Nights Link https://i.imgur.com/Lz7SfO4.gifv Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/7xyp15/batty_breakfast/
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Mee6 BOT 17-Feb-18 06:14 AM
New post from /r/batty Young flying foxes eating by Batusi_Nights Link https://i.imgur.com/ZvCz6Mc.gifv Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/7y6u6d/young_flying_foxes_eating/
Mee6 BOT 17-Feb-18 08:30 AM
New post from /r/batty How a bat's brain navigates by FillsYourNiche Link https://phys.org/news/2018-02-brain.html Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/7y7ku0/how_a_bats_brain_navigates/
Most of what we know about how the hippocampus, a region of the brain associated with memory formation and spatial representations, comes from research done on rodents. Rat brains have taught us a lot, but researchers in Israel have found an interesting alternative model to understanding how the hippocampus helps mammals navigate: Bats.
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Espurresso 17-Feb-18 11:39 AM
boop isn’t on post quill pics
Blazing Chrome 17-Feb-18 01:10 PM
Y'all mind if I place this Lilac Breasted Roller here. I just need it for reference since I'm basically scrolling and looking for different bats. And this bird here is gonna be for another design. So....yeah. I'll get rid of the pic once I'm done.
CanisChiroptera 17-Feb-18 01:11 PM
Oh god they’re gorgeous
Blazing Chrome 17-Feb-18 01:12 PM
they're like a another form of rianbow birds.
SquidSystem 17-Feb-18 02:45 PM
what a wonderful bird
Blazing Chrome 17-Feb-18 02:49 PM
there's more
Mee6 BOT 17-Feb-18 07:18 PM
New post from /r/BatFacts Lesser Dog-like Bats (Peropteryx macrotis) weigh less than a nickel. They live in small groups where typically one male presides, suggesting a polygynous mating system. by remotectrl Link https://i.imgur.com/VnJafie.jpg Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/BatFacts/comments/7ybpn7/lesser_doglike_bats_peropteryx_macrotis_weigh/
CanisChiroptera 17-Feb-18 07:25 PM
Wtf that's not a lesser dog-like bat
Those're clearly some kinda saccoptyrix or whatever they're called
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 17-Feb-18 07:26 PM
The fact that you could tell on sight is pretty fuckin ridiculous
CanisChiroptera 17-Feb-18 07:26 PM
Haha, I appreciate it but once you know a sac-winged bat you'll be able to tell it's one
They have a really distinct face and roosting pattern
Dog-like bats are Molossidae, an entirely different family (edited)
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 17-Feb-18 07:27 PM
Once again
CanisChiroptera 17-Feb-18 07:28 PM
OH WAIT FUCK
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 17-Feb-18 07:28 PM
Pretty fuckin ridiculous
CanisChiroptera 17-Feb-18 07:28 PM
THOSE ARE LESSER DOG-LIKE BATS
The fuck why are they named like a Molossid that's retarded
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 17-Feb-18 07:28 PM
Well shit, ignore what I just said
CanisChiroptera 17-Feb-18 07:29 PM
And terribly misleading
It was an honest mistake I swear
Like dog-faced bats are apparently the Molossids and dog-like bats are sac-winged??
I need to sit down for a bit
Oh god and then there are bulldog bats
bvfvgbffbb
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 17-Feb-18 07:33 PM
Maybe we should just like
Take away your bat stuff for a minute
CanisChiroptera 17-Feb-18 07:33 PM
YOU'LL HAVE TO PRY THEM FROM MY COLD, DEAD HANDS
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 17-Feb-18 07:33 PM
Chill
Mee6 BOT 18-Feb-18 08:20 AM
New post from /r/batty Move over, we're here! by Batusi_Nights Link https://i.imgur.com/u8psHLv.gifv Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/7yf7xw/move_over_were_here/
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Espurresso 18-Feb-18 01:14 PM
quill is on my knee so i can’t move
CanisChiroptera 18-Feb-18 01:15 PM
Worth it
Espurresso 18-Feb-18 01:15 PM
his head is so soft aaaa
and hE’S TWITCHING IN HIS SLEEP AAA
CanisChiroptera 18-Feb-18 01:15 PM
He's a soft boyo
So fluffy
I miss him :((
Espurresso 18-Feb-18 01:16 PM
next winter. more quill time.
CanisChiroptera 18-Feb-18 01:16 PM
Yess
Espurresso 18-Feb-18 01:19 PM
this is so HD wtf
LOOK AT HOW MUCH FUR IS AROUND HIS COLLAR IM-
the floof has widened his range
this is what i have to do now
r/ARMS’ discord server can sometimes be very wholesome
Espurresso 18-Feb-18 03:52 PM
draw me like one of your french bulldogs
CanisChiroptera 18-Feb-18 03:53 PM
Handsome boyo
King of the house
Espurresso 18-Feb-18 03:53 PM
raper of schnitzel
CanisChiroptera 18-Feb-18 03:53 PM
Poor Dobby
Free him
Espurresso 18-Feb-18 03:54 PM
shhh he’s getting a sock for christmas
CanisChiroptera 18-Feb-18 03:54 PM
Lmfao
Max is being a very good boy, too, I wouldn't let him on my lap 'cause I'm tryin'a do shit so he just curled up on my shoulder
Espurresso 18-Feb-18 03:57 PM
i thought you said he was trying to do a shit at first
SquidSystem 18-Feb-18 05:56 PM
okay I need to be honest about something
my cat doesn't have a name
Espurresso 18-Feb-18 05:56 PM
oh
SquidSystem 18-Feb-18 05:56 PM
unless you count us calling her Djibouti
Mee6 BOT 18-Feb-18 10:31 PM
New post from /r/batty Bats do not only eat flying insects or fruit. Bat species are known to eat fish, frogs, birds, spiders, small mammals like mice or other bats, or drink blood. This one has a lizard. by remotectrl Link https://i.imgur.com/6l3qwsG.jpg Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/7ykjry/bats_do_not_only_eat_flying_insects_or_fruit_bat/
New post from /r/BatFacts Bats are vital to rainforests and other ecosystems, which rely on them to pollinate flowers and disperse seeds for countless trees and shrubs. by remotectrl Link https://i.imgur.com/ugMv7l9.jpg Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/BatFacts/comments/7ykk4x/bats_are_vital_to_rainforests_and_other/
Mee6 BOT 19-Feb-18 04:52 AM
New post from /r/batty Ridiculously good looking bat by Batusi_Nights Link https://i.imgur.com/cWV7HFJ.gifv Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/7ym818/ridiculously_good_looking_bat/
Mee6 BOT 19-Feb-18 05:59 PM
New post from /r/BatFacts Blood is not very nutritious, its mostly water and proteins and can contain pathogens. Common Vampire Bats (Desmodus rotundus) get some help from the microbes living in their guts processing this unique diet. by remotectrl Link https://i.imgur.com/zau5PtQ.jpg Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/BatFacts/comments/7ys9er/blood_is_not_very_nutritious_its_mostly_water_and/
New post from /r/BatFacts Blood is not very nutritious; it's mostly water and proteins and can contain pathogens. Common Vampire Bats (Desmodus rotundus) get some help processing this unique diet from the microbes living in their guts. by remotectrl Link https://i.imgur.com/zau5PtQ.jpg Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/BatFacts/comments/7ys9xf/blood_is_not_very_nutritious_its_mostly_water_and/
Mee6 BOT 20-Feb-18 08:21 AM
New post from /r/batty He is the night! by remotectrl Link https://i.imgur.com/McRGlbv.gifv Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/7yx15o/he_is_the_night/
CanisChiroptera 20-Feb-18 03:09 PM
Would you consider this guy black or brown?
Mindwashed Metropolis 20-Feb-18 03:11 PM
He looks dark brown
CanisChiroptera 20-Feb-18 03:22 PM
Thanks for being the oNLY ONE ANSWERING ME like c'mon I see you guys
Either way, have a loaf
Mindwashed Metropolis 20-Feb-18 03:23 PM
Yw
He's cute
CanisChiroptera 20-Feb-18 03:25 PM
This little guy's an Isabella serotine, very soft boyo
Mindwashed Metropolis 20-Feb-18 03:27 PM
Nice-
CanisChiroptera 20-Feb-18 03:30 PM
@Boopidee @『N O B a d s』 @absol GOOD BOY ALERT
absol 20-Feb-18 03:31 PM
GWfroggyZoomeyes
『N O B a d s』 20-Feb-18 03:37 PM
HES SO SMOL
CanisChiroptera 20-Feb-18 06:16 PM
The more you know
Espurresso 20-Feb-18 06:23 PM
WHAT
Boopidee 20-Feb-18 07:22 PM
Can someone make a good Batman
Like one that deserves the Batman name
SquidSystem 20-Feb-18 07:38 PM
batman gets nuzzled by a radioactive bat and becomes a floofer booper
CanisChiroptera 20-Feb-18 08:47 PM
Yes please
Mee6 BOT 21-Feb-18 07:10 AM
New post from /r/BatFacts Flying foxes are great pollinators because they're messy eaters who fly long distances. by Batusi_Nights Link https://i.imgur.com/sgjAqjj.gifv Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/BatFacts/comments/7z5x5h/flying_foxes_are_great_pollinators_because_theyre/
『N O B a d s』 21-Feb-18 07:13 AM
Sled dog begins to travel across the snow into the warmer country
Mee6 BOT 21-Feb-18 08:09 AM
New post from /r/batty Rafinesque's big-eared bat! by Robertdoggo Link https://imgur.com/SHDIWn5 Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/7z6cup/rafinesques_bigeared_bat/
3 points and 0 comments so far on reddit
Mee6 BOT 22-Feb-18 06:19 AM
New post from /r/batty Happy little Big Brown Bat by Robertdoggo Link https://imgur.com/4v3vjDq Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/7zf3nz/happy_little_big_brown_bat/
1 points and 0 comments so far on reddit
Mee6 BOT 22-Feb-18 07:25 AM
New post from /r/batty Polishing a baby bat by Batusi_Nights Link https://i.imgur.com/6X9UEvb.gifv Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/7zfj7t/polishing_a_baby_bat/
Mee6 BOT 22-Feb-18 08:59 AM
New post from /r/batty Saw the little brown bat and couldn't resist posting my big brown bat by NaupliarEye Link https://i.redd.it/a4dd5423lsh01.jpg Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/7zg72q/saw_the_little_brown_bat_and_couldnt_resist/
New post from /r/batty Another happy big brown bat by NaupliarEye Link https://i.redd.it/x2jrkjtklsh01.jpg Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/7zg7sn/another_happy_big_brown_bat/
3 points and 0 comments so far on reddit
Mee6 BOT 22-Feb-18 02:29 PM
New post from /r/batty Help a bat biologist win a national competition! by AccordionAmphibian Link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yY5QTmXJZQ Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/7ziml8/help_a_bat_biologist_win_a_national_competition/
Alyssa Stulberg is a BSc Biology student at the University of Regina. Her passion for ecology has led her to travel throughout the province, country, and eve...
6 points and 2 comments so far on reddit
Lion Leone 22-Feb-18 04:25 PM
.batto
MTBot BOT 22-Feb-18 04:25 PM
CanisChiroptera 22-Feb-18 04:25 PM
Pteropus livingstonii!
『N O B a d s』 22-Feb-18 04:26 PM
.batto
MTBot BOT 22-Feb-18 04:26 PM
CanisChiroptera 22-Feb-18 04:26 PM
I donated to help them out them recently
SquidSystem 22-Feb-18 05:20 PM
oh good, good
Mee6 BOT 22-Feb-18 09:44 PM
New post from /r/BatFacts Having drab coloration is an asset for many bat species low on the food chain, including these Pale Spear-nosed Bats (Phyllostomus discolor). The bat on the right has a pigment mutation making it more light colored than normal. by Aelegans Link https://i.imgur.com/Cv1EkxT.gifv Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/BatFacts/comments/7zlkwg/having_drab_coloration_is_an_asset_for_many_bat/
Mee6 BOT 23-Feb-18 01:04 AM
New post from /r/batty Rescued this fallen guy on the ground from some ants [Cairns, Australia] by Barefoot_Zak Link https://i.redd.it/szfck5mlbxh01.jpg Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/7zmmm0/rescued_this_fallen_guy_on_the_ground_from_some/
Mee6 BOT 23-Feb-18 06:23 AM
So, I understand that this is a rare species, and that I have almost no chance of seeing one, but I am determined to at least see one in my...
Mee6 BOT 23-Feb-18 07:48 AM
New post from /r/batty Tickling a baby bat by Batusi_Nights Link https://i.imgur.com/CiZgujX.gifv Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/7zonkt/tickling_a_baby_bat/
SquidSystem 23-Feb-18 10:09 AM
oh my god
Mee6 BOT 23-Feb-18 09:09 PM
New post from /r/batty Serious question: is there anywhere that I can buy bats to populate the bat box that my son and I put up? by BomTek910 Link https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/7zu54l/serious_question_is_there_anywhere_that_i_can_buy/ Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/7zu54l/serious_question_is_there_anywhere_that_i_can_buy/
I live in southeast Wisconsin, USA, if it matters, and I know they're found in this area, but we've had the bat box up for more than a year with...
CanisChiroptera 23-Feb-18 09:10 PM
Lmfao this dude
Mee6 BOT 24-Feb-18 04:01 AM
New post from /r/batty Flying Foxes heading out for the night at Yarra Bend, Melbourne by chechcal Link https://v.redd.it/3f8z83lg65i01 Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/7zvy87/flying_foxes_heading_out_for_the_night_at_yarra/
Mee6 BOT 24-Feb-18 07:16 AM
New post from /r/batty Releasing a flying fox back to the wild by Batusi_Nights Link https://i.imgur.com/YpNfoQA.gifv Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/7zwqsc/releasing_a_flying_fox_back_to_the_wild/
31 points and 1 comments so far on reddit
CanisChiroptera 24-Feb-18 09:23 AM
I KNOW I'VE POSTED THIS LIKE A MILLION TIMES BUT I CAN'T GET OVER IT https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/278247970485567488/343264861238853632/unknown.png
SQUISH
Espurresso 24-Feb-18 09:30 AM
squish
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 24-Feb-18 09:31 AM
Squash
『N O B a d s』 24-Feb-18 09:41 AM
Sqoosh
Mee6 BOT 24-Feb-18 01:58 PM
New post from /r/batty Bats of the Furipteridae family have vestigial thumbs. They eat insects. by remotectrl Link https://i.imgur.com/en4lGsI.gifv Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/7zywat/bats_of_the_furipteridae_family_have_vestigial/
New post from /r/BatFacts Bats of the Furipteridae family have vestigial thumbs. They eat insects. by remotectrl Link https://i.imgur.com/en4lGsI.gifv Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/BatFacts/comments/7zywpg/bats_of_the_furipteridae_family_have_vestigial/
Mee6 BOT 24-Feb-18 02:42 PM
Living off blood isn't easy, but the tropical mammals evolved clever adaptations to make it work, a new study says.
Mee6 BOT 25-Feb-18 01:58 AM
I recently built 2 BatCon 4 chamber bat houses, one for my yard (typical...
Mee6 BOT 25-Feb-18 10:14 AM
New post from /r/batty Trainee pilot by Batusi_Nights Link https://i.imgur.com/JmGm2w8.gifv Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/8066zl/trainee_pilot/
Mee6 BOT 26-Feb-18 02:44 AM
New post from /r/batty Hi Guys! I am in Bali right now and I was able to record the sound of thousands of bats in a temple! I used my new DPA 4060 and you are more than welcome to use this sound if needed! Best, Marcel (xpost/gamedev) by Gabbimonkey Link https://freetousesounds.com/bat-cave-goa-lawah-temple-sounds-bali/ Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/80c2ju/hi_guys_i_am_in_bali_right_now_and_i_was_able_to/
Royalty Free Bat Sound Effect! Download this bat sounds for free in high quality! Recorded in Bali with Zoom H6 and DPA 4060 in high quality wav! Enjoy the sound!
CanisChiroptera 26-Feb-18 12:41 PM
@everyone CODE PINK
SquidSystem 26-Feb-18 01:27 PM
pink nose cat
uh oh?
CanisChiroptera 26-Feb-18 01:27 PM
MEGA BLEP
SquidSystem 26-Feb-18 01:39 PM
Feline's Pinknosite is reacting to your Mega Blep!
Insane 26-Feb-18 07:01 PM
I don't understand anything and I probably never will
CanisChiroptera 26-Feb-18 07:02 PM
It's a fluffball's small pink tongue
Don't overthink, just appreciate (edited)
Insane 26-Feb-18 07:05 PM
No, I mean anything in general
CanisChiroptera 26-Feb-18 09:29 PM
Momma's having some trouble with the triplets (edited)
Espurresso 26-Feb-18 09:29 PM
stay strong, momma bat!!
Insane 26-Feb-18 09:41 PM
You have a bat?
Espurresso 26-Feb-18 09:42 PM
nah, bats don’t live very long outside of their brood since they’re very hiveminded (edited)
Insane 26-Feb-18 09:42 PM
True
CanisChiroptera 26-Feb-18 09:43 PM
Dude I wish
Also this is a Lasiurus species, and they're solitary, they don't have colonies, haha
Espurresso 26-Feb-18 09:44 PM
ooh
well, whatever
there’s still tons of health and safety risks when handling a bat, to both bat and human
but that’s expected with any animal
CanisChiroptera 26-Feb-18 09:45 PM
If you don't have the proper medications, yeah
Don't touch wild animals, kids
Espurresso 26-Feb-18 09:45 PM
you might get the BUBONICS
CanisChiroptera 26-Feb-18 09:45 PM
You might get the AIDS
Espurresso 26-Feb-18 09:46 PM
you might get EBOLAIDS
『N O B a d s』 26-Feb-18 09:46 PM
Bring a rifle just in case kids
CanisChiroptera 26-Feb-18 09:46 PM
You might get the CAIDSBOLA
Espurresso 26-Feb-18 09:46 PM
the thing stingrays that invaded pools had!
CanisChiroptera 26-Feb-18 09:46 PM
NICE
Espurresso 26-Feb-18 09:46 PM
AIDS. stingrAIDS.
CanisChiroptera 26-Feb-18 09:47 PM
The Meme Team pool is closed, folks
Espurresso 26-Feb-18 09:48 PM
the stingrAIDS have came, some men with afros and black dress wear said so
Insane 26-Feb-18 09:48 PM
Oh yeah Kat, Isaac had a gay attack today it was hilarious, and it all started because Eduardo called him gay, then Isaac got made saying he wasn't , and he called lexi a bitch
CanisChiroptera 26-Feb-18 09:49 PM
LOL
Insane 26-Feb-18 09:49 PM
Lol indeed
『N O B a d s』 26-Feb-18 09:49 PM
I need an expert in the ways of the gay to tell me how gay is this motherfucker
Espurresso 26-Feb-18 09:50 PM
the duality of Meme Team
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 26-Feb-18 09:53 PM
He is beyond Triple-Gay, Hella Gay, Infinity Gay, and even Gabe Gay
He is too far gone
『N O B a d s』 26-Feb-18 09:54 PM
Let me get my gay detector
Espurresso 26-Feb-18 09:55 PM
he’s his own rainbow of gay
『N O B a d s』 26-Feb-18 09:55 PM
and it flew out the window (edited)
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 26-Feb-18 09:55 PM
Noice
Radical
Insane 26-Feb-18 09:56 PM
My gay detector while pointed at Isaac literally flew into orbit around Jupiter and back to earth
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 26-Feb-18 09:57 PM
MEGALUL ULTRALUL MEGALUL ULTRALUL MEGALUL ULTRALUL MEGALUL ULTRALUL MEGALUL ULTRALUL MEGALUL ULTRALUL 👌 ULTRALUL MEGALUL ULTRALUL MEGALUL
Insane 26-Feb-18 10:03 PM
Heres my proof that my gay detector went off the charts
That little ball is my gay detector
『N O B a d s』 26-Feb-18 10:11 PM
N-N-N
NIGGI THATS A MOON
WishyBot 27-Feb-18 05:23 AM
@here IMPORTANT IM SORRY THIS ISN'T THE REAL CHANNEL
This is serious Make sure to warn everyone about this We don't know what he's planning to do anymore Your security and many other people's security is in dan...
CanisChiroptera 27-Feb-18 05:30 AM
Oh dear, I'm not sure what to make of this
I have seen the playing messages and to me they just come off as joking, and quite frankly idk if I can trust this
But the thing is you can never really be sure about this stuff
What do you guys think?
Somebody in the comment section claims NotSoBot used to have other permissions that a Discord staff member requested be removed, and it was. If this is true then I don't know about this.
One more thing is that the "1st proof" is kinda shoddy. "I have millions of images and they don't even take up a GB of space" I'm calling bullshit on. I have a folder that contains about 8,000 photos (somewhere around that) and it's a little over a GB. (edited)
Once again I'm not sure, I'd like to hear what you guys think.
Regardless, thanks for bringing this to our attention, Kort, I appreciate it
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 27-Feb-18 05:37 AM
This is not a #good-boys
CanisChiroptera 27-Feb-18 05:38 AM
Lol it kinda looks like it's making fun of this situation rn actually
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 27-Feb-18 05:39 AM
Hey, Photoshop bot is cool
CanisChiroptera 27-Feb-18 05:40 AM
Yeah, I really do hope this is all an overreaction
Also Waffles why the fuck are you awake
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 27-Feb-18 05:41 AM
I'm always awake at 5:30 AM
CanisChiroptera 27-Feb-18 05:41 AM
Oh okay
Mindwashed Metropolis 27-Feb-18 05:49 AM
What-
Mee6 BOT 27-Feb-18 09:03 AM
New post from /r/BatFacts Bats generally will avoid flying in bad weather, but they will brave the elements if they (or their pups) are hungry enough. by remotectrl Link https://i.imgur.com/6r0Hd7h.gifv Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/BatFacts/comments/80nfvg/bats_generally_will_avoid_flying_in_bad_weather/
Mee6 BOT 27-Feb-18 09:39 AM
New post from /r/batty Slightly off topic by remotectrl Link https://i.imgur.com/7wZJ3PK.gifv Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/80noo6/slightly_off_topic/
57 points and 5 comments so far on reddit
Blazing Chrome 27-Feb-18 11:53 AM
Bruh the video of bot have been removed-
CanisChiroptera 27-Feb-18 12:01 PM
SPOOKY
Blazing Chrome 27-Feb-18 12:13 PM
SUSPICIONS
TIME TO GET MY LAYTON HAT ON
I'm ready
For the puzzles
Mee6 BOT 27-Feb-18 12:38 PM
New post from /r/batty True Facts About The Fruit Bat by Legendtamer47 Link https://youtu.be/j_SjhcdF_J4 Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/80p1g5/true_facts_about_the_fruit_bat/
The majestic and dirty megabat. And Erik the microbat. And Lilly. Post to Facebook :: http://on.fb.me/138RILe Tweet This :: http://bit.ly/19CJQQT (you can ch...
3 points and 0 comments so far on reddit
Mee6 BOT 27-Feb-18 11:15 PM
New post from /r/batty /r/aww just doesn't understand by remotectrl Link https://i.redd.it/36vap5wnjri01.jpg Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/80tq2d/raww_just_doesnt_understand/
9 points and 2 comments so far on reddit
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 27-Feb-18 11:16 PM
squee
O MY FUCKING GOD (edited)
Boopidee 27-Feb-18 11:18 PM
Yo I'm late but that NotSoBot video is removed
It's all done now Sorry for the trouble My server if you all want to join: https://discord.gg/3znNerv
Blazing Chrome 28-Feb-18 03:55 AM
WHAT
HMMMMMMM???????
oh wait. Nvm
I was gonna get even more Layton hats on but the video is still up
Mee6 BOT 28-Feb-18 06:38 AM
New post from /r/batty Baby batman by Batusi_Nights Link https://i.imgur.com/6zCXX6U.gifv Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/80wh7g/baby_batman/
Mee6 BOT 28-Feb-18 08:56 AM
New post from /r/batty Detroit Zoo rescues 61 animals after sudden closure on Bat Zone in Pontiac, Michigan by hazen4eva Link https://www.clickondetroit.com/news/detroit-zoo-rescues-61-animals-after-sudden-closure-on-bat-zone-in-pontiac Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/80xgre/detroit_zoo_rescues_61_animals_after_sudden/
The Detroit Zoo will provide a home for 61 animals displaced by the sudden closure of a facility in Pontiac this month.
CanisChiroptera 28-Feb-18 09:28 AM
Alright, kids, we’re going to the Detroit Zoo
Edgy loaf alert
SquidSystem 28-Feb-18 12:23 PM
crawling in my loaf
『N O B a d s』 28-Feb-18 03:23 PM
GOD DAMMIT EMILY YOU BURNED IT
CanisChiroptera 28-Feb-18 03:29 PM
IT CAME THAT WAY, I SWEAR
I'M SUEING THE BAKERY
THEY KEEP BURNING MY LOAVES
SquidSystem 28-Feb-18 03:31 PM
a burnt loaf is good on the inside
『N O B a d s』 28-Feb-18 03:41 PM
Go to a different bakery next time
CanisChiroptera 28-Feb-18 03:42 PM
Idk the loaf's cuddling with me now so I guess it turned out for the better
SquidSystem 28-Feb-18 03:42 PM
loafus crofus
CanisChiroptera 28-Feb-18 05:00 PM
.batto
MTBot BOT 28-Feb-18 05:00 PM
CanisChiroptera 28-Feb-18 05:00 PM
I'VE BEEN BAMBOOZLED
『N O B a d s』 28-Feb-18 05:03 PM
What are you talking about
Looks like a bat to me
Espurresso 28-Feb-18 05:06 PM
that’s... a ptorgipus poliocephalus
CanisChiroptera 28-Feb-18 05:06 PM
BAT NERD JOKES, YESS
ILY
Espurresso 28-Feb-18 05:07 PM
ily2 ❤
Mee6 BOT 28-Feb-18 05:16 PM
New post from /r/BatFacts Ever chugged a gatorade during a workout? Less than 30% of that sugar is available to you right away. But for the Palla's Long-tongued Bat (Glossophaga soricina) (Glossophaga soricina) ∼78% of their energy can come from recently consumed sugars. They have the fastest metabolism of any mammal. by remotectrl Link https://i.imgur.com/UbFzXhA.jpg Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/BatFacts/comments/8115ef/ever_chugged_a_gatorade_during_a_workout_less/
New post from /r/BatFacts Ever chugged a Gatorade during a workout? Less than 30% of that sugar is available to you right away. But for the Palla's Long-tongued Bat (Glossophaga soricina) ∼78% of their energy can come from recently consumed sugars. They have the fastest metabolism of any mammal. by remotectrl Link https://i.imgur.com/UbFzXhA.jpg Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/BatFacts/comments/811619/ever_chugged_a_gatorade_during_a_workout_less/
CanisChiroptera 28-Feb-18 05:19 PM
Damn dude
Espurresso 28-Feb-18 05:19 PM
i want the metabolism of that bat
i wouldn’t be such a chubby piece of shit because of it :)
CanisChiroptera 28-Feb-18 05:20 PM
They blep a lot, too
Espurresso 28-Feb-18 05:20 PM
eee!!
CanisChiroptera 28-Feb-18 05:21 PM
Little too much pollen
『N O B a d s』 28-Feb-18 05:21 PM
Boop the snoot
CanisChiroptera 28-Feb-18 05:21 PM
And a momma
Espurresso 28-Feb-18 05:21 PM
so cute hh
Mee6 BOT 01-Mar-18 05:08 AM
New post from /r/batty Cute bat protocal by Themaleslayer Link https://i.redd.it/ywhgwg50a5j01.jpg Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/814v02/cute_bat_protocal/
49 points and 1 comments so far on reddit
CanisChiroptera 01-Mar-18 11:04 AM
Little boy's trying really hard to be scary
『N O B a d s』 01-Mar-18 03:21 PM
Oh you little boy no matter what you do you can’t scare me
Mee6 BOT 02-Mar-18 09:19 AM
New post from /r/BatFacts The Common Vampire Bat (Desmodus rotundus) has 18 teeth. The incisors and canines are enlarged to cut hosts and the molars are greatly reduced. by remotectrl Link https://imgur.com/a/lhbW1 Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/BatFacts/comments/81faqt/the_common_vampire_bat_desmodus_rotundus_has_18/
New post from /r/batty Austin Fundraiser for Merlin Tuttle’s Bat Conservation by remotectrl Link https://amplifyatx.ilivehereigivehere.org/merlintuttlesbatconservation Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/81fb7r/austin_fundraiser_for_merlin_tuttles_bat/
Inspiring bat conservation worldwide.
Mee6 BOT 02-Mar-18 01:07 PM
New post from /r/batty A few weeks ago I made a bat plushie out of boredom. I now have a colony of bats for those who are interested. by PeepsPanda Link https://i.redd.it/mipkzmkv0ej01.jpg Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/81g2gi/a_few_weeks_ago_i_made_a_bat_plushie_out_of/
Mee6 BOT 02-Mar-18 07:34 PM
New post from /r/batty The only reason I check facebook is for new bat videos by remotectrl Link https://www.facebook.com/DeepLookPBS/videos/805076703010244/ Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/81l79h/the_only_reason_i_check_facebook_is_for_new_bat/
Bats have a brilliant way to find prey in the dark: echolocation. But to many of the moths they eat, that natural sonar is as loud as a jet engine. So some bats have hit on a sneakier, scrappier way...
CanisChiroptera 02-Mar-18 08:30 PM
LOOK AT THEIR FLIPS
LOOK AT HIS FACE
he sniff
he boing
he crunch munch
Espurresso 02-Mar-18 08:34 PM
he gonna munch he gonna crunch
CanisChiroptera 02-Mar-18 08:35 PM
he mlem
he raah
he smile
he have very boopable nose
he confuse
And, finally
he loaf
...and he change color just for good measure
oh wait he back
now he laff cause he tricked you
now he apologize cause he love you
he's a good boy
Espurresso 02-Mar-18 08:45 PM
yes
Boopidee 02-Mar-18 09:19 PM
Wholesome story
Espurresso 02-Mar-18 09:26 PM
i want one as a pet
in fact, i want many
so i can appear out of a swirling cloud of bats
Mee6 BOT 03-Mar-18 01:28 PM
1 points and 0 comments so far on reddit
CanisChiroptera 03-Mar-18 01:29 PM
Did you just "ew" that boy
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 03-Mar-18 01:30 PM
Billstare
Blazing Chrome 03-Mar-18 01:30 PM
Cute
Espurresso 03-Mar-18 01:31 PM
BANNED FOR BEING MEAN TO BATTOS
『N O B a d s』 03-Mar-18 01:31 PM
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Espurresso 03-Mar-18 03:05 PM
quill is laying on me
i’m partially laying down and he just plops down on me
Blazing Chrome 03-Mar-18 03:06 PM
That's what great boys do. Plop on their friends
Mee6 BOT 03-Mar-18 08:50 PM
New post from /r/BatFacts Since wind turbines create low pressure systems, when bats fly near the turbines they can't handle it and their lungs explode. :( by Yamez6 Link https://media.treehugger.com/assets/images/2011/10/scientists-bat-deaths-wind-turbines.jpg Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/BatFacts/comments/81vjij/since_wind_turbines_create_low_pressure_systems/
『N O B a d s』 03-Mar-18 09:03 PM
Blazing Chrome 03-Mar-18 09:03 PM
OHMYGOSH IT'S TOO CUTW
『N O B a d s』 03-Mar-18 09:03 PM
My bean dog
Blazing Chrome 03-Mar-18 09:03 PM
FATDOGGOCUTEDOGGO
Mee6 BOT 04-Mar-18 09:49 AM
New post from /r/batty Two different batrito flavors by remotectrl Link https://i.imgur.com/OHyYcYa.gifv Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/81yqw4/two_different_batrito_flavors/
83 points and 4 comments so far on reddit
CanisChiroptera 04-Mar-18 10:53 AM
AWW
SquidSystem 05-Mar-18 08:52 AM
doggo jumpscare
SquidSystem 05-Mar-18 11:35 AM
what a batto
『N O B a d s』 05-Mar-18 03:33 PM
.batto
MTBot BOT 05-Mar-18 03:34 PM
SquidSystem 05-Mar-18 03:36 PM
.batto
MTBot BOT 05-Mar-18 03:36 PM
SquidSystem 05-Mar-18 03:36 PM
I'm curious
is it a flock or a swarm of bats
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 05-Mar-18 03:37 PM
Swarm
I think
Ask Emily
Espurresso 05-Mar-18 03:47 PM
sometimes colony, sometimes camp
so saying “a colony of bats” is interchangeable with “a camp of bats”
『N O B a d s』 05-Mar-18 03:48 PM
What if the bats were all astronauts
SquidSystem 05-Mar-18 04:37 PM
batstronauts
『N O B a d s』 05-Mar-18 04:38 PM
Lunar Bat Colony
CanisChiroptera 05-Mar-18 05:17 PM
Colony, don't think I've ever heard it called a camp, haha
But that kinda sounds like it could be a thing so hey it could be
SquidSystem 05-Mar-18 06:51 PM
what about a floofer of bats
Mee6 BOT 05-Mar-18 06:58 PM
What do you guys think? Is it accurate and does it lag a long time? Are there any other small bat detectors that I would be able to take through...
CanisChiroptera 05-Mar-18 07:46 PM
Attention, Wessex is in prime cinnamon roll position
『N O B a d s』 05-Mar-18 07:46 PM
Speaking of wessex
CanisChiroptera 05-Mar-18 07:47 PM
『N O B a d s』 05-Mar-18 07:48 PM
So today at lunch I had brought every flavored jelley beans from the Harry Potter place in universal studios and so I gave some to the people here in hell and one of those people was the second coming of Chris Chan and now he’s suing me for attempted murder I need a lawyer (edited)
CanisChiroptera 05-Mar-18 07:48 PM
I'm sure he's used to cases like this
Lmao he sat up as soon as I said that
He's ready to take your case
『N O B a d s』 05-Mar-18 07:49 PM
Thank you
I will pay in these Mexican chips ahoy which are far more superior than American chips ahoy
CanisChiroptera 05-Mar-18 07:50 PM
Works for me-- uh, him
Espurresso 05-Mar-18 10:13 PM
oh no, poor baby
Mee6 BOT 06-Mar-18 06:45 AM
New post from /r/batty Rock-a-bye batty by Batusi_Nights Link https://i.imgur.com/auQfCcR.gifv Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/82ezfj/rockabye_batty/
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CanisChiroptera 06-Mar-18 09:47 AM
School's bad rn so I'ma post batties
I love mastiff bat's smiles
Mindwashed Metropolis 06-Mar-18 09:52 AM
Ye
CanisChiroptera 06-Mar-18 09:56 AM
Little bent-wing bat ♥
Mlem
Raah
This is my hole
Mlem
Mee6 BOT 06-Mar-18 02:36 PM
Been seeing bats fluttering around at twilight in the woods where I live. I want to identify them but don't know how to go about it because it's...
Mee6 BOT 06-Mar-18 03:12 PM
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Mee6 BOT 06-Mar-18 06:24 PM
New post from /r/BatFacts What is the best way to get nectar from a flower? Bats of the Glossophaginae subfamily use their tongue like a spoon while bats in the Lonchophyllinae subfamily use their tongues like a straw. Both groups are in the Phyllostomidae family, the New World Leaf-nosed Bats. by remotectrl Link https://i.imgur.com/kMfIN1V.gifv Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/BatFacts/comments/82kn7o/what_is_the_best_way_to_get_nectar_from_a_flower/
Mee6 BOT 07-Mar-18 09:42 AM
New post from /r/batty Just a peak by remotectrl Link https://i.imgur.com/2dQ1xwH.jpg Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/82pk8j/just_a_peak/
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Mee6 BOT 07-Mar-18 08:03 PM
New post from /r/batty Tent Bat - Origami Tutorial by remotectrl Link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcdLr9nVFmE Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/82u55b/tent_bat_origami_tutorial/
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New post from /r/BatFacts The Tent-making Bat (Uroderma bilobatum) builds its own shelters by chewing the veins of large leaves. Collapsing a frond in this way may take up to 80 bites! by remotectrl Link https://i.imgur.com/TivYdh4.gifv Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/BatFacts/comments/82u5uh/the_tentmaking_bat_uroderma_bilobatum_builds_its/
CanisChiroptera 07-Mar-18 10:18 PM
Pinned a message.
Brb making 17,000 of these
『N O B a d s』 07-Mar-18 10:20 PM
Oh god it’s waffles with his boats all over again (edited)
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 07-Mar-18 10:20 PM
I still have some
『N O B a d s』 07-Mar-18 10:21 PM
Good fuel for the fire I will start soon
CanisChiroptera 07-Mar-18 10:48 PM
The baby bat screamed out in fright, “turn on the dark, I’m afraid of the light!” ~ Shel Silverstein
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 07-Mar-18 10:48 PM
I like this person
Espurresso 08-Mar-18 07:33 AM
PURE
CanisChiroptera 08-Mar-18 09:51 AM
LITTLE BOY
『N O B a d s』 08-Mar-18 03:22 PM
Wow that’s a small boy
CanisChiroptera 08-Mar-18 07:57 PM
I want one
CanisChiroptera 08-Mar-18 09:29 PM
YO I LOVE BLACK MASTIFFS
THEY'RE VERY GOOD BOYS
Also gonna transfer some cat pictures in here 'cause you guys might like 'em please stand by
Is that not the most photogenic boy you've ever seen
Longboi
『N O B a d s』 08-Mar-18 09:34 PM
So yeah can we sue snow
Mee6 BOT 09-Mar-18 07:37 AM
New post from /r/batty How bats pee by Batusi_Nights Link https://i.imgur.com/bu5QgxA.gifv Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/836rcd/how_bats_pee/
38 points and 3 comments so far on reddit
Boopidee 09-Mar-18 09:29 AM
I DID NOT NEED TO SEE THAT TODAY
CanisChiroptera 09-Mar-18 09:38 AM
The more you know, I guess
CanisChiroptera 09-Mar-18 11:30 AM
I love this picture, it's gorgeous
And this one
SquidSystem 09-Mar-18 01:03 PM
doggos
CanisChiroptera 09-Mar-18 08:54 PM
Festive boye
Espurresso 09-Mar-18 08:55 PM
CanisChiroptera 09-Mar-18 08:55 PM
Insane 09-Mar-18 08:55 PM
10/10 batto
CanisChiroptera 09-Mar-18 08:56 PM
Twirly boye
Mee6 BOT 10-Mar-18 12:15 PM
Follow the fun adventures of Angelina, Annabella and Scarlett as they encounter "Bats! The Creatures of the Night," in their fun and exciting new show!
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CanisChiroptera 10-Mar-18 01:44 PM
Idk who that is but there’s a straw-coloured fruit bat so I’m sold
Mee6 BOT 10-Mar-18 08:40 PM
New post from /r/batty Common Vampire face I drew by RetroThePyroMain Link https://i.redd.it/dlvz97exb2l01.jpg Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/83kmhc/common_vampire_face_i_drew/
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Boopidee 10-Mar-18 10:06 PM
.challenge
NotSoBot BOT 10-Mar-18 10:06 PM
Boopidee 10-Mar-18 10:06 PM
Wait no
Mee6 BOT 11-Mar-18 06:56 AM
It just had to be done. So this morning a commenter on the last video said: "Watch this upside down... it’s like they’re balancing on one leg, practicing bal...
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Mee6 BOT 11-Mar-18 12:49 PM
New post from /r/batty Batty and his stuffy by Reporter_at_large Link https://i.redd.it/j4jb9oqvl6l01.jpg Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/83oqlq/batty_and_his_stuffy/
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Mee6 BOT 11-Mar-18 08:57 PM
New post from /r/BatFacts Honduran White Bats (Ectophylla alba) save them a great deal of energy by converting large leaves into tents. Their energy expenditure may increase up to 50% when roosting under an unmodified leaf. by remotectrl Link https://i.imgur.com/zqpBsak.gifv Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/BatFacts/comments/83rxnw/honduran_white_bats_ectophylla_alba_save_them_a/
CanisChiroptera 11-Mar-18 10:12 PM
Very photogenic boye
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 11-Mar-18 10:14 PM
Pin one of these so I can easily find them
CanisChiroptera 11-Mar-18 10:14 PM
Pinned a message.
If it helps he’s got eumelanin dilution and saddled patterning, likely dominant SS (>50% white coloring) alleles
His head patch is detached from the saddle and he’s got a white stripe on the side of his ear
『N O B a d s』 11-Mar-18 10:15 PM
Wait cats have genes
CanisChiroptera 11-Mar-18 10:16 PM
No, Gabe, they’re 3D-printed and painted by Bob Ross
『N O B a d s』 11-Mar-18 10:16 PM
I thought they were loaves of bread with certain flavors
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 11-Mar-18 10:16 PM
Everything has genes
Lmao
『N O B a d s』 11-Mar-18 10:16 PM
Even loaves of bread
CanisChiroptera 11-Mar-18 10:16 PM
Lmaoo
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 11-Mar-18 10:16 PM
Yes
CanisChiroptera 11-Mar-18 10:16 PM
Well Wessex is half baked and half undercooked, in that case
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 11-Mar-18 10:17 PM
He's high?
『N O B a d s』 11-Mar-18 10:17 PM
No he’s just dough with some brown sugar
CanisChiroptera 11-Mar-18 10:18 PM
Blue sugar, technically
『N O B a d s』 11-Mar-18 10:18 PM
I see
Now I’m trying to find out what is a dog actually
CanisChiroptera 11-Mar-18 10:19 PM
Dogs are caterpillar/bear hybrids
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 11-Mar-18 10:22 PM
HYPERTHINKBUTFAST
How do a bear and a caterpillar fuck?
CanisChiroptera 11-Mar-18 10:22 PM
Uhh Internet?
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 11-Mar-18 10:23 PM
That works
Mee6 BOT 12-Mar-18 08:02 AM
New post from /r/batty Flying fox eating a fig by Batusi_Nights Link https://i.imgur.com/IX5cMxd.gifv Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/83v6k3/flying_fox_eating_a_fig/
Mee6 BOT 12-Mar-18 11:55 AM
WASHINGTON – Bats are the longest-lived mammals relative to body size and a species called the greater mouse-eared bat lives especially long. Researchers now have unlocked some of this bat’s …
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CanisChiroptera 12-Mar-18 12:03 PM
Good boy live long time
SquidSystem 12-Mar-18 02:40 PM
what about good boy points they gotta help
Mee6 BOT 12-Mar-18 02:42 PM
New post from /r/batty Mexican free-tailed bat; this cutie’s wing was tangled in hair and she was soaked. After helping her and gently placing her on a cloth so she could dry/warm up, she fell asleep. by JessTheEgg Link https://i.redd.it/vm9qo759vdl01.jpg Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/83xoyq/mexican_freetailed_bat_this_cuties_wing_was/
CanisChiroptera 12-Mar-18 02:43 PM
Pinned a message.
This is way too pure
Too many fuzzy noses, which to boop first
Boopidee 12-Mar-18 03:47 PM
ALL OF THEM
Mee6 BOT 13-Mar-18 11:20 AM
New post from /r/BatFacts Up to sixty Tent-making Bats (Uroderma bilobatum) will use a tent at any one time. These tents may last as long as two months. by remotectrl Link https://i.imgur.com/xsSOh6N.jpg Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/BatFacts/comments/844xcz/up_to_sixty_tentmaking_bats_uroderma_bilobatum/
CanisChiroptera 14-Mar-18 09:30 AM
Have a nice loaf to help you get through the morning (edited)
Mee6 BOT 14-Mar-18 11:53 AM
New post from /r/batty Merlin Tuttle’s Bat Conservation is currently in Panama surveying bats. You can see live videos and pictures from their trip on their Facebook page. by remotectrl Link https://facebook.com/pg/MerlinTuttlesBatConservation/posts/?ref=page_internal&mt_nav=1 Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/84duis/merlin_tuttles_bat_conservation_is_currently_in/
Merlin Tuttle's Bat Conservation, Austin. 5,022 likes · 612 talking about this. Merlin Tuttle's bat photographs and conservation experience provide a firm foundation for bat conservation efforts...
Mee6 BOT 14-Mar-18 02:46 PM
by Anders Hedenström Flight in animals is energetically very costly, but because of its speed it can result in an overall relatively low cost of transport that allows birds, bats and insects to perform seasonal migrations. However, economic tran...
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Mee6 BOT 14-Mar-18 03:40 PM
New post from /r/batty Desmodus rotundus Profile Page by RetroThePyroMain Link https://i.redd.it/szlpmr0tdrl01.jpg Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/84ew98/desmodus_rotundus_profile_page/
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New post from /r/batty Vampyrum spectrum Profile Page (I can’t draw the face right now, I’ll do that when I have a “good drawing” day) by RetroThePyroMain Link https://i.redd.it/bodurwa1erl01.jpg Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/84ewnf/vampyrum_spectrum_profile_page_i_cant_draw_the/
CanisChiroptera 14-Mar-18 03:42 PM
youtried
Mee6 BOT 14-Mar-18 05:50 PM
Hello I am just wondering if the USA have any laws and regulations that are specifically for bats Here in the UK we have laws to protect bats and...
CanisChiroptera 14-Mar-18 06:34 PM
p!silence
Mee6 BOT 14-Mar-18 08:04 PM
New post from /r/batty A Cute Thing Made by u/peepspanda by cones_of_dunceshire Link https://i.redd.it/18140ita3tl01.jpg Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/84hmg8/a_cute_thing_made_by_upeepspanda/
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Mee6 BOT 14-Mar-18 11:31 PM
New post from /r/batty Prince of Darkness, Master of the Night...just really wants some banana ☺ by nohissyfits Link https://i.imgur.com/7sSc05O.jpg Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/84jcbk/prince_of_darkness_master_of_the_nightjust_really/
Espurresso 15-Mar-18 12:00 AM
i agree
Mee6 BOT 15-Mar-18 12:23 AM
New post from /r/BatFacts The Fish-eating Myotis (Myotis vivesi) can drink sea water. It hunts in marine environments and its feces changes color depending on whether its eaten fish, shrimp, or insects. by remotectrl Link https://i.imgur.com/CXBvuMC.gifv Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/BatFacts/comments/84jo60/the_fisheating_myotis_myotis_vivesi_can_drink_sea/
CanisChiroptera 15-Mar-18 12:23 AM
I didn't know that!
Fish-eating myotis are fascinating, but I didn't know they could drink sea water
CanisChiroptera 15-Mar-18 09:22 AM
Pokécord BOT 15-Mar-18 09:22 AM
A wild pokémon has appeared!
Guess the pokémon and type p!catch <pokémon> to catch it!
SquidSystem 15-Mar-18 12:03 PM
p!catch Skiddo
Pokécord BOT 15-Mar-18 12:03 PM
Congratulations @SquidSystem! You caught a Skiddo!
Mee6 BOT 15-Mar-18 12:23 PM
New post from /r/batty Petting a bat to sleep by Batusi_Nights Link https://i.imgur.com/99iNayk.gifv Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/84mqsi/petting_a_bat_to_sleep/
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『N O B a d s』 15-Mar-18 09:33 PM
Can someone tell the difference
Mindwashed Metropolis 16-Mar-18 05:44 AM
the second one is toasted
Mee6 BOT 16-Mar-18 07:30 AM
New post from /r/batty We can't stop here. This is bat country! by Batusi_Nights Link https://i.imgur.com/9Oaz2Y5.gifv Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/batty/comments/84vts3/we_cant_stop_here_this_is_bat_country/
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Boopidee 16-Mar-18 08:37 AM
Doggo
SquidSystem 16-Mar-18 11:57 AM
canine time
CanisChiroptera 16-Mar-18 05:20 PM
FLUFFY BOY
Canadian tiger swallowtail. We get a lot of these in the summer.
CanisChiroptera 16-Mar-18 08:57 PM
CanisChiroptera 16-Mar-18 09:32 PM
Mindwashed Metropolis 17-Mar-18 08:16 AM
I don't know if it's a boy or a girl but
We found a ducky outside of Olive Garden yesterday
He peek
『N O B a d s』 17-Mar-18 09:10 AM
Why is there always ducks near Olive Gardens
SquidSystem 17-Mar-18 09:13 AM
Olive Gardens are like beacons to ducks
they're drawn to them
Mindwashed Metropolis 17-Mar-18 09:23 AM
^
Mee6 BOT 17-Mar-18 01:41 PM
Mee6 BOT 18-Mar-18 08:33 AM
I'd love to put some bat houses in my yard. Unfortunately, my backyard is north-facing and abuts right up to an old growth forest, so it's very...
Mee6 BOT 18-Mar-18 11:48 AM
New post from /r/BatFacts In humans, a bicornate uterus is a type of uterine malformation, but in bats it is normal. Most bat species have just one relatively large pup each year. by remotectrl Link https://i.imgur.com/Fpofi9q.gifv Thread https://www.reddit.com/r/BatFacts/comments/85cjbj/in_humans_a_bicornate_uterus_is_a_type_of_uterine/
Espurresso 20-Mar-18 08:25 PM
Espurresso 21-Mar-18 12:32 AM
Espurresso 21-Mar-18 12:39 AM
all these because he wants food
『N O B a d s』 21-Mar-18 08:18 AM
Explain yourself Emily
MEE6 BOT 21-Mar-18 08:38 AM
Post Author
/u/Batusi_Nights
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CanisChiroptera 22-Mar-18 03:27 PM
What he doin
『N O B a d s』 22-Mar-18 03:27 PM
HE GOING THROUGH TIME AND SPACE (edited)
WATCH AS HE GOES NYOOM
CanisChiroptera 22-Mar-18 03:28 PM
He’s blocking out this accursed world
『N O B a d s』 22-Mar-18 03:29 PM
Not now we need to see two of the best lawyers go against each other in court
CanisChiroptera 22-Mar-18 03:31 PM
I've been blessed
『N O B a d s』 22-Mar-18 03:31 PM
And now he owns your hand
CanisChiroptera 22-Mar-18 03:31 PM
Worth it
Pokécord BOT 22-Mar-18 03:31 PM
Congratulations CanisChiroptera! my gemsona xd is now level 28!
『N O B a d s』 22-Mar-18 03:32 PM
p!info
Pokécord BOT 22-Mar-18 03:32 PM
Professor Oak
Level 17 "Bestest Floof"
69/493XP Nature: Sassy HP: 59 Attack: 28 Defense: 29 Sp. Atk: 39 Sp. Def: 33 Speed: 22
Espurresso 22-Mar-18 03:32 PM
CanisChiroptera 22-Mar-18 03:32 PM
Good hand-warmer
『N O B a d s』 22-Mar-18 03:33 PM
CanisChiroptera 22-Mar-18 03:34 PM
Someone left this one in the oven too long
『N O B a d s』 22-Mar-18 03:34 PM
It’s still a good dog
CanisChiroptera 22-Mar-18 03:34 PM
Very good doggo
Espurresso 22-Mar-18 11:10 PM
my legs are property of quill
MEE6 BOT 23-Mar-18 09:19 AM
Espurresso 23-Mar-18 10:25 AM
good boy
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 23-Mar-18 01:21 PM
My dog
MEE6 BOT 24-Mar-18 12:56 PM
Post Author
/u/yemekkasabasi
Content Warning
None
『N O B a d s』 24-Mar-18 10:53 PM
Look what I found in my house
Espurresso 24-Mar-18 11:12 PM
FLOOFER
MEE6 BOT 25-Mar-18 01:54 AM
Post Author
/u/remotectrl
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MEE6 BOT 25-Mar-18 09:59 AM
Espurresso 25-Mar-18 01:59 PM
Not sure what breed of bat this is but it looks cute! - ` •marley52710 ' - Google+
Espurresso 25-Mar-18 02:46 PM
he owns my hand now
CanisChiroptera 25-Mar-18 07:03 PM
That "breed" is a newly-discovered species often called the badger bat!
Pokécord BOT 25-Mar-18 07:03 PM
A wild pokémon has appeared!
Guess the pokémon and type p!catch <pokémon> to catch it!
Espurresso 25-Mar-18 07:03 PM
p!catch nidoran
Pokécord BOT 25-Mar-18 07:03 PM
Congratulations @Espurresso! You caught a Nidoran♀!
CanisChiroptera 25-Mar-18 07:03 PM
They're good boys would recommend
Espurresso 25-Mar-18 07:03 PM
ahh the pied bat
an incredigood boy
CanisChiroptera 25-Mar-18 07:04 PM
Even when mad they look chill
Espurresso 25-Mar-18 07:04 PM
big floof
why don’t they call it the dalmation bat
CanisChiroptera 25-Mar-18 07:05 PM
Or the panda bat
Espurresso 25-Mar-18 07:05 PM
fact: the person who discovered it was going to name it panda bat but decided to go with pied bat
CanisChiroptera 25-Mar-18 07:06 PM
Awesome, didn't know that
I guess it was so it'd fit with the little pied bat
They like to smile for the camera
Espurresso 25-Mar-18 07:08 PM
bweeeh!
CanisChiroptera 25-Mar-18 07:08 PM
p!catch emolga
Pokécord BOT 25-Mar-18 07:08 PM
Congratulations @CanisChiroptera! You caught a Emolga!
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 25-Mar-18 10:51 PM
Espurresso 25-Mar-18 10:52 PM
GOOD
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 25-Mar-18 10:54 PM
Espurresso 25-Mar-18 11:00 PM
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 25-Mar-18 11:00 PM
Espurresso 25-Mar-18 11:00 PM
STANFORD REAL
absol 25-Mar-18 11:00 PM
y e s
CanisChiroptera 25-Mar-18 11:00 PM
The author of the journals...
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 25-Mar-18 11:01 PM
『N O B a d s』 25-Mar-18 11:04 PM
Why did they name them dobby
Pokécord BOT 25-Mar-18 11:04 PM
A wild pokémon has appeared!
Guess the pokémon and type p!catch <pokémon> to catch it!
『N O B a d s』 25-Mar-18 11:04 PM
p!catch lurantus
Pokécord BOT 25-Mar-18 11:04 PM
This is the wrong pokémon!
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 25-Mar-18 11:04 PM
Espurresso 25-Mar-18 11:04 PM
p!catch lurantis
Pokécord BOT 25-Mar-18 11:04 PM
Congratulations @Espurresso! You caught a Lurantis!
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 25-Mar-18 11:05 PM
『N O B a d s』 25-Mar-18 11:05 PM
Why did you send a picture of the ground
CanisChiroptera 26-Mar-18 12:59 AM
CanisChiroptera 26-Mar-18 01:15 AM
absol 26-Mar-18 01:45 AM
CanisChiroptera 26-Mar-18 01:45 AM
absol 26-Mar-18 01:46 AM
CanisChiroptera 26-Mar-18 01:46 AM
Espurresso 26-Mar-18 01:51 AM
CanisChiroptera 26-Mar-18 01:51 AM
absol 26-Mar-18 01:56 AM
* For licensing / permission to use: Contact - licensing(at)jukinmediadotcom My wonderful German Shepherd, Sami, has always had a motherly side to her even t...
CanisChiroptera 26-Mar-18 01:57 AM
One dog was feeling very bubbly and showcased its playful skills.
MEE6 BOT 26-Mar-18 07:20 AM
Post Author
/u/Batusi_Nights
Content Warning
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『N O B a d s』 26-Mar-18 11:20 PM
I require your bestest boyes
CanisChiroptera 26-Mar-18 11:20 PM
Scroll up, there's a ton of best boys
Espurresso 26-Mar-18 11:20 PM
CanisChiroptera 26-Mar-18 11:21 PM
I want Quill snuggles :(
Espurresso 26-Mar-18 11:21 PM
『N O B a d s』 26-Mar-18 11:21 PM
You mind if I borrow quill for a few hours
Espurresso 26-Mar-18 11:22 PM
maybe
Espurresso 27-Mar-18 01:07 AM
MEE6 BOT 27-Mar-18 04:58 AM
Post Author
/u/remotectrl
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Blazing Chrome 27-Mar-18 07:32 AM
idk if it counts but this reminds me of all the good boys and girls here
Espurresso 27-Mar-18 11:54 AM
quill snugs are the best
Espurresso 27-Mar-18 01:04 PM
#awesome, #america, #wow, #stupid, #funny
CanisChiroptera 27-Mar-18 02:05 PM
Good crocco
Espurresso 27-Mar-18 04:37 PM
there’s bats in my neighborhood!!
『N O B a d s』 27-Mar-18 04:41 PM
I’ll be there soon
Espurresso 27-Mar-18 04:43 PM
they circle around our smol pond and catch the bugs on the water
Espurresso 27-Mar-18 08:26 PM
me and absol are looking at the bats by our lake
『N O B a d s』 27-Mar-18 08:26 PM
-heavy breathing-
CanisChiroptera 27-Mar-18 08:27 PM
Oh wonderful! How many are out there?
I'm guessing they don't migrate in Cali 'cause it's always warm. Our battos aren't back yet
Then again not all species migrate, so who knows
We've got Lasiurus species year-round 'cause they're fluffy enough to stand the cold, haha
Espurresso 27-Mar-18 08:29 PM
lots
CanisChiroptera 27-Mar-18 08:29 PM
Oh amazing. Wish I could be there with you guys ♥
Espurresso 27-Mar-18 08:29 PM
they’re circling around the water for bugs
『N O B a d s』 27-Mar-18 08:30 PM
Just pay some geese to get you over here
Espurresso 27-Mar-18 08:30 PM
it’s hard to see them cause it’s so dark, but they’re there
CanisChiroptera 27-Mar-18 08:32 PM
I see them over the water in your first photo! How wonderful <33
You guys probably have an awesome view of them with that light, eh?
Pokécord BOT 27-Mar-18 08:32 PM
Congratulations CanisChiroptera! Tuff is now level 16!
Espurresso 27-Mar-18 08:33 PM
yep!
all i can tell is that they’re small and i can see some fuzz
are there any bats in cali that eat water-based bugs? as in bugs that live in water-
Pokécord BOT 27-Mar-18 08:34 PM
Congratulations Espurresso! Monster Pocket is now level 24!
Espurresso 27-Mar-18 08:34 PM
well i mean of course there is but any particular species?
CanisChiroptera 27-Mar-18 08:34 PM
Most insectivorous bats will hunt over the water, haha, so not exactly anything in particular
If it helps, the average wingspan of a little brown bat is around eight inches (edited)
Espurresso 27-Mar-18 08:35 PM
hmm can’t really tell from afar but from what it looks like you’re spot on with the wingspan of these guys
CanisChiroptera 27-Mar-18 08:36 PM
Well considering how common little browns are it's likely, haha. A lot of Myotis species look really, really similar though so identifying one in the air is pretty much impossible. If they're that small, though, it's definitely a Myotis of some sort.
Espurresso 27-Mar-18 08:37 PM
they’re about the size of around a medium moth
CanisChiroptera 27-Mar-18 08:37 PM
Yep, definitely Myotis, they can totally pass as moths from afar, haha. Won't stop 'em from eating them anyway!
Espurresso 27-Mar-18 08:39 PM
these guys eat where the ducks live, you’d think they’d have some sort of animosity but they’re mindful of one another
CanisChiroptera 27-Mar-18 08:44 PM
Damn, the bat detector I want is $180
Actually maybe I don't need it with the ID-- nevermind the one without is actually more expensive
Espurresso 27-Mar-18 08:47 PM
I NEED
『N O B a d s』 27-Mar-18 08:48 PM
AND I HAD THE MONEY FOR IT
CanisChiroptera 27-Mar-18 08:48 PM
SAME IT'S PERFECT
absol 27-Mar-18 08:48 PM
GWfroggyZoomeyes
I want
Espurresso 27-Mar-18 08:48 PM
btw what game did you get with your switch gabe
CanisChiroptera 27-Mar-18 08:48 PM
I'll likely need this for my studies so that'll be my excuse
Pokécord BOT 27-Mar-18 08:48 PM
Congratulations CanisChiroptera! Tuff is now level 17!
『N O B a d s』 27-Mar-18 08:48 PM
Splatoon 2
Espurresso 27-Mar-18 08:48 PM
HOOD
GOOD
『N O B a d s』 27-Mar-18 08:49 PM
But you see
CanisChiroptera 27-Mar-18 08:49 PM
Also this
Espurresso 27-Mar-18 08:49 PM
good
『N O B a d s』 27-Mar-18 08:49 PM
MY INTERNET IS HELLA GAY AND I CANT PLAY SALMON RUN FOR MORE THAN 2 MINUETS
Espurresso 27-Mar-18 09:32 PM
y’all think big cats are scary?
miss gaby 7w7 - Google+
well
absol 27-Mar-18 09:32 PM
Cyoot
Espurresso 27-Mar-18 09:32 PM
there’s more btw
『N O B a d s』 27-Mar-18 09:33 PM
Did you know you can adopt a tiger
CanisChiroptera 27-Mar-18 09:36 PM
Big cats are scary 'cause they are basically the perfect predators, but on the other hand they're really fuckin adorable, so
Espurresso 27-Mar-18 10:37 PM
reminder
this evolved from wolves
CanisChiroptera 27-Mar-18 10:38 PM
GIVE QUILL
Espurresso 27-Mar-18 10:39 PM
IM SO BLESSED RN
HE’S ON MY LEG
CanisChiroptera 27-Mar-18 10:40 PM
GIVE
Espurresso 27-Mar-18 10:43 PM
CanisChiroptera 27-Mar-18 10:44 PM
It seems big floofer hast abandoned you
Espurresso 27-Mar-18 10:45 PM
yeah, i wanted to be covered by the blanket and have him lay on me as well but we can’t all have nice things :((
Espurresso 28-Mar-18 12:55 AM
QUILL JUST TWITCHED HIMSELF AWAKE
AAAA
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CanisChiroptera 28-Mar-18 10:09 AM
A handful of battos
Espurresso 28-Mar-18 10:53 AM
that’s some very good boys
Espurresso 28-Mar-18 11:22 AM
there is a big fluff on me (edited)
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 28-Mar-18 11:24 AM
Every picture of Quill is a treasure
Espurresso 28-Mar-18 11:36 AM
『N O B a d s』 28-Mar-18 11:58 AM
winkBOYE
Espurresso 28-Mar-18 02:11 PM
CanisChiroptera 28-Mar-18 02:13 PM
quill pls
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We're putting up a couple boxes this weekend, I want to reduce the impact of the lighting around our house too (Hoping for some lighting bugs!)... but I'm limited in what I can do since it's a rental. I thought I could swap out lightbulbs for some lower wattage stuff, but I should I try for a specific light, like a warmer red or something?
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CanisChiroptera 29-Mar-18 09:29 AM
@Boopidee
MEE6 BOT 29-Mar-18 11:38 AM
Greetings, r/batty! Like the title says, I just discovered I have bats. Quite a few of them, actually. I knew I had one bat living on one side of my house that I discovered last year, and I even recently built a bat house for him, assuming he had friends he could invite over. Well, the other day, I discovered a whole bunch of them living in the siding on the opposite side of my house. I caught some video of them all flying out at sunset yesterday, but I can definitely do better since I know where they are now. Anyway, I have a lot of questions, and I thought I could get some answers here. First off, how do I get them to not live in MY house, but in the one I built for them? They are in the spaces in the siding on the windowsill on the east side of my house (where I discovered the single one last year), and I just discovered at least a dozen or so on the west side of my house as well. The west side bats are also in the siding of the house on a corner, and I think they're going in to multiple spots. Can I just put up the bat house, smear some of their guano by the entrance, and hope for the best? Am I going to need multiple bat houses on both sides of my house or will they figure out the house I made them is big enough for all of them? Obviously, I want to take care of them, and I'm super excited for my new little discovery, but what else can I do to ensure their health and happiness? I want to keep them close to where they are now, and don't want to harm them at all. Am I going to need to tear apart where they were going in to remove any guano that might be in the walls? I think they might be deeper than just right in the spaces in the siding... I don't know how long they've been there, but I think it's been a little while.
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CanisChiroptera 29-Mar-18 11:39 AM
Dear lordy
Pokécord BOT 29-Mar-18 11:39 AM
A wild pokémon has appeared!
Guess the pokémon and type p!catch <pokémon> to catch it!
CanisChiroptera 29-Mar-18 11:46 AM
Espurresso 29-Mar-18 01:02 PM
CanisChiroptera 29-Mar-18 01:04 PM
Blazing Chrome 29-Mar-18 01:04 PM
🥑 🥑 🥑 🥑 🥑 🥑 🥑 🥑 🥑 🥑 🥑 🥑 🥑 🥑 🥑 🥑 🥑 🥑 🥑 🥑
CanisChiroptera 29-Mar-18 01:04 PM
Blazing Chrome 29-Mar-18 01:04 PM
Avocado for thr good boys
Pokécord BOT 29-Mar-18 01:04 PM
A wild pokémon has appeared!
Guess the pokémon and type p!catch <pokémon> to catch it!
CanisChiroptera 29-Mar-18 01:04 PM
p!catch trapinch
Pokécord BOT 29-Mar-18 01:04 PM
Congratulations @CanisChiroptera! You caught a Trapinch!
Mindwashed Metropolis 29-Mar-18 01:04 PM
Oh
Blazing Chrome 29-Mar-18 01:04 PM
Avocadoes for good oy🥑 🥑 🥑 🥑
CanisChiroptera 29-Mar-18 01:04 PM
Mindwashed Metropolis 29-Mar-18 01:05 PM
Hi andy
CanisChiroptera 29-Mar-18 01:05 PM
Blazing Chrome 29-Mar-18 01:06 PM
🥑
For the good boys
Mindwashed Metropolis 29-Mar-18 01:07 PM
O
CanisChiroptera 29-Mar-18 01:07 PM
SphericalCheerfulIridescentshark SphericalCheerfulIridescentshark,tsunderesharks
CanisChiroptera 29-Mar-18 01:19 PM
Oof
Espurresso 29-Mar-18 01:36 PM
Espurresso 29-Mar-18 02:02 PM
CanisChiroptera 29-Mar-18 06:01 PM
Fun fact and sort of a note to self: sac-winged bats (family Saccopteryx) can bend their second digit backwards, a key characteristic of Saccopterans.
They're also very cute
CanisChiroptera 29-Mar-18 06:13 PM
Not a saccopteryx sp. but still a cutie
Little angry boy
Notice how he's not biting even though he's upset
Gentle boy
CanisChiroptera 29-Mar-18 07:36 PM
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 29-Mar-18 07:39 PM
CanisChiroptera 29-Mar-18 07:39 PM
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CanisChiroptera 29-Mar-18 07:40 PM
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CanisChiroptera 29-Mar-18 07:45 PM
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 29-Mar-18 07:46 PM
CanisChiroptera 29-Mar-18 07:47 PM
Pinned a message.
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 29-Mar-18 07:49 PM
Espurresso 30-Mar-18 12:12 AM
Insane 30-Mar-18 12:45 AM
I forgot was this already posted here before ?
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 30-Mar-18 12:48 AM
No
Insane 30-Mar-18 12:52 AM
Ah, ok
MEE6 BOT 30-Mar-18 02:32 AM
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Insane 30-Mar-18 08:57 AM
We shouldn't go to Australia because the dangerous man known as How to basic lives there you dumb cunt
Espurresso 31-Mar-18 02:07 AM
SquidSystem 31-Mar-18 09:44 AM
so I have a pre-emptive good boys for you
I'm going to be getting chickens soon apparently, so expect chick pics
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SquidSystem 31-Mar-18 09:53 AM
oh my
SquidSystem 31-Mar-18 01:18 PM
look at all of these little birds
Mindwashed Metropolis 31-Mar-18 01:19 PM
@Blazing Chrome
Espurresso 31-Mar-18 01:27 PM
!!!
SquidSystem 31-Mar-18 01:32 PM
look at all those chickens
『N O B a d s』 31-Mar-18 01:34 PM
Keep them away from sasha
SquidSystem 31-Mar-18 01:34 PM
that's all what do you want from me
Blazing Chrome 31-Mar-18 01:42 PM
@Mindwashed Metropolis BABY CHICKENS
Mindwashed Metropolis 31-Mar-18 01:42 PM
Y e
Thank squid lel
SquidSystem 31-Mar-18 01:42 PM
they're good little girls
at least we're pretty sure they're all girls
See, a rooster is to a hen, like a trap is to a woman they look the same at first, but eventually, there'll be a cock (edited)
Mindwashed Metropolis 31-Mar-18 01:56 PM
I
SquidSystem 31-Mar-18 01:56 PM
I know right
『N O B a d s』 31-Mar-18 02:02 PM
Well then
SquidSystem 31-Mar-18 02:14 PM
man that cock is a dick
『N O B a d s』 31-Mar-18 02:15 PM
i guess you’re getting the glock
SquidSystem 31-Mar-18 02:16 PM
you're too chicken to pull the trigger
『N O B a d s』 31-Mar-18 02:17 PM
Maybe it’s time I revealed my true identity
SquidSystem 31-Mar-18 02:18 PM
you're poultring my leg
『N O B a d s』 31-Mar-18 02:18 PM
its me
The extra crispy Colonel
SquidSystem 31-Mar-18 02:20 PM
your brain must be fried
because
I'M THE REAL COLONEL SANDERS
『N O B a d s』 31-Mar-18 02:21 PM
Well it’s time we duel
you imposter
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Espurresso 31-Mar-18 11:48 PM
he owns my hand
CanisChiroptera 01-Apr-18 01:23 AM
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Insane 01-Apr-18 05:55 PM
I love your doggo, he looks very fluffy
Espurresso 01-Apr-18 06:14 PM
he is
MEE6 BOT 01-Apr-18 07:00 PM
CanisChiroptera 01-Apr-18 09:02 PM
my siamese cat talking to us after waking up :-) she wasnt angry she talks like this all the time.
MEE6 BOT 02-Apr-18 12:59 AM
A couple times a year I get a bat in my basement, I don't have an attic per se maybe they live in the eaves maybe they trees nearby. The bats I get seem to be on the dumber end and often end up in my mouse traps ( the ones with the yellow plastic trigger pre-painted) I don't particularly like having one surprise me during laundry but I would rather get chased by a lively one than have to put a mortally wounded bat out of its misery
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SquidSystem 02-Apr-18 05:39 PM
huddled birds in red
『N O B a d s』 02-Apr-18 05:40 PM
Y e s
SquidSystem 02-Apr-18 05:42 PM
Blazing Chrome 02-Apr-18 05:43 PM
BETS KIMD
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CanisChiroptera 02-Apr-18 06:10 PM
squee
Espurresso 02-Apr-18 06:11 PM
SMOL
look at his smile!!
CanisChiroptera 02-Apr-18 06:11 PM
Molossids have the sweetest little faces ♥ ♥
sky puppy.png
CanisChiroptera 03-Apr-18 09:36 AM
Espurresso 03-Apr-18 04:32 PM
aaaa
CanisChiroptera 03-Apr-18 08:42 PM
CanisChiroptera 03-Apr-18 08:54 PM
Espurresso 03-Apr-18 08:55 PM
female chapin’s bat look like lesbians
CanisChiroptera 03-Apr-18 08:55 PM
Pinned a message.
CanisChiroptera 04-Apr-18 10:38 PM
This is why they say huskies are stubborn. They're very smart but they have low motivation to please their owners. Zeus loves playing in the water in the bat...
Espurresso 04-Apr-18 10:43 PM
I SAW THIS
I CAN CONFIRM THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT HUSKIES ARE LIKE
THEY’RE ALL DEFECTIVE I LOVE THEM
Boopidee 04-Apr-18 10:44 PM
That's a very sad boyo
He need a huggo
I love him
CanisChiroptera 04-Apr-18 10:44 PM
THEY'RE SO DRAMATIC I LOVE THEM
i'm mad that i can't pet quill rn
Boopidee 04-Apr-18 10:45 PM
Same
He tried to rape me and I still love him
Espurresso 04-Apr-18 10:45 PM
i’ve just figured out he LOVES chin scratchies
well i mean he loves any affection but still
i tried to get him near me so i could pet him when he was wailing for love before
sad boy didn’t get up so i had to wALK OVER THERE AND STOP BEING COMFY
CanisChiroptera 05-Apr-18 09:48 AM
Zeus the Stubborn Husky did NOT want to move to the back seat of the car since he felt he called dibs on the front seat. Getting him to move was NOT happenin...
CanisChiroptera 05-Apr-18 09:56 AM
#ZeusTheStubbornHusky is trying to get some sleep but his brother Kaden thinks it's playtime!
Kaden, the long haired Shepherd, has learned a few things about howling and talking, from his brother Zeus the Stubborn Husky!! Here's Kaden howling with fel...
CanisChiroptera 05-Apr-18 10:14 AM
Their versions of tiger meows and lion meows! About the wild animal facility - http://carerescuetexas.com Wild Whispers ASMR - https://youtu.be/4ySxNoL6NmQ M...
SquidSystem 05-Apr-18 12:09 PM
my birds are growing
Mindwashed Metropolis 05-Apr-18 12:10 PM
Good birbs
SquidSystem 05-Apr-18 12:10 PM
indeed
Blazing Chrome 05-Apr-18 12:40 PM
Fluffy birds
CanisChiroptera 05-Apr-18 12:40 PM
Ah yes, good birdies Soon they will grow into a powerful army
CanisChiroptera 05-Apr-18 01:04 PM
Monkey Sees A Magic Trick!!! If you were moved as much as we were, seeing just how similar an orangutan is to a human, you can help save our cousins from ext...
I love this so much
SquidSystem 05-Apr-18 02:53 PM
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_eW_jLtR-Y this is my plan for my birds
This has to be the largest chicken in the world. They must feed him steroids! He is absolutely massive!!
『N O B a d s』 05-Apr-18 03:20 PM
Just put them in water
Also by giving them steroids you are reviving dinosaurs
SquidSystem 05-Apr-18 03:27 PM
yes
the true purpose of steroids
CanisChiroptera 06-Apr-18 09:34 AM
So it seems I’ve made a new friend (edited)
This little fly won’t leave my foot
What should I name him
I’ll name him Socks cause he likes socks
Mindwashed Metropolis 06-Apr-18 09:42 AM
Mister Doctor Professor King Patrick the Second of England, Fance and Norway
CanisChiroptera 06-Apr-18 09:44 AM
Pinned a message.
He left me but his reign shall live on
Mindwashed Metropolis 06-Apr-18 09:46 AM
Yes
SquidSystem 06-Apr-18 05:12 PM
until he dies later today
CanisChiroptera 06-Apr-18 05:12 PM
zooweemama
Insane 06-Apr-18 09:58 PM
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 06-Apr-18 10:50 PM
Espurresso 06-Apr-18 11:33 PM
#scary, #spooky, #fish, #spicy, #Video
CanisChiroptera 07-Apr-18 12:59 AM
Holy shit that fish is badass
CanisChiroptera 07-Apr-18 05:47 PM
Have some cuddly boys
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 07-Apr-18 09:46 PM
CanisChiroptera 07-Apr-18 09:46 PM
Why hello there little boys
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 07-Apr-18 09:47 PM
get in the call faggot
CanisChiroptera 07-Apr-18 09:47 PM
Bluh fine
CanisChiroptera 08-Apr-18 12:32 AM
Espurresso 08-Apr-18 11:48 AM
Blazing Chrome 08-Apr-18 01:00 PM
CHIHUAHUA
Espurresso 08-Apr-18 01:01 PM
yea
i love him
Boopidee 08-Apr-18 02:24 PM
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Espurresso 08-Apr-18 03:03 PM
ぱぱのお膝でまったりしたいので抱き上げられそうになると拒否の声をあげるゆんぼう https://t.co/fZ2LQwxPWU
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Espurresso 09-Apr-18 11:14 AM
DOG LOAF INBOUND
CanisChiroptera 09-Apr-18 12:57 PM
Max just wants to sleep and there’s a giant-ass tail in his face
Big ol' mood
CanisChiroptera 09-Apr-18 09:07 PM
"STOP IIIIIIT"
Espurresso 09-Apr-18 09:46 PM
i want to pet the loaf
love the loaf (edited)
CanisChiroptera 10-Apr-18 03:50 PM
Important pictures from my presentation
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 10-Apr-18 04:03 PM
Good shit
『N O B a d s』 10-Apr-18 06:12 PM
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 11-Apr-18 10:23 PM
Batzilla the Bat wants everybody to appreciate the beauty, fragility and necessity of all bat species. Bats.....protect them or lose them
This channel has officially converted me
Bats are absolutely the best animals on earth
Boopidee 11-Apr-18 10:27 PM
You weren't converted already?
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 11-Apr-18 10:29 PM
Nah, I was strictly on team Cats
SquidSystem 12-Apr-18 08:06 PM
Boopidee 12-Apr-18 08:08 PM
THAT IS NOT A GOOD BOY
Espurresso 12-Apr-18 10:08 PM
Best video to watch when you are having a bad day! Hope you like our compilation, please share it, like it, and SUBSCRIBE! Also watch our other videos! WANT ...
Best video to watch when you are having a bad day! Hope you like our compilation, please share it, like it, and SUBSCRIBE! Also watch our other videos! WANT ...
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Blazing Chrome 13-Apr-18 01:42 PM
absol 13-Apr-18 01:42 PM
Biscuits being a snuggly boye
Mindwashed Metropolis 13-Apr-18 01:42 PM
Pap doggo
CanisChiroptera 13-Apr-18 01:43 PM
Pinned a message.
@Boopidee this is necessary for life thank you
absol 13-Apr-18 01:43 PM
SquidSystem 13-Apr-18 04:17 PM
oh one of my chicks is limping... Uh oh!
Mindwashed Metropolis 13-Apr-18 05:11 PM
Nooo! D:
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 14-Apr-18 08:58 AM
the perfect specimen fb.me/cumlordofficial
@『N O B a d s』
Insane 14-Apr-18 09:07 AM
HELL YEAH
『N O B a d s』 14-Apr-18 09:11 AM
CARDIAC ARREST
Espurresso 14-Apr-18 11:38 AM
clyde has to wear a cone now but its hilarious
『N O B a d s』 14-Apr-18 11:38 AM
The fuck did he do
Espurresso 14-Apr-18 11:42 AM
idk man
sometning about his ass
Blazing Chrome 14-Apr-18 11:44 AM
Aww... Although he still looks adorable
Espurresso 14-Apr-18 04:43 PM
oh so uh
clyde's left anal gland BURSTED
absolutely nasty i feel bad for him
『N O B a d s』 14-Apr-18 04:45 PM
Well that’s shit
CanisChiroptera 14-Apr-18 06:06 PM
Aw darn, can't have the man of the house having ass problems, that won't do
Get well soon pupper
Blazing Chrome 14-Apr-18 06:11 PM
I hope he gets well soon too
CanisChiroptera 14-Apr-18 08:53 PM
What happened to your thumb little boy ??
This Beatrix's bat is very upset
Espurresso 14-Apr-18 10:14 PM
CanisChiroptera 14-Apr-18 10:15 PM
Espurresso 14-Apr-18 10:16 PM
good boy
CanisChiroptera 14-Apr-18 10:20 PM
CanisChiroptera 15-Apr-18 12:25 AM
CanisChiroptera 15-Apr-18 12:58 AM
absol 15-Apr-18 12:59 AM
good
CanisChiroptera 15-Apr-18 03:03 PM
Vocal learning has rarely been proven to exist in animals outside of humans and birds. Until now, thanks to a new study from a 'Bat Lab' in Israel.
Espurresso 15-Apr-18 03:17 PM
!!!
CanisChiroptera 15-Apr-18 03:21 PM
I think the boy wants a boop
CanisChiroptera 15-Apr-18 03:39 PM
BOOP HIM ALREADY
Boopidee 15-Apr-18 03:40 PM
I WANNA BOOP HIM
CanisChiroptera 15-Apr-18 03:40 PM
Blazing Chrome 15-Apr-18 03:52 PM
Bats are just puppies with wings
CanisChiroptera 15-Apr-18 03:53 PM
Sky puppies
That is a pretty "woof" face ain't it
Blazing Chrome 15-Apr-18 03:53 PM
Truly it is
CanisChiroptera 16-Apr-18 10:49 PM
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 17-Apr-18 07:32 AM
I don't think we've talked about how cute mice/rats are before
CanisChiroptera 17-Apr-18 08:43 AM
You’re right, and that is not okay
I will fix this
Boopidee 17-Apr-18 04:41 PM
@everyone #BatAppreciationDay is here!
Today is National Bat Appreciation Day so here’s some bats for y’all to appreciate. 🦇 W(^.‿.^)w 🦇 #BatAppreciationDay
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#BatAppreciationDay Every creature has a purpose today we celebrate bats: pollinators, pest controllers, and reforesters!
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Finally a day to celebrate these cuddly creatures! My favorite is and always will be the Honduras White Bat. Look at how adorable they are! #BatAppreciationDay https://t.co/8L0YANCZYX
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CanisChiroptera 17-Apr-18 04:42 PM
BLESS I COMPLETELY FORGOT
rickrack 17-Apr-18 04:42 PM
Now Boop can get some more inspiration for his Batman fanfiction
CanisChiroptera 17-Apr-18 04:43 PM
Inb4 "🔫"
SquidSystem 17-Apr-18 04:47 PM
🅱🅰ts
CanisChiroptera 17-Apr-18 04:56 PM
Have a cute little boy
And a gorgeous big boy
Boy on a wall
Boy on a lamp
Boye is confuse
Boye sees camera
Brown bat bros
Boopidee 18-Apr-18 09:37 AM
Important video and equally important crab https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5ol6RQhqxo
CanisChiroptera 18-Apr-18 09:38 AM
Michael-fuckin-Leroi you beautiful bastard
CanisChiroptera 18-Apr-18 02:06 PM
grr
CanisChiroptera 18-Apr-18 03:15 PM
Dude imagine just eating dinner and a big floofer batto lands on your face all "pls i want some too" Give him it
『N O B a d s』 18-Apr-18 04:01 PM
You have no choice but to give your food to it
CanisChiroptera 19-Apr-18 11:49 AM
Important kitten
Cats meowing are very important
Espurresso 20-Apr-18 09:32 AM
my wallpaper
CanisChiroptera 20-Apr-18 09:32 AM
YES GOOD PRETTY BOYO
Espurresso 20-Apr-18 09:33 AM
i agree
my lockscreen
i like this because i can boop both bats or just one to get into my tablet (edited)
CanisChiroptera 20-Apr-18 09:35 AM
Genius
Espurresso 20-Apr-18 09:35 AM
ikr
Espurresso 20-Apr-18 08:19 PM
CanisChiroptera 21-Apr-18 07:04 PM
Attention: Max is sleep-meowing
『N O B a d s』 21-Apr-18 07:06 PM
WARNING: GOOD BOY IS EXCEEDING MAXIMUM LEVELS OF GOOD PLEASE RESTART YOUR SYSTEM
Espurresso 21-Apr-18 07:06 PM
important
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 21-Apr-18 07:40 PM
Obi, our little baby Pygmy Hippo ventured out with mum, Petre, for a swim in the big pool for the first time. The name Obi means heart in the Nigerian Igbo l...
Insane 21-Apr-18 08:29 PM
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 21-Apr-18 08:35 PM
Is this fusion?
Insane 21-Apr-18 08:39 PM
No, ITS A FINAL FORM
Tatsumaki BOT 21-Apr-18 08:39 PM
🆙 | SquidSauce leveled up!
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 21-Apr-18 09:18 PM
To use this video in a commercial player or in broadcasts, please email licensing@storyful.com It is often said that good things come in small packages and t...
Espurresso 21-Apr-18 09:22 PM
MY HEART
CanisChiroptera 21-Apr-18 09:35 PM
POOR LITTLE BABY
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 21-Apr-18 10:46 PM
Personality among Phidippus jumpers can vary a lot from one individual to the next, but the Adumbratus (adumbrati?) I found in Oxnard seem to all have a very...
CanisChiroptera 21-Apr-18 10:53 PM
I love her omg
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 21-Apr-18 11:00 PM
This was just funny to me https://youtu.be/BCFGCganiuE
CanisChiroptera 21-Apr-18 11:00 PM
Spiders are cute fuck all of y'all
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 21-Apr-18 11:00 PM
/\
『N O B a d s』 22-Apr-18 09:09 AM
Kill your brother, he thinks otherwise
CanisChiroptera 22-Apr-18 02:35 PM
@everyone IMPORTANT, FIRST BOY OF THE SEASON
Blazing Chrome 22-Apr-18 02:35 PM
GASP
Amu 22-Apr-18 02:35 PM
sneK
Blazing Chrome 22-Apr-18 02:35 PM
Sneka
Mindwashed Metropolis 22-Apr-18 02:35 PM
Snako
CanisChiroptera 22-Apr-18 02:35 PM
Mindwashed Metropolis 22-Apr-18 02:36 PM
He looks like he's choking
But he also looks qt
CanisChiroptera 22-Apr-18 02:36 PM
He’s alright, the back of the skull is the best place to hold them
『N O B a d s』 22-Apr-18 02:37 PM
That’s just a noodle
Put it back in the bowl
CanisChiroptera 22-Apr-18 02:37 PM
The Asians must have left it here
『N O B a d s』 22-Apr-18 02:38 PM
Those damn squinty eye Asians
Lion Leone 22-Apr-18 02:39 PM
Aww
SquidSystem 22-Apr-18 04:27 PM
Kid Kobra became an amputee I ses
CanisChiroptera 22-Apr-18 08:07 PM
MY MOM GOT ME ANOTHER squee
I've gotta say I'm kinda hooked on these now
HE'S SO FLUFFY AND SOFT-LOOKING the picture doesn't do it justice
『N O B a d s』 22-Apr-18 08:08 PM
Taxidermy?
CanisChiroptera 22-Apr-18 08:08 PM
Yee
『N O B a d s』 22-Apr-18 08:08 PM
Cool shit
CanisChiroptera 22-Apr-18 08:09 PM
Like I generally think of it as creepy but the battos I've got actually go pretty well
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 22-Apr-18 08:09 PM
This is kinda ironic
The bat lover
Collects dead bats
『N O B a d s』 22-Apr-18 08:09 PM
Preserved dead bats
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 22-Apr-18 08:09 PM
But still dead ones
CanisChiroptera 22-Apr-18 08:09 PM
Yeah I have no idea how they get these but I hope it's humane
If they're murdering them for wall decor then that's no good
If they're already dead (which I assume they are considering what the seller said about my butterflies) then hey, helps it live on in a way
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 22-Apr-18 08:11 PM
But how do you know
CanisChiroptera 22-Apr-18 08:11 PM
I don't
Both have been gifts
Espurresso 23-Apr-18 08:53 PM
#ifunny, #featureworthy, #top10, #Feature
#animals, #Video, #spicy, #firstfeat, #zuckerberg
『N O B a d s』 23-Apr-18 08:57 PM
One day dogs will overthrow us
CanisChiroptera 23-Apr-18 08:57 PM
This is going on the list of best things I've ever seen
CanisChiroptera 24-Apr-18 01:36 PM
> Be sheath-tailed bat > Do the perchy thing
> invite friends over to do group perchy thing
> one of them brought a fuckin baby
> my friend black beard is tripping the fuck out
> this guy's also definitely high on something
> mfw they fall off and i'm stuck with the annoying single mom
> she talks to me about how hard it is for like a fucking hour > finally leaves because her annoying baby starts wailing > finally alone > never do perchy-thing party ever again
M O R E L A U G H S A T F U N S U B S T A N C E . C O M
absol 24-Apr-18 01:59 PM
Lmao
Boopidee 24-Apr-18 02:53 PM
Pin
Insane 24-Apr-18 04:41 PM
Espurresso 24-Apr-18 05:11 PM
#robotmeme, #meme, #memes
shut it counts
CanisChiroptera 25-Apr-18 04:03 PM
Yooo I've been put on the bat retrieval list! That means I'll get a call when someone finds a bat and I'll get to go out and retrieve it!
『N O B a d s』 25-Apr-18 04:03 PM
Cool
CanisChiroptera 25-Apr-18 04:03 PM
So I'll be getting my vaccines soon and then I can pet battos without risk
Espurresso 25-Apr-18 04:04 PM
YAAAY!
Tatsumaki BOT 25-Apr-18 04:04 PM
🆙 | Espurresso leveled up!
CanisChiroptera 26-Apr-18 07:01 PM
Found this little boy in a tree stump
absol 26-Apr-18 07:01 PM
aw
snek
『N O B a d s』 26-Apr-18 07:02 PM
Who leaves noodles in a tree stump
CanisChiroptera 26-Apr-18 07:02 PM
He hide
absol 26-Apr-18 07:02 PM
squee
I wanna boop
CanisChiroptera 26-Apr-18 07:03 PM
They’re good boys, not even trying to bite me
I’ll boop his snoot for you
『N O B a d s』 26-Apr-18 07:03 PM
I’ll send my hand to Canada boop it with my hand then send it back
CanisChiroptera 26-Apr-18 07:03 PM
Oh he hid before I could boop
『N O B a d s』 26-Apr-18 07:04 PM
Let me know when my hand arrives
absol 26-Apr-18 07:04 PM
I want to go to canada rn
r e e e e e
『N O B a d s』 26-Apr-18 07:04 PM
Everyone does
CanisChiroptera 26-Apr-18 07:05 PM
He’s doin a bit of a frighten but he’s okay
absol 26-Apr-18 07:05 PM
b o o p h i m
CanisChiroptera 26-Apr-18 07:06 PM
It’s almost time for my count so I’ll let him go soon
Ah yes of course
absol 26-Apr-18 07:06 PM
keep him :(((
I wanna boop him when I come over
the snek can snoogle with you
CanisChiroptera 26-Apr-18 07:06 PM
He’s a wild animal man he’s meant to roam
There will be plenty more snakes
Snake season’s just starting
『N O B a d s』 26-Apr-18 07:07 PM
-jumps the Canadian border-
I’m here
Dad Bot BOT 26-Apr-18 07:07 PM
Hi here, I'm going to kill myself!
『N O B a d s』 26-Apr-18 07:07 PM
Cool dad
absol 26-Apr-18 07:07 PM
ok
CanisChiroptera 26-Apr-18 07:08 PM
absol 26-Apr-18 07:08 PM
FUCK
OOF
MY KNEE
REEE
OW
😭
CanisChiroptera 26-Apr-18 07:09 PM
Oof you okay
absol 26-Apr-18 07:09 PM
MY DESK HAS HARRASSED ME
CanisChiroptera 26-Apr-18 07:09 PM
Watch the snake boop it will heal you
absol 26-Apr-18 07:09 PM
😭 😢 keemcry
ok
heehee
your earrapey voice lmao
CanisChiroptera 26-Apr-18 07:10 PM
Lmfao is it
absol 26-Apr-18 07:10 PM
boops snek B O O P
CanisChiroptera 26-Apr-18 07:10 PM
Oops
absol 26-Apr-18 07:10 PM
It's like, bass booted and it's hilarious lmao
CanisChiroptera 26-Apr-18 07:11 PM
Here’s a still
absol 26-Apr-18 07:11 PM
ee e
name it joaje jr\
CanisChiroptera 26-Apr-18 07:11 PM
K twenty minutes to the count, time to get my log and set up outside
Bye bye joaje jr
absol 26-Apr-18 07:12 PM
😭 tell the wildlife about the great joaje
pASS THE JOKE ON JOAJE JR
THOUGH SNEKTIME
CanisChiroptera 26-Apr-18 07:14 PM
Dunno where I put my log so I guess I’ll use one of these sick Harry Potter notepads I just got
Alright boys it’s time to do science
Jesus Christ why is his logged at 838, I don’t think I’ve ever counted that many in one sitting
God it’s times like this when I wish I had my bat detector
Oh well
Journal, check Counter, check Lollipop, check
absol 26-Apr-18 07:20 PM
batto, check (edited)
pickle rick, check
CanisChiroptera 26-Apr-18 07:20 PM
Possibly We’ll see, haha
absol 26-Apr-18 07:20 PM
dipper hat, check
CanisChiroptera 26-Apr-18 07:20 PM
Pickle Rick is always there in my heart
Darn I don’t have my hat on
absol 26-Apr-18 07:20 PM
👀
emily.
d i p
CanisChiroptera 26-Apr-18 07:21 PM
I’m sorry dad I’m gonna run and see if there’s a bat roost in the snek tree stump in this last ten mins
Dad Bot BOT 26-Apr-18 07:21 PM
Hi sorry dad I’m gonna run and see if there’s a bat roost in the snek tree stump in this last ten mins, I'm going to kill myself!
absol 26-Apr-18 07:21 PM
😭
ok bye
CanisChiroptera 26-Apr-18 07:21 PM
I found this epic spider in it, too
absol 26-Apr-18 07:22 PM
oh
CanisChiroptera 26-Apr-18 07:22 PM
He’s super cool and only kind of scary
absol 26-Apr-18 07:22 PM
well ima get myself som food cause i'm a hungry little shit lmao
CanisChiroptera 26-Apr-18 07:22 PM
absol 26-Apr-18 07:22 PM
cool
CanisChiroptera 26-Apr-18 07:23 PM
K have fun I’ve gotta write down dates and shit in my journal
absol 26-Apr-18 07:24 PM
bye
have fun
CanisChiroptera 26-Apr-18 09:08 PM
Alright I'm back
absol 26-Apr-18 09:09 PM
wb!
how was it?
CanisChiroptera 26-Apr-18 09:09 PM
Change of plans, ended up biking down to the end of Sahtlam to see if the colony down there was back, and, uh I guess there were technically bats there but they didn't come out in the same place they did before Dunno if that's a cause for concern or nah
Ooh, ooh
absol 26-Apr-18 09:09 PM
nice
owo?
CanisChiroptera 26-Apr-18 09:10 PM
And I'm almost certain the little island in my neighbor's yard is occupied with a hoary bat
absol 26-Apr-18 09:10 PM
GWfroggyZoomeyes
can we break into their yard
CanisChiroptera 26-Apr-18 09:10 PM
My mom knows them so actually yeah maybe
absol 26-Apr-18 09:11 PM
GWfroggyZoomeyes
I'll bring the gun incase the police come
『N O B a d s』 26-Apr-18 09:12 PM
absol 26-Apr-18 09:12 PM
aactually
CanisChiroptera 26-Apr-18 09:12 PM
My god I'm only a step away from being able to do actual field-work holy shit I WANNA TOUCH THAT HOARY
absol 26-Apr-18 09:12 PM
gabe might lmai
『N O B a d s』 26-Apr-18 09:12 PM
IM IN
Dad Bot BOT 26-Apr-18 09:12 PM
Hi IN, I'm going to kill myself!
absol 26-Apr-18 09:12 PM
he's the terrorist of this squad (edited)
CanisChiroptera 26-Apr-18 09:12 PM
ATTENTION MEME TEAM
THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT
『N O B a d s』 26-Apr-18 09:12 PM
Yo (edited)
absol 26-Apr-18 09:12 PM
yes
CanisChiroptera 26-Apr-18 09:12 PM
WE HAVE A MISSION
absol 26-Apr-18 09:13 PM
yes
CanisChiroptera 26-Apr-18 09:13 PM
MISSION "LOCATE THE BOY"
absol 26-Apr-18 09:13 PM
he's in the band
*hand
CanisChiroptera 26-Apr-18 09:13 PM
nonono the local boy
absol 26-Apr-18 09:13 PM
oh
『N O B a d s』 26-Apr-18 09:13 PM
-nukes the yard- FOUND HIM
absol 26-Apr-18 09:13 PM
gABE
YOU KILLED IT
R E E E E
『N O B a d s』 26-Apr-18 09:13 PM
No it’s ok
CanisChiroptera 26-Apr-18 09:13 PM
Don't worry, it's invincible
absol 26-Apr-18 09:13 PM
GABE
ok
CanisChiroptera 26-Apr-18 09:14 PM
See he's fine
『N O B a d s』 26-Apr-18 09:14 PM
Don’t worry nothing can kill it
absol 26-Apr-18 09:14 PM
aw
yes he has the power of joaje
CanisChiroptera 26-Apr-18 09:14 PM
I must find this boy and I must pet him and measure him
Hoaries are grumpy little boys but they, uh
absol 26-Apr-18 09:14 PM
I must snoogle with his smol floof
CanisChiroptera 26-Apr-18 09:14 PM
They aren't very threatening
absol 26-Apr-18 09:14 PM
they're too cute
CanisChiroptera 26-Apr-18 09:14 PM
Angry hoary bat just disentangled from a mist-net.
『N O B a d s』 26-Apr-18 09:14 PM
They are frosted rolls
absol 26-Apr-18 09:14 PM
eeeeeee
CanisChiroptera 26-Apr-18 09:15 PM
Observe (edited)
absol 26-Apr-18 09:15 PM
they are cute marshmelows
AWEEE
THE HISS
squee
CanisChiroptera 26-Apr-18 09:15 PM
He ANGERY
absol 26-Apr-18 09:15 PM
HE THINKS HE'S GOD
CanisChiroptera 26-Apr-18 09:15 PM
But SO FRIGGIN CUTE
Boopidee 27-Apr-18 02:48 PM
my son does not want the ˢᶦᵖ
Retweets
297
Likes
856
CanisChiroptera 27-Apr-18 03:34 PM
Pinned a message.
That made my day
SquidSystem 27-Apr-18 04:14 PM
I found my cat in the wild
CanisChiroptera 27-Apr-18 04:15 PM
Look at the size of the lad
Turns out we both have walking fluff-balls, sweet
SquidSystem 27-Apr-18 04:15 PM
she's a very sassy feline
and she also pulled Naruto moves on my father and scratched him up bad for picking her up she was hungry apparently and she desired a feast upon my little birds
Espurresso 27-Apr-18 10:24 PM
absol 27-Apr-18 11:08 PM
WANNA see a good boy
Espurresso 27-Apr-18 11:35 PM
Wild Khajiit meowing https://t.co/mnp6UiSnN0
Retweets
205
Likes
460
Insane 28-Apr-18 12:17 AM
@Espurresso happy birthday to your good boi
SquidSystem 28-Apr-18 09:31 AM
.circle
$circle
$magik
Deleted User 28-Apr-18 09:32 AM
SquidSystem 28-Apr-18 09:32 AM
oh my god
.magik
$magik
Deleted User 28-Apr-18 09:33 AM
Espurresso 28-Apr-18 12:30 PM
CanisChiroptera 28-Apr-18 12:30 PM
HE
Espurresso 28-Apr-18 12:30 PM
birthday boy’s birthday gifts
Blazing Chrome 28-Apr-18 12:34 PM
Happy birthday birth day boy
『N O B a d s』 28-Apr-18 12:35 PM
Where is his birthday gun
Espurresso 28-Apr-18 12:36 PM
this dog can’t use guns
free him.
『N O B a d s』 28-Apr-18 12:40 PM
The punishment for steelin someone else’s s i p
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 28-Apr-18 12:42 PM
But, my son does not want the sip
『N O B a d s』 28-Apr-18 12:43 PM
He could have the sip another time
But it was stolen
Espurresso 28-Apr-18 08:18 PM
he watches
from the window of his vehicle
CanisChiroptera 29-Apr-18 05:55 PM
An albino least long-fingered bat ♥
SquidSystem 29-Apr-18 05:56 PM
wow wee
CanisChiroptera 30-Apr-18 04:56 PM
Hello friend
Espurresso 01-May-18 07:36 AM
CanisChiroptera 01-May-18 08:54 AM
Floofer alert
SquidSystem 01-May-18 01:19 PM
SHIT MY BIRDS ARE LEARNING ESCAPE TACTICS
CanisChiroptera 01-May-18 01:19 PM
Chicken loaf
SquidSystem 01-May-18 01:20 PM
delicious
CanisChiroptera 01-May-18 01:20 PM
Is this boy for eating, eggs, or friendship?
Or girl, I guess
Blazing Chrome 01-May-18 01:21 PM
CHICKEN
CanisChiroptera 01-May-18 05:42 PM
Found this boye earlier
Blazing Chrome 01-May-18 05:43 PM
FROGGOY
SquidSystem 01-May-18 05:43 PM
she's friendship by the way
AND FROGG
CanisChiroptera 01-May-18 07:38 PM
--snake
Yggdrasil BOT 01-May-18 07:38 PM
CanisChiroptera 01-May-18 07:38 PM
EPIC
『N O B a d s』 01-May-18 07:38 PM
—bat
—batto
—snake
Yggdrasil BOT 01-May-18 07:39 PM
CanisChiroptera 01-May-18 07:39 PM
--snake
Yggdrasil BOT 01-May-18 07:39 PM
Boopidee 01-May-18 07:39 PM
DONUT BOY
CanisChiroptera 01-May-18 07:39 PM
These pictures suck ass, why are they all taken with potatos
『N O B a d s』 01-May-18 07:39 PM
Towering snake of diabetes
CanisChiroptera 01-May-18 07:39 PM
Except donut boy, that's a good one
--snake
Yggdrasil BOT 01-May-18 07:39 PM
『N O B a d s』 01-May-18 07:39 PM
Someone make that an enemy in a game
Towering Snake of Diabetes
CanisChiroptera 01-May-18 07:41 PM
I'd say make it a Due enemy but, uh
Yeah
Espurresso 02-May-18 05:39 PM
#dog, #shibainu, #blackshiba, #doggo, #sad
CanisChiroptera 02-May-18 05:39 PM
Shibe: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Espurresso 02-May-18 05:41 PM
mood
『N O B a d s』 02-May-18 05:45 PM
HOOMIN THIS ISNT THE PARK
Espurresso 02-May-18 05:56 PM
#doggo, #animals, #AlternateFeatures, #cute, #10at10
CanisChiroptera 02-May-18 08:35 PM
Could these bats come save me already, these fucking flying used needles are starting to get out of hand
Aw where’d the cats go I just saw a bunch of rabbits run by, maybe they’re going Watership Down on their assholes
That movie looks fucked-up, I kinda wanna see it
Blazing Chrome 02-May-18 08:37 PM
Are you alright? Or is work having it rough for you? And yeah. It is kinda fucked up.
CanisChiroptera 02-May-18 08:37 PM
But not before The Plague Dogs, can’t get that morbid trailer out of my head
Ah yeah, it’s all self-imposed, don’t worry
Blazing Chrome 02-May-18 08:37 PM
What's the Plague Dogs?
CanisChiroptera 02-May-18 08:38 PM
Doing regular counts on my box so I know if bats move in this year
Blazing Chrome 02-May-18 08:38 PM
And alrighty, I'm glad you're doing well though
CanisChiroptera 02-May-18 08:38 PM
It’s some movie about these dogs escaping from a testing lab or something
The first scene is the dog drowning and then getting resuscitated
Pretty fucked-up
Blazing Chrome 02-May-18 08:39 PM
Oh..... I've heard of it but I forgotten about it. (edited)
CanisChiroptera 02-May-18 08:39 PM
I had a weird-ass dream about it and I can’t stop thinking about it so I feel like I gotta watch it at some point for like, closure, if that makes sense
Blazing Chrome 02-May-18 08:40 PM
Welp. Tends to happen, I guess.. I also came to check the channel but I just hope your work does well and that you can help as many little battos as possible.
CanisChiroptera 02-May-18 08:40 PM
Thanks, Andy ❤
Blazing Chrome 02-May-18 08:41 PM
Anytime Emi, good luck! GWnanamiAquaThumbsUp
CanisChiroptera 02-May-18 09:42 PM
Something tells me this is going to be a very important video
Oh he's not actually yawning he's just angery https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-t_AM7u4CnE
Check out the sharp teeth and listen for the sound the bat makes as it tries to echo locate.
CanisChiroptera 02-May-18 10:03 PM
Scientists recorded a killer whale named Wikie repeating the words ‘hello’ and ‘bye bye’, counting up to three, and even saying the name of her trainer ‘Amy....
Espurresso 02-May-18 10:04 PM
HSKAHAISYANA
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 02-May-18 10:06 PM
Neet
Espurresso 03-May-18 07:45 AM
Nutty✨ 03-May-18 07:47 AM
squee
CanisChiroptera 03-May-18 09:26 AM
Chocolate and bats have a great relationship Without our battos we'd have around 40% less chocolate Protecc
Espurresso 03-May-18 03:36 PM
SquidSystem 03-May-18 03:44 PM
Espurresso 03-May-18 07:44 PM
#russian, #evilmorty, #evilmortytheme, #bat
blessed meme
CanisChiroptera 03-May-18 08:56 PM
Pinned a message.
That made me laugh out loud oh my fucking god
Espurresso 03-May-18 08:58 PM
i wonder how fluffy batto feels on a finger
CanisChiroptera 03-May-18 09:00 PM
I remember reading in an article, this animal rehab lady said that the hoary bat was "the softest thing [she's] ever felt"
Espurresso 03-May-18 09:00 PM
oh my god
CanisChiroptera 04-May-18 12:33 PM
♥
Espurresso 04-May-18 12:34 PM
aaa so pretty
SquidSystem 04-May-18 06:34 PM
found this lad while looking for my cat
Espurresso 04-May-18 06:34 PM
Fat Lad
CanisChiroptera 04-May-18 06:34 PM
Hello there froggo
SquidSystem 04-May-18 06:36 PM
he's still in my yard
SquidSystem 04-May-18 06:46 PM
he's a good fella but he doesn't like being picked up (edited)
I love those bumpy little toads
I honestly just want to get a giant terrarium and fill with little toadies
Espurresso 04-May-18 06:50 PM
i want a game where you collect garden animals like toads and snakes
CanisChiroptera 04-May-18 06:51 PM
Yes! Tell the Flutter guys to get on that
Espurresso 04-May-18 06:53 PM
oh do you collect dew or something
SquidSystem 04-May-18 06:53 PM
They should do like Pokemon Red and Blue
but instead it's Slimy Scoundrels: Touch them toads! and Steal those snakes!
『N O B a d s』 04-May-18 07:09 PM
Dude that is a cat
Espurresso 04-May-18 09:43 PM
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 04-May-18 09:44 PM
BEAN
absol 05-May-18 12:06 AM
Awoke
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 05-May-18 04:25 PM
Buy Spy in the Wild on DVD or Blu-ray now (UK): http://amzn.to/2Dr6zZa (Affiliate link) Langur Monkeys Grieving! Langur monkeys mistake the motionles...
Monkeys made me almost cry (edited)
CanisChiroptera 05-May-18 05:26 PM
Monkeys are underrated
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 05-May-18 05:30 PM
/\
Espurresso 05-May-18 08:07 PM
Boopidee 05-May-18 11:18 PM
Goodest boy
Blazing Chrome 06-May-18 10:01 AM
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 06-May-18 11:45 AM
This is amazing
CanisChiroptera 06-May-18 11:46 AM
They always look like that it's amazing
And they sing songs while they fly
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 06-May-18 11:49 AM
I love them
CanisChiroptera 07-May-18 12:43 PM
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT THEY'RE DOING BAT-TAGGING IN VANCOUVER AND WANT ME TO COME ALONG HOLY SHIT
THAT'S MY DREAM JOB HOLY SHITT
Amu 07-May-18 01:17 PM
You got this bb
Boopidee 07-May-18 01:43 PM
👍 6
🔁 6
CanisChiroptera 07-May-18 02:31 PM
Otonycteris ♥
CanisChiroptera 07-May-18 06:11 PM
Big Brown Bats (Eptesicus fuscus) stir at dusk in early September on Bainbridge Island, Washington. Filmed with a Sony DCR-TRV25 Handycam in Nightshot mode u...
CanisChiroptera 07-May-18 09:10 PM
CanisChiroptera 09-May-18 03:42 PM
Adorable murciélago polinívoro del sureste Asiático. Pariente de los zorros voladores, es el polinívoro más pequeño de esa región del mundo. Un animalito lin...
Bluh
"pls stop"
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 09-May-18 03:49 PM
I love this
SquidSystem 10-May-18 12:07 PM
good good
Espurresso 11-May-18 03:58 PM
absolute unit
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 11-May-18 06:44 PM
I'm gonna give em a gun later
Dad Bot BOT 11-May-18 06:44 PM
Hi gonna give em a gun later, I'm Dad!
CanisChiroptera 12-May-18 10:46 AM
Made a friend in KFC yesterday
He didn't like me very much tho
Caught him in the air like the fuckin karate kid
SquidSystem 12-May-18 10:50 AM
okay I'm more concerned about the fact he was in a KFC
Espurresso 12-May-18 10:50 AM
caught clyde being clyde when i was having my Pizza Roll Breakfast™
if it loads
Espurresso 12-May-18 11:01 AM
i got a schnitz tho
SquidSystem 12-May-18 11:09 AM
oWo
Espurresso 12-May-18 05:21 PM
#lol, #spicymemes, #spicy, #lmao, #trump
CanisChiroptera 12-May-18 05:22 PM
I'll take twenty
Espurresso 12-May-18 05:22 PM
big floofers!
#bunnies, #rabbits, #bunny, #realbunnyhours
Espurresso 13-May-18 11:33 AM
CanisChiroptera 13-May-18 01:56 PM
I’m off, boys
Dad Bot BOT 13-May-18 01:56 PM
Hi off, boys, I'm Dad!
CanisChiroptera 13-May-18 01:57 PM
Off to see battos up close and help with the work I’ve always wanted to
Who knows maybe they’ll let me touch one with gloves
My sweet precious little boys I can’t wait
SquidSystem 13-May-18 04:11 PM
you can become the bat beast you wanted to be all this time
『N O B a d s』 13-May-18 04:13 PM
Shit we gotta fight Emily now
SquidSystem 13-May-18 04:31 PM
well that's my next storyline lmao
CanisChiroptera 13-May-18 10:21 PM
THAT WAS FUCKING AMAZING I AM SO DOING THAT AGAIN
WHO WANTS PICTURES
Espurresso 13-May-18 10:21 PM
me!!
did you boop a batto?
CanisChiroptera 13-May-18 10:21 PM
No but I got really close to one!
Espurresso 13-May-18 10:21 PM
awww
CanisChiroptera 13-May-18 10:22 PM
If you thought they were cute in pictures let me tell you they’re at least 10x more so irl
This little lady is what we call a YULU, meaning she’s either a M. lucifugus or a M. yumanensis
I am in fucking love
Same girl
Here’s our second YULU, much feistier she was at first, as a little burrito
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 13-May-18 10:29 PM
All of these are amazing
CanisChiroptera 13-May-18 10:30 PM
These pictures are cropped to shit btw because these babes are small
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 13-May-18 10:31 PM
Look at this bitch, followin her dreams n shit
You do that boring shit while all us scrape by and hate life
Like kings
CanisChiroptera 13-May-18 10:33 PM
Lmfao, my friend, you can do whatever you want to in life, remember that
『N O B a d s』 13-May-18 10:33 PM
-buys plane tickets to Canada and gives up on plans for life-
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 13-May-18 10:33 PM
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Blazing Chrome 14-May-18 04:22 AM
i wanna go to Canada now
CanisChiroptera 14-May-18 09:28 AM
These are the little guys you likely see darting around your backyard at dusk, they're very common!
CanisChiroptera 14-May-18 11:13 AM
I can’t stop thinking about her, I keep looking at the pictures and can’t stop smiling. I’d been self-doubting earlier in the night while we were setting up if this is what I want to dedicate my life to, but as soon as I saw that sweet little lady I knew that this is what I want to do.
Espurresso 14-May-18 03:22 PM
oh i think those are the ones that visit my community’s lakes for bugs!
CanisChiroptera 14-May-18 03:26 PM
Probably!
SquidSystem 14-May-18 03:59 PM
perfect little bats I'm glad you have such a passion for something
CanisChiroptera 14-May-18 04:00 PM
Thanks, Squid!
SquidSystem 14-May-18 04:02 PM
just follow that dream I don't want to be on my deathbed thinking "I swear to god that emily" "if she died without booping a batto, I'm going to haunt her grave"
that's right
I'll make sure I'm the only meme team survivor
『N O B a d s』 14-May-18 04:04 PM
I’d probably get myself killed first
CanisChiroptera 14-May-18 04:04 PM
Bahaha, I really appreciate that, man, it means a lot I hope all of you guys have something that makes you feel this way, or find it some day. Everyone's got their thing, and when you find it, you'll know it, and everything will feel amazing.
And keep at it, because it's worth it, and you're worth it, and you're awesome. Cool? Cool.
SquidSystem 14-May-18 04:05 PM
I'm sure I'll find it one day like the rainbow connection
Dad Bot BOT 14-May-18 04:05 PM
Hi sure I'll find it one day like the rainbow connection, I'm Dad!
SquidSystem 14-May-18 04:05 PM
thanks, dad
SquidSystem 14-May-18 04:12 PM
also got a pic of this bird
CanisChiroptera 14-May-18 04:12 PM
Well with your skill-set, I'm confident that whatever that thing may be, you're totally capable of it
Ooh more small poofs
How're they doing?
SquidSystem 14-May-18 04:14 PM
lmao I have a skill set? but yeah they're doing fine they're going to need a coop soon because they're growing and becoming absolute chickens now one had a limp for a while but she's better now
CanisChiroptera 14-May-18 04:16 PM
Huh, that limp thing seems common in chicks, a few of mine had that, too, but as with yours it seemed to go away
SquidSystem 14-May-18 04:16 PM
she does have a crooked toe though
she seems unbothered though (edited)
so I guess she's okay?
CanisChiroptera 15-May-18 12:06 PM
Cats meow and a cat on tree stump.
Comparamos cuatro especies de Myotis al mismo tiempo para despejar dudas de identificación: Myotis thysanodes, yumanensis, californicus, y melanorhinus
This dude's fitting four bats in his hand
This one's angery
He's a dark-nosed small-footed Myotis
SquidSystem 15-May-18 07:00 PM
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jq0q-sItDvY this toad is just too good for this world
found this little guy outside in the rain he always made cute little frog sounds every time I tried to pick him up. Probably didn't like it though because he...
I feel bad for disturbing it but it's just
so sweet
CanisChiroptera 15-May-18 07:03 PM
That is a very good toad
SquidSystem 15-May-18 07:05 PM
I hope the boy is okay
I had to shoo it away so my cat wouldn't get it
frogs need to be protected
Espurresso 15-May-18 09:19 PM
CanisChiroptera 15-May-18 09:20 PM
Espurresso 15-May-18 09:20 PM
NYOOM
CanisChiroptera 15-May-18 09:20 PM
『N O B a d s』 15-May-18 09:20 PM
He A N G E R E Y
CanisChiroptera 15-May-18 09:21 PM
Espurresso 15-May-18 09:21 PM
the meme team singing mine diamonds/despacito/rick and morty stronger than you/gangnam style
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 15-May-18 09:21 PM
CanisChiroptera 15-May-18 09:21 PM
Pinned a message.
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Espurresso 15-May-18 09:22 PM
“AAAA”
CanisChiroptera 15-May-18 09:22 PM
Espurresso 15-May-18 09:22 PM
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 15-May-18 09:22 PM
Espurresso 15-May-18 09:22 PM
absolute UNIT
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 15-May-18 09:22 PM
CanisChiroptera 15-May-18 09:23 PM
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Espurresso 15-May-18 09:23 PM
me emerging from the depths of your trailer
CanisChiroptera 15-May-18 09:23 PM
Pinned a message.
Espurresso 15-May-18 09:24 PM
sippy boy!!
me finding any and all choonie cringe to share to this server
CanisChiroptera 15-May-18 09:25 PM
Vespertillionidae
Espurresso 15-May-18 09:25 PM
CanisChiroptera 15-May-18 09:25 PM
Espurresso 15-May-18 09:25 PM
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 15-May-18 09:26 PM
CanisChiroptera 15-May-18 09:26 PM
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 15-May-18 09:26 PM
Espurresso 15-May-18 09:26 PM
CanisChiroptera 15-May-18 09:26 PM
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 15-May-18 09:27 PM
CanisChiroptera 15-May-18 09:27 PM
Espurresso 15-May-18 09:27 PM
CanisChiroptera 15-May-18 09:28 PM
Blazing Chrome 15-May-18 09:33 PM
these gave me another reason to try and pass my History final tomorrow. Thanks bats. You made me a bit more okey now.
CanisChiroptera 16-May-18 07:20 PM
Un esbelto y elegante murciélago con un lindo color café obscuro rojizo. Peropteryx kappleri suele habitar sitios arqueológicos, cuevas pequeñas y algunos ár...
Some highlights
Angery
Then he calm
STOOOOP
This is an important boy y'all better get your asses over here
『N O B a d s』 16-May-18 07:24 PM
The good boy ree
Espurresso 16-May-18 09:12 PM
moth names are so good
like
sweet potato hornworm
yellow furry legs
CanisChiroptera 16-May-18 09:13 PM
Somebody's been playing Starlight
Espurresso 16-May-18 09:13 PM
yes
yes i have
oh oh and coffee clearwing
CanisChiroptera 16-May-18 09:13 PM
Yess I love that one
Oh shit I haven't checked it today
Espurresso 16-May-18 09:13 PM
oh and ROSY CROWN SATIN
because it sounds like rosy crown satan and that’s hilarious
CanisChiroptera 16-May-18 09:15 PM
I love Four 'o clock moth
Espurresso 16-May-18 09:15 PM
Moth Time
CanisChiroptera 16-May-18 09:15 PM
Trevor makes me uncomfortable btw
Espurresso 16-May-18 09:15 PM
😏 time for moth
who doesn’t get uncomfortable by trevor
he fucking VORES fireflies
CanisChiroptera 16-May-18 09:17 PM
"i'm sure i can fit a couple more in my belly" pls
Espurresso 16-May-18 09:17 PM
that terrifies me
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 16-May-18 09:17 PM
Is this some kinda vore comic or some shit
Espurresso 16-May-18 09:17 PM
i think he’s in the butterfly version of it too
no
it’s a game about collecting moths and/or butterflies
CanisChiroptera 16-May-18 09:17 PM
No no the butterfly version has a froggy but it's a super-duper good boy
Espurresso 16-May-18 09:18 PM
GASP (edited)
CanisChiroptera 16-May-18 09:18 PM
Lemme get a screenshot
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 16-May-18 09:18 PM
So it's a bug themed vore game? I see
Espurresso 16-May-18 09:18 PM
are there flies instead of fireflies orr
CanisChiroptera 16-May-18 09:18 PM
Nah it's still fireflies
Espurresso 16-May-18 09:18 PM
oh
i haven’t gotten that far but that is a disappointment
CanisChiroptera 16-May-18 09:20 PM
Jesus this game saps the shit out of my battery
sEND I S2G
There he is
Aaaand the game just spoiled the butterfly I was going for for me
A+
Espurresso 16-May-18 09:29 PM
aww
Espurresso 16-May-18 09:37 PM
I LOVE??
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 16-May-18 09:37 PM
NICE
Espurresso 16-May-18 09:37 PM
they shoulda gave the ones in starlight some pink spots
sploot
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 16-May-18 09:37 PM
PFFFFFFFFFF
Espurresso 16-May-18 09:38 PM
yellow furry legs are the corgis of moths
CanisChiroptera 16-May-18 09:38 PM
YO WHO IS THIS PRETTY PINK BOYO
Espurresso 16-May-18 09:38 PM
that’s a real life sweet potato hornworm!
CanisChiroptera 16-May-18 09:39 PM
I love holy shit
Espurresso 16-May-18 09:39 PM
floof
CanisChiroptera 16-May-18 09:39 PM
w.img coffee clearwing
Pls
w.google coffee clearwing
Wings BOT 16-May-18 09:39 PM
Cephonodes hylas, the coffee bee hawkmoth, pellucid hawk moth or coffee clearwing, is a moth of the family Sphingidae. A widely distributed moth, it is found in ... ❯ Other Results: • https://www.pinterest.com/pin/277815870736506330/https://www.flickr.com/photos/16504650@N00/23581197536
Espurresso 16-May-18 09:39 PM
LOOK
CanisChiroptera 16-May-18 09:39 PM
THEY'RE SO PRETTY WTF
Espurresso 16-May-18 09:39 PM
this moth is your aesthetic
CanisChiroptera 16-May-18 09:40 PM
Absolutely
Along with, uuuu what were they called
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 16-May-18 09:40 PM
Why does Southern California have all the dullest shit
All of our stuff is boring
CanisChiroptera 16-May-18 09:40 PM
My moths are dull as shit, too
Espurresso 16-May-18 09:41 PM
CanisChiroptera 16-May-18 09:41 PM
But hey you can't say that because you have long-nosed bats and California leaf-nosed bats so stfu
Espurresso 16-May-18 09:41 PM
FLOOF BUTT
CanisChiroptera 16-May-18 09:41 PM
They're very good
Espurresso 16-May-18 09:41 PM
bby
CanisChiroptera 16-May-18 09:43 PM
I love them I'm coming to California right now
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 16-May-18 09:44 PM
These are probably the bats near my school
CanisChiroptera 16-May-18 09:44 PM
EPIC
Here's a type of long-nosed bat btw
We don't get these boys
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 16-May-18 09:46 PM
nerds
CanisChiroptera 16-May-18 09:46 PM
Ikr
Sad emoji
Pretty sure you guys have all the bats we do and more
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 16-May-18 09:46 PM
NERDS
CanisChiroptera 16-May-18 09:46 PM
tfw
@Espurresso GO OUT AND FIND THESE BOYS RN
Espurresso 16-May-18 09:47 PM
i don’t wanna go outside :(
i’m sorryy
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 16-May-18 09:47 PM
He have a blanket of pollen
Dad Bot BOT 16-May-18 09:47 PM
Hi sorryy, I'm Dad!
CanisChiroptera 16-May-18 09:47 PM
Kfine I'll do it
『N O B a d s』 16-May-18 09:48 PM
Dammit he has a pollen shield
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 16-May-18 09:48 PM
^
『N O B a d s』 16-May-18 09:48 PM
I can’t touch that I’ll die
Espurresso 16-May-18 09:48 PM
emily. why are you riding a carpet of bats.
i’m looking out my window and i just see you riding a fucking flying carbat
Dad Bot BOT 16-May-18 09:48 PM
Hi looking out my window and i just see you riding a fucking flying carbat, I'm Dad!
CanisChiroptera 16-May-18 09:48 PM
🎵 I can show you severaldifferentspeciesofmyotis ~
『N O B a d s』 16-May-18 09:49 PM
Climbs in car (edited)
Hey what’s this yellow stuff
Espurresso 16-May-18 09:49 PM
it’s not a car
it’s a carpet
CanisChiroptera 16-May-18 09:50 PM
Now it's a lamborghini (edited)
Get in losers
Espurresso 16-May-18 09:50 PM
HELL YEAH
THE LAMBATGHINI
『N O B a d s』 16-May-18 09:51 PM
Emily you never answered my question
CanisChiroptera 16-May-18 09:51 PM
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na lambatghini
Don't ask questions you aren't prepared to know the answer to
『N O B a d s』 16-May-18 09:51 PM
What is this yellow stuff
Espurresso 16-May-18 09:52 PM
you ever snorted flower cummies
『N O B a d s』 16-May-18 09:52 PM
Oh no
CanisChiroptera 16-May-18 09:52 PM
Let's see, according to DeviantArt it's, uhhhh
『N O B a d s』 16-May-18 09:52 PM
Miss Canis I don’t feel so good
CanisChiroptera 16-May-18 09:52 PM
Yellow Pearl cummies
Espurresso 16-May-18 09:52 PM
OH MY G
『N O B a d s』 16-May-18 09:52 PM
-fades-
CanisChiroptera 16-May-18 09:52 PM
Yeah after that neither do I
SquidSystem 17-May-18 07:21 PM
you can barely see them but i think there's ducks in my backyard fuck yes
CanisChiroptera 17-May-18 07:21 PM
Oh hello quacky boys
Or, quacky boy and quacky girl
SquidSystem 17-May-18 07:23 PM
I hope they have small quacks
I need small ducks
my neighbor has a duck actually a good bird
buttercup
Espurresso 17-May-18 07:29 PM
SquidSystem 17-May-18 07:29 PM
doggos
Espurresso 17-May-18 07:30 PM
SquidSystem 17-May-18 07:30 PM
that dog has no face
Espurresso 17-May-18 07:30 PM
he has no style. he has no grace.
SquidSystem 17-May-18 07:31 PM
this dog has a blurry face
Espurresso 17-May-18 07:34 PM
SquidSystem 17-May-18 07:35 PM
this dog is scary, it isn't funny
Espurresso 17-May-18 07:35 PM
SquidSystem 17-May-18 07:35 PM
makes Coinsmart cry out for mummy
Espurresso 17-May-18 07:36 PM
Nutty✨ 17-May-18 07:41 PM
squee
Espurresso 17-May-18 07:41 PM
Nutty✨ 17-May-18 07:41 PM
AGHH
I WANT TO PET THEM SO BAD.
Espurresso 17-May-18 07:42 PM
HELP WEIRD DOG IS ON ME
Nutty✨ 17-May-18 07:42 PM
OWO
Espurresso 17-May-18 07:44 PM
CanisChiroptera 17-May-18 08:24 PM
CanisChiroptera 17-May-18 08:40 PM
Everybody watch it
It's important
Espurresso 17-May-18 08:54 PM
Sudden urge to animate a jelly bat #flipaclip https://t.co/eo5coZmSzW
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Sosij fox chasing egg #flipaclip https://t.co/B8zVgvGaq0
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Reviving my dead-ish Instagram account. Follow me there if you prefer using Instagram instead :)
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TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 17-May-18 10:31 PM
CanisChiroptera 18-May-18 10:05 AM
Espurresso 18-May-18 03:31 PM
!!
CUTIE!!
CanisChiroptera 18-May-18 03:33 PM
teach it to sing despacito lol
Mindwashed Metropolis 18-May-18 03:49 PM
y e s
SquidSystem 18-May-18 04:04 PM
yes please learn despacito
Espurresso 18-May-18 04:21 PM
#coub, #video, #loop, #gif, #animation
CanisChiroptera 18-May-18 04:27 PM
What a little Romeo
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 18-May-18 09:15 PM
So these are in California apparently
CanisChiroptera 18-May-18 09:15 PM
I mean they're called Myotis californicus
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 18-May-18 09:16 PM
Or just California Myotis
I didn't know we got Myotis here
CanisChiroptera 18-May-18 09:17 PM
Yeah Myotis species are pretty much everywhere in North America
Espurresso 18-May-18 09:20 PM
land of flying mice
CanisChiroptera 18-May-18 10:26 PM
CanisChiroptera 18-May-18 10:34 PM
?horny
SquidSystem 19-May-18 03:49 PM
I'm sitting next to this sassy as fuck cat
nevermind friendly as fuck
CanisChiroptera 19-May-18 03:54 PM
Whoa your friendly kitty looks like my friendly kitty
SquidSystem 19-May-18 03:54 PM
it's named Vader
CanisChiroptera 19-May-18 03:54 PM
They should have a friendly kitty playdate
SquidSystem 19-May-18 03:54 PM
he's a Sith lord
If I let him play with your cat he'll end up being pushed into lava and become a darth
CanisChiroptera 19-May-18 03:56 PM
Alright maybe that's not a great idea then
SquidSystem 19-May-18 03:59 PM
he was the chosen one
it was said that he would unite the cats
not tear them apart
CanisChiroptera 19-May-18 08:39 PM
Espurresso 19-May-18 10:36 PM
CanisChiroptera 19-May-18 10:46 PM
Espurresso 19-May-18 11:01 PM
Nutty✨ 19-May-18 11:03 PM
Bork
good bork
CanisChiroptera 20-May-18 01:23 PM
Holy shit this boy
I love this boy
CanisChiroptera 20-May-18 06:47 PM
Woman and Bee Become Best Friends | When she found an injured bee in her garden, this woman took her in and was surprised when she got so attached to her. To...
Bumblebees are criminally underrated
SquidSystem 20-May-18 06:49 PM
I love bumblebees
I mean they do nothing wrong
I've never heard of someone getting stung by a bumblebee
because they're so hecking nice
CanisChiroptera 20-May-18 06:49 PM
Same, so gentle and fluffy
SquidSystem 20-May-18 06:50 PM
and fun to watch their fat little bodies
CanisChiroptera 20-May-18 06:50 PM
Had a bee ride around on my sleeve a while ago Little guy seemed content just hanging out for a while
SquidSystem 20-May-18 06:51 PM
they don't hang around on me but I probably wouldn't want them there
if there's going to be something on me I want them to be in my line of sight
If I accidentally disturb it it might become the angery
CanisChiroptera 20-May-18 06:52 PM
Yeah I wouldn't wanna hurt the friend by accident I knew he was there, though, I think I coaxed him on in the first place
SquidSystem 20-May-18 06:53 PM
I was helping my dad build a chicken coop, and there was this bumblebee it like played hide and seek with me
hid behind the walls we had and rose up to the top of each wall before sinking back down
I just
want that bumblebee to have a good life
Insane 20-May-18 07:11 PM
Bumblebees, more Humblebess
GOTEM
Because they are such pleasant Creatures
CanisChiroptera 20-May-18 07:12 PM
GOTEM I guess
SquidSystem 20-May-18 07:12 PM
G
O
Insane 20-May-18 07:12 PM
keemcry
SquidSystem 20-May-18 07:12 PM
T
E
M
oh shit
go tem
Insane 20-May-18 07:12 PM
Go tem?
SquidSystem 20-May-18 07:12 PM
sans undertale
Insane 20-May-18 07:12 PM
...
oh shit
Blazing Chrome 20-May-18 07:12 PM
Bumblebees are a blessing to this wolrd (edited)
CanisChiroptera 20-May-18 07:13 PM
^^^
Insane 20-May-18 07:13 PM
Yes
Boopidee 20-May-18 11:10 PM
girls night with my bff
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『N O B a d s』 20-May-18 11:12 PM
Is that raw cookie dough
CanisChiroptera 20-May-18 11:42 PM
I hope so
CanisChiroptera 21-May-18 12:05 PM
Damnit
He’s lucky he’s so darn cute
Insane 21-May-18 02:00 PM
That's one fluffy boy
『N O B a d s』 21-May-18 03:24 PM
Your stealth is at maximum
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 21-May-18 10:11 PM
Found this in Arizona
Boopidee 21-May-18 10:11 PM
📹: bandit_the_fox1 https://t.co/23cPPsZGrg
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Box Boy
CanisChiroptera 21-May-18 10:11 PM
fox in a box
CanisChiroptera 22-May-18 11:54 AM
Amanda and her fellow classmates found a baby North American Brown Bat out on their playground. The bat was unable to fly, so, with their instructor's help, ...
Cute video but this bat likely wouldn't have died if they had called a wildlife rescuer like they were supposed to
Not to mention there's no such thing as the "North American brown bat" and this is clearly a tricolored bat
The poor little girl was clearly having trouble
CanisChiroptera 22-May-18 02:53 PM
We're on bat duty tomorrow! Someone's got three dead bats and we've been asked to conduct the necessary protocol
I believe May is when WNS is considered out of the picture, so it's not likely they died 'cause of that
Which is good, WNS hasn't been seen here yet and I'd like to keep it that way
Blazing Chrome 22-May-18 04:52 PM
What's a WNS
CanisChiroptera 22-May-18 04:52 PM
White-nose Syndrome
It's a fungal disease that targets hibernating bats
So far it's wiped out about 7 million bats in the USA
We still don't have a cure and it seems to be spreading, unfortunately, so American bat populations are in serious danger
Blazing Chrome 22-May-18 05:09 PM
Oh geez- So you're gonna gather the remaining bats and have them somewhere where the disease doesn't affect them?
CanisChiroptera 22-May-18 05:15 PM
No, we're retrievers, so right now our job is to come collect bats people find, dead or alive During the winter and early spring the bats are hibernating/just coming out of hibernation, so we've gotta keep an eye out for WNS in case it spreads here, but I think those months are over now so we're just doing regular procedures
SquidSystem 22-May-18 05:16 PM
Hope more bats will be better protected from that stuff
CanisChiroptera 22-May-18 05:18 PM
Oh I hope so, too, WNS is seriously screwing them over Luckily we're getting closer to a cure, so hopefully we'll be able to pull together
SquidSystem 22-May-18 05:27 PM
save the sky boys
Espurresso 22-May-18 07:43 PM
#fails_2017, #epic_fail, #epic_fails, #best_fails, #fail_compilation
CanisChiroptera 23-May-18 04:57 PM
Picked up some bats today, the first lady took a picture of the bat where she found it which is excellent because we like to try and get "crime scene" photos. It was a cute little guy, RIP
Espurresso 23-May-18 04:58 PM
aw poor baby
『N O B a d s』 23-May-18 05:17 PM
DAMMIT ADACHI WHAT DID WE TELL YOU ABOUT HANGING PEOPLE OFF RADIO TOWERS (edited)
CanisChiroptera 23-May-18 07:59 PM
Wonder if dead bats in the freezer's gonna become a regular thing Me: yo dude go get us some ice cream Other guy: ok-- OH WHAT THE FUCK Me: oh yeah, the ice cream's underneath the dead bats. just don't touch them or you're going to the hospital and i'll have to tell sharon to cancel her pickup this evening which is a huge pain in my ass. oh, and you could get rabies. that would suck too.
Espurresso 24-May-18 06:16 PM
#kanye, #Video, #funny, #laugh, #scoopitywhoop
Boopidee 24-May-18 06:25 PM
Important
Blazing Chrome 24-May-18 07:47 PM
CanisChiroptera 24-May-18 07:47 PM
M'birdy
Nutty✨ 24-May-18 07:47 PM
Oh my
How classy
Blazing Chrome 24-May-18 07:48 PM
I got a few more but I don't wanna spam this channel
CanisChiroptera 24-May-18 07:49 PM
Go for it
Nutty✨ 24-May-18 07:49 PM
If it’s tophat birds I don’t mind the spam
CanisChiroptera 24-May-18 07:49 PM
I spam this place all the time lmao it'd be hypocritical for me to tell you not to
『N O B a d s』 24-May-18 07:49 PM
Especially if they’re respecting wamon it’s fine
Nutty✨ 24-May-18 07:49 PM
^^
Blazing Chrome 24-May-18 07:50 PM
More birds
CanisChiroptera 24-May-18 07:50 PM
A E S T H E T I C
『N O B a d s』 24-May-18 07:51 PM
PEACH COKE EXISTS
Blazing Chrome 24-May-18 07:51 PM
so does a peach coke bird
Nutty✨ 24-May-18 07:51 PM
damn
Bird aesthetics
I approve
Blazing Chrome 24-May-18 07:52 PM
thansk. I have a lot of bird pics deep in my gallery so if I find some. I'll put them here
Espurresso 24-May-18 08:31 PM
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CanisChiroptera 24-May-18 08:32 PM
Oh look it's the infamous cat-wolf
They sound oddly human it's kinda scary
poppi 24-May-18 11:12 PM
good channel
CanisChiroptera 25-May-18 10:36 AM
Cuddles with a good lad
Oh, here comes the other boy
Sleep, big floofer
Espurresso 25-May-18 12:59 PM
water bear time.
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 25-May-18 03:40 PM
They look like over inflated Chinese people
poppi 25-May-18 03:40 PM
kinky
Boopidee 25-May-18 05:27 PM
They're scary I no like
CanisChiroptera 25-May-18 05:31 PM
Jesus I had no idea they were so horrifying
Looks like that caterpillar from A Bug's Life
Blazing Chrome 25-May-18 05:45 PM
They're cute
CanisChiroptera 25-May-18 07:50 PM
Reposting 'cause important
SphericalCheerfulIridescentshark SphericalCheerfulIridescentshark,tsunderesharks
Boopidee 25-May-18 07:52 PM
Pin
CanisChiroptera 26-May-18 10:43 AM
Another special interaction, this time with Hannah Tiger.
Subscribe for more: http://smarturl.it/CatersNews This is the JAWS-dropping moment a shark swooped in for a BACK RUB from a diver. Caters is managing the rig...
SEA DOGGOS
『N O B a d s』 26-May-18 10:55 AM
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CanisChiroptera 26-May-18 10:56 AM
Good boys
Espurresso 26-May-18 01:36 PM
Nutty✨ 26-May-18 01:37 PM
O W O
poppi 26-May-18 02:00 PM
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 26-May-18 02:03 PM
squee
Nutty✨ 26-May-18 02:03 PM
CanisChiroptera 26-May-18 02:04 PM
Very aesthetic borb
Boopidee 26-May-18 02:23 PM
CanisChiroptera 26-May-18 02:23 PM
THAT
IS A GOOD
BOY
Nutty✨ 26-May-18 02:23 PM
O M H
H
poppi 26-May-18 02:25 PM
I never realised how much I needed hugs until I came across this giant wolf plushie at a friend's house and just hugged it for the entire day
CanisChiroptera 26-May-18 02:25 PM
It should be friends with my giant vaporeon
absol 26-May-18 04:16 PM
He sleep
『N O B a d s』 26-May-18 04:16 PM
You should let them be
absol 26-May-18 04:16 PM
He is grace
He is god
『N O B a d s』 26-May-18 04:17 PM
On the other hand know is a good time to boop
absol 26-May-18 04:17 PM
B-But i must...SNUGGLE THE DOGGO
absol 26-May-18 08:06 PM
Bisky is be good boye
『N O B a d s』 26-May-18 08:11 PM
Good boye
『N O B a d s』 27-May-18 10:20 AM
Canterbury Park Corgi Races 7-30-2016.... 6 Heats and the Final!
So this is a thing
Espurresso 27-May-18 03:01 PM
NYOOM
Boopidee 27-May-18 06:37 PM
Pidgeon with necklace
poppi 28-May-18 01:12 AM
epic
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 28-May-18 01:14 AM
Pidgeon be Pimpin (edited)
Espurresso 28-May-18 01:14 AM
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 28-May-18 01:15 AM
👌 👌 👌
Espurresso 28-May-18 01:15 AM
i’m aware of repost
Dad Bot BOT 28-May-18 01:15 AM
Hi aware of repost, I'm vegan, did you know?!
CanisChiroptera 28-May-18 02:18 PM
This boy actually wants the s i p
『N O B a d s』 28-May-18 02:18 PM
But why mine won’t
CanisChiroptera 28-May-18 02:19 PM
He doesn't thirst
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 28-May-18 02:38 PM
He does not request of the S I P for he does not possess the T H I R S T
CanisChiroptera 28-May-18 04:44 PM
Yes exactly You can lead my son to bepis but you can't make him s i p (edited)
CanisChiroptera 28-May-18 07:40 PM
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CanisChiroptera 29-May-18 09:26 AM
BCI sent me an email saying they've updated their privacy policy and included this good lad (edited)
CanisChiroptera 29-May-18 06:31 PM
SquidSystem 29-May-18 07:11 PM
panda boy
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CanisChiroptera 30-May-18 05:32 PM
Aww not velifers
SquidSystem 30-May-18 05:39 PM
how sad
MEE6 BOT 30-May-18 07:59 PM
CanisChiroptera 30-May-18 08:00 PM
I love it so much
『N O B a d s』 30-May-18 08:00 PM
Now this is true dedication
Blazing Chrome 30-May-18 08:26 PM
Emi! I have a question! Were there prehistoric bats before??
Also that bat tattoo looks gooood
CanisChiroptera 30-May-18 08:27 PM
There were! They had long fluffy tails!
Blazing Chrome 30-May-18 08:28 PM
Aaaaaaa yesss prehistoric fluffy bats!
MEE6 BOT 30-May-18 09:00 PM
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CanisChiroptera 30-May-18 09:02 PM
I set this as the background of my Gmail and it never doesn't make me smile
SquidSystem 31-May-18 07:51 AM
how lovely
MEE6 BOT 31-May-18 07:53 AM
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Espurresso 31-May-18 05:38 PM
CanisChiroptera 31-May-18 05:43 PM
It's also in Canada now
I'm worried
Dad Bot BOT 31-May-18 05:43 PM
Hi worried, I'm an epic #GAMER!
Blazing Chrome 31-May-18 05:44 PM
Oh no. This is bad. Like really bad
『N O B a d s』 31-May-18 05:44 PM
Fuck I thought it was the snake
CanisChiroptera 31-May-18 05:45 PM
Indeed, and as much as I wanna have faith in our scientists, beating this is going to be next to impossible. We already have trouble enough finding roost sites and tracking bats as it is, but finding WNS colonies and somehow spraying them with a neutralizing culture or dousing them with UV lighting, like, how the hell are we gonna do that
I only know of about three roost sites on this island, maybe I should be working more actively in finding them. I have a suspicion of where one might be but it's on private property and the owners seem shady asf
Hm, I might know another possible place, too, or at least an estimated area. I have an idea.
Blazing Chrome 31-May-18 05:49 PM
Well I'll be wishing you a lot of good luck. These little guys will need help fighting that WNS.
CanisChiroptera 31-May-18 05:51 PM
Much obliged, Andy, I hope we'll be able to figure something out soon
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CanisChiroptera 31-May-18 06:55 PM
We were denied a count at a colony of about 1,000 bats, which totally sucks. I've made this flyer in the hopes that I can get some more roosts on our list.
SquidSystem 31-May-18 06:56 PM
very professional looking! Hope that does some good
CanisChiroptera 31-May-18 06:58 PM
Haha, thank you! I'm hoping that one of the neighbours may respond, it would be nice to count somewhere nearby and possibly validate my suspicions.
Also whoops phone number leak Call me at three in the morning just to whisper Despacito if you want
『N O B a d s』 31-May-18 06:59 PM
I just might
SquidSystem 31-May-18 06:59 PM
oh shit let's do it
CanisChiroptera 31-May-18 07:00 PM
Still mad that Apple took away my custom ringtone Super Minecraft Kid shrieking like a banshee is a great alert
SquidSystem 31-May-18 07:00 PM
I would bet
『N O B a d s』 31-May-18 07:00 PM
Oh wait did I tell any of you
In computer class we have to make a music video and I decided to do I need a hero from shrek 2 while awesomeminecraftparodies sings mine diamonds in the background
CanisChiroptera 31-May-18 07:02 PM
You need a Vevo
SquidSystem 31-May-18 07:03 PM
shriekingvevo
Boopidee 31-May-18 07:14 PM
Just in case you're having a bad day, here's a baby bat being cleaned. https://t.co/bpgEG7zNvi
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CanisChiroptera 01-Jun-18 08:37 AM
What the fuck
r/delusionalartists
CanisChiroptera 01-Jun-18 12:26 PM
Little floof
MEE6 BOT 01-Jun-18 01:07 PM
MEE6 BOT 01-Jun-18 04:13 PM
Espurresso 01-Jun-18 05:18 PM
CanisChiroptera 01-Jun-18 05:21 PM
A wild shaymin appears
Espurresso 01-Jun-18 05:22 PM
shaymin sea form
look at the little boys
CanisChiroptera 01-Jun-18 05:22 PM
Squishers
Espurresso 01-Jun-18 05:23 PM
ok i think i found my new favorite kind of slugs. sea sheep.
Tatsumaki BOT 01-Jun-18 05:23 PM
🆙 | Espurresso leveled up!
『N O B a d s』 01-Jun-18 05:23 PM
3 levels left
MEE6 BOT 01-Jun-18 05:56 PM
CanisChiroptera 01-Jun-18 05:56 PM
FUCK
Oh god it's getting faster, isn't it
MEE6 BOT 02-Jun-18 04:16 AM
My neighbour was outside last night shining a flashlight into the trees at the back of his yard. He seemed to be alternating between sweeping back and forth with a regular light, using a strobe light, and using a red light. He seems to be talking quietly into a radio or something too. He sits at a picnic table doing this for quite a while. He's done this a few times now. At first I saw flashlights in his backyard and worries someone was breaking in until I realized it was him. I guess my question is... does this behavior sound like something someone with a "bat watching hobby would do, or no? It's the only thing I can think of.
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CanisChiroptera 02-Jun-18 09:57 AM
THat boy
That's a good boy
MEE6 BOT 02-Jun-18 10:01 AM
Hello sorry if this is the wrong place to post this. I would remove it if so.. About 2 weeks ago I noticed a total of 4 pinhole sized marks next to eachother in my upper arm. They look like a possible set each smaller then half a centimeter. So I have anxiety disorder since I was 5 years old and now I am thinking a bat sneaked in my room to bite me and left before I awoken. The only place I could think of it getting in thru is a window next to my bed in which the screen has always been a little damaged bent and the top of window was open about half and inch. In order for it to get in it had to do a little manuevering which I know they are capable of. It's not like my window was wide open and just flew in. Also I have two cats which I'm sure would atleast make some noise if it did get in. Anyways I'm sorry that I'm a total idiot but anxiety is all I know. Do rabid bats have capability of finding a way in homes with windows which are not wide open. I live in southern California in the city and rarely see bats ever. Mostly when I head out towards the mountains near ball parks I see them flying near lights. Appreciate any knowledge any of you guys can give me. Thanks
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CanisChiroptera 02-Jun-18 10:02 AM
Why would a bat get into your room just to bite you and then leave
SquidSystem 02-Jun-18 11:26 AM
maybe we aren't dealing with a bat
WE'RE DEALING WITH A VAMPIRE
AIEE
CanisChiroptera 02-Jun-18 11:28 AM
Pride month is when all the Trans-ylvanians come out
SquidSystem 02-Jun-18 11:35 AM
don't forget about the queerewolves
that didn't work
Blazing Chrome 02-Jun-18 11:36 AM
That pun
SquidSystem 02-Jun-18 11:38 AM
trans-ylvanians is so much better than what I did lmao
CanisChiroptera 02-Jun-18 01:21 PM
Boom
Bat Transformer (edited)
SquidSystem 02-Jun-18 01:33 PM
more than meets the eye
MEE6 BOT 02-Jun-18 03:36 PM
CanisChiroptera 02-Jun-18 03:37 PM
BOOP INBOUND
Miniopterus or Eptesicus? I'm thinking the former
SquidSystem 02-Jun-18 03:45 PM
Whatever he is he is a sweet boy
CanisChiroptera 02-Jun-18 03:57 PM
Man they are, I love them
MEE6 BOT 02-Jun-18 04:44 PM
CanisChiroptera 02-Jun-18 05:24 PM
I have not
The little boys won't get close enough
I did find some great photos though
Here's a stack
Here's the same boopable boys
And one more
CanisChiroptera 02-Jun-18 06:30 PM
Boopidee 02-Jun-18 11:16 PM
CanisChiroptera 02-Jun-18 11:16 PM
What the fuck
Espurresso 03-Jun-18 12:17 AM
Look at this cute guy. This is a blue carpenter bee. They're like regular carpenter bees but just...blue... They live in dead wood and are generally non... - miriru - Google+
SquidSystem 03-Jun-18 07:25 AM
lovely as heck
MEE6 BOT 03-Jun-18 08:49 AM
『N O B a d s』 03-Jun-18 08:52 AM
Regular bees played persona 4 these ones played persona 3
MEE6 BOT 03-Jun-18 09:16 AM
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Blazing Chrome 03-Jun-18 09:43 AM
The picture above this one is Emi. And we love it.
CanisChiroptera 03-Jun-18 10:25 AM
♥ ♥ ♥ (edited)
MEE6 BOT 03-Jun-18 10:32 AM
CanisChiroptera 03-Jun-18 10:33 AM
What a gorgeous mom
『N O B a d s』 03-Jun-18 10:40 AM
Holy shit they have that many different bats
You what that means
TIME TO CONQUER ALL OF INDIA
MOST OF INDIA
CanisChiroptera 03-Jun-18 10:43 AM
They've got the ᴸᴬᴿᴳᴱ ᴮᴼᵞˢ
Espurresso 03-Jun-18 06:07 PM
#10at10, #ifunnytop, #Feature, #cute, #huskies
MEE6 BOT 03-Jun-18 08:08 PM
CanisChiroptera 03-Jun-18 08:13 PM
I read about that, and that's great, but how are we gonna get it to them
SquidSystem 03-Jun-18 08:25 PM
We fly a fleet of helicopters blasting UV light across the forests
CanisChiroptera 03-Jun-18 08:25 PM
What about caves
Or under bark
Or, in some cases, under leaf litter
We'd gotta find an efficient way to find the bats and then somehow implement UV onto that, hmm
SquidSystem 03-Jun-18 08:27 PM
and UV lights aren't healthy either
Espurresso 03-Jun-18 10:19 PM
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 03-Jun-18 11:56 PM
.eyes red
NotSoBot BOT 03-Jun-18 11:56 PM
⛔ Face not detected
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 03-Jun-18 11:56 PM
Fuck
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Last year I bought two single chamber bat houses from ebay without doing a ton of research. I've since done some more, and read that they should be placed on 20 foot poles in as much sunlight as possible to avoid bees from moving in. I plan on caulking and spray painting the bat house black. Would a 4x4 post work or should I use a metal pole? Does it need to be 20 feet high? Does it need shingles? Right now there are 2-4 bats that live around my property. Two of which used to live in my attic vents but have vacated after I shooed them off and sprayed insecticide because there were also bee hives. I've also read that single chamber bat houses are more for breeding nests than housing, should I get a double chamber with this small of a population? I only really have one good spot to put the house up on. I can give the two single chambers to neighbors to hopefully bring the population up. My neighbor has a pond and I have a wetlands in my backyard so theres no shortage of flying insects.
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CanisChiroptera 04-Jun-18 09:22 AM
What a gorgeous couple
CanisChiroptera 04-Jun-18 11:47 AM
SHE’S HERE
We’re gonna go set up her habitat now ❤
Blazing Chrome 04-Jun-18 11:50 AM
She's gorgeous!
CanisChiroptera 04-Jun-18 01:09 PM
Isn't she?? I LOVE her, I'm just waiting for her substrate to expand and then she can move in and I can finally hold her
After I move her in though I'm gonna leave her be until she sheds, her eyes are cloudy cause she's due for one
SquidSystem 04-Jun-18 01:16 PM
what a noodle
Espurresso 04-Jun-18 01:29 PM
i’m at school rn but she’s adorable and i love her
Dad Bot BOT 04-Jun-18 01:29 PM
Hi at school rn but she’s adorable and i love her, I'm an epic #GAMER!
CanisChiroptera 04-Jun-18 02:12 PM
I would die for you.
SquidSystem 04-Jun-18 02:51 PM
use your noodle and guard her with your life
Espurresso 04-Jun-18 03:32 PM
Our pet alligator hatchling sitting on the stairs calling for mom.
THE SOUNDS. IT MAKES.
CanisChiroptera 04-Jun-18 03:32 PM
CUTIE
CanisChiroptera 04-Jun-18 04:59 PM
I'm so mad that I can't hold her rn Why did you have to shed now bb
Dad Bot BOT 04-Jun-18 04:59 PM
Hi so mad that I can't hold her rn Why did you have to shed now bb, I'm an epic #GAMER!
Espurresso 04-Jun-18 04:59 PM
i wanna boop her.,
CanisChiroptera 04-Jun-18 05:02 PM
Same but I don't wanna disturb her while she warms up to her new home
Sad
She's been hiding under her rock for like two hours, it's nice and warm under there
SquidSystem 04-Jun-18 06:36 PM
good good snake lass
every single one of my birds are roosting right now
CanisChiroptera 04-Jun-18 06:39 PM
Look at them
SquidSystem 04-Jun-18 06:39 PM
we really need to get them in a coop soon
CanisChiroptera 04-Jun-18 06:39 PM
They're so fluff
SquidSystem 04-Jun-18 06:39 PM
my sweet birds need to roam
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MEE6 BOT 05-Jun-18 11:20 AM
『N O B a d s』 05-Jun-18 11:22 AM
But why would I want them out of my house
CanisChiroptera 05-Jun-18 11:29 AM
And vampire bats are cute fuck you
CanisChiroptera 05-Jun-18 03:17 PM
Found a bumblebee today
I think she wasn’t handling the cold very well so I put her somewhere better
Espurresso 05-Jun-18 03:19 PM
aw
CanisChiroptera 05-Jun-18 03:20 PM
SquidSystem 05-Jun-18 03:25 PM
aw heck that's a large lad
『N O B a d s』 06-Jun-18 12:46 AM
What a good boy
Look at him being a loaf
『N O B a d s』 06-Jun-18 03:41 AM
Ain’t that a good boye
SquidSystem 06-Jun-18 07:26 AM
indeed
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MEE6 BOT 06-Jun-18 11:40 AM
CanisChiroptera 06-Jun-18 12:12 PM
Boopidee 06-Jun-18 12:12 PM
GOOD BOY
CanisChiroptera 06-Jun-18 12:12 PM
Woke up with a floofer on my shoulder
CanisChiroptera 06-Jun-18 04:02 PM
Alright Riddle's in the last stage of shedding, her eyes have turned clear again, so she should be shedding within a day or so. Tomorrow is feeding day, but if she hasn't shed by then we're gonna move it to Friday.
She poked her head out and sniffed around today. I know she's paying attention when her tongue flicks out. I was hanging out in the living room and put my hand in her tank just to get her used to me a little and she moved a bit closer, flicked her tongue at me, but I wasn't sure if she was checking me out or if she maybe thought I was prey.
When shedding, balls are especially stressed, so I've been mostly leaving her alone to hide in her little cave. I wanna wait until we've fed her successfully to start handling her, as well, and if that works then I'll wait another day for her to digest. (edited)
SquidSystem 06-Jun-18 05:56 PM
I hope you can start handling her soon enough she sounds lovely
CanisChiroptera 06-Jun-18 08:01 PM
sCREAM SHE'S SHEDDING (edited)
CanisChiroptera 06-Jun-18 08:12 PM
Alright she should be out of her shed by tonight, so I'll feed her in the morning before I go to school, give her all of that day and possibly Friday to digest, and then I'll start handling her
CanisChiroptera 06-Jun-18 08:44 PM
Nutty✨ 06-Jun-18 08:45 PM
snakes :0 (edited)
CanisChiroptera 06-Jun-18 08:45 PM
She hasn’t gotten all of it yet, I might have to help her out
Nutty✨ 06-Jun-18 08:46 PM
Oooo, maybe you should keep it in a scrap book or something
CanisChiroptera 06-Jun-18 08:46 PM
“SUMMER MEMORIES”
Nutty✨ 06-Jun-18 08:46 PM
Y e s
CanisChiroptera 06-Jun-18 08:46 PM
I totally should tho, I’m just not sure where I’d put it
I’m also worried that if I try to help her I’ll just end up stressing her out, she’s not really used to me yet
Dad Bot BOT 06-Jun-18 08:47 PM
Hi also worried that if I try to help her I’ll just end up stressing her out, she’s not really used to me yet, I'm gay!
CanisChiroptera 06-Jun-18 08:47 PM
The bottom of the shed is decently moist but the top part is dry, maybe I need to up the humidity
Alright, it looks like she’s given up, I’m gonna help her
CanisChiroptera 06-Jun-18 09:38 PM
My mom theorized she was just taking a break, so I left her alone and she was right! The rest is off now!
And check out this cool-ass headpiece!
Tail came off in one piece, as well!
I’m a proud snake momma
Dad Bot BOT 06-Jun-18 09:40 PM
Hi a proud snake momma, I'm gay!
Nutty✨ 06-Jun-18 09:44 PM
Woo!
CanisChiroptera 06-Jun-18 10:52 PM
She seems more relaxed now that she’s out of her old skin
Lemme see if I can get a picture of what she’s doing
She’s poking her little snoot out
I’ve never seen her sleep like that before
Speaking of sleep I should really get to sleep. Tomorrow is feeding day!
Which means it’s time for my girl to start her nighttime cycle
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CanisChiroptera 07-Jun-18 09:20 AM
New Zealand lesser short-tailed bats are fuckin cool, man I didn't know that they sung, though
CanisChiroptera 07-Jun-18 10:05 AM
Holy shit
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CanisChiroptera 07-Jun-18 10:12 AM
@Boopidee
Boopidee 07-Jun-18 10:14 AM
Nice
『N O B a d s』 07-Jun-18 11:15 AM
BAZINGA BALL
CanisChiroptera 07-Jun-18 07:36 PM
-Knock knock-
-Knock knock knock-
-Knock knock knock knock-
『N O B a d s』 07-Jun-18 07:39 PM
STOP KNOCKING ON THE DOOR
CanisChiroptera 07-Jun-18 07:39 PM
-Knock knock knock-
『N O B a d s』 07-Jun-18 07:40 PM
REEEEEEEEEEE
CanisChiroptera 07-Jun-18 07:40 PM
"please sir can i talk to you for just a second"
『N O B a d s』 07-Jun-18 07:40 PM
Ok
CanisChiroptera 07-Jun-18 07:41 PM
"hello there would you like to purchase some bat scout cookies" https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/300509409606631424/435202947605856256/unknown.png
『N O B a d s』 07-Jun-18 07:41 PM
I’ll buy as much as legally possible
How much can I buy with 19 dollars and half a body pillow
CanisChiroptera 07-Jun-18 07:43 PM
"its $3.00 per box sir but we value half body-pillows at $69"
『N O B a d s』 07-Jun-18 07:44 PM
Nice
I’ll buy as much as possible
Gonna send some good boys
CanisChiroptera 07-Jun-18 07:47 PM
Aw man look at that loaf
『N O B a d s』 07-Jun-18 07:48 PM
Indeed
absol 07-Jun-18 07:48 PM
CUTE
Nutty✨ 07-Jun-18 08:08 PM
Insane 07-Jun-18 08:15 PM
Why am I not seeing 🅱arry 🅱 🅱enson
MEE6 BOT 07-Jun-18 08:46 PM
Jesus I’m having anxiety. I’m on vacation in a mountain town in Spain ans asoeke to a bar in my room. As i was opening a window to let it fly out, it grazed my finger. I don’t see a bite or feel anything but now I’m so afraid i secretly have rabies. What do i do? I’m traveling in one week again. Please help.
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Blazing Chrome 08-Jun-18 04:29 AM
kiwi
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『N O B a d s』 08-Jun-18 09:11 AM
I’ll be right there
CanisChiroptera 08-Jun-18 09:14 AM
My gosh how interesting
They've got some big boyes in there, too
MEE6 BOT 08-Jun-18 09:26 AM
CanisChiroptera 08-Jun-18 09:26 AM
What a boy
MEE6 BOT 08-Jun-18 09:28 AM
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CanisChiroptera 08-Jun-18 09:28 AM
What a boy
Espurresso 08-Jun-18 09:28 AM
look at all these boys
Espurresso 08-Jun-18 11:42 AM
GWnanamiRokaNaisu 1
CanisChiroptera 08-Jun-18 11:43 AM
BLESSED IMAGES PURE IMAGES
Pinned a message.
SquidSystem 08-Jun-18 11:50 AM
absolute purity
『N O B a d s』 08-Jun-18 12:19 PM
How he’s being held reminds me of the dog stuck in a bush acting like nothing happened
CanisChiroptera 08-Jun-18 03:12 PM
I did it! I handled her!
She was no trouble at all, very gentle
『N O B a d s』 08-Jun-18 03:12 PM
You handled the noodle
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 08-Jun-18 03:12 PM
👏
CanisChiroptera 08-Jun-18 03:12 PM
Yeah a bit of a heavy noodle, but the noodle seemed to take it very well
SquidSystem 08-Jun-18 04:08 PM
before long you can mind meld
Espurresso 08-Jun-18 05:18 PM
the cat trying to get into the Japanese art mueseum is now immortalized on a tote bag in their gift shop
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CanisChiroptera 08-Jun-18 05:18 PM
I'd buy one
Espurresso 08-Jun-18 10:53 PM
has riddle done this yet @CanisChiroptera
CanisChiroptera 08-Jun-18 10:53 PM
ACTUALLY YES
I've seen her do little snake-yawns twice now
Espurresso 08-Jun-18 10:54 PM
aaaa
snake yawns,,,
CanisChiroptera 09-Jun-18 10:51 AM
I'VE GOT HER AROUND MY ARM
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 09-Jun-18 10:53 AM
intensifeyes
CanisChiroptera 09-Jun-18 10:56 AM
『N O B a d s』 09-Jun-18 10:56 AM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODLE
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 09-Jun-18 10:57 AM
CanisChiroptera 09-Jun-18 10:58 AM
It is I feel blessed
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 09-Jun-18 10:58 AM
You are
CanisChiroptera 09-Jun-18 11:06 AM
Now she's wrapping around my waist Feels super weird, I can feel her little tongue and it tickles like hecc
SquidSystem 09-Jun-18 12:01 PM
she thinks she's a boa constrictor but she's just a booper constricter
Espurresso 09-Jun-18 01:10 PM
SquidSystem 09-Jun-18 02:53 PM
wasted
『N O B a d s』 09-Jun-18 02:54 PM
.wasted
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Pinned a message.
CanisChiroptera 09-Jun-18 03:01 PM
Some things are too perfect
Espurresso 09-Jun-18 03:40 PM
Blazing Chrome 09-Jun-18 03:41 PM
why does he look sad
『N O B a d s』 09-Jun-18 03:41 PM
He just found out he was banned on mineplex
CanisChiroptera 09-Jun-18 03:44 PM
+f
KawaiiBot BOT 09-Jun-18 03:44 PM
CanisChiroptera has paid their respects 💜
Blazing Chrome 09-Jun-18 03:50 PM
Soooooo cuttttteeeeeeGWcmeisterPeepoLove
For the info
That was my friend who typed that
CanisChiroptera 09-Jun-18 03:51 PM
He is a very cute boyo
I love him
Blazing Chrome 09-Jun-18 03:51 PM
I showed her the other pics of Quill and she likes them
CanisChiroptera 09-Jun-18 03:51 PM
What's not to love Besides the whole rape thing
Blazing Chrome 09-Jun-18 03:52 PM
yeah. rape, go away and never come back
Espurresso 09-Jun-18 03:53 PM
SquidSystem 09-Jun-18 05:14 PM
My dad found this baby bunny in our yard it's a peach ain't it
CanisChiroptera 09-Jun-18 05:15 PM
Oh indeed, much better than the retarded ones that are fuckin all over the neighborhood
Blazing Chrome 09-Jun-18 05:15 PM
Awe. That's a little cutie
SquidSystem 09-Jun-18 05:16 PM
hey my rabbits are incestors so they aren't much better lol
Espurresso 09-Jun-18 05:35 PM
quills making cute noises
Boopidee 09-Jun-18 05:35 PM
Record
Espurresso 09-Jun-18 05:40 PM
CanisChiroptera 09-Jun-18 05:41 PM
wuff wouf arouu
『N O B a d s』 09-Jun-18 05:41 PM
Emily I didn’t know you’re a furry
CanisChiroptera 09-Jun-18 05:41 PM
Bitch yes you did
『N O B a d s』 09-Jun-18 05:42 PM
hotelroom
Espurresso 09-Jun-18 10:06 PM
CanisChiroptera 09-Jun-18 10:07 PM
Now this is a religion I can get behind
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 10-Jun-18 12:13 AM
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『N O B a d s』 10-Jun-18 05:44 AM
BY THE POPE
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『N O B a d s』 10-Jun-18 09:45 AM
RELEASING THE INTEL
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CanisChiroptera 10-Jun-18 11:36 AM
HI LITTLE BOY
MEE6 BOT 10-Jun-18 06:12 PM
I caught a bat that was trapped in my bedroom all night. I caught it and it’s in storage container. I’m concerned it might have made contact with someone in my family (I have two young children). I want to get it tested for rabies. What do I do?
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Espurresso 11-Jun-18 11:13 AM
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CanisChiroptera 11-Jun-18 12:24 PM
There he go
CanisChiroptera 11-Jun-18 12:39 PM
Espurresso 11-Jun-18 02:24 PM
Blazing Chrome 11-Jun-18 03:31 PM
ALRIGHT Y'ALL SIT THE FUCK BACK
GUARDIAN IS GONNA TELL YOU A STORY
SO THERE'S THIS DOG THAT BELONGS TO A FRIEND OF MY MOM
HER NAME IS VENUS
THAT LITTLE SHIT CAN JUMP LIKE 15 YARDS
SHE IS ALSO FAST AS FUCKING SONIC THE HEDGEHOG
AND SHE GOES AND SITS ON MY LAP AFTER JUMPING AT ME FROM LIKE 4 YARDS AWAY
OR SOME SHIT
IDK
SquidSystem 11-Jun-18 03:34 PM
the fastest thing alive
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Insane 11-Jun-18 05:47 PM
Good boi(s)
Espurresso 11-Jun-18 11:47 PM
DOGS ARE ON ME
sleepy boy
weird boy
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CanisChiroptera 12-Jun-18 11:58 AM
When are Eastern reds not cute
『N O B a d s』 12-Jun-18 11:59 AM
That’s still cute
Look at that
CanisChiroptera 12-Jun-18 12:01 PM
SNOOT
『N O B a d s』 12-Jun-18 12:04 PM
.zoom 10
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CanisChiroptera 12-Jun-18 12:32 PM
.eyes anime
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Espurresso 12-Jun-18 02:38 PM
how to tell if your dog is good for cuddling: if their fur leaves indents of where you put your hand
CanisChiroptera 12-Jun-18 05:49 PM
He's shaped like a friend
SquidSystem 12-Jun-18 07:13 PM
Don't know if this counts as a good boy but Man, I just looked behind my house It's really dark back there and I was greeted by thousands of flashing fireflies something about it was just beautiful I stood there for like a good few minutes just staring I love fireflies so goddamn much (edited)
oh hey my state bug is a firefly neat
CanisChiroptera 12-Jun-18 07:33 PM
I'm jealous, I don't get fireflies Just a ton of noisy crickets and frogs, much harder to catch
Dad Bot BOT 12-Jun-18 07:33 PM
Hi jealous, I don't get fireflies Just a ton of noisy crickets and frogs, much harder to catch, I'm gay!
SquidSystem 12-Jun-18 07:45 PM
fireflies are wonderful specimen that need to be protected
『N O B a d s』 12-Jun-18 07:48 PM
My dogs have short hair
They don’t leave marks
SquidSystem 12-Jun-18 07:49 PM
you aren't petting hard enough
『N O B a d s』 12-Jun-18 07:50 PM
What do you want me to do pet them at the force of a car going 90MPH
SquidSystem 12-Jun-18 07:51 PM
Uhm, yes gabriel
『N O B a d s』 12-Jun-18 07:54 PM
Very well then
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MEE6 BOT 13-Jun-18 02:57 AM
Hey, everyone. I’ve asked a couple different subreddits about this, and I just wanted to run it by you all since you’re bat enthusiasts. Basically, I got this bite either this past Saturday or Sunday—either at my fiancé’s house or in my apartment—and I’m having a lot of anxiety over it. For context, I do have an anxiety disorder, and rabies has been my top fear ever since visiting a bat cave in south China five years ago. I woke up with these two puncture wounds, which don’t hurt at all and are not itchy. I measured them to be 2mm in length total, with maybe 1mm difference between the dots. Here is a picture with my finger for reference: http://imgur.com/kGpGO6c I checked my apartment for bats and found nothing and no reasonable entryways—and my fiancé’s house, which is a ranch style with only a ground floor and a basement, has 6 people living in it, 4 cats, and 2 dogs. No one has said anything about a bat and none of the animals have caught anything or been chasing anything. Also, my fiancé’s mother searched the house for me and found no bats. I live in West Michigan and the bats most common here are the little and big brown bats. I guess I’m just confused as to how small the little brown bat is and if it’s possible for it to create a 1-2mm bite. Just to be clear, I didn’t see a bat or find a bat in the house—but I’m terrified of rabies.
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MEE6 BOT 13-Jun-18 07:53 AM
poppi 13-Jun-18 08:55 AM
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 13-Jun-18 11:59 AM
Top Quality
Espurresso 13-Jun-18 12:10 PM
here’s a pichu that i feel belongs here
『N O B a d s』 13-Jun-18 12:11 PM
You promise his attacks won’t make him accidentally kill himself
Espurresso 13-Jun-18 12:14 PM
i think they’ve toned down the damage he does to himself, idk tho
Boopidee 13-Jun-18 12:17 PM
Even if he still hurts himself I will main him
He was my Melee main and I'm keeping it that way
Espurresso 13-Jun-18 12:27 PM
PICHU MAINS UNITE
MEE6 BOT 13-Jun-18 01:32 PM
Hello, I live in a german urban area and have a few bats in the attic above my flat, because the insect population in germany is going down and due to me being intetested in seeing one of them feed I'd like to ask you if it's possible to somehow take insects as bait in order to get one on camera? thank you in advance for any tips.
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SquidSystem 13-Jun-18 04:53 PM
Guys in case you forgot
Rage still exists.
Pichu is constantly pushing itself closer to Rage.
Pichu could be a pure glass cannon.
Boopidee 13-Jun-18 05:04 PM
Holy shit
Espurresso 13-Jun-18 05:06 PM
pichu Loses It asmr
Espurresso 13-Jun-18 08:12 PM
Please honor my late service dog & partner by dropping a thumbs up & a view at THIS LINK: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNuo0gC6_f4 HIT THAT SUBSCRIBE BUTT...
CanisChiroptera 13-Jun-18 08:12 PM
Shit I was just about to post
Espurresso 13-Jun-18 08:12 PM
Thank you for watching! Make sure to watch our other videos! Hope you like our compilation, please share it, like it, and SUBSCRIBE! Let's see how fast we ca...
CanisChiroptera 13-Jun-18 08:12 PM
I’ll do it anyway
Bam, snek
Espurresso 13-Jun-18 08:14 PM
i love her
CanisChiroptera 13-Jun-18 08:15 PM
She loves you too
Espurresso 13-Jun-18 08:16 PM
awh
CanisChiroptera 13-Jun-18 08:25 PM
She’s rather photogenic this evening
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 13-Jun-18 08:55 PM
Very_good_snek.jpeg
『N O B a d s』 13-Jun-18 09:50 PM
Emily what’s with the donut
Nutty✨ 13-Jun-18 09:51 PM
ohmygod
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 13-Jun-18 11:46 PM
Transparent Version^
Espurresso 13-Jun-18 11:49 PM
the church controlling the society’s residents (medieval era)
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CanisChiroptera 14-Jun-18 08:26 AM
BAT TRAINER
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CanisChiroptera 14-Jun-18 09:39 AM
There is good in this world keemcry
MEE6 BOT 14-Jun-18 03:34 PM
I woke up after sleeping from 8am-2pm in the basement with a two puncture wound 2mm in size. No bat in sight. No one in the house saw a bat either, and windows were all closed. Could a rabid bat hide somewhere and die or did I not get bit by a bat?
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MEE6 BOT 14-Jun-18 05:49 PM
rabies
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what if someone mentions rabies in the text field of a text post
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Espurresso 14-Jun-18 08:31 PM
i am currently: snuggling
CanisChiroptera 14-Jun-18 08:31 PM
Good
Espurresso 14-Jun-18 08:32 PM
he’s making all these cute noises aaa
he is warm and soft like mash potatoe
CanisChiroptera 14-Jun-18 08:32 PM
I want him
CanisChiroptera 14-Jun-18 10:28 PM
🅱ig 🅱rown 🅱oye
What a cutie omg
Insane 14-Jun-18 11:00 PM
You see 🅱ats are like flying doggos, 🅱ig fluffy 🅱ois
Blazing Chrome 15-Jun-18 04:03 AM
Bats are just furry birds
And I love them
poppi 15-Jun-18 04:43 AM
MOOD
Good boy? How about HUGE BOI
MEE6 BOT 15-Jun-18 09:09 AM
CanisChiroptera 15-Jun-18 12:10 PM
Large Lad
Espurresso 15-Jun-18 01:04 PM
this dog is fucking weird (edited)
『N O B a d s』 15-Jun-18 01:05 PM
Can’t tell a dog he cant
CanisChiroptera 15-Jun-18 07:57 PM
Some gay lions to brighten your day
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 15-Jun-18 08:05 PM
Good shit
Espurresso 15-Jun-18 08:09 PM
homora leo
MEE6 BOT 16-Jun-18 10:25 AM
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CanisChiroptera 16-Jun-18 01:40 PM
A little spider decided to come hang out on my arm
I can’t blow him off so I guess he’s my friend now
He’s pretty chill
I put him down on a leaf but he came back
His name is fluffy and he’s my new best friend
『N O B a d s』 16-Jun-18 01:48 PM
Keep him away from sasha
SquidSystem 16-Jun-18 01:50 PM
how lovely
CanisChiroptera 16-Jun-18 01:54 PM
I, uh I think I dropped him and now idk where he is God damnit he left me, just like my ex wife
Oh there he is
How the fuck does he keep finding me
This is getting weird, Fluffy
And now he’s on my back, shit
SquidSystem 16-Jun-18 01:58 PM
he refuses to part with you
CanisChiroptera 16-Jun-18 01:58 PM
But it’s okay cause now I’ve got Fluffy v2
SquidSystem 16-Jun-18 01:59 PM
is that a fly I don't think fluffy v1 will like that
CanisChiroptera 16-Jun-18 01:59 PM
Shit you’re right
Fluffy v2’s stuck in my hair now and I have no idea where v1 is, wonder if there’s gonna be a showdown
SquidSystem 16-Jun-18 02:02 PM
I fully support adding Canis as a stage on SSBU
CanisChiroptera 16-Jun-18 02:03 PM
ULTRALUL
A NEW FIGHTER HAS JOINED THE BATTLE
『N O B a d s』 16-Jun-18 02:09 PM
OH SHIT
SquidSystem 16-Jun-18 02:19 PM
FLY FLIES IN!!
Espurresso 16-Jun-18 02:21 PM
FLY MAKES A BUZZ!!
SquidSystem 16-Jun-18 02:25 PM
WAY BETTER OH MY GOD
CanisChiroptera 16-Jun-18 04:50 PM
Ladies and gentlemen, I’ve been blessed
Espurresso 16-Jun-18 04:51 PM
nice scarf
CanisChiroptera 16-Jun-18 04:54 PM
Thanks, it’s African
Blazing Chrome 16-Jun-18 04:54 PM
Wait. That you?
CanisChiroptera 16-Jun-18 04:55 PM
Yep, that me
She’s still here as we speak
And it’s lunch time so I’m making noodles with my noodle
Blazing Chrome 16-Jun-18 04:58 PM
You two look great though
CanisChiroptera 16-Jun-18 05:01 PM
Aww thank you 💕
MEE6 BOT 16-Jun-18 06:05 PM
I’d like to preface with a thank you, I am a person with a bat phobia (read:rabies phobia) and lastnight I had a situation I wasn’t sure what to make of it. I live on the third floor of an apartment building and have a lot of plants on my balcony. Lastnight while sitting outside and reaching for something, one of my small shrubby plants rustled like something went through the leaves of it. I’m not sure if I saw anything because it was dark. My questions are 1) do bats hangout in little potted shrub plants? 2) if it was a bat, would it bite me if any part of my body got close to it? 3) would I feel it on my foot if I got bit? 4) would a bat carrying rabies be able to fly away out of my shrub? And 5) do bats make noises that I would have been able to hear when the leaves were rustling? Thank you if you take the time to respond. I’m really anxious about this because I am worried about being bit and contracting rabies and I cannot afford to get the vaccine schedule. I’m kind of trying to convince myself that there was no bat rustling around my potted plant, but because I have significant anxiety it is very difficult for me to do so. It also definitely was not wind that caused the leaves to rustle, it was as if there was something in it that moved quickly out of it, but I don’t recall seeing anything fly away from my balcony.
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CanisChiroptera 16-Jun-18 06:07 PM
See this is why I always like to assure people that the chances of a bat having rabies is extremely slim
If you've got a rabies phobia then you should be more afraid of dogs than of bats
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 16-Jun-18 08:11 PM
Bats fly through the power of jazz hands
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 16-Jun-18 09:20 PM
I hear bats outside my window
Insane 16-Jun-18 09:35 PM
Scooby dooby Doo
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https://m.imgur.com/TWdv16o Came into work this morning to find this little guy sitting in a cardboard box (would have gotten a better pick but it didn’t seem to like it when I tried to get closer than this) IDK if someone working yesterday put him in there or if he got stuck in there overnight, but he seems to be moving around inside the box alright but doesn’t seem to be able to get out on his own. This subreddit seemed like a decent place for advice so I thought I’d see if anyone knew what I could leave out for this guy in terms of food/water, or should I just put the box on its side so he can climb out on his own?
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CanisChiroptera 17-Jun-18 05:23 PM
Oh man that really is a beautiful hoary bat
Espurresso 17-Jun-18 06:06 PM
wdym all of them are beautiful
CanisChiroptera 17-Jun-18 06:07 PM
Amen
SquidSystem 17-Jun-18 07:07 PM
ALL BATS ARE WORKS OF ART, CAN I GET AN AMEN
CanisChiroptera 17-Jun-18 09:11 PM
😩🙏🙏
Nutty✨ 17-Jun-18 09:12 PM
Espurresso 18-Jun-18 01:21 AM
This video is a beautiful reminder of how we should treat ALL animals 🐾 💞. https://t.co/IViVVxugj5
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AAAA SEA DOGGY
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 18-Jun-18 01:24 AM
W H O L E S O M E
Espurresso 18-Jun-18 02:00 AM
i call quill a good boy at like 1:50 am and then i hear clyde upstairs barking
『N O B a d s』 18-Jun-18 06:55 AM
He knows
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Espurresso 18-Jun-18 12:15 PM
all three dogs are with me
hell yeah i can’t get up
Espurresso 18-Jun-18 12:34 PM
CanisChiroptera 18-Jun-18 12:35 PM
You've been blessed
Quill is a lot fuckin heavier than I thought he'd be also Absolute UNIT
Boopidee 18-Jun-18 12:36 PM
The goddamn motherfucking lad (edited)
CanisChiroptera 18-Jun-18 12:53 PM
I put a hide on the cool side of Riddle’s tank cause it’s getting really fuckin hot and she’s not hiding in the other one anymore because of it.
I think she likes it
She likes to poke her snoot out, and I'm not complaining in the slightest
Insane 18-Jun-18 01:45 PM
Somebody needs to boop her snoot
CanisChiroptera 18-Jun-18 01:50 PM
I would but she snzz and I don't wanna wake her
Insane 18-Jun-18 01:51 PM
Give her the boop on the snoot when she woke
CanisChiroptera 18-Jun-18 01:51 PM
Absolutely
poppi 19-Jun-18 01:05 AM
@Espurresso my sorta bf is a husky freak, just know every single picture of your doggo you post here goes to him
:3
Espurresso 19-Jun-18 01:05 AM
a!!
poppi 19-Jun-18 01:05 AM
husky doggo
OwO
MEE6 BOT 19-Jun-18 05:17 AM
『N O B a d s』 19-Jun-18 05:40 AM
I’m sorry I misread that as Three Ways Bats Could Bounce From the Dinosaurs (edited)
Dad Bot BOT 19-Jun-18 05:40 AM
Hi sorry as Three Ways Bats Could Bounce From the Dinosaurs, I'm gay!
『N O B a d s』 19-Jun-18 09:24 AM
PLEASE ILL BE BACK THURSDAY DONT START WITHOUT ME
MEE6 BOT 19-Jun-18 12:24 PM
CanisChiroptera 19-Jun-18 10:51 PM
Just got back from my evening helping out the bat biologist! I had a blast, learned a lot, too He let me borrow the EchoMeter which is a bat detector you use on your phone, so I guess I have this for a while now, I'm gonna take it fucking everywhere. I also found out some various things about my street: 1 - Yes, my neighbour does have a hoary bat 2 - Long-legged myotis were much more prevalent than I thought 3 - Power lines cause nothing but trouble
SquidSystem 19-Jun-18 10:56 PM
you now have the power to view every bat known to man what will you do with this power
CanisChiroptera 19-Jun-18 10:56 PM
Run around the neighbourhood at twelve in the morning like a fucking maniac
SquidSystem 19-Jun-18 10:58 PM
Oh shit I got it
combine echometer with pokemon go
create a game that encourages people to get into bats wrapped in a "fun" AR game
CanisChiroptera 19-Jun-18 10:59 PM
You madman That's an excellent scheme idea
poppi 20-Jun-18 06:11 AM
Goodest
Boy
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CanisChiroptera 20-Jun-18 02:00 PM
LOOK AT THAT LAD
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poppi 22-Jun-18 12:51 AM
woAh
Goodest
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CanisChiroptera 23-Jun-18 10:42 AM
@Boopidee
CanisChiroptera 23-Jun-18 02:05 PM
We're taking care of someone's dog today and I love her
Espurresso 23-Jun-18 03:54 PM
@everyone it’s cutie saturday post bats
CanisChiroptera 23-Jun-18 03:54 PM
On it
🌟cremeyy 23-Jun-18 03:55 PM
i should make that bat character i was gonna
CanisChiroptera 23-Jun-18 03:55 PM
Happy Baturday (edited)
Honk if you're hoary
『N O B a d s』 23-Jun-18 04:02 PM
Oh fuck post bats
CanisChiroptera 23-Jun-18 04:02 PM
Glamorous boye
『N O B a d s』 23-Jun-18 04:06 PM
CanisChiroptera 23-Jun-18 04:06 PM
『N O B a d s』 23-Jun-18 04:06 PM
CanisChiroptera 23-Jun-18 04:07 PM
Whoa Gabe I'm not familiar with those species Where are they from
『N O B a d s』 23-Jun-18 04:09 PM
I’m not legally allowed to disclose the location
Dad Bot BOT 23-Jun-18 04:09 PM
Hi not legally allowed to disclose the location, I'm gay!
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CanisChiroptera 24-Jun-18 09:35 AM
The girl
This dog we’re taking care of for a day probably still loves me more than my actual dog
Blazing Chrome 24-Jun-18 10:18 AM
She looks so cute!
『N O B a d s』 24-Jun-18 10:19 AM
Well then I guess you’ll have to fight her owners
SquidSystem 24-Jun-18 11:10 AM
battle to the death
CanisChiroptera 24-Jun-18 11:30 AM
I want to steal her
She's gone now tho Sad gamer moment
Espurresso 24-Jun-18 11:38 AM
when i pace around the house quill follows me around
he’s my companion!
Espurresso 24-Jun-18 12:09 PM
CanisChiroptera 24-Jun-18 12:43 PM
I'll take twenty
CanisChiroptera 24-Jun-18 12:55 PM
I thought they had human faces
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CanisChiroptera 24-Jun-18 01:26 PM
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CanisChiroptera 24-Jun-18 06:37 PM
I love this photo ♥
MEE6 BOT 25-Jun-18 07:14 AM
SquidSystem 25-Jun-18 03:51 PM
man, this is sad, one of my rabbits just died
Blazing Chrome 25-Jun-18 03:52 PM
Sorry for your little guy's loss man.. I hope you're alright..
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 25-Jun-18 04:03 PM
CanisChiroptera 25-Jun-18 04:04 PM
Oh shit, man, I'm so sorry
SquidSystem 25-Jun-18 04:15 PM
I'm okay it's just sad and now it's brother is all alone the poor lad
Nutty✨ 25-Jun-18 04:16 PM
Awh, poor child
SquidSystem 25-Jun-18 04:17 PM
I mean, I'll be fine I just I just wish I could have done something to help her you know I'll have to pour one out for it
CanisChiroptera 25-Jun-18 09:48 PM
Elephants, dolphins, as well as some carnivores and primates maintain social links despite their frequent splitting and merging in groups of variable composition, a phenomenon known as fission–fusion. Information on the dynamics of social links ...
On another good boy note, I hear owls outside my window
I also hear a really loud noise coming from the woods, kinda sounds like Wessex's meows but it's a lot louder
Do cougars meow
Googled, they can and it sounds similar
Fuck I hope there isn't a cougar near the house
Yeah no it's not that
Definitely not a baer
Bear
Hm
Maybe it's some weird bird
Should I take a look
I'm gonna take a look, if I'm not back in ten minutes just assume I'm dead
Dad Bot BOT 25-Jun-18 09:54 PM
Hi gonna take a look, if I'm not back in ten minutes just assume I'm dead, I'm gay!
CanisChiroptera 25-Jun-18 09:56 PM
Fuck it it's cold out there
『N O B a d s』 25-Jun-18 10:31 PM
So what was it
It’s been 30 minutes which now I can assume you are dead and immediately claim 75% of your belongings and money
SquidSystem 25-Jun-18 11:02 PM
I'm taking the snake
Dad Bot BOT 25-Jun-18 11:02 PM
Hi taking the snake, I'm gay!
CanisChiroptera 25-Jun-18 11:03 PM
-Rises from the dead and shivs in the arm- NO TOUCH THE CHILD
『N O B a d s』 26-Jun-18 06:34 AM
EMILY YOU ARE STAYING IN HELL WITH THE REST OF THEM
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CanisChiroptera 26-Jun-18 01:56 PM
Just got an email about how WNS treatment is going so far. It seems we've got a cure in the lab but we have no idea on how to get it to the bats as so many hibernacula in BC are unknown.
But also
Bat adaptations to WNS o Gagnon: behaviour change-increased grooming, increased activity o Langwig: behaviour change-hibernation at lower temperatures o Maslo: genetic changes for more robust genotypes related to hibernation behaviour, neural growth and reorganization o Moore: antimicrobial skin proteins may reduce WNS susceptibility
Which is super cool, I had no idea the bats were adapting to this
Espurresso 26-Jun-18 02:03 PM
theyre bigger, and faster, and stronger too
CanisChiroptera 26-Jun-18 02:03 PM
ULTRALUL
『N O B a d s』 26-Jun-18 02:21 PM
But don’t bats already run the government
CanisChiroptera 26-Jun-18 03:56 PM
Important: Riddle likes to lick my nose
MEE6 BOT 26-Jun-18 04:24 PM
Have become briefly fascinated with the world's foremost sanguivores and after looking at various articles online the specifics on these animals are really lacking. Here's a couple things I'm really curious about. * How do they extrapolate enough nutrients from the blood to survive? Blood is mostly protein, do they need vitamins, fats, carbs or minerals at all? * Do they ever eat normal food such as fruit? Can they even digest it? If not, what would happen if you force fed them some? * How did one group evolve to only drink the blood of mammals and another only the blood of birds? Is the blood between birds and mammals totally different? If any of you bat-lovers on there have any first hand experience or have found an article I didn't then, please share your knowledge, It would be greatly appreciated!
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MEE6 BOT 26-Jun-18 07:54 PM
I felt something on my arm earlier when outside, but I didn't think I saw anything, so I brushed it off, but tonight I realized I have five scratch marks all seeming equidistant from one another maybe an inch long and 3/8ths of an inch apart from one another. Do they usually look a certain way? I'm wondering now if it was a bat I felt after all, though I'd imagine they don'r usually swoop down and scratch you but rather wait til they're on you to do so.
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CanisChiroptera 27-Jun-18 11:33 AM
CUTIE
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『N O B a d s』 27-Jun-18 01:05 PM
Ok where do I steal this
CanisChiroptera 27-Jun-18 01:11 PM
China
『N O B a d s』 27-Jun-18 01:24 PM
But China doesn’t exist
CanisChiroptera 27-Jun-18 01:27 PM
Fine uhhhh bootleg Korea
『N O B a d s』 27-Jun-18 01:27 PM
That is china
Blazing Chrome 27-Jun-18 02:02 PM
If China doesn't exist then explain these
🍊
Espurresso 27-Jun-18 02:16 PM
look at this smug fuck
CanisChiroptera 27-Jun-18 02:21 PM
What a sass-master
CanisChiroptera 27-Jun-18 04:45 PM
CanisChiroptera 27-Jun-18 06:28 PM
Needed a picture of a ball in grass, thought you guys might wanna see it
SquidSystem 27-Jun-18 08:02 PM
okay is it possible to have many snakes completely cover you I want to wear many snakes
CanisChiroptera 27-Jun-18 08:04 PM
SquidSystem 27-Jun-18 08:06 PM
how do I do that
CanisChiroptera 27-Jun-18 08:09 PM
Become a zookeeper apparently Or just pray hard enough I guess
SquidSystem 27-Jun-18 08:09 PM
pray to the snake gods
CanisChiroptera 27-Jun-18 08:10 PM
Pray to China to lend you their noodles
Nutty✨ 27-Jun-18 08:10 PM
"Hey, we're in public"
CanisChiroptera 27-Jun-18 08:10 PM
Yeah Rid was like inside my coat under my armpit like a snake backpack and she almost fell out right in front of everybody
Hecking silly rope
SquidSystem 27-Jun-18 08:13 PM
do you just keep her with you at all times or something
CanisChiroptera 27-Jun-18 08:13 PM
I took her to school with me today
SquidSystem 27-Jun-18 08:20 PM
did she scare anyone or did she behave like a good noodle
CanisChiroptera 27-Jun-18 08:21 PM
I think a few old people were trying really hard to keep it casual, but otherwise everyone loved her
Nutty✨ 27-Jun-18 08:21 PM
Old people, expected
Also I just found this and I can't
CanisChiroptera 27-Jun-18 08:22 PM
Old people are ironically huge pussies
HOLY FUCK
MEGA FLOOFER
Nutty✨ 27-Jun-18 08:22 PM
LOOK AT THAT FLUFF 😩 💦
CanisChiroptera 27-Jun-18 08:23 PM
I booped a bee today but it wasn't nearly that fluffy
Nutty✨ 27-Jun-18 08:23 PM
Sad
SquidSystem 27-Jun-18 08:31 PM
Not quite a poofy pollen pal though
『N O B a d s』 27-Jun-18 09:07 PM
Bitch let them have their drinks
SquidSystem 27-Jun-18 09:07 PM
stop making tequila and start making bats happy
I mean who the fuck drinks because they love the specific drink
they're doing it wrony
you drink to have your mind killed and that's it
if your goal isn't assassinating your brain cells for the night when you drink you gay
『N O B a d s』 27-Jun-18 09:10 PM
That’s why I drink this glass of dish soap
SquidSystem 27-Jun-18 09:10 PM
this guy gets it
I prefer blended toothpaste and peanut butter myself
it really makes you want to die
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CanisChiroptera 28-Jun-18 02:41 PM
@everyone
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 28-Jun-18 02:47 PM
Best
poppi 28-Jun-18 02:57 PM
VERY
Espurresso 28-Jun-18 06:08 PM
some dogs... are good girls...
this is my dad’s roommate’s dog, summer!
CanisChiroptera 28-Jun-18 07:22 PM
Had to turn this into a video for reasons Go comment stupid shit or something Don't forget to like and subscribe to join my free gift card giveaway https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5SLsWocw9k
My six-year-old ball python, Riddle, "yawning" after getting a bit of bark stuck in her mouth during feeding time.
Espurresso 28-Jun-18 08:23 PM
CanisChiroptera 28-Jun-18 08:33 PM
I love this girl
CanisChiroptera 28-Jun-18 09:06 PM
What a boy
MEE6 BOT 28-Jun-18 11:09 PM
CanisChiroptera 28-Jun-18 11:10 PM
Purest shit
CanisChiroptera 29-Jun-18 03:33 PM
Did you know that parti-colored bats are good
They're good and angery
Boopidee 29-Jun-18 03:33 PM
feeshowo
Tatsumaki BOT 29-Jun-18 03:33 PM
🆙 | Boopidee leveled up!
CanisChiroptera 29-Jun-18 03:33 PM
LOOK AT HIM
LOOK AT HIM GRR
RAAAAAAA
But he's so heckin loafy
heckin cinnamon-loaf boye
『N O B a d s』 29-Jun-18 03:41 PM
Emily why is there a sweet roll here
CanisChiroptera 29-Jun-18 03:42 PM
I went to go eat it but it tried to bite my nose
『N O B a d s』 29-Jun-18 03:42 PM
Then don’t eat bats
CanisChiroptera 29-Jun-18 03:42 PM
I thought it was a sweet roll
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 29-Jun-18 03:42 PM
Vore
『N O B a d s』 29-Jun-18 03:42 PM
Otherwise your batshit insane
CanisChiroptera 29-Jun-18 03:43 PM
Sienfeld_theme.mp3
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CanisChiroptera 30-Jun-18 02:05 PM
Your x-ray bat is inferior to mine (edited)
SquidSystem 30-Jun-18 02:16 PM
I was gonna do a joke about how "my X-Ray is better" and show a picture of a guy named Ray who changed his name to something else" but I guess Ray is such a satisfying name no one wants to be an Ex-Ray (edited)
CanisChiroptera 30-Jun-18 02:17 PM
What about my ex-wife
CanisChiroptera 30-Jun-18 02:26 PM
That makes sense
Not to mention they're so thin it'd be weird if they were these thick, heavy bones
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SquidSystem 30-Jun-18 04:40 PM
bord
CanisChiroptera 30-Jun-18 04:45 PM
Cluck cluck girle
SquidSystem 30-Jun-18 04:45 PM
you can see cluck cluck boy out of focus behind her
CanisChiroptera 30-Jun-18 04:46 PM
What wonderful birds
SquidSystem 30-Jun-18 04:47 PM
I would die for bord
Blazing Chrome 30-Jun-18 10:26 PM
Today I found out that one of my friends likes bats
SquidSystem 30-Jun-18 10:26 PM
keep that friend forever
CanisChiroptera 30-Jun-18 10:27 PM
Good
『N O B a d s』 30-Jun-18 10:28 PM
This one lives another day
『N O B a d s』 30-Jun-18 10:43 PM
マリ おんな しば この師匠に死角なし! 剣道少年は10回見ること
MEE6 BOT 01-Jul-18 09:19 AM
In New England up here. I have a ceiling fan in my apartment bathroom and was wondering if a bat would be able to crawl in through there, flutter around, and be able to get out through that same hole unnoticed? I woke up with a strange double mark on my arm and was curious. We live on the third floor of an apartment building. Thank you!
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Espurresso 01-Jul-18 01:06 PM
it’s currently real aurora hours
Blazing Chrome 01-Jul-18 01:33 PM
This is a good girl who walks around this outdoors restaurant
She lets me pet her
CanisChiroptera 01-Jul-18 04:19 PM
squee
CanisChiroptera 01-Jul-18 10:48 PM
HOLY SHIT
Can I have like five hundred of these
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『N O B a d s』 02-Jul-18 10:54 AM
And what’s wrong with that
『N O B a d s』 02-Jul-18 02:38 PM
Give the bats your house
MEE6 BOT 02-Jul-18 05:31 PM
Hello Bat enthusiasts, Recently my father has had an odd bat problem. He lives in rural Alabama and I remember growing up seeing bats all the time at night flying around the house. Nothing unusual. He's lived there for almost 20 years and never had a problem with them. We have a large inground pool in the back yard. Two days ago he found two bats around the concrete walkway surrounding the pool, and one floating in the water. All bats were still alive, however made no attempt to get away from him. This was during the middle of the day. Yesterday he found 2 more bats in the pool, both alive, and today two more, again both alive. He put the all of the bats into some trees behind the house. I guess my question is what could be going on? We've had bats there for 20 years without anything like this ever happening and now 7 in three days? Nothing new has been installed or put up around the pool. I'm trying to get answers from someone who might know a little bit more. I work for a different state wildlife agency and will be contacting our own bat biologists tomorrow to see if they have any idea. In the meantime was hoping to hear from someone on here. I've recommended him contacting the DNR in Alabama, if this continues happening or our bat biologists recommend that tomorrow. Appreciate the help friends and hope a post like this is allowed here. Thanks!
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CanisChiroptera 02-Jul-18 09:10 PM
I love him
Boopidee 03-Jul-18 12:32 AM
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Blazing Chrome 03-Jul-18 08:26 AM
@Boopidee i agree
That's a good boy
Espurresso 03-Jul-18 12:16 PM
WHAT
CanisChiroptera 03-Jul-18 12:55 PM
Uhhh
Okay
Nutty✨ 03-Jul-18 01:11 PM
👀
what
Blazing Chrome 03-Jul-18 02:49 PM
(._. )
Insane 03-Jul-18 03:08 PM
Hello yes I would like to request a crow boi
CanisChiroptera 03-Jul-18 03:09 PM
Insane 03-Jul-18 03:09 PM
👌
Boopidee 03-Jul-18 03:27 PM
Excuse me can I get another Crow
CanisChiroptera 03-Jul-18 03:28 PM
MEE6 BOT 03-Jul-18 06:52 PM
Last night at 3 am my cat brought a bat into my bathroom, I feel back asleep because I thought it was dead. At 4 my cat woke me with meowing and the bat was chilling on a lightbulb guard. So I closed the door to the bathroom and would take care of it when I woke up. Now that I am awake, I went to get that boy out of my house. Well he is not there. I literally searched it over and over again and he isn’t there. There’s absolutely no openings to the bathroom so he has to be in there. Help
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CanisChiroptera 04-Jul-18 03:02 PM
WHAT A LAD
『N O B a d s』 04-Jul-18 03:03 PM
Emily we’ve been using bats to track your search history
CanisChiroptera 04-Jul-18 03:03 PM
Joke's on you my search history is bats
『N O B a d s』 04-Jul-18 03:03 PM
Oh fuck
Then
IM THE ONE BEING TRACKED
Dad Bot BOT 04-Jul-18 03:03 PM
Hi THE ONE BEING TRACKED, I'm one of them new-fangled gays!
CanisChiroptera 04-Jul-18 03:04 PM
Nutty✨ 04-Jul-18 03:07 PM
Gabe, we know you search lesbian emo porn
CanisChiroptera 04-Jul-18 03:07 PM
THE TERM IS BIG TIDDY GOTH GF
Nutty✨ 04-Jul-18 03:08 PM
We know your secrets Gabe
『N O B a d s』 04-Jul-18 03:09 PM
Well minus the emo par- WAIT WHAT
Espurresso 04-Jul-18 03:38 PM
gabe, is there something you’re not telling us?
SquidSystem 04-Jul-18 03:50 PM
Found this good dog
CanisChiroptera 04-Jul-18 03:54 PM
Oh man that's a very good dog
Boopidee 04-Jul-18 04:11 PM
CanisChiroptera 04-Jul-18 09:38 PM
SquidSystem 04-Jul-18 09:38 PM
what a lizard
CanisChiroptera 04-Jul-18 09:39 PM
She doesn’t have legs it’s been hard for her
SquidSystem 04-Jul-18 09:39 PM
she good at slither tho
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『N O B a d s』 05-Jul-18 08:07 AM
IS THAT GEO I SEE (edited)
Espurresso 05-Jul-18 09:43 AM
WORM?
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MEE6 BOT 06-Jul-18 09:35 AM
Hi everyone. I'm from Southern Europe, and I realized something today that surprised me quite a lot. It appears that the past 2-3 years a lot of things are changing here. The most obvious is the climate, which has become more wet, with rainstorms lasting until late June. That's about 1 extra month of rain in a year, than how it's been as long as I remember. (I am 31 btw). But that's not the only thing that changed. Since I was a kid, I remember seeing and listening bats at summer nights. Every night they would be flying all around the neighborhood, dancing in the air, and making this unique sound they make... Today I realized that I still haven't heard or saw a bat once this summer. And I don't remember encountering them last year either. Perhaps once, at one night, but even that is such a change. Also, the trees around the area got infested with mushrooms on their trunks, and the number of mosquitoes grew so drastically. I used to go sit at a bench at some local square at summer nights, gazing the stars and seeing the bats dancing... But now it's so different. I can't even go have a sit on the square because of the mosquitoes. It's full of them. Everywhere is full of them. And the bats... These nice nocturnal dancers are gone. Why ? Why did they left the neighborhood behind, and left us with the annoying mosquitoes ? I googled about bats disappearing and I found some articles about a bat epidemic in the USA. I didn't found anything about Europe. I'm puzzled as to why I don't see or hear bats at nights any more, and nostalgia makes me sad.
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CanisChiroptera 06-Jul-18 11:30 AM
Aw is this girl okay
Looks like she’s been rained on
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CanisChiroptera 07-Jul-18 11:09 AM
Poofer floofers
CanisChiroptera 07-Jul-18 05:42 PM
CAPUCHIN 👏 MONKEYS 👏
MonkeyBoo wants you to say hello to his friend, ! He is a one and a half year old white faced capuchin! What a cute and playful little monkey! Boo loves him....
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Espurresso 08-Jul-18 04:30 PM
REAL BEAR HOURS
SquidSystem 08-Jul-18 04:38 PM
these are good bears
they are very good bears
CanisChiroptera 08-Jul-18 04:47 PM
I love these bears
『N O B a d s』 08-Jul-18 05:36 PM
DID YALL SAY BEARS
I HOPE YOURE BEARY PREBEARED FOR THIS UNBEARABLE BEAR OF A BATTLE
SquidSystem 08-Jul-18 05:38 PM
I CAN'T BEAR TO WATCH
I URSINE MYSELF TO MY FATE
『N O B a d s』 08-Jul-18 05:38 PM
YOURE GONNA HAVE TO BEAR IT THROUGH
EVEN IF IT GETS GRIZZLY
SquidSystem 08-Jul-18 05:39 PM
EVEN IF IT BECOMES A PANDA-MONIUM?
『N O B a d s』 08-Jul-18 05:39 PM
y e s
SquidSystem 08-Jul-18 05:40 PM
I think we might be polar opposites gabe
koala this pressure is making me go mad
『N O B a d s』 08-Jul-18 05:40 PM
Says the exotic trash panda
SquidSystem 08-Jul-18 05:41 PM
you're going brown you heathen
『N O B a d s』 08-Jul-18 05:44 PM
Try me I have a Russian with me
SquidSystem 08-Jul-18 05:45 PM
He won't attack me I'm an ursoviet
『N O B a d s』 08-Jul-18 05:45 PM
Fuck
Insane 08-Jul-18 07:25 PM
Shibe Fonsi and Daddy Gabee are now releasing Despatreato 3. Big Thanks to FlyingKitty for the second part. Go follow maru the shiba on IG: https://www.insta...
In memory of Gabe the dog
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CUTE
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what a sweet snek
Nutty✨ 09-Jul-18 11:57 PM
yes
snek
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CanisChiroptera 10-Jul-18 03:23 PM
Subscribe: http://bit.ly/SubToColeAndMarmalade My office supurrvisor is cuter than yours! … We often say Cole is "The sweetest black cat in the world" here's...
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CanisChiroptera 10-Jul-18 04:40 PM
We don't deserve cats, man
CanisChiroptera 10-Jul-18 06:20 PM
Cats w/ flower crowns tho
OR, OR
Is nobody seeing all these fucking cats, LOOK AT THEM
SquidSystem 10-Jul-18 06:35 PM
meOW
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amu sent me this image and i’ve been losing my shit over this for the past few hours
CanisChiroptera 11-Jul-18 02:57 PM
o^o
Espurresso 11-Jul-18 03:14 PM
cats in power stances is my aesthetic
Espurresso 11-Jul-18 03:43 PM
AAA!! LOTTIE!! A GOOD GIRL!!
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CanisChiroptera 11-Jul-18 04:27 PM
Click that link rn
Espurresso 11-Jul-18 04:33 PM
SMOL FLOOFER
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SquidSystem 11-Jul-18 05:22 PM
how lovely
here's my birds
CanisChiroptera 11-Jul-18 05:22 PM
What epic chickos They've got a really nice house too
SquidSystem 11-Jul-18 05:24 PM
thank you we tried hard to give these good good birds a home
SquidSystem 11-Jul-18 05:32 PM
Here's a close good bird
CanisChiroptera 11-Jul-18 05:48 PM
She looks very soft and huggable
SquidSystem 11-Jul-18 05:50 PM
she is but she's a sad bird she has like a birth defect in her feet
her middle toes are crooked
CanisChiroptera 11-Jul-18 05:57 PM
Aw, poor girl
SquidSystem 11-Jul-18 06:22 PM
she is real sweet though! She's so warm and fuzzy
I would die for her
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CanisChiroptera 11-Jul-18 08:32 PM
I WISH I JUST RANDOMLY FOUND EASTERN REDS ON MY PORCH WTF
Espurresso 11-Jul-18 09:11 PM
maple real..
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Espurresso 12-Jul-18 04:38 PM
apparently rats are one of the most loving pets that also bite the least, only being bested by the guinea pig
i want a rat.
SquidSystem 12-Jul-18 04:39 PM
as do I
the rodents are good
Espurresso 12-Jul-18 04:42 PM
rodents are amazing
CanisChiroptera 12-Jul-18 05:57 PM
Same
My mom kept rats for many years and she says they're wonderful
SquidSystem 12-Jul-18 06:06 PM
I like mice too
that's the main reason I'd be apprehensive towards getting a snake lol I don't want to be directly responsible for a mouse's demise
CanisChiroptera 12-Jul-18 06:07 PM
Haha, well lemme tell you I'm pretty sure that a snake like mine couldn't hunt unless you like held it there, balls are ridiculously slow
So as long as you're not trying to get them to hug or anything then it should be good
SquidSystem 12-Jul-18 06:19 PM
Ah, I see I already have too many pets though lol
CanisChiroptera 12-Jul-18 06:43 PM
Yeah same, haha, I dropped a ton of money on Rid so I don't think I'll be getting another any time soon
CanisChiroptera 12-Jul-18 09:05 PM
Oh man I think Riddle's going into another shed And that means I can't touch her 'till she does so I'm sad
SquidSystem 12-Jul-18 09:06 PM
yeah but there'll be snekskin
that's pretty epic no
CanisChiroptera 12-Jul-18 09:06 PM
True, so it's not all bad
SquidSystem 12-Jul-18 09:12 PM
And your slithery sweetpea will have fresh new good skin
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Espurresso 13-Jul-18 11:22 AM
!!!
AAA
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CanisChiroptera 13-Jul-18 03:58 PM
Batto hotel
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CanisChiroptera 13-Jul-18 06:39 PM
AWW
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Espurresso 13-Jul-18 06:40 PM
child..
CanisChiroptera 13-Jul-18 08:08 PM
SQUISH
Espurresso 13-Jul-18 08:11 PM
yeah i like bats
CanisChiroptera 13-Jul-18 08:12 PM
Joke's on you that's the format of all my files
Espurresso 13-Jul-18 08:12 PM
intensifeyes
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CanisChiroptera 14-Jul-18 04:04 PM
Tonight’s another bat study night! I’ll make sure to take lots of pictures of the cute battos ❤❤❤
SquidSystem 14-Jul-18 04:05 PM
Hope those bats are good loafs
Nutty✨ 14-Jul-18 04:07 PM
Yes indeed
CanisChiroptera 14-Jul-18 10:37 PM
There’s a lot more where these come from, folks. I’m gonna be lucky if I’m back at the hotel till sunrise, haha
Nutty✨ 14-Jul-18 10:44 PM
G A S P
squee
CanisChiroptera 14-Jul-18 11:27 PM
CanisChiroptera 14-Jul-18 11:39 PM
I GOT A BLEP
『N O B a d s』 14-Jul-18 11:40 PM
As you can see
MY CHILDREN DO NOT WANT THE S I P
CanisChiroptera 15-Jul-18 12:49 AM
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOKYSHITHDIKVYGEJJEVDOUVODVEVOHVEOVEHOCWKHHCJV
CLOSEST I’VE BEEN TO HOLDING A BAT
I JUST HANDLED A RECENTLY-DEAD BAT THAT HAD A HEART-ATTACK IN THE BAG
SO SMALL AND FRAGILE AND CUTE
My mom took pictures
I will remember this moment forever
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Cat with Short Legs Looks Like a Tiny Potato | This blind, 3-pound cat was born with very short legs and a lot of other issues — but her mom was determined t...
Espurresso 15-Jul-18 01:07 AM
wet potato,
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Insane 16-Jul-18 04:47 PM
Yes greetings i would like to see a crow boi
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SquidSystem 16-Jul-18 08:59 PM
what a bat
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『N O B a d s』 17-Jul-18 01:01 PM
D O G
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She has had a string of unsuccessful rescues recently. It's sad for all of us at this sub-reddit when a bat doesn't make it, and it's been especially hard on her. So let's keep praying for her.
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CanisChiroptera 17-Jul-18 06:25 PM
Oh dear, poor girls :(
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CanisChiroptera 17-Jul-18 07:35 PM
sweem
Espurresso 17-Jul-18 07:42 PM
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Espurresso 17-Jul-18 10:58 PM
shoutout to camazotz, the mayan bat god, for existing
CanisChiroptera 17-Jul-18 10:59 PM
CAMAZOTZ IS A THING?? I THOUGHT THAT WAS MADE-UP FOR SILVERWING???
Espurresso 17-Jul-18 10:59 PM
it is and it’s great
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SquidSystem 18-Jul-18 10:12 AM
I FOUND THIS PERFECT BOY
Blazing Chrome 18-Jul-18 11:51 AM
GASP SO CUTE
SquidSystem 18-Jul-18 11:55 AM
this turtle needs to be protected
『N O B a d s』 18-Jul-18 11:58 AM
Protect a bulletproof animal
Sounds reasonable
Blazing Chrome 18-Jul-18 12:00 PM
Please protect the turlt
SquidSystem 18-Jul-18 12:07 PM
the turtman is also slow and Hawks can pick him up
turtles don't have feather falling IV gabe
Espurresso 18-Jul-18 01:23 PM
are pics of koromaru allowed in this channel (edited)
『N O B a d s』 18-Jul-18 01:23 PM
Depends
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 18-Jul-18 01:24 PM
Yes
Espurresso 18-Jul-18 01:28 PM
alright cool beans
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 18-Jul-18 01:32 PM
Good
MEE6 BOT 18-Jul-18 03:43 PM
I've been very interested in setting up a bat box on my property for quite some time, but my significant other is quite opposed. She claims that bats are dangerous in that they carry rabies & other sicknesses, and she's concerned about bat droppings, etc. Do you all know of any potential dangers or downsides to hosting bats close to one's home? I can't seem to find any articles on bat-box/house related safety. Thanks!
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TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 18-Jul-18 05:53 PM
Too pure
CanisChiroptera 18-Jul-18 06:12 PM
AWW
CanisChiroptera 18-Jul-18 08:27 PM
RIDDLE'S SHED
CUDDLE TIME
SquidSystem 18-Jul-18 08:28 PM
THE REPTILE IS READY
Nutty✨ 18-Jul-18 08:36 PM
Ready for cuddles
CanisChiroptera 18-Jul-18 10:08 PM
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Espurresso 19-Jul-18 12:51 AM
look at this lil boy doin a cosplay
CanisChiroptera 19-Jul-18 12:51 AM
Espurresso 19-Jul-18 12:51 AM
can’t tell if it’s real or not tho- OH!! FLYING BABY!
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『N O B a d s』 20-Jul-18 09:21 AM
But where is your feet
Espurresso 20-Jul-18 10:23 AM
floofers get laid
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CanisChiroptera 20-Jul-18 03:39 PM
NEW SPECIES?? squee
CanisChiroptera 20-Jul-18 04:00 PM
The crunch munch is back
Espurresso 20-Jul-18 04:22 PM
BLEPPY BOI
CanisChiroptera 20-Jul-18 07:08 PM
What a smile
CanisChiroptera 20-Jul-18 08:33 PM
AAAA ?? WHERE DO I GET THIS JOB ???
absol 21-Jul-18 11:52 AM
Good boye spotted
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Espurresso 21-Jul-18 01:46 PM
good girl
『N O B a d s』 21-Jul-18 07:44 PM
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absol 21-Jul-18 09:28 PM
New kitty squee
Blazing Chrome 21-Jul-18 09:29 PM
Gasp! Cutie!!
CanisChiroptera 21-Jul-18 09:30 PM
KITTY
I WANNA TOUCH IT
What a lovely floofer
『N O B a d s』 21-Jul-18 09:30 PM
Ill call you
Judd
Espurresso 21-Jul-18 09:31 PM
haha jibanyan
Nutty✨ 21-Jul-18 09:32 PM
cute
absol 21-Jul-18 09:34 PM
His name is charlie and he's so SMOL
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absol 22-Jul-18 09:37 AM
I'm playing with the good boy rn (edited)
Dad Bot BOT 22-Jul-18 09:37 AM
Hi playing with the goos boy rn, I'm Jake from State Farm!
Espurresso 22-Jul-18 09:48 AM
CanisChiroptera 22-Jul-18 09:49 AM
pREMIUM 👏 LADS 👏
absol 22-Jul-18 09:49 AM
GUYS THE KITTY WENT ON MY LAP AND WAS PURRING
squee
Espurresso 22-Jul-18 09:49 AM
:/
CanisChiroptera 22-Jul-18 09:49 AM
Are these geckos?
Espurresso 22-Jul-18 09:49 AM
i think so!
CanisChiroptera 22-Jul-18 09:50 AM
Oh man look at their little legs
Espurresso 22-Jul-18 09:50 AM
look at his little feets
they’re like paws
absol 22-Jul-18 09:50 AM
cute
Espurresso 22-Jul-18 10:29 AM
『N O B a d s』 22-Jul-18 10:30 AM
He demands the w e e d
Espurresso 22-Jul-18 10:30 AM
i don’t know where else to put this
『N O B a d s』 22-Jul-18 10:32 AM
Sir can you please tell the time
Espurresso 22-Jul-18 10:33 AM
morning
『N O B a d s』 22-Jul-18 10:34 AM
Ok have a good day sir
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wholesome
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SquidSystem 24-Jul-18 07:54 AM
wew look at em
『N O B a d s』 24-Jul-18 08:25 AM
When does the game start (edited)
SquidSystem 24-Jul-18 03:24 PM
Man, I love when my birds roost on me
but them talons be sharp oof
CanisChiroptera 24-Jul-18 03:29 PM
Worth it
SquidSystem 24-Jul-18 03:35 PM
such good bird
I want to have them all on me
CanisChiroptera 24-Jul-18 03:35 PM
I desire to drown in feathers and fluff
SquidSystem 24-Jul-18 03:36 PM
ultra birds
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CanisChiroptera 24-Jul-18 10:24 PM
HOLY SHIT I'M GETTING MY FIRST RABIES SHOT TOMORROW
After these shots I will officially be able to touch bats without worry
I will inform you when I boop my first bat (edited)
SquidSystem 24-Jul-18 11:26 PM
Oh, nice!
Espurresso 25-Jul-18 06:13 AM
a good boy
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Probably came out of the garage. Looked out the window and saw it flapping around on the ground. I caught it gently with my t-shirt, and put it in an uncovered box with a towel for bedding a my shirt to hide in in the outdoor breezeway, where there is shade and air movement so it stays a little cooler. Gave it some water in a jar lid, I think it drank a little. Don't know anything about caring for bats or what kind of bat it is, so I don't know what to do for it. Please help!
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MEE6 BOT 25-Jul-18 05:40 PM
Probably came out of the garage. Looked out the window and saw it flapping around on the ground. I caught it gently with my t-shirt, and put it in an uncovered box with a towel for bedding a my shirt to hide in in the outdoor breezeway, where there is shade and air movement so it stays a little cooler. Gave it some water in a jar lid, I think it drank a little. Don't know what kind of bat it is. It's very small, but I don't think it's a baby. Don't know anything about caring for bats. Please help! We're in the foothills of the Blue Mountains in eastern Washington if that helps. I'll try to get pictures to add, but I don't want to stress it out any more than I have to.
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MEE6 BOT 25-Jul-18 11:33 PM
I inherited a lovely bat colony that currently lives in my chimney. I love them and really want them to stay in the area but for practical reasons they’re going to need to find a new home next year. I’m planning on putting up bat boxes — at least 2, or as many as I should to give them some room to grow. I know trees aren’t ideal for placement, but I don’t have any structures good to mount boxes on. I’ll install poles if I need to but I’m curious what thoughts you have about mounting on trees. Specifically, tall cedars overlooking a ravine, with no neighboring branches. The cedar branches don’t start til high up and there’s no other foliage predators could lurk in. But there is still a canopy a bit above, though it’s actually pretty open. Thoughts? I’d super appreciate any advice. :)
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SquidSystem 26-Jul-18 11:35 AM
I love my dog
absol 26-Jul-18 11:38 AM
good girl (edited)
『N O B a d s』 26-Jul-18 11:38 AM
D O G
absol 26-Jul-18 11:38 AM
I want to pet it
SquidSystem 26-Jul-18 11:38 AM
she girl but she is good
absol 26-Jul-18 11:38 AM
oof
I want to boop her
SquidSystem 26-Jul-18 11:39 AM
she is fun to boop
absol 26-Jul-18 11:39 AM
feeshowo
SquidSystem 26-Jul-18 11:39 AM
bravoregret
『N O B a d s』 26-Jul-18 11:39 AM
ohmy
『N O B a d s』 26-Jul-18 02:53 PM
absol 26-Jul-18 02:54 PM
yes
CanisChiroptera 26-Jul-18 03:22 PM
Y'know this is one of those images that makes you think How did this happen in the first place
Also GIVE ME BACK MY BREAD YOU LONG BASTARD
SquidSystem 26-Jul-18 04:42 PM
it his bred now
CanisChiroptera 26-Jul-18 04:45 PM
Speaking of long bastards
I just watched my snake vore a rat
Look at her go
SquidSystem 26-Jul-18 05:18 PM
poor rat
CanisChiroptera 26-Jul-18 05:19 PM
Ah I'm sure he had a nice life
SquidSystem 26-Jul-18 05:20 PM
Here's a question though
If you put a bunch of snakes on a big plate and put tomato sauce on them does it count as spaghetti
『N O B a d s』 26-Jul-18 05:21 PM
Yes
CanisChiroptera 26-Jul-18 05:21 PM
Of course
『N O B a d s』 26-Jul-18 05:22 PM
Its the same thing as putting frosting on a cat and calling it cake
SquidSystem 26-Jul-18 05:22 PM
If I were to get a large fork and spin it around the snakes, will they all wrap around it
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SquidSystem 27-Jul-18 10:22 PM
that is sad
CanisChiroptera 27-Jul-18 10:22 PM
My poor fluffers
Too tiny for their own good
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CanisChiroptera 28-Jul-18 04:31 AM
Hey that’s an unflattering image Also they sing songs so they’re wonderful
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SquidSystem 28-Jul-18 05:03 PM
aww
Espurresso 29-Jul-18 02:14 AM
here’s your daily reminder that r/rarepuppers is incredible
it’s super wholesome yeah that’s my own post H
CanisChiroptera 29-Jul-18 02:14 AM
That is a great picture
Espurresso 29-Jul-18 02:14 AM
i applaud whoever tagged these photos
CanisChiroptera 29-Jul-18 02:15 AM
^^^
Espurresso 29-Jul-18 02:15 AM
like this!
so the community is super wholesome and it’s Dog Pics so who can say no
CanisChiroptera 29-Jul-18 02:16 AM
Extremely wholesome location
Espurresso 29-Jul-18 02:18 AM
you have entered the wholesome area
SquidSystem 29-Jul-18 07:50 AM
only wholesome allowed
If I see heck you're dead
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SquidSystem 29-Jul-18 12:26 PM
it is bord
bord
Espurresso 29-Jul-18 12:27 PM
bord
『N O B a d s』 29-Jul-18 12:36 PM
bord
CanisChiroptera 29-Jul-18 01:01 PM
bord
Nutty✨ 29-Jul-18 01:13 PM
borb, you fools (edited)
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CanisChiroptera 30-Jul-18 10:08 AM
I desire this bone bat
MEE6 BOT 30-Jul-18 01:20 PM
Espurresso 30-Jul-18 01:21 PM
AWW
CanisChiroptera 30-Jul-18 03:22 PM
My bat detector’s here just in time for tonight! I’m hoping it’ll be even more effective than the other one
Mindwashed Metropolis 30-Jul-18 03:26 PM
Nice!
Espurresso 30-Jul-18 04:18 PM
#funny, #lol, #kittens
catsnip does this to pikaboy’s “ears”
change my mind
Espurresso 30-Jul-18 05:19 PM
poppi 30-Jul-18 05:19 PM
huskies>all doggos
Espurresso 30-Jul-18 05:19 PM
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CanisChiroptera 30-Jul-18 11:21 PM
So I’ve found my new favorite bat counting location, people there were really nice, and my detector was going crazy with the amount of batty diversity
I believe the dead bat collection season is over, so now I’ve got two big browns and a Myotis in my freezer after playing with them for like half an hour cause holy shit that was incredible
Dude seeing a species I have trouble identifying next to a common Myotis and being able to get up close like that was extremely helpful
Two of the three were very intact, as well
Especially the first big brown
CanisChiroptera 30-Jul-18 11:30 PM
So I’ll put this here for your sake and mine. Mostly mine just so I don’t forget but hey, maybe someone will find this useful someday: Big brown (Eptesicus fuscus) - Silky, shiny, bright fur - Nose hairless and blunt - Blunt tragus - Twice as big as your typical Myotis, still small - Lack of a “Myotis gap” - Noticeable shoulders, moderately defined body Myotis spec.: - Fluffy, duller color - Face pointed and fuzzy - Sharp tragus - Like, ridiculously small - Trademark “Myotis gap,” meaning there’s an extremely small premolar between the canine and next premolar, appearing as a gap between the teeth. - Ball of fluff, optimal for loafing (edited)
The Myotis could easily ride on the back of a big brown
All the bats were adult. Big browns were both female and a part of the colony in the landowner’s home. Myotis was male and almost definitely solitary. Myotis was very dried, I could not open the wings. Big brown 2 was more mangled, but big brown 1 showed minimal damage aside from a puncture in the chest and behind the head, likely from the landowner’s cat.
If the lab doesn’t want these guys I’m not sure what to do with them. It feels like a waste throwing at least the first big brown out when it’s so preserved
I’d likely soak big brown 2 in a vat of bleach to retrieve the skeleton and make myself a model. It would be extremely useful to me.
Perhaps I can get big brown 1 taxidermied?
Y’know maybe I should learn how to taxidermy, I’ve clearly got an interest in preserving all these fascinating animals
But I digress. TL;DR, fun night
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GET THAT BOY TAXIDERMIED AND PUT IT ON YOUR WALL
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of course bat is the hugest one
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Hey, all! So, I live in Michigan (Lower Peninsula) and the bat species most common is little brown bat. I was wondering if you were outside walking at night and wearing sandals, would you feel a bat land on your foot and bite you? I was walking on the street around 9:30 a week ago and saw a bat flying by the trees, doing normal bat things. I was all covered except my feet. I didn’t see it come near me and I didn’t feel anything, but when I got home I found a scratch on my ankle. I know there’s a lot of ways I could have gotten that scratch—most of which don’t involve a bat landing on me without me noticing—but I was just wondering how stealthy they are. I know they’re about the size of a mouse, with wings. I’ve heard stories of people waking up with a bat nearby and being bit without realizing it, but I wanted to know if I would know if I was bit since I was awake. Don’t judge me! I don’t know much about bats, LOL. I have never come in contact with one, but I have been in a Chinese bat cave!
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one of my birds laid an egg but I accidentally stepped on it so that's not fun
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CanisChiroptera 01-Aug-18 06:53 PM
Squid preformed an accidental abortion
RIP eggy
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It was this or the pan
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it wasn't fertilized so I mean it was just yolk
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Premium good boy
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good dog
Blazing Chrome 02-Aug-18 06:23 PM
Went ti pick up my stepmom's dog at the vet
CanisChiroptera 02-Aug-18 06:23 PM
DOGGY
Blazing Chrome 02-Aug-18 06:26 PM
She's a pure breed Yorkshire
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It looks like a fur blob
I love it
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well my bords laid another egg
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Egg
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it's a weird egg but it's a good friend bird egg
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Ye
『N O B a d s』 03-Aug-18 11:21 AM
This eggact object created a cult by accident
And hours of mass destruction
Mindwashed Metropolis 03-Aug-18 11:27 AM
Oh
CanisChiroptera 03-Aug-18 01:39 PM
Reposting as a gif on here in case you don't wanna click because holy shit you've gotta see this
BIG ACHOO
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WHAT A FLUFF
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FLOOOFER
CanisChiroptera 04-Aug-18 12:53 AM
Babysitting a big fluffy dog again She likes to sleep on my bed and cuddle, I feel blessed
CanisChiroptera 04-Aug-18 01:49 PM
I think Riddle likes massages
What a girl
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Rub the noodle
question: can Riddle wrap around your head and be worn as a badass crown
CanisChiroptera 04-Aug-18 01:51 PM
That is a good question I must try this
But later, I think she's sleeping
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allow the snake to rest then
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This sounds nuts, I know. I live in New England and am really nervous about bats and just wanted to ask if a bat got into my apartment, would I be able to see/find it? Or would it be able to find it’s way out on its own? We don’t keep windows open and I wasn’t sure if a bat would be able to even get inside in the first place, and if it did, would it be flying around/found on the carpet stuck indoors? Thank you!
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That was beautiful
I admire and respect this woman, I feel I can relate to her
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Greetings! My husband and I semi-recently moved into a house with a big barn in Northeastern US. In the spring we were pretty happy when we started seeing bats zoom out of the highest point because we love bats and figured our mosquito level would be pretty low. At that time I would count about 14/15. As the summer has progressed, I most recently saw 50 fly out before I got tired of counting. Now like I said before, I LOVE bats. Love them! I love watching them fly out at dusk, I love all the mosquitos they eat, I think they're one of the cutest misunderstood creatures out there. But there is SO. MUCH. POOP. IN THE BARN. Everything gets covered in guano. We have to keep everything in there covered by tarps. The not gonna lie when isay that i feel like I need a hazmat suit whenever I go in. We really want to utilize the barn in the future but can't if everything gets histoplasmosis sprinkles on it after one night. Now before we moved in, plenty other animals had taken shelter in the roof of the barn, so we do have some other beings to deal with, but the bats' presence is the strongest right now. Is there some kind of compromise we can come to that will allow the bats to stay but still control how much of their droppings end up in our space? Maybe something we can install on the ceiling? Can we gather it and start a fertilizer business? I have a feeling we're way over our heads but I wanted to give this a shot first. Thanks for reading!
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MEE6 BOT 07-Aug-18 02:54 PM
It was directly under the air conditioner/heater vent, so I'm guessing it died and fell out? I didn't see it come out, I left for a long weekend trip and when I got back there it was on the floor. I called a friend and made him get rid of it for me (he buried it outside) but now I'm starting to wonder if it was just a freak thing or if there might be more living in the building. So far I haven't heard any bat noises or seen any more, but I can't exactly go crawling up into the vents to check for guano or anything. Is one bat indicative of an entire colony? Do they ever travel alone? Should I be concerned about histoplasmosis or rabies? Please help!
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Forbidden Dogs.
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MEE6 BOT 08-Aug-18 01:06 AM
Hi everyone! I could really use some help with my batty situation. I came out of my bedroom this evening and saw something flying around in my living room. Immediately knew it was a bat. There are tons of advices on the internet as to how to get them out of houses, and I've even seen it done before; and this bat appeared healthy, flying about at nighttime. We have no central AC and live on the third floor of an apartment building, so often leave our balcony door open and I'm sure he flew in that way. I managed to close off its egress for the most part to the rest of the house. Here are my issues: This bat freaked me the fuck out, which I know is irrational. I actually study animal behavior and I LOVE bats, but having one in my house was way more unnerving than I ever expected. Secondly, I have 10 foot ceilings. After awhile I realized the bat had stopped flying around--it had taken roost almost at my ceiling, and was completely unreachable. I'm really not sure how to get him out. Thirdly, and this weirds me out the most--I could swear at one point there was more than one bat flying around in there. On seeing two bats I officially decided I was out of my element and just too freaked out to deal. I managed to turn off a noisy fan in the room, turn off the light, and close off the doors to the house while leaving the balcony door open, and I'm now safe in my bat-free room for the night. I'm worried about the little dudes, and mystified by the fact that there seemed to be more than one bat in there at one point. I'm really hoping it or they leave on their own sometime tonight. I know bats are incredibly social; is there any way that the second bat flew in because it was attracted to the distress chirps of the other (it was being very noisy)? And when morning comes, what should I do? I checked a few minutes ago, and there was no more flying, and I could no longer find the bat near the ceiling. Given how high my ceilings are, should I go as far as to call animal control? I feel a little silly, but I'm somewhat ove...
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Amu 08-Aug-18 06:39 PM
My cat won't get off aaa
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『N O B a d s』 08-Aug-18 06:58 PM
The moment the cat leaves another will come to tell you to sleep
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"you know I had to mew it to em"
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CanisChiroptera 09-Aug-18 11:36 PM
You cuddle the boy and tell him he's pure and can accomplish anything he wants in life
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CanisChiroptera 10-Aug-18 03:50 PM
Riddle put her nose in the sink and now it's all wet
Did the water a heckin boop
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sweet noodle
MEE6 BOT 10-Aug-18 06:08 PM
Okay its 2 AM and I just spent 45 minutes leading every fucking bat in a 5 mile radius out of my flat. Of course my short time friends couldnt just leave witgout leaving me a heartwarmuning gift in form of small pieces of feces around my living room. Does anyone have tips to remove that shit out of fabric? Btw there where up to 4 bats in my living room, 1 bat in the kitchen and one in my bedroom, I might upload footage of this tomorrow.
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oh what a boy
absol 10-Aug-18 11:44 PM
Rest in peace gene the emoji
CanisChiroptera 10-Aug-18 11:45 PM
Good cat
absol 10-Aug-18 11:45 PM
Very good cat
Nutty✨ 10-Aug-18 11:51 PM
Why do you own a Gene Plushie
👀
absol 10-Aug-18 11:59 PM
nutty
I bought it in vegas
when we were gonna meet
lmao
Nutty✨ 11-Aug-18 12:01 AM
LMAO
10/10 souvenir
absol 11-Aug-18 12:01 AM
ikr
jdndfsndfdsndsdjs my cat keeps meowing outside but I don't want him inside rn
OH GOD
HE'S BY THE DOOR
I'M GONNA DIE
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Hi GONNA DIE, I'm calling Goku!
absol 11-Aug-18 12:02 AM
a A
Nutty✨ 11-Aug-18 12:02 AM
OOF
absol 11-Aug-18 12:02 AM
A A A A A A A A A
NoooooOOOOOO HIS KITTY MEOW
OMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMG
feeshowo
HOLY SHIT HE SCRAED THE SHIT OUT OF ME
I WENT TO PEEK OUTSIDE
WHAT THE FUCK
WHAT IS HE DOING NOW
guys I'm not gonna survive
pls
Nutty✨ 11-Aug-18 12:03 AM
WHATABEJIWHEJJAJWHWHJJEEJEBE
absol 11-Aug-18 12:03 AM
HE'S TOO CUTE
BUT
I DON'T WANT HIM IN MY ROOM
CAUSE
HE CHEWS ON MY HEADPHONES AND COMPUTER WIRES
AND HE SCRATCH
:(
BUT HE;S SO FUCK DHFBDGFDFNDS SMOL AND CDUTE
I was gonna open the door just now but i'm afraid he'll jump at me again
FUCK
MY DOG WANTS OUT
GUTYS
G U Y S
goodbye
:(
CanisChiroptera 11-Aug-18 12:05 AM
Are you okay
absol 11-Aug-18 12:14 AM
I MADE IT OUT ALIVE
he's occupied...
with a toy
GWfroggyZoomeyes
we're good sheriff
-tips fedora-
CanisChiroptera 11-Aug-18 10:25 AM
66,444 votes and 706 comments so far on Reddit
SquidSystem 11-Aug-18 10:27 AM
that's so blessed
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Smallest known mammal, thank you very much
SquidSystem 11-Aug-18 04:22 PM
such a sweet pea
literally a pea
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So I stumbled upon this subreddit, sorry if this isn’t an appropriate post for this sub. Outside my apartment door there is a little brown bat (maybe 2-3 inches long) and he has just been clinging to the wall for a couple days now and doesn’t seem to move. There are lights in the hallway at night so I’m not sure if he thinks it’s just always day time and that’s why he won’t leave? He seems healthy, he looks at my every time I walk by. I was thinking of trying to catch him in a box and setting him on my balcony so he can leave tonight. Any advice on that? Or should I just leave him be? Note it’s also 100F here and the poor guy has to be thirsty.
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canis wears this to prom
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Truth
absol 14-Aug-18 04:08 PM
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absol 14-Aug-18 04:21 PM
GUYS
OMG
helP
AAAA
GCHCVUHCJUSRRSYSZUFXIGGJC
ok nvm kitty left :(
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sad
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sad nigga hours
Blazing Chrome 14-Aug-18 04:58 PM
A Bat got in to this Irish family's home and it's the Best thing Viral Stack is the most premium collection of everything fun and viral on the internet today...
the bat wasn't harmed. They got it out safely..
But it still looked very panicked due to the light or the guy, but it was taken out safely.
『N O B a d s』 14-Aug-18 05:02 PM
The bat goes into an irish man’s house looking for a drink
CanisChiroptera 14-Aug-18 06:25 PM
Last night was really confusing. The bats apparently moved spots in the building often, and the bats were really large. Like, hoary size. It was weird.
But I guess if they're large and living in a group then it must've been big browns
Acoustic monitor gave me really mixed resulsts
REsulsts
RESULTS
Also got a ton of Myotis calls and saw some larger bats, very diverse area
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i’m laying on a dog and a dog is laying on me
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Hi laying on a dog and a dog is laying on me, I'm afraid I can't let you do that!
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I love huskies
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Red one is best boy
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They’re all so cute aaa
I want to give them all hugs
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My SO and I live in the upstairs of a duplex, which has just a crawlspace instead of an attic so we are unable to access it. We've had two bats this week alone, and I guess there was one in the basement a few weeks ago. The first one woke us up in the middle of the night, crawling on the fan set in the window. My SO insists it got in through the window, but with the screens there is no spot in the windows with a gap more than 1/8th of an inch. Last night we had another one, and it was flying around right outside our room just as we were going to bed. Not sure how that one got in, but I'm wondering if the one from earlier just crawled under our door and we didn't wake up until he got to the fan? My boyfriend is terrified and paranoid about them, though I've explained the myths about them and that they're harmless. He sleeps with the light on and the windows shut tight in the middle of August, HELP. Is there a good way to seal possible entries in our living space? They can still get in and out of the crawlspace through the vents, I just want them out of our living space.
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I thought I loved bats. But tonight at 11:45pm, I saw a huge winged black thing that I figured out was a bat. I screamed like a banshee; I’m surprised the neighbors didn’t call the cops. Now it’s 3am, I’m walled up in my room, barricaded door, lights on, sleeping on the hour if that. My sister is asleep in her room. She got drunk at a party and is sleeping it off safely. I’m worried about her with the bat. I found myself hoping that my cat, who just had his rabies vaccine booster earlier this week, would kill it. He’s an amazing hunter. I was surprised by that in myself-I normally don’t want innocent animals to die. I think the bat flying in a circular pattern triggered my severe fear of insects. I’ve technically got a phobia of a few of them, so I think that flying pattern makes my monkey-brain think it’s a huge bug. What can I do now? I really have to pee. I’m also a girl and like to wash my hair at night because it looks best if it can air-dry. I was about to do that when the bat flew into the bathroom and I noped out. I was already in my room. Frantically shut the door.
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Hello little friend
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>#good-boys
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MEE6 BOT 19-Aug-18 12:42 AM
Hey, everyone! I don’t know if this is a place to ask this, but here we go. I kind of have a love/hate relationship with bats. While I find them interesting, I have been absolutely terrified of them—like, to the point of phobia—since I got stuck in a cave full of them in China. Now, I wasn’t bitten back then and never even received rabies treatment, but the experience itself was pretty traumatic for me. So, that’s the background for why I’m asking this question, basically. I was helping my husband move some things—an old microwave, boxes, etc—for his cousin in Indianapolis last week between 10-11pm. I saw a single bat flying around a distance from us, and heard what I think were bat sounds around us. (I only think this because I once listened to little brown bat sounds on YouTube; I am in no way an expert on bat sounds, LOL.) Because my husband was wearing a hoodie and jeans, I wasn’t worried about him getting bit by anything... until we got home and I found this mark on his hand. However, my husband said he didn’t feel a bat touch his hand or see one come near him. Now, I’m pretty sure this is just my bat OCD acting up, but I wanted to ask you folks if there was anything to worry about. I talked to the county health department, and the nurse there wasn’t concerned—neither was a different urgent care nurse, who said it didn’t look like a bite at all. Basically, my questions are: 1. Does it look like a bite? There isn’t the typical two punctures, just a red spot that resembles a scrape. 2. Would he know it if a bat were near him or feel it if one bit him? I’ve read that they can go unnoticed, but I’ve also been told that that rule only applies to people who wake up with a bat in the room. I’ve had several people tell me that a conscious, sober person would know if a bat had bitten him/her. I have a feeling the “unfelt bite” is fear-mongering, but I want to see what your experiences are. 3. Approximately how big are little brown bats? Could they bite and get away from him...
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I was walking in my college campus when I felt something sharp sting my lower left leg five days ago. Since I was wearing long black slacks that day, and I didn't notice any bat flying or on the ground, I pushed it out my mind and went with my business, but I noticed this small tiny puncture in the same spot where I felt some bug bit me. (For photographic proof, https://imgur.com/a/22gubfn ) However, as I said before, I haven't saw or noticed any bat in that area, and I admit that I've had a history of rabies-related anxiety about a suspected bat exposure a year ago.
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CanisChiroptera 19-Aug-18 10:53 AM
What the hell, why are these people assuming bats for tiny little marks??
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MEE6 BOT 20-Aug-18 02:34 AM
Hi everyone! Sorry to bother you guys with yet another rabies fear question, since I'm sure that's not the point of the sub. However, I do have a question that really only those who handle bats regularly can probably answer. Long story short: we live in California, were walking at dusk, commented on the bats flying overhead, and then 4 minutes later something brushed my forehead. I assumed it was a bat because it was leathery/soft, while my husband is still convinced it was a moth or something. I started the rabies series the next day, but I have severe health anxiety and I'm still terrified of getting rabies. Anyway, to the actual question. Every site that pops up on Google says that bat bites and scratches are so tiny that you might not necessarily feel them, but reading some comments here indicates that that's not necessarily true. I also understand that bats can't fly and bite, so I'm reasonably sure I wasn't bitten because the bat was always in motion. My question really is, from your experience, would one actually feel a bat scratch by a wing or claw, or are they legitimately undetectable? I'm not super familiar with the anatomy of bats, so idk if it would be the claw on their wing, or if the wing itself is sharp enough to scratch or what, but I'm just trying to calm myself down and rationalize whether I'd feel a bat scratch or not. Thank you!
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MEE6 BOT 20-Aug-18 08:31 AM
Ok so a bat flew behind my gas stove early this morning. Now I can not reach it or even see it. I need help on getting the bat out. Please give me some advice on this issue lol
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MEE6 BOT 21-Aug-18 04:34 AM
Here's a bit of back story: I recently landed back in the UK from Malta, anyway in Malta a few days ago I found a scab on my right arm, random scrapes for me aren't uncommon, however at the same time I was kind of concerned as it looked like a series of holes, that caused me to search it online which has me now paranoid of rabies. I'm worried that I've been bitten in my sleep and then the bat flew back out (if that is even possible) or if I'm just worrying about a stupid scrape. But I've been told rabies isn't something to mess with and it can go unnoticed... Do these and these look like bat bites or simply a scar from a scab that I picked... I'm worried :l
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MEE6 BOT 21-Aug-18 06:35 AM
His name is Santa, because I think he is coming in through the chimney. We see him every day or two, waiting in the entryway to the house to be let out. I have only ever seen him in the basement and the entryway to the house... until today. Today, he made it into the kitchen and was hanging out in the sink with last night's dishes. I got a soggy Santa onto a towel and took him outside. He didn't feel like having his fur dried, so he flew away. I'm afraid he is going to let his friends know that my house is a cool place to live and I'm going to end up with a bat problem. I was thinking about trying to relocate him and I'm wondering how far away I need to take him so he won't come back?
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Espurresso 21-Aug-18 08:10 AM
that truly is a wet bat
Espurresso 21-Aug-18 08:17 PM
uwu 21-Aug-18 08:18 PM
swimming boy
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 21-Aug-18 08:18 PM
Feesh
CanisChiroptera 21-Aug-18 08:18 PM
Bettas 💕
SquidSystem 21-Aug-18 08:20 PM
I used to have sweet fish like that
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MEE6 BOT 22-Aug-18 03:16 PM
Hi, I know this is probably not what this sub is about and I will delete this post soon, but my question is, could a rabies infected bat fly into a bedroom with curtains shut, bite you and then leave without you noticing anything or am I a stupid paranoid worrier?
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CanisChiroptera 22-Aug-18 07:27 PM
Scientists have recently discovered that there's a species of bat that hibernates in little pockets in snow, being the only mammal besides polar bears to do such. https://www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/2018/08/bats-hibernate-snow-winter-behavior-japan-news/
The Ussurian tube-nosed bat of Japan joins the polar bear as the only animals known to hibernate in snow.
uwu 22-Aug-18 07:27 PM
cuuuuuute
oh my god
it's in Japan
of course it's in Japan
everything quirky and cute in the world is in Japan
『N O B a d s』 22-Aug-18 07:31 PM
Frozen and somehow fresh
A small little cryogenic slumber party
SquidSystem 22-Aug-18 08:16 PM
indeed
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CanisChiroptera 23-Aug-18 05:41 PM
Oh my god they're gorgeous, I'm in love
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CanisChiroptera 23-Aug-18 07:29 PM
Oh absolutely, I believe that lemurs are their closest relatives
Blazing Chrome 24-Aug-18 04:54 AM
So my friend found this lil'guy. And she brought it here at school
uwu 24-Aug-18 04:58 AM
OH MY GOD
CUUUUUTE
Blazing Chrome 24-Aug-18 04:59 AM
It is. Don't know what my friend will do with it but if she found it and took it with her. She's probably gonna take care of it.
uwu 24-Aug-18 05:00 AM
She should put it back where she found it tbh
Or was it far away from its normal habitat
Blazing Chrome 24-Aug-18 05:02 AM
She said she found it going around the house or something.
uwu 24-Aug-18 05:04 AM
Ah
I always get worried about people taking care of wild animals
Blazing Chrome 24-Aug-18 05:05 AM
Don't worry, she has taken care of other wild animals before. And I can help her a bit since I have taken care of turtles before when I was little.
So the little guy is in good hands
uwu 24-Aug-18 05:09 AM
Oh that’s good
pets turtle over the ether
Cute how there’s one lone leaf in the box
Blazing Chrome 24-Aug-18 05:31 AM
The only little loaf she could find.
uwu 24-Aug-18 05:31 AM
Loaf
Aaaa
You’re making me die from cuteness
SquidSystem 24-Aug-18 06:42 AM
such a good turt
Blazing Chrome 24-Aug-18 09:01 AM
Updatr
It rained badly
I sacrificed myself to save him
Now I'm waiting for my friend
Mindwashed Metropolis 24-Aug-18 09:03 AM
Saddo
But an honorable sacrifice nonetheless
You should get an award
SquidSystem 24-Aug-18 09:27 AM
good turt safety
uwu 24-Aug-18 09:29 AM
Turt safe
Turt happy
Turt well
CanisChiroptera 24-Aug-18 01:58 PM
Oh my god it's so tiny squee
SquidSystem 24-Aug-18 03:15 PM
baby turtle boye
CanisChiroptera 24-Aug-18 05:46 PM
Large boye cuddle time
uwu 24-Aug-18 05:48 PM
Whomst’ve is this
Smol child and lorge snek
CanisChiroptera 24-Aug-18 05:48 PM
I googled "cuddling snake"
'Cause I'm cuddling w/ mine rn
And it makes me happy
uwu 24-Aug-18 05:49 PM
Snakes kind of scare me a bit
I know they’re nice and all but they aren’t exactly domesticated and they can move super quick
Like
When they attack
CanisChiroptera 24-Aug-18 05:50 PM
Oh mine's completely harmless, a bite from her would be much less painful than a scratch from a cat
And she's slow as fuck
Most pet snakes are pretty well domesticated, ball pythons like mine have been bred specially for years and she wouldn't hurt a fly
Of course they're not as loving as a mammal would be but really as long as she's comfortable just hanging out for a snuggle that's all I want from her 💕
uwu 24-Aug-18 05:52 PM
Oh really?
I didn’t know
That’s pretty cool
Tbh I’d rather have a reptile than a mammal
Mammals always whine and shit
Irritates me so much
CanisChiroptera 24-Aug-18 05:53 PM
Haha, well then yeah a noodle would be the right choice
They're extremely low-maintenance
Can go like, what, six months without eating?
Y'feed 'em about once a week, clean out poop once a week, and that's pretty much it
uwu 24-Aug-18 05:54 PM
Wow
That’s pretty impressive lol
Do they need a bunch of special equipment?
Like heat lamps and stuff
Probably lol
CanisChiroptera 24-Aug-18 05:55 PM
A heating pad or lamp, but that's about all in terms of special equipment
uwu 24-Aug-18 05:55 PM
Do they eat live food
Watching a snake eat a living animal would be awesome
CanisChiroptera 24-Aug-18 05:56 PM
It's highly recommended that you don't feed 'em live food as cool as that would be
uwu 24-Aug-18 05:56 PM
Awwww
Ah well
It’d probably get annoying fast
CanisChiroptera 24-Aug-18 05:57 PM
Yeah and common pet snakes like mine just aren't very powerful, the snake could get injured in a tussle with it
uwu 24-Aug-18 05:58 PM
Awwww
Like you said earlier
HOW DO THESE GUYS SURVIVE IN THE WILD
CanisChiroptera 24-Aug-18 05:59 PM
Ikr, I'm like legitimately curious
All she does is sleep all day and wander around really slowly at night
Though I will say that when I took her out in the sun one time she became a lot faster lol, she really wanted to go explore, I just wanted to sunbathe
uwu 24-Aug-18 06:02 PM
Guess she was excied
Excited
We used to have guinea pigs
CanisChiroptera 24-Aug-18 06:02 PM
Oh awesome, I heard they make really good pets
uwu 24-Aug-18 06:03 PM
It depends
They eat a LOT
we had two and had to feed them a giant pile of lettuce and fruit daily
They also squeak a lot
But it’s cute
They love to go outside
They’re kinda high maintinence so my sister (she owned them) had to get rid of them
College and all
CanisChiroptera 24-Aug-18 06:05 PM
God speaking of high-maintenance pets
One word: fish
Never again
uwu 24-Aug-18 06:05 PM
Fish of all things?
Guess it depends on the fish
CanisChiroptera 24-Aug-18 06:05 PM
Y'gotta remember that a lot of people don't know how to properly take care of 'em
Like a goldfish in a bowl, that will result in an extremely depressed and/or dead fish
A betta needs like a three gallon tank at minimum
And maintaining a healthy underwater environment on land is way harder than anyone gives it credit for lol
uwu 24-Aug-18 06:07 PM
Damn
That’s fair
My brother had uhg
Uhhh*
Two goldfish in a tiny store bought spongebob “tank”
They both died within a year
Poor guys
CanisChiroptera 24-Aug-18 06:08 PM
Poor fellas, that's the usual fate of 'em unfortunately
uwu 24-Aug-18 06:08 PM
OH ALSO
PET STORES
THE FISH IN THE TINY PLASTIC CUPS
THEYRE DEAD I SWEAR
THEY NEVER MOVE
IT MAKES ME CRY
CanisChiroptera 24-Aug-18 06:09 PM
Yeah, those are the bettas, I feel so fuckin bad for them
uwu 24-Aug-18 06:09 PM
fish abuse is so common
CanisChiroptera 24-Aug-18 06:09 PM
Oh absolutely, the reason I actually got my snake was because I felt so fucking guilty about being fish-Hitler it would literally be in my dreams
Espurresso 24-Aug-18 06:09 PM
the betta my stepsis has came in a cup.., (edited)
CanisChiroptera 24-Aug-18 06:10 PM
Yeah they all come in cups unfortunately I just hope they aren't in there for long
uwu 24-Aug-18 06:10 PM
Fish Hitler oh my god
CanisChiroptera 24-Aug-18 06:10 PM
In my fish escapade I haddd
Around ten neon tetras, two glowlight tetras, two blacklight tetras, three bettas, five shrimp, a bunch of guppies, two snails, a dalmatian molly, and some firey-looking platy
Half of them we literally had to decapitate so that they wouldn't suffer
The dalmatian molly got scoliosis so it was first
It was fucking traumatic
uwu 24-Aug-18 06:12 PM
What the fuck
I’m so sorry
Dad Bot BOT 24-Aug-18 06:12 PM
Hi so sorry, I'm The True Meme Team Daddy!
CanisChiroptera 24-Aug-18 06:13 PM
And it sucks because I love fish, the aquarium is banging as fuck, but never will I be doing this again lmfao
Espurresso 24-Aug-18 06:13 PM
i had this algae cleaning fish i named barbie that cannibalized all the other fish in the tank (edited)
CanisChiroptera 24-Aug-18 06:13 PM
OOF
Dude fish can get fucked-up honestly
uwu 24-Aug-18 06:14 PM
Oh my god
Reminds me
CanisChiroptera 24-Aug-18 06:14 PM
My betta nipped one of my tetras, the tetra swam around with its eye hanging out for like an hour before it finally got lose when my betta nipped it off
uwu 24-Aug-18 06:14 PM
Guinea Pigs sometimes fight
CanisChiroptera 24-Aug-18 06:14 PM
It was messed-up
uwu 24-Aug-18 06:14 PM
And it gets bad
My sisters Guinea Pigs from a long time ago, different ones than I mentioned
One gouged the other’s eye out
CanisChiroptera 24-Aug-18 06:15 PM
Oh shit man
Nature you scary
uwu 24-Aug-18 06:16 PM
^
My sister loves exotic pets
She had some sort of lizard
Idk what it was
Turtles
A hedgehog
CanisChiroptera 24-Aug-18 06:17 PM
Whoa cool
uwu 24-Aug-18 06:17 PM
Ikr
CanisChiroptera 24-Aug-18 06:17 PM
Has she ever kept a sugar glider?
uwu 24-Aug-18 06:17 PM
Don’t think so
CanisChiroptera 24-Aug-18 06:17 PM
Some dude brought his to class one day, they are cool as fuck
uwu 24-Aug-18 06:18 PM
Woah what
That sounds great
But
Since when did school let you bring pets in
CanisChiroptera 24-Aug-18 06:18 PM
Eh "school" is a strong word tbh
More like a learning center
uwu 24-Aug-18 06:18 PM
Oh right
I forgot you didn’t go to public school much lol
My bad
CanisChiroptera 24-Aug-18 06:18 PM
No worries
uwu 24-Aug-18 06:21 PM
Bbl
We’re heading out
See you Emily ❤
CanisChiroptera 24-Aug-18 06:23 PM
Bye-bye ♥
Help she somehow got on my foot
Snoot
Blazing Chrome 24-Aug-18 06:35 PM
Such beauty!
『N O B a d s』 24-Aug-18 06:37 PM
Why was i about to say what a good dog
CanisChiroptera 24-Aug-18 06:37 PM
She's a very pretty girl ♥
Also Gabe that's my fucking cat you retard
SquidSystem 24-Aug-18 06:38 PM
I love your hamster Canis
CanisChiroptera 24-Aug-18 06:39 PM
Thanks man, I love fish
Espurresso 24-Aug-18 11:19 PM
マリ おんな しば この師匠に死角なし! 剣道少年は10回見ること
Espurresso 25-Aug-18 12:42 AM
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FUZYY BUMBLEBEE
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Nutter Butters
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SquidSystem 25-Aug-18 04:44 PM
So I'm at a fair and I found this lad
boy slim thicc skinny legend got me quaking
more rabbits
some superb birds
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SquidSystem 25-Aug-18 05:16 PM
oh my
CanisChiroptera 25-Aug-18 11:55 PM
ME AND MY FRIEND WERE OUT AT NIGHT LOOKING FOR CRITTERS AND FOUND THIS ABSOLUTE UNIT
Nutty✨ 25-Aug-18 11:56 PM
FROGSSSSSSSSS
CanisChiroptera 25-Aug-18 11:58 PM
It's a TOAD YOU RACIST BIGOT
Nutty✨ 25-Aug-18 11:59 PM
NO U
Dyno BOT 25-Aug-18 11:59 PM
no u
Nutty✨ 25-Aug-18 11:59 PM
dyno shut ur fuck up
CanisChiroptera 25-Aug-18 11:59 PM
Hi Dyno
Dyno BOT 25-Aug-18 11:59 PM
Fuck off
CanisChiroptera 25-Aug-18 11:59 PM
Wow rude
Nutty✨ 26-Aug-18 12:00 AM
dyno you hetero bitch you don't greet someone like that
CanisChiroptera 26-Aug-18 12:00 AM
LOL
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CanisChiroptera 26-Aug-18 01:19 AM
XENOMORPH CHICKEN NUGGET
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Pinned a message.
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SquidSystem 26-Aug-18 08:30 AM
does toads is perfect
Also beautiful
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SquidSystem 26-Aug-18 09:43 AM
noodle legend got me quaking
🌟cremeyy 26-Aug-18 02:50 PM
CanisChiroptera 26-Aug-18 02:52 PM
An acro-bat
🌟cremeyy 26-Aug-18 02:52 PM
need to draw me some stylish stuff
Espurresso 26-Aug-18 03:52 PM
THIS is a good boy
like everything in this channel
『N O B a d s』 26-Aug-18 03:53 PM
Dog slithers toward you at speeds of 5
SquidSystem 26-Aug-18 04:22 PM
slow lad
Espurresso 26-Aug-18 07:50 PM
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 26-Aug-18 07:55 PM
Great dog
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SquidSystem 26-Aug-18 08:17 PM
GUYS
THAT DOG'S A GAMER
『N O B a d s』 27-Aug-18 06:41 AM
Sad gamer hours
Espurresso 27-Aug-18 11:05 AM
Espurresso 27-Aug-18 11:12 AM
comfort dog best dog
uwu 27-Aug-18 11:13 AM
Your dog is cute
Espurresso 27-Aug-18 11:13 AM
he’s a good boy i agree
CanisChiroptera 27-Aug-18 01:09 PM
Maximum good boy
I am so jealous
CanisChiroptera 27-Aug-18 09:37 PM
Here's a close-up
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 27-Aug-18 09:37 PM
Ilovethem
CanisChiroptera 27-Aug-18 09:39 PM
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 27-Aug-18 09:40 PM
Fuckin Kiwis
CanisChiroptera 27-Aug-18 09:40 PM
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 27-Aug-18 09:41 PM
In awe at the size of this lad
ABSOLUTE UNIT
CanisChiroptera 27-Aug-18 09:41 PM
CanisChiroptera 27-Aug-18 09:52 PM
This is how the Birds of Paradise SHOULD look for mates. :D [SUBSCRIBE for more funny stuff!] SONG: Dj Dela - Bleed
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Espurresso 28-Aug-18 09:51 PM
HI WHY DOES THIS CAT HAVE A GUN
@『N O B a d s』
HELP
SquidSystem 29-Aug-18 01:16 PM
just back away slowly
MEE6 BOT 29-Aug-18 05:29 PM
CanisChiroptera 29-Aug-18 05:57 PM
Impossible without seeing the face lol
Even then it'd likely be next to impossible
From what I can gather with this angle, though, I'd guess big brown
Solely by the bare muzzle
CanisChiroptera 29-Aug-18 10:14 PM
absol 29-Aug-18 10:21 PM
I want
CanisChiroptera 29-Aug-18 10:21 PM
You can see where the white-winged serotine gets its name (edited)
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TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 30-Aug-18 05:30 PM
This is great
CanisChiroptera 30-Aug-18 05:31 PM
My bats are decomposing really quickly, I can see pretty much the whole skeleton of big brown #1
But now what
Should I try boiling
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 30-Aug-18 05:33 PM
Context
CanisChiroptera 30-Aug-18 05:33 PM
Extracting the skeletons of the dead bats the homeowner of one of our locations gave me
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 30-Aug-18 05:34 PM
Boiling sounds like a good idea
CanisChiroptera 30-Aug-18 05:45 PM
Did more research and I think I should try maceration, if my mom will let me use any of her buckets, of course, lol The only way to figure this out is to experiment, and luckily I've got multiple test subjects I'll be back
SquidSystem 30-Aug-18 05:46 PM
Oh see you emily
so I just learned that buffalo actually have a secret language that humans can't understand
CanisChiroptera 30-Aug-18 05:52 PM
Big brown #1 is almost completely stripped, I'm gonna wait a little longer for them to get the rest of the wings and tail and then start step 2
Also damn
That's wild
SquidSystem 30-Aug-18 05:52 PM
We do know one thing
they have a specific phrase for saying goodbye to their children
they say
bye, son
CanisChiroptera 30-Aug-18 05:53 PM
God damnit I should've seen that coming
Nice
SquidSystem 30-Aug-18 05:53 PM
thanks
I try hard
uwu 30-Aug-18 06:17 PM
@Batmom please send pictures of the bat bones when you're done
CanisChiroptera 30-Aug-18 06:18 PM
You betcha!
uwu 30-Aug-18 06:19 PM
thank ❤
CanisChiroptera 30-Aug-18 09:24 PM
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Pinned a message.
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CanisChiroptera 30-Aug-18 09:30 PM
Blessed image
Espurresso 30-Aug-18 11:10 PM
Retweets
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CanisChiroptera 31-Aug-18 04:30 PM
AWW
uwu 31-Aug-18 04:55 PM
"3th day"
regardless still very cute
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Espurresso 31-Aug-18 10:05 PM
CanisChiroptera 01-Sep-18 02:41 AM
♥ BEES ♥
SquidSystem 01-Sep-18 05:36 AM
bees nutz
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『N O B a d s』 01-Sep-18 08:10 AM
Thats a leaf
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CanisChiroptera 01-Sep-18 03:42 PM
Epfu 1 is almost completely done, check this shit out
Dead animal warning but it's not gorey so
Don't be a pussy
『N O B a d s』 01-Sep-18 03:43 PM
Thats cool
SquidSystem 01-Sep-18 04:34 PM
wow
Nutty✨ 01-Sep-18 04:36 PM
WOAH BONES
uwu 01-Sep-18 05:04 PM
IT'S SANS
IN THE FORM OF A BAT
SquidSystem 01-Sep-18 05:04 PM
oh no
sans battertale
CanisChiroptera 01-Sep-18 05:49 PM
Should I be concerned that this person has this many bats, like, at what point does this become suspicious?
Megadermas are a rarer species, I believe, I hope that they're not poaching these guys
Espurresso 01-Sep-18 05:50 PM
i hope that theyre like.. donations from smthn like a zoo or a bat based museum
Espurresso 01-Sep-18 07:59 PM
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 01-Sep-18 08:01 PM
Dogtism
🌟cremeyy 01-Sep-18 09:40 PM
this counts right
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TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 01-Sep-18 11:58 PM
Gross
CanisChiroptera 01-Sep-18 11:58 PM
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Espurresso 02-Sep-18 12:00 AM
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 02-Sep-18 12:00 AM
Cute
Espurresso 02-Sep-18 12:00 AM
『N O B a d s』 02-Sep-18 12:00 AM
Kat thats just a cotton ball
Also isopadre
Espurresso 02-Sep-18 12:01 AM
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CanisChiroptera 02-Sep-18 12:10 AM
A Wooly Bear Eating a Blade of Grass
uwu 02-Sep-18 05:23 AM
OPHHH
H
HHH
WOOLY BEAR CATERPILLARD
WE HAVE THESE HERE THEY'RE SO CUTE AAAA CUTE LITTLE FUZZBALLS AAAOOOUUU
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Espurresso 02-Sep-18 12:34 PM
quill is an epic gamer
CanisChiroptera 02-Sep-18 08:17 PM
Alright tomorrow I'm going to clean EPFU1 up, I think she's done
absol 02-Sep-18 09:31 PM
CanisChiroptera 02-Sep-18 09:32 PM
mow
absol 02-Sep-18 09:32 PM
mew
uwu
GOOD BOY!!
CanisChiroptera 02-Sep-18 09:32 PM
CUTIES
absol 02-Sep-18 09:32 PM
OMMG squee
IF CHARLIE WAS HERE I'D BE HUGGING HIM
CanisChiroptera 02-Sep-18 09:33 PM
Plecotus is a blessed genus
absol 02-Sep-18 09:33 PM
WIAG]
CanisChiroptera 02-Sep-18 09:34 PM
.img plecotus
absol 02-Sep-18 09:34 PM
WOASH
NotSoBot BOT 02-Sep-18 09:34 PM
(edited)
[BBB] Hear no tards
Image Search Results
CanisChiroptera 02-Sep-18 09:34 PM
FUZZY NOSE
absol 02-Sep-18 09:34 PM
LMAO WHAT THE FUCK
CanisChiroptera 02-Sep-18 09:34 PM
I'm scared
Dad Bot BOT 02-Sep-18 09:34 PM
Hi scared, I'm The True Meme Team Daddy!
absol 02-Sep-18 09:35 PM
absol 02-Sep-18 10:05 PM
meme team in their natural habitat (edited)
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 02-Sep-18 10:06 PM
I don't agree with this, as it implies that we're all furries
CanisChiroptera 02-Sep-18 10:06 PM
Accept defeat Waffles
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 02-Sep-18 10:07 PM
I'm not a fUCKING FURRY YOU GODDAMN DEGENERATE
ToddBot BOT 02-Sep-18 10:07 PM
glitchtodd
Dad Bot BOT 02-Sep-18 10:07 PM
Hi not a fUCKING FURRY YOU GODDAMN DEGENERATE, I'm The True Meme Team Daddy!
CanisChiroptera 02-Sep-18 10:07 PM
🗣 FURRY
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 02-Sep-18 10:07 PM
No
U
『N O B a d s』 02-Sep-18 10:10 PM
EMILY NOT EVERYONE HERE IS A FURRY DAMMIT
CanisChiroptera 02-Sep-18 10:11 PM
I'm aware but Waffles is
Dad Bot BOT 02-Sep-18 10:11 PM
Hi aware but Waffles is, I'm The True Meme Team Daddy!
『N O B a d s』 02-Sep-18 10:11 PM
Im not one either
Dad Bot BOT 02-Sep-18 10:11 PM
Hi not one either, I'm The True Meme Team Daddy!
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 02-Sep-18 10:11 PM
Proof
CanisChiroptera 02-Sep-18 10:12 PM
I can't do that as it's private information
SquidSystem 02-Sep-18 10:12 PM
Furry and Mexican are like Werewolf and Vampire
You can't be both
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 02-Sep-18 10:12 PM
/\
CanisChiroptera 02-Sep-18 10:12 PM
But he is so
Clearly you're wrong
SquidSystem 02-Sep-18 10:12 PM
Then maybe
HE ISN'T MEXICAN
CanisChiroptera 02-Sep-18 10:12 PM
WHAT
SquidSystem 02-Sep-18 10:13 PM
I KNOW YOUR SECRET FUCK
YOU'RE CUBAN
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 02-Sep-18 10:13 PM
I'm as Mexican as the Taco Joe's down the street
Dad Bot BOT 02-Sep-18 10:13 PM
Hi as Mexican as the Taco Joe's down the street, I'm The True Meme Team Daddy!
CanisChiroptera 02-Sep-18 10:13 PM
He was a completely different flavor of Hispanic all along
Or maybe Boop was right and he's actually a nigger
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 02-Sep-18 10:13 PM
I'm a mEXICAN
Dad Bot BOT 02-Sep-18 10:13 PM
Hi a mEXICAN, I'm The True Meme Team Daddy!
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 02-Sep-18 10:14 PM
I EAT TACOS LIKE I EAT PUSSY
CanisChiroptera 02-Sep-18 10:14 PM
Never?
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 02-Sep-18 10:14 PM
FURIOUSLY
SquidSystem 02-Sep-18 10:14 PM
to be fair
so would a dog
and some furries are dogs
🤔
CanisChiroptera 02-Sep-18 10:14 PM
Waffles is a Cuban dog
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 02-Sep-18 10:14 PM
I'm gonna kill all of you
Dad Bot BOT 02-Sep-18 10:14 PM
Hi gonna kill all of you, I'm The True Meme Team Daddy!
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 02-Sep-18 10:14 PM
I'm
Dad Bot BOT 02-Sep-18 10:14 PM
Hi, I'm The True Meme Team Daddy!
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 02-Sep-18 10:14 PM
A
Nutty✨ 02-Sep-18 10:14 PM
that's like saying if mouth wash was a drink
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 02-Sep-18 10:14 PM
Mexican
SquidSystem 02-Sep-18 10:15 PM
Mouthwash is a drink
CanisChiroptera 02-Sep-18 10:15 PM
Mouthwash is a drink if you're brave enough
Nutty✨ 02-Sep-18 10:15 PM
HYPERTHINKBUTFAST
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 02-Sep-18 10:15 PM
Someone prove I'm not Mexican
Nutty✨ 02-Sep-18 10:15 PM
okay i'll drink semen I found in a container on the street
CanisChiroptera 02-Sep-18 10:15 PM
SHOW ME YOUR BIRTH CERTIFICATE
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 02-Sep-18 10:16 PM
Birth certificates don't show ethnicity
Nutty✨ 02-Sep-18 10:16 PM
mexicans do that thing called
geico
guy
grito
I dont
know
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 02-Sep-18 10:16 PM
What
SquidSystem 02-Sep-18 10:16 PM
Guys have we ever seen Waffles and Mexico in the same room?
I don't think so
CanisChiroptera 02-Sep-18 10:16 PM
^^^^
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 02-Sep-18 10:16 PM
Have you ever seen Gabe and Mexico in the same room?
『N O B a d s』 02-Sep-18 10:17 PM
Actually
SquidSystem 02-Sep-18 10:17 PM
Yeah
Gabe is always in Mexico
he's stuck at the border
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 02-Sep-18 10:17 PM
I'm in Mexico right now bicth
Dad Bot BOT 02-Sep-18 10:17 PM
Hi in Mexico right now bicth, I'm The True Meme Team Daddy!
『N O B a d s』 02-Sep-18 10:17 PM
I am Mexico
SquidSystem 02-Sep-18 10:17 PM
show us an image of Mexico Waffles
Nutty✨ 02-Sep-18 10:17 PM
mexican show down
taco eating competition
NOW VORE
SquidSystem 02-Sep-18 10:18 PM
Vore Wars
The Scone Wars
CanisChiroptera 02-Sep-18 10:18 PM
--deathbattle @TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle @『N O B a d s』
Yggdrasil BOT 02-Sep-18 10:18 PM
💢 Death Battle! (edited)
battleTake Health Inspector karate chops TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle for 8 dmg! battleSend TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle smacks Health Inspector in the face for 9 dmg! 🏆 TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle has won!
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle
14/100
Health Inspector
0/100
Nutty✨ 02-Sep-18 10:18 PM
MEXICAN ON MEXICAN ACTION
CanisChiroptera 02-Sep-18 10:19 PM
Hot
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 02-Sep-18 10:19 PM
Nutty✨ 02-Sep-18 10:19 PM
why is this in good boys
SquidSystem 02-Sep-18 10:19 PM
that's a stock image niggith
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 02-Sep-18 10:19 PM
So
SquidSystem 02-Sep-18 10:19 PM
BECAUSE WAFFLES IS A CUBAN FURRY
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 02-Sep-18 10:19 PM
All you asked for was mexico
I delivered
SquidSystem 02-Sep-18 10:19 PM
Okay
A picture of you
In Mexico
Nutty✨ 02-Sep-18 10:20 PM
hehe tacos
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 02-Sep-18 10:20 PM
I don't take pictures of myself
Nutty✨ 02-Sep-18 10:20 PM
I am a mexican haha totally
ching chong tacos
SquidSystem 02-Sep-18 10:20 PM
take a picture of your middle finger in Mexico
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 02-Sep-18 10:20 PM
SquidSystem 02-Sep-18 10:23 PM
that could be a Cuban room
『N O B a d s』 02-Sep-18 10:23 PM
It just works
ToddBot BOT 02-Sep-18 10:23 PM
toddmic
SquidSystem 02-Sep-18 10:23 PM
okay
Just take a picture of bird and we'll call it even
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 02-Sep-18 10:24 PM
It's night
SquidSystem 02-Sep-18 10:28 PM
birds still exist
go find an owl
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 02-Sep-18 10:30 PM
I can't
It's too dark (edited)
CanisChiroptera 02-Sep-18 10:30 PM
That's quitter talk
Echolocate
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 02-Sep-18 10:31 PM
What am I? A goddamn bat
CanisChiroptera 02-Sep-18 10:31 PM
Yep
Furry
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 02-Sep-18 10:31 PM
No
U
SquidSystem 02-Sep-18 10:31 PM
No U 2
CanisChiroptera 02-Sep-18 10:31 PM
Yes me but also u
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 02-Sep-18 10:32 PM
No Squid
SquidSystem 02-Sep-18 10:33 PM
Yes Squid
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 02-Sep-18 10:34 PM
You just confirmed you a furry
CanisChiroptera 02-Sep-18 10:34 PM
The term is squishy
Fucking bigot
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 02-Sep-18 10:35 PM
Squishies gay
CanisChiroptera 02-Sep-18 10:35 PM
So are you
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 02-Sep-18 10:35 PM
Yeah, I'm gay
I love the dick
I want to stick my dick in a dude
SquidSystem 02-Sep-18 10:36 PM
I prefer the term slimy
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 02-Sep-18 10:36 PM
Alright (edited)
SquidSystem 02-Sep-18 10:36 PM
Slimies not gay
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 02-Sep-18 10:42 PM
Ok
MEE6 BOT 03-Sep-18 06:29 AM
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CanisChiroptera 03-Sep-18 12:47 PM
I spent the morning covered in the remnants of a big brown bat, not a terribly fun process, but check it out
As gross as it was to touch all that wet flesh I’ve gotta say the technicality was absolutely fascinating, the ulnas and fibulas were literally about as thin as a hair
To put that in perspective, half of our forearm is ulna
SquidSystem 03-Sep-18 12:49 PM
Emily touches animal carcasses: the graphic novel
CanisChiroptera 03-Sep-18 12:49 PM
Emily takes apart a spooky jigsaw puzzle and gets HIV: the movie
SquidSystem 03-Sep-18 12:50 PM
that is really neat to know though we live in a world of gross weird wonder
CanisChiroptera 03-Sep-18 12:50 PM
Oh totally
And really handling these bones once again reminds me of just how fragile these animals are
The skull is like the size of my thumbnail
『N O B a d s』 03-Sep-18 12:53 PM
Emily plays with a corpse ASMR
CanisChiroptera 03-Sep-18 12:53 PM
gROSS
『N O B a d s』 03-Sep-18 12:54 PM
Well isnt that what youre doing
CanisChiroptera 03-Sep-18 12:54 PM
Touche
Was mostly referring to the ASMR bit though I had my headphones in the whole time and I don’t wanna know what kind of noises it was making
CanisChiroptera 03-Sep-18 01:10 PM
He has become the l o n g b o i
MEE6 BOT 03-Sep-18 07:32 PM
I live right next to a heavy wooded area (as in, right in our backyard) with lots of bats, and during the summertime you could sit out on the deck at night and watch them fly around overhead. I was outside in the yard earlier tonight and something small and black flew at me, admittedly I didn't wait to see if it was a bat and ran back inside, where I noticed a small sore bump on my arm https://imgur.com/a/RQjnzXd Does it look like it could be a bat bite? I do have a fear of bats so this might just be my anxiety running high but I know it's said bat bites can be very tiny and you don't always feel getting bitten so I don't want to take any chances
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CanisChiroptera 03-Sep-18 07:40 PM
Wow it's the same post I've seen 3,000 times on this subreddit
absol 03-Sep-18 07:40 PM
nice
CanisChiroptera 03-Sep-18 07:43 PM
1. There are three puncture marks on that wound in a triangular pattern 2. Bats don't just swoop down and bite people for no reason 3. Nor do they collide with humans just standing there, they're intelligent and incredibly agile 4. You didn't say that it collided with you anyway, just that it "flew at you," it was probably catching a mosquito that was buzzing around your head
uwu 03-Sep-18 07:46 PM
wait
bats eat mosquitoes?
BEST FLYING FRIENDS
CanisChiroptera 03-Sep-18 07:47 PM
Yeah! Little browns live in colonies typically around 50 members strong all over North America, they're about the size of your finger and can eat 1,000 mosquitos per hour
uwu 03-Sep-18 07:47 PM
HOLY FUCK
1000 PER HOUR
GET SOME OF THESE LITTLE GUYS IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD
SquidSystem 03-Sep-18 07:51 PM
how to make an infinite swarm of bats in your neighborhood should be a wikihow
MEE6 BOT 04-Sep-18 08:05 AM
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CanisChiroptera 04-Sep-18 09:27 AM
My mom's big on organization for my school stuff, she put a motivational bat picture on the bottom of the new term's first sheet
Boopidee 04-Sep-18 09:35 AM
nice impact meme
CanisChiroptera 04-Sep-18 09:35 AM
Still cute ♥
uwu 04-Sep-18 09:51 AM
^
SquidSystem 04-Sep-18 12:18 PM
maybe it'll make an IMPACT on you
hahahaha
get it
MEE6 BOT 04-Sep-18 12:58 PM
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MEE6 BOT 04-Sep-18 06:49 PM
I posted on here yesterday but I'm not sure what happened to my post as I can't find it now, please forgive if I'm double posting I live right next to a wooded area (like, right in my backyard) that has a lot of bats, and during the summertime you can sit outside at night and watch them fly around overhead. Last night while I was out in the yard something small and black flew at me, and when I got inside I noticed this tiny sore mark on my arm https://imgur.com/a/dS3Hmtu I know that bat bites are sometimes said to be very small and painless, and I don't want to take any chances by just ignoring it
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uwu 04-Sep-18 07:30 PM
[BBB] Hear no tardsYesterday at 9:43 PM 1. There are three puncture marks on that wound in a triangular pattern 2. Bats don't just swoop down and bite people for no reason 3. Nor do they collide with humans just standing there, they're intelligent and incredibly agile 4. You didn't say that it collided with you anyway, just that it "flew at you," it was probably catching a mosquito that was buzzing around your head
MEE6 BOT 05-Sep-18 05:18 AM
So there's this bat in our hangar. The hangar is home to military aircraft and is a 24/7 operation. &#x200B; We found the bat a few weeks ago, flying around one of the washrooms, and I tried to catch it, but it got out of the bathroom and flies too fast. &#x200B; Every couple days I see him flying around one of the empty bays (in the daytime) skimming the floor, looking for bugs or something. &#x200B; I guess he seems ok, but why is he so active during the day? It seems like he's basically diurnal now.
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CanisChiroptera 05-Sep-18 09:45 AM
Pretty 💕
CanisChiroptera 05-Sep-18 04:08 PM
Riddle's still in the dull/milky phase, it's been like five days now so I'm hoping she'll be done soon
I wanna snuggle her damnit
MEE6 BOT 05-Sep-18 04:29 PM
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SquidSystem 05-Sep-18 04:33 PM
oh small
MEE6 BOT 05-Sep-18 04:58 PM
Some background ... I am from NYC/NJ and have not have any known contact with bats, to my knowledge. I have spent most of my time the last two weeks either indoors in NYC or outdoors during the day in NJ. Last weekend, I noticed two red puncture marks (with minimal blood) on my left hand and didn't think anything of it, but have just noticed them again as two small healed scabs (circled in attached photo). They are separated by around 0.05 inches (1-2mm). You could lay a few strands of hair in between the marks. They have not hurt or caused me any other symptoms. From looking at other photos of bat bites, it seems like there is more space between the puncture marks, but I am still paranoid. Is there any potential concern that this resembles a bat bite, or is more likely something else like a spider bite?
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CanisChiroptera 05-Sep-18 05:05 PM
RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Espurresso 05-Sep-18 05:06 PM
hhhhhHHHHH
『N O B a d s』 05-Sep-18 05:06 PM
EMILY CALM DOEN
MEE6 BOT 05-Sep-18 05:09 PM
CanisChiroptera 05-Sep-18 05:09 PM
That's it I'm gonna shoot up a preschool
『N O B a d s』 05-Sep-18 05:10 PM
EMILY CALM DOWN
ITS JUST SOME RETARDS
Hey emily
A big chunk of my arm is missing
Is this a bat bite
CanisChiroptera 05-Sep-18 05:11 PM
『N O B a d s』 05-Sep-18 05:11 PM
Dont do it emily
uwu 05-Sep-18 05:12 PM
my face is gone
I think a bat nibbled it off
CanisChiroptera 05-Sep-18 05:13 PM
Bye-bye preschool
『N O B a d s』 05-Sep-18 05:15 PM
I have been shot
Was that a bat bite
CanisChiroptera 05-Sep-18 05:15 PM
Nah just me
『N O B a d s』 05-Sep-18 05:15 PM
same thing
CanisChiroptera 05-Sep-18 05:15 PM
Oh shit you've got a point
MEE6 BOT 05-Sep-18 05:19 PM
Espurresso 05-Sep-18 05:21 PM
WHAT THE FUCK
CanisChiroptera 05-Sep-18 05:37 PM
Found a little boy
SquidSystem 05-Sep-18 05:38 PM
what good lads
CanisChiroptera 05-Sep-18 05:38 PM
They like to scream
uwu 05-Sep-18 05:43 PM
rrrrrrrrEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
CanisChiroptera 05-Sep-18 05:43 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
MEE6 BOT 05-Sep-18 05:58 PM
CanisChiroptera 05-Sep-18 06:50 PM
Ghost bat, Macroderma gygas! I love these boys
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 05-Sep-18 06:55 PM
Whenever Emily talks about bats, it feels like one of those moments in anime where someone goes "Ah yes, a Shadow Type attack. Shadow attacks are strong against Light Types. But he better be careful, because the opposite also holds true."
Also, you spelled Gigas wrong
Boopidee 05-Sep-18 06:56 PM
Ikr
I still don't know how Pot of Greed works
CanisChiroptera 05-Sep-18 06:56 PM
Sweet I'm a gym leader
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 05-Sep-18 06:56 PM
Pinned a message.
MEE6 BOT 05-Sep-18 08:25 PM
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/u/Mail30silver
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CanisChiroptera 06-Sep-18 12:03 PM
Wow, who's that handsome bat in the mirror?
MEE6 BOT 06-Sep-18 06:33 PM
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CanisChiroptera 06-Sep-18 06:34 PM
What the fuck
Lol reported
MEE6 BOT 07-Sep-18 11:19 AM
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/u/remotectrl
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CanisChiroptera 07-Sep-18 12:44 PM
Fluffy cat alert
Espurresso 07-Sep-18 12:45 PM
i like how there's joaje in the background
CanisChiroptera 07-Sep-18 12:47 PM
Of course
Joaje is on at all times in this household
absol 07-Sep-18 12:58 PM
CanisChiroptera 07-Sep-18 01:04 PM
Chomp
absol 07-Sep-18 01:34 PM
Monch
SquidSystem 07-Sep-18 02:58 PM
doggo
MEE6 BOT 08-Sep-18 05:16 AM
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/u/Batusi_Nights
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CanisChiroptera 08-Sep-18 02:19 PM
Riddle's done shedding! Time for snake snuggles
Espurresso 08-Sep-18 02:19 PM
snuddles (snake cuddles)
CanisChiroptera 08-Sep-18 02:20 PM
I love it
SquidSystem 08-Sep-18 03:08 PM
enjoy your swell reptile
MEE6 BOT 08-Sep-18 06:43 PM
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/u/mystery773
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absol 08-Sep-18 06:46 PM
I thought that was a penis for a second
MEE6 BOT 08-Sep-18 11:58 PM
MEE6 BOT 09-Sep-18 03:27 PM
Hh
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/u/skeever2
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CanisChiroptera 09-Sep-18 03:43 PM
What does this mean
absol 09-Sep-18 03:43 PM
what the fuck
『N O B a d s』 09-Sep-18 03:55 PM
WHAT A GOOD BOY
MEE6 BOT 09-Sep-18 05:38 PM
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/u/newbootsgoofin
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Espurresso 09-Sep-18 05:39 PM
A!!
BALL OF BABIES
SquidSystem 09-Sep-18 06:05 PM
Oh my god
CanisChiroptera 09-Sep-18 08:08 PM
Breed lol
I'd guess big brown
Espurresso 09-Sep-18 08:22 PM
floofers im lov
CanisChiroptera 09-Sep-18 08:23 PM
Big floofers and small floofers
MEE6 BOT 09-Sep-18 09:07 PM
There’s a window that was open at night with a screen that’s dented. There’s about a 1/4 inch open space. Is it possible for a bat to come in through it?
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CanisChiroptera 10-Sep-18 09:12 AM
What a coincidence, I'm helping with a bat walk on that day
MEE6 BOT 10-Sep-18 12:03 PM
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CanisChiroptera 10-Sep-18 02:42 PM
N O
God it's stuff like this that makes me do what I do, why so paranoid??
SquidSystem 10-Sep-18 02:48 PM
Honestly r/batty should have a pinned message that just says "no it's probably not a bat bite"
CanisChiroptera 10-Sep-18 02:49 PM
I'm surprised they don't have a bot for it at this point lmfao, they have one that detects the word "rabies," so
Dad Bot BOT 10-Sep-18 02:49 PM
Hi surprised they don't have a bot for it at this point lmfao, they have one that detects the word "rabies," so, I'm contemplating suicide!
MEE6 BOT 10-Sep-18 05:26 PM
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Espurresso 10-Sep-18 07:06 PM
Espurresso 10-Sep-18 09:37 PM
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 10-Sep-18 09:38 PM
Espurresso 10-Sep-18 09:39 PM
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TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 10-Sep-18 09:40 PM
Pinned a message.
Espurresso 10-Sep-18 10:00 PM
『N O B a d s』 10-Sep-18 10:07 PM
A large small
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CanisChiroptera 11-Sep-18 09:30 AM
@Espurresso Oklahoma is one of three states with an official state bat
poppi 11-Sep-18 10:23 AM
AASHJSDJHSDKSDJHF
Espurresso 11-Sep-18 03:20 PM
OH MY GOD I LOV..
CanisChiroptera 11-Sep-18 06:24 PM
My friend called me about a dead bat she found, and I found a super cool caterpillar, as well. I'll send pics after I'm done with my identification!
uwu 11-Sep-18 06:25 PM
CATERPILLARRR
R
R
R
R
R
R
I NEED A PICTURE OH MY GOD
CanisChiroptera 11-Sep-18 07:28 PM
All done! Sending pics
uwu 11-Sep-18 07:29 PM
aaaaaaa
CanisChiroptera 11-Sep-18 07:29 PM
Very pretty caterpillar, definitely something of the genus Papilio. Apparently them being brown signifies they’re looking for a place to pupate! I’ll keep the little guy around and take care of him
uwu 11-Sep-18 07:30 PM
what does pupate mean
and
uuuuu
he's so cute
look at his little self
『N O B a d s』 11-Sep-18 07:30 PM
Emily thats a sausage
CanisChiroptera 11-Sep-18 07:30 PM
He's gonna form a cocoon soon basically
uwu 11-Sep-18 07:30 PM
AAAAAAAAA
『N O B a d s』 11-Sep-18 07:30 PM
Cook it already
uwu 11-Sep-18 07:30 PM
SASHA NO
WE DON'T EAT CATERPILLARS
WE BEFRIEND THEM
CanisChiroptera 11-Sep-18 07:30 PM
This is a friend sausage not a food sausage
uwu 11-Sep-18 07:30 PM
YES
so
do you know what he looks like as a butterfly?
CanisChiroptera 11-Sep-18 07:31 PM
Not entirely sure on the species, but it'll probably end up being a Canadian tiger swallowtail, lemme fetch a picture (I actually have an adult taxidermied on my wall, haha!)
uwu 11-Sep-18 07:31 PM
how do you taxidermy such a delicate thing
uwu 11-Sep-18 07:31 PM
like birds and mammals I get but
insects?
how
and oooo
that's cool
CanisChiroptera 11-Sep-18 07:32 PM
You just stick a needle through it basically
The bodies have hard shells so they stay preserved
uwu 11-Sep-18 07:32 PM
...huh
surprisingly simple
oh my god
THAT'S WHY THE DEAD MOSQUITOS ON MY WALL NEVER DECOMPOSE
CanisChiroptera 11-Sep-18 07:32 PM
Lmfao I never thought about it that way but holy shit you're right
uwu 11-Sep-18 07:33 PM
you have some too???
I keep them up there as a warning to all mosquitos who enter my room
enter my room and i'll hunt you down
CanisChiroptera 11-Sep-18 07:33 PM
Used to in our shitty old box of a house
uwu 11-Sep-18 07:33 PM
bleh
CanisChiroptera 11-Sep-18 07:33 PM
Anywhoozle, now the bat
uwu 11-Sep-18 07:33 PM
oh right yes batto
CanisChiroptera 11-Sep-18 07:33 PM
I fuckin ID'd it accidentally and I'm extremely proud
uwu 11-Sep-18 07:34 PM
accidentally?
CanisChiroptera 11-Sep-18 07:35 PM
This is an adult male long-legged myotis (Myotis volans)
uwu 11-Sep-18 07:35 PM
wait so is he dead or
Espurresso 11-Sep-18 07:35 PM
floofer.,...
CanisChiroptera 11-Sep-18 07:35 PM
But yeah dude I just looked at the color and the first thing that came to mind was ol' volans, I was almost certain I was wrong 'cause the colors of Myotis vary so much depending on region but nO I WAS RIGHT
uwu 11-Sep-18 07:35 PM
CONGRATS
aaa
CanisChiroptera 11-Sep-18 07:35 PM
Yeah unfortunately my friend found him on her porch last morning
uwu 11-Sep-18 07:36 PM
+f batto fren
KawaiiBot BOT 11-Sep-18 07:36 PM
JennTeamMagma has paid their respects for batto fren 💜
CanisChiroptera 11-Sep-18 07:36 PM
Our little bachelor at least got to grow to adulthood, though
uwu 11-Sep-18 07:36 PM
that's good
gotta admit
i'm jealous
Dad Bot BOT 11-Sep-18 07:36 PM
Hi jealous, I'm going to ejaculate!
uwu 11-Sep-18 07:36 PM
you get to explore a dead animal
...not sure how else to word that
CanisChiroptera 11-Sep-18 07:37 PM
I know exactly what you mean, my friend, no worries, haha
But thank you! I really enjoy this work, it's a really good learning experience
uwu 11-Sep-18 07:37 PM
of course
he's so smol
I never knew bats got so smol
I love the first picture
you're holding him like an ice cream cone and he's like "aaa! hello fren"
CanisChiroptera 11-Sep-18 07:39 PM
They get even smaller! This fella's got a wingspan of about 10 inches, smallest bat in the world has a wingspan of abouuut three inches
That's what I like to call the "bat burrito"
uwu 11-Sep-18 07:40 PM
uUuUuuUuUuUu
what a cutie
『N O B a d s』 12-Sep-18 06:17 AM
NO SEX IN THIS CHANNEL
uwu 12-Sep-18 06:32 AM
What the fuck lol
Espurresso 12-Sep-18 07:20 AM
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CanisChiroptera 12-Sep-18 12:07 PM
Normally I'd be upset about old meme but I'll let this one slide
SquidSystem 12-Sep-18 01:31 PM
Yeah that one is okay
CanisChiroptera 12-Sep-18 02:39 PM
Here’s a really cool documentary about kitties if anyone’s interested, contains a lot of info I wasn’t aware of https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Gx0HK3Y-fFo
CanisChiroptera 12-Sep-18 02:57 PM
Phone’s running out of battery but moving rn is a criminal offence
Cuddles w/ the big floofer
HE’S SO GOOD I LOVE HIM
uwu 12-Sep-18 03:00 PM
EXCUSE ME
I THINK WE HAVE THE SAME CAT
CanisChiroptera 12-Sep-18 03:00 PM
Holy shit is yours also a lawyer?
uwu 12-Sep-18 03:00 PM
pfft
your cat's employed
nice
for real though
they're called lawyers?
I had no idea
CanisChiroptera 12-Sep-18 03:01 PM
Yeah he’s an attorney at paw
uwu 12-Sep-18 03:01 PM
HHHGHGPPFFFTTTT
I think I have a picture of him on my phone
CanisChiroptera 12-Sep-18 03:01 PM
I must see your catto pls
uwu 12-Sep-18 03:02 PM
it's an old picture when he was a kitten
but he's basically the same now just bigger
they grow so faaaassst
CanisChiroptera 12-Sep-18 03:03 PM
WHAT A BOY
uwu 12-Sep-18 03:04 PM
YES
CanisChiroptera 12-Sep-18 03:04 PM
SOFT LAD I LOVE HIM
uwu 12-Sep-18 03:04 PM
he is a very soft laaaaad gh
sdasfg
he's so TINY in this picture
『N O B a d s』 12-Sep-18 03:06 PM
DID I HEAR
the man that sued me
uwu 12-Sep-18 03:09 PM
phoenix wright
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 12-Sep-18 05:59 PM
Pinned a message.
TINY FLOOFER (edited)
uwu 12-Sep-18 06:01 PM
aaa you pinned my cat lol
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CanisChiroptera 13-Sep-18 09:09 AM
Ayy, I have that shirt!
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She chomp
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Espurresso 14-Sep-18 07:23 PM
t!cat
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t!cat
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『N O B a d s』 14-Sep-18 11:01 PM
Well wheres the bot for bat bites
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CanisChiroptera 15-Sep-18 11:12 AM
🎉
SquidSystem 15-Sep-18 03:24 PM
Wow epic
Espurresso 16-Sep-18 12:24 PM
CanisChiroptera 16-Sep-18 12:30 PM
TINY
CanisChiroptera 16-Sep-18 09:32 PM
Espurresso 16-Sep-18 09:44 PM
the most important commercial you’ll ever watch (ig: tofupupper) https://t.co/SMN9T9U54P
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@chobeeing We can't overlook this one https://t.co/k8L7LDAdfp
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CanisChiroptera 17-Sep-18 10:26 AM
Boye
They're very good
CanisChiroptera 17-Sep-18 10:39 AM
Guys this is important
the most important commercial you’ll ever watch (ig: tofupupper) https://t.co/SMN9T9U54P
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@chobeeing We can't overlook this one https://t.co/k8L7LDAdfp
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CanisChiroptera 17-Sep-18 11:09 AM
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absol 17-Sep-18 04:37 PM
Various Praying Mantises Facebook: www.facebook.com/Insecthaus Instagram: www.instagram.com/insecthaus_adi Youtube: www.youtube.com/insecthaustv Snapchat: In...
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@everyone watch this or you're banned https://t.co/SMN9T9U54P
“the most important commercial you’ll ever watch (ig: tofupupper) https://t.co/SMN9T9U54P”
absol 17-Sep-18 08:14 PM
Pinned a message.
SquidSystem 17-Sep-18 08:19 PM
I have a sudden urge to give him bread
CanisChiroptera 17-Sep-18 08:20 PM
You've gotta take this great offer
You can give him not one but two bread
Limited time only
SquidSystem 17-Sep-18 08:21 PM
He deserve bread
CanisChiroptera 17-Sep-18 08:22 PM
32.9k Followers, 140 Following, 459 Posts - See Instagram photos and videos from Tofu Pudding Jones (@tofupupper)
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 17-Sep-18 10:21 PM
Hehe
It's a dog
Anger pupper
Espurresso 18-Sep-18 07:53 AM
look who joined me for breakfast!!
SquidSystem 18-Sep-18 07:53 AM
Lad
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#Feature, #AlternateFeatures, #cat, #cute, #videogames
finally, a good fucking feature
Nutty✨ 18-Sep-18 07:39 PM
Confused fluff ball
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CanisChiroptera 19-Sep-18 09:05 AM
Fuck yeah it is
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CanisChiroptera 19-Sep-18 10:06 AM
💕
uwu 19-Sep-18 10:58 AM
Everything’s dying
sigh
CanisChiroptera 19-Sep-18 11:08 AM
It's okay, bat awareness is higher than ever, I ain't letting my fluffballs die any time soon
uwu 19-Sep-18 11:17 AM
I hope so
Isn’t Earth entering a new global extinction or something?
Something like that
Idk for sure though
CanisChiroptera 19-Sep-18 11:18 AM
Oh god I hope not
uwu 19-Sep-18 11:19 AM
Same
CanisChiroptera 19-Sep-18 11:56 AM
Cinnamon red bat appreciation real quick
There's also a cinnamon myotis
Anything with the word cinnamon in its name is automatically adorable
uwu 19-Sep-18 12:02 PM
what a little fuzzball
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CanisChiroptera 19-Sep-18 12:59 PM
We have those boys around here ❤
CanisChiroptera 19-Sep-18 04:33 PM
GUYS IMPORTANT
I HAVE A FRIEND
Blazing Chrome 19-Sep-18 04:34 PM
MOTH FELLA
uwu 19-Sep-18 04:34 PM
MOTH FRIENDO
HELLO
WHAT'S HIS NAME
CanisChiroptera 19-Sep-18 04:34 PM
He’s still just hanging out
uwu 19-Sep-18 04:35 PM
how'd you get a bug to land on you?
CanisChiroptera 19-Sep-18 04:35 PM
His name is Tiger cause he’s like an enormous lazy cat
I caught him, he was on my screen door
uwu 19-Sep-18 04:35 PM
oh nice
CanisChiroptera 19-Sep-18 04:35 PM
He’s too lazy to do much of anything so he’s cool just chilling
uwu 19-Sep-18 04:36 PM
lol
he looks so cute
he kinda reminds me of Iso Padre
at least, from those angles
CanisChiroptera 19-Sep-18 04:36 PM
He’s very cute I love him
uwu 19-Sep-18 04:36 PM
are you gonna keep him
CanisChiroptera 19-Sep-18 04:38 PM
He has found The Thumb
That’d be cool but idk how I’d do that lol
uwu 19-Sep-18 04:38 PM
when bugs crawl on you
I always wonder what's going on in their head
like they see this giant creature and they're like "time to hitch a ride"
CanisChiroptera 19-Sep-18 04:38 PM
Same
Imagine being that s m o l
uwu 19-Sep-18 04:39 PM
it's so hard
I couldn't imagine things like dishes and cups being the size of a room to me
CanisChiroptera 19-Sep-18 04:39 PM
And probably terrifying
uwu 19-Sep-18 04:39 PM
yeah definitely
a car would be the size of a skyscraper
Dad Bot BOT 19-Sep-18 04:39 PM
Alright JennTeamMagma, that was very rude. Instead, take your own advice.
uwu 19-Sep-18 04:39 PM
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS
CanisChiroptera 19-Sep-18 04:39 PM
LMFAOO
uwu 19-Sep-18 04:39 PM
^
CanisChiroptera 19-Sep-18 04:39 PM
skyscraper
Dad Bot BOT 19-Sep-18 04:39 PM
Alright CanisChiroptera, that was very rude. Instead, take your own advice.
CanisChiroptera 19-Sep-18 04:40 PM
That’s amazing
uwu 19-Sep-18 04:40 PM
any word with k y s in it gets you yelled at
beautiful
CanisChiroptera 19-Sep-18 04:41 PM
Brb I’m gonna identify this boy and then probably let him go
uwu 19-Sep-18 04:41 PM
alright
CanisChiroptera 19-Sep-18 05:09 PM
Noctua pronuba, the large yellow underwing
Poor fella seems to have lost a leg, I hope that wasn’t because of me lol
uwu 19-Sep-18 05:11 PM
oh god
are moths alright without a leg?
i've seen spiders missing a leg or two and they seem to get around just fine
CanisChiroptera 19-Sep-18 05:12 PM
Say bye to our friend Tiger
Oh he should be fine
uwu 19-Sep-18 05:13 PM
goodbye Tiger 😭
CanisChiroptera 19-Sep-18 05:13 PM
OH SHIT I THINK TIGER’S A GIRL
uwu 19-Sep-18 05:13 PM
WHAT
CanisChiroptera 19-Sep-18 05:13 PM
Looks like eggs are coming out its ass
Okay Tiger go forth and be a good moth mom
K she immediately flopped to the ground but she was doing that when I caught her so I hope she’s okay lol I think she’s nearing the end of her lifespan
I should probably put her back where I found her afk
uwu 19-Sep-18 05:18 PM
awwww
poor Tiger
how long does this kind of moth live?
CanisChiroptera 19-Sep-18 05:27 PM
Most moths don’t have digestive systems, so probably not very long
I put her high up but then she fell so I had to run down and find her in all the pebbles
Now I’ve left her hanging out on the really high porch
She good
uwu 19-Sep-18 05:31 PM
AAAA
YOU PET HER
CUUUUUTE
also
NO DIGESTIVE SYSTEM
that's weird as fuck
CanisChiroptera 19-Sep-18 05:32 PM
Yeah they use the nutrients they get from their caterpillar stage
From now on I'm calling the cocoon stage the "ass ejection" stage
uwu 19-Sep-18 05:35 PM
fitting
absol 19-Sep-18 08:56 PM
The word 'ass ejection' made me laugh out loud
Espurresso 19-Sep-18 09:24 PM
finally a good fucking feature
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 19-Sep-18 09:25 PM
Pinned a message.
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CanisChiroptera 20-Sep-18 11:11 AM
I found a crow stuck in a net
The boy is safe and well
Wasn’t strong enough to climb the fence so we called the track personnel and they got him out
Those sent in the wrong order damnit
Better pic
Blazing Chrome 20-Sep-18 11:46 AM
At least he's safe now
Espurresso 20-Sep-18 04:09 PM
a kenku attempting to find a way to fly (some random ass time, colorized)
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uwu 21-Sep-18 11:19 AM
@CanisChiroptera
batto needs helpo
CanisChiroptera 21-Sep-18 11:22 AM
Such a good tiny boy omggg
Myotis species def
uwu 21-Sep-18 11:23 AM
myotis batto
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CanisChiroptera 21-Sep-18 03:12 PM
My hydrogen peroxide finally arrived, so I’m soaking EPFU 1 in some soapy water to release all the fat in the bones
I’m letting them sit until 2:30 AM lol so I hope you guys are ready to splat the night away
Dad Bot BOT 21-Sep-18 03:13 PM
Hi letting them sit until 2:30 AM lol so I hope you guys are ready to splat the night away, I'm Pickle Rick! Wubba-lubba-dub-dub!
uwu 21-Sep-18 03:13 PM
you're the only person I know who buys actual chemicals off the internet
Dad Bot BOT 21-Sep-18 03:14 PM
Hi taking that as a compliment, I'm Pickle Rick! Wubba-lubba-dub-dub!
CanisChiroptera 21-Sep-18 03:14 PM
I’m taking that as a compliment
uwu 21-Sep-18 03:14 PM
it is a compliment ❤
you're unique and cool and fun
absol 21-Sep-18 03:14 PM
Chemicals maKING THE FROGS GAY
CanisChiroptera 21-Sep-18 03:14 PM
Aww thank you ❤❤
uwu 21-Sep-18 03:14 PM
more like making YOU gay, Absol
of course ❤
CanisChiroptera 21-Sep-18 03:14 PM
Chemicals turning the absols gay
uwu 21-Sep-18 03:14 PM
yes
CanisChiroptera 21-Sep-18 03:15 PM
Apparently you can make bombs with this stuff lol sure hope the FBI isn’t watching
uwu 21-Sep-18 03:15 PM
oh
so you're the next school shooter
got it
also
you're canadian
or do you guys have an FBI too
CanisChiroptera 21-Sep-18 03:17 PM
idk lol
Probably
absol 21-Sep-18 03:18 PM
I mean, i am a trap
CanisChiroptera 21-Sep-18 03:18 PM
Fair
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CanisChiroptera 21-Sep-18 03:34 PM
MOLOSSIDS
I'M SO FUCKIN JEALOUS
Dad Bot BOT 21-Sep-18 03:34 PM
Hi SO FUCKIN JEALOUS, I'm Pickle Rick! Wubba-lubba-dub-dub!
uwu 21-Sep-18 03:38 PM
what's a Molossid
CanisChiroptera 21-Sep-18 03:40 PM
Species of the family Molossidae, free-tailed bats (or dog-faced bats, whichever you prefer)
They're such good boys here I'll show you
uwu 21-Sep-18 03:40 PM
yaaaaay
absol 21-Sep-18 03:41 PM
squee
CanisChiroptera 21-Sep-18 03:41 PM
The Mexican free-tailed bat is one of the most common, their colonies get up to 20 million individuals strong
absol 21-Sep-18 03:41 PM
AAAAAAAAA
CanisChiroptera 21-Sep-18 03:42 PM
Here's the velvety free-tailed bat
absol 21-Sep-18 03:42 PM
CanisChiroptera 21-Sep-18 03:42 PM
Little goblin bat
uwu 21-Sep-18 03:42 PM
HOLY
absol 21-Sep-18 03:42 PM
uwu 21-Sep-18 03:42 PM
THEY ARE
GOOD FRENS
absol 21-Sep-18 03:42 PM
Awww
CanisChiroptera 21-Sep-18 03:43 PM
Then there's this lad who's shaped like a friend
uwu 21-Sep-18 03:43 PM
omg
literally looks like a dog
absol 21-Sep-18 03:43 PM
Awwwww
CanisChiroptera 21-Sep-18 03:43 PM
There's this boy, appropriately called a mastiff bat
And his friend, the big-crested mastiff bat
absol 21-Sep-18 03:43 PM
CanisChiroptera 21-Sep-18 03:44 PM
And a broad-eared batto for good measure
uwu 21-Sep-18 03:44 PM
friend
CanisChiroptera 21-Sep-18 03:45 PM
This boy just hangin out
And a little burrito
Blazing Chrome 21-Sep-18 04:13 PM
I forgot I took pics of my Great Grandma's bird, Pichón.
CanisChiroptera 21-Sep-18 04:14 PM
Good birdie
Very good birdie
Blazing Chrome 21-Sep-18 04:15 PM
I give him seeds from my finger too. And he kinda.. dances when I stomp on the ground rhythmically too.
He's chill. He just takes time to trust someone.
absol 21-Sep-18 05:22 PM
Snoot
He licc phone
Aaand he went under the bed
:(
Blazing Chrome 21-Sep-18 06:43 PM
Goodboys
And
oh no
absol 22-Sep-18 02:00 AM
So my dad has a kitty and i convinced him to name the kitty Morgana
The kitty is following me everywhere
Espurresso 22-Sep-18 02:05 AM
us weebs linger.
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 22-Sep-18 07:56 AM
I love cats
SquidSystem 22-Sep-18 08:46 AM
good kitty
CanisChiroptera 22-Sep-18 10:43 AM
This skull is so fragile, it would take no effort to crush it immediately These animals are so delicate, there’s no reason to fear them, it baffles me how one could be
Espurresso 22-Sep-18 10:52 AM
they’re just small fluffy night time friends!!!
well some are big BUT THEN THERE’S MORE TO LOVE!!!!
CanisChiroptera 22-Sep-18 11:01 AM
EXACTLY
THEY JUST WANNA LOVE GDI
Espurresso 22-Sep-18 11:01 AM
This is Jeddah. He loves to be tickled, petted and scratched. Look at that blissful face. Jeddah is a Grey-Headed Flying-Fox. I usually clip my videos quite ...
absol 22-Sep-18 12:31 PM
CHARLIE AND I JUST BOOPED NOSES
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Espurresso 22-Sep-18 03:37 PM
@CanisChiroptera hey they uploaded a picture of u, how’d u get into such a perfect burrito
CanisChiroptera 22-Sep-18 03:46 PM
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SquidSystem 22-Sep-18 07:26 PM
Good pups
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MEE6 BOT 23-Sep-18 05:28 PM
Yesterday, around 10 PM, me and some friends were hanging out walking around our small town. Well, we decided to sit down on some benches in the center of town when we noticed some white birds flying overhead. The night was a bit rainy and foggy, though I'm not sure if this affects much. After seeing the 'birds' flying around a couple times, they came closer and flew directly overhead, where we noticed they are in fact bats. At least, they had batty wings. We were paying close attention because white birds arent very common here, in North East Texas, near Louisiana, and I've never seen a white bat. What are these?
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CanisChiroptera 23-Sep-18 06:00 PM
WHY THE COMIC SANS ,THIS WAS SO CLOSE TO BEING PERFECT
Should I get it anyway
That was a trick question of course I will
『N O B a d s』 23-Sep-18 06:01 PM
People will take you more or less seriously
CanisChiroptera 23-Sep-18 06:04 PM
Fuck them I speak the truth
SquidSystem 23-Sep-18 06:12 PM
If I was given the option I would have everything in comic sans
I would speak in comic sans
And I would be a skeleton
and I would wear a blue hoodie
I already tell puns so I don't need to do that
Espurresso 23-Sep-18 06:58 PM
the comic sans makes it better
MEE6 BOT 24-Sep-18 05:43 AM
Hey, sorry if this isn’t allowed here - please just let me know Just wondering if anyone knows of any bat cave experiences/tours in UK? All the ones I can find are in zoos or false environments. Just want to go to a real cave with real bats and see some in their natural habitat Thanks!
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CanisChiroptera 24-Sep-18 06:20 PM
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 24-Sep-18 06:45 PM
Pinned a message.
CanisChiroptera 24-Sep-18 08:00 PM
A guy feeding a nectar-drinking bat with a juice box
Best image I've ever seen personally
absol 24-Sep-18 08:02 PM
my friend is using an old edit of a batto her I made a year ago and i'm so happy
CanisChiroptera 24-Sep-18 08:02 PM
Oh my god I remember that picture
absol 24-Sep-18 08:02 PM
squee
CanisChiroptera 24-Sep-18 08:02 PM
It's so fuckin cute
absol 24-Sep-18 08:02 PM
same
thank!!
CanisChiroptera 24-Sep-18 08:07 PM
Oh man could you possibly make some more sometime? I love them so much and I'd totally use 'em for various sites
absol 24-Sep-18 08:07 PM
sure, if I ever come to it!
CanisChiroptera 24-Sep-18 08:08 PM
epic
absol 24-Sep-18 08:41 PM
Batto Emily
CanisChiroptera 24-Sep-18 08:41 PM
SMILE BOYYYY ! squee
absol 24-Sep-18 08:41 PM
yeet
CanisChiroptera 24-Sep-18 08:41 PM
Tysm bb she's fantastical
absol 24-Sep-18 08:41 PM
np ♥
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CanisChiroptera 25-Sep-18 09:16 AM
squee
absol 25-Sep-18 11:50 AM
Also made an aradia lmao
CanisChiroptera 25-Sep-18 11:51 AM
Haha, sometimes those friends are known as ram-horned bats, I assume you've discovered why!
Cuties I love them
absol 25-Sep-18 11:51 AM
Thank
CanisChiroptera 25-Sep-18 01:47 PM
Despite having enormous canines and a carnivorous apetite that includes frogs, birds, and other bats, Vampyrum spectrum is very gentle when handled.
uwu 25-Sep-18 01:50 PM
do they like boops
CanisChiroptera 25-Sep-18 01:50 PM
They'll probably tolerate it grumpily
Being man-handled isn't very dignified for this handsome boy
uwu 25-Sep-18 01:50 PM
hehe
you're making me appreciate battos so much
look at 'em
CanisChiroptera 25-Sep-18 01:51 PM
I'm so glad to hear that 💕
uwu 25-Sep-18 01:53 PM
❤
I guess this doesn't apply to this specific batto (no offense to him) but some of the ones you've sent are just so cute and tiny uwu
CanisChiroptera 25-Sep-18 01:55 PM
Oh yeah he's a big boy, two foot wingspan But the ones we have around here are extremely tiny cute lads yes ♥
uwu 25-Sep-18 01:59 PM
don't they squeak, too?
CanisChiroptera 25-Sep-18 02:00 PM
They do! They like to argue a lot when they first wake up, lol
Even in small colonies I've had the people I count with gush over their cute chirps
uwu 25-Sep-18 02:02 PM
pffft that's absolutely adorable
they fight like your average bitter couple
CanisChiroptera 25-Sep-18 02:02 PM
Ikr
It's what families do, complain
uwu 25-Sep-18 02:03 PM
I love animals that chirp
like
peep peep
CanisChiroptera 25-Sep-18 02:03 PM
Like fuzzy squeaky toys
uwu 25-Sep-18 02:03 PM
yesssssss
CanisChiroptera 25-Sep-18 02:04 PM
Oh absolutely, one of my cat's nicknames is "Squeaky" because he's super talkative and has a really squeaky meow, he's the cutest thing ever I fuckin love him
Shit afk
uwu 25-Sep-18 02:07 PM
aaa lucky
our cat has a pretty boring meow
it's the kind that's cute once or twice but eventually it's like "can you not"
CanisChiroptera 25-Sep-18 06:28 PM
AAAAAAAAA
absol 25-Sep-18 06:29 PM
ok charlie is nibbling at my arm
so many great things are happening today
Espurresso 25-Sep-18 08:33 PM
CanisChiroptera 25-Sep-18 08:41 PM
HAPPY BIRFDAY DOGGO
Espurresso 25-Sep-18 08:42 PM
it’s schnitzel’s ‘birthday’ today
i just posted a hungry impatient quill
CanisChiroptera 25-Sep-18 08:42 PM
qUILL let the birthday boy go first you rude
CanisChiroptera 25-Sep-18 08:51 PM
Pipistrelle bat in the hand
absol 25-Sep-18 08:51 PM
Awwweeeee
EEEEEEEEEE
Oh also, if y'all want. I can start taking batto commissions or something lmao (those lil edits)
UwU
CanisChiroptera 25-Sep-18 08:52 PM
tHE SECOND ONE SOUNDS SO UPSET MY HEART
absol 25-Sep-18 08:52 PM
UUHDSESDVH
UwU
Espurresso 25-Sep-18 09:42 PM
CanisChiroptera 25-Sep-18 09:43 PM
GO QUILL GO
Okay so I'm trying a completely different technique with my bat bones, I'm simmering them in hot water rn
It's working really well, this is definitely gonna be my go-to for the other three
Espurresso 25-Sep-18 10:47 PM
i found this very good comic
do i post it here
absol 25-Sep-18 10:47 PM
Sure
Espurresso 25-Sep-18 10:47 PM
it’s about this cute little kitten and this grizzled dog
absol 25-Sep-18 10:47 PM
Post it
Espurresso 25-Sep-18 10:47 PM
it’s so wholesome
absol 25-Sep-18 10:48 PM
GWfroggyZoomeyes
Espurresso 25-Sep-18 10:48 PM
absol 25-Sep-18 10:48 PM
Awwwwwwee
Espurresso 25-Sep-18 10:48 PM
CanisChiroptera 25-Sep-18 10:48 PM
These are wholesome as fuck
absol 25-Sep-18 10:49 PM
EEEEEEE
CanisChiroptera 25-Sep-18 11:05 PM
FUCK I HAVE MADE AN ENORMOUS MISTAKE
SO IT TURNS OUT THE HOT WATER DOESN’T JUST MAKE THE FLESH COME OFF EASIER
IT DESTROYED THE SKULL
Was the water too hot, should I not have left the lid on??
Espurresso 25-Sep-18 11:08 PM
did the skull dissolve
i’m just curious what happened
Dad Bot BOT 25-Sep-18 11:08 PM
Hi just curious what happened, I'm about to nut, woah!
CanisChiroptera 25-Sep-18 11:08 PM
Ugh well on the bright side it’s totally stripping off all the tough skin on the wings, I’m hoping maybe I can put the skull back together when it’s time for assembly
It like broke into pieces
The rostrum is gone lmfao idk where it is
The eye sockets are also broken
poppi 25-Sep-18 11:09 PM
CanisChiroptera 25-Sep-18 11:09 PM
Oh peets?
poppi 25-Sep-18 11:09 PM
pAws
Espurresso 25-Sep-18 11:10 PM
PEETS!!!
CanisChiroptera 25-Sep-18 11:10 PM
Lil fuzzy feet died
Feetsies
Ffs autocorrect
Espurresso 25-Sep-18 11:10 PM
FLUFFY LIL TOE BEANS
Pinned a message.
poppi 25-Sep-18 11:10 PM
I don't get ppl who prefer maws
Espurresso 25-Sep-18 11:10 PM
it’s abt the squishy toe beans baybe!!!
CanisChiroptera 25-Sep-18 11:11 PM
Both are good, I mean has your cat ever meowed at you before and flashes you the big smile
It’s to die for
Espurresso 25-Sep-18 11:11 PM
also doggy smiles
CanisChiroptera 25-Sep-18 11:11 PM
Yess
poppi 25-Sep-18 11:11 PM
PAWS > MAWS
Espurresso 25-Sep-18 11:11 PM
especially husky smiles.. but paws are best
poppi 25-Sep-18 11:11 PM
Huskerr
Qioot
Espurresso 25-Sep-18 11:12 PM
PAWS ARE GREAT DONT @ ME
poppi 25-Sep-18 11:12 PM
YES
CanisChiroptera 25-Sep-18 11:12 PM
I refuse to choose between two perfect things
Espurresso 25-Sep-18 11:12 PM
honestly,...
same
poppi 25-Sep-18 11:12 PM
PAWS.
Espurresso 25-Sep-18 11:12 PM
but paws. i yell about these more so it doesn’t sound like i’m into vore.
CanisChiroptera 25-Sep-18 11:12 PM
Lmfaooo
poppi 25-Sep-18 11:13 PM
LmfAo
Then you have a paw fetish
GWfroggyBlobThonk
Espurresso 25-Sep-18 11:14 PM
FUCK
poppi 25-Sep-18 11:14 PM
Goten
Espurresso 25-Sep-18 11:14 PM
but...
peets..... cat hugs.... dog hugs..,
😔
poppi 25-Sep-18 11:14 PM
You know what's the best hug?
Espurresso 25-Sep-18 11:14 PM
all of them
poppi 25-Sep-18 11:14 PM
Hugging another human person you love
Espurresso 25-Sep-18 11:15 PM
yeah.,,!
poppi 25-Sep-18 11:15 PM
Especially if they're gay UwU
AWWWWWWWWW
SPAGGET
Espurresso 25-Sep-18 11:16 PM
longe
CanisChiroptera 25-Sep-18 11:16 PM
He has become the l o n g e b o y e
Espurresso 25-Sep-18 11:16 PM
poppi 25-Sep-18 11:16 PM
He slurp bepi
WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE HIS SOUL IS COMING OUT OF HIS BODY
absol 25-Sep-18 11:17 PM
Nooo kitty
:(
poppi 25-Sep-18 11:18 PM
Kitt
absol 25-Sep-18 11:19 PM
squee
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absol 26-Sep-18 01:27 PM
CanisChiroptera 26-Sep-18 01:28 PM
You look fabulous darling
absol 26-Sep-18 01:32 PM
Majestic batto
absol 26-Sep-18 01:56 PM
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TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 26-Sep-18 04:31 PM
Goddamnit
『N O B a d s』 26-Sep-18 04:31 PM
What a good boy
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 26-Sep-18 04:31 PM
Wrong one dumbass
『N O B a d s』 26-Sep-18 04:32 PM
I dont know what youre talking about
absol 26-Sep-18 04:32 PM
zooweemama
CanisChiroptera 26-Sep-18 05:02 PM
He's waving his arms at me lol
He has a little white bum mark
Could he be one of these lads?
Damnit he got out of the cup
Aaaand he's back
『N O B a d s』 26-Sep-18 05:05 PM
GET BACK HE HAS A GUN
uwu 26-Sep-18 05:05 PM
wait holy shit
his feet look like little gun nozzles
THEY DO
HE HAS GUNFEET
CanisChiroptera 26-Sep-18 05:05 PM
Another pic of my boy
lMAO OH NO
uwu 26-Sep-18 05:05 PM
AWWWW
WHAT
CanisChiroptera 26-Sep-18 05:06 PM
EIGHT GUNS
uwu 26-Sep-18 05:06 PM
YES
Bayonetta can go fuck herself
CanisChiroptera 26-Sep-18 05:08 PM
"over 800 species recorded in BC, possibly over 1000" well fuck
This could take a while
or not lol
absol 26-Sep-18 05:10 PM
8 niggers
owo
uwu 26-Sep-18 05:10 PM
spooder stays the night at Emily's - the movie
CanisChiroptera 26-Sep-18 05:10 PM
Spooky sleepover
uwu 26-Sep-18 05:12 PM
spooder bites Emily except instead of getting superpowers she fucking dies - the movie - the sequel
CanisChiroptera 26-Sep-18 05:12 PM
Pinned a message.
uwu 26-Sep-18 05:12 PM
thank you ❤
CanisChiroptera 26-Sep-18 05:13 PM
I think I have found The Boy™
absol 26-Sep-18 05:13 PM
owo?
CanisChiroptera 26-Sep-18 05:13 PM
I think he's a false black widow
uwu 26-Sep-18 05:14 PM
HIS BACK LOOKS LIKE A GALAXY
kinda
CanisChiroptera 26-Sep-18 05:14 PM
Omg it kinda does
uwu 26-Sep-18 05:14 PM
I love nature
did you know that there's a hot pink slug that lives exclusively on like
one remote island
CanisChiroptera 26-Sep-18 05:15 PM
YES ACTUALLY AND IT'S FANTASTCI
uwu 26-Sep-18 05:15 PM
LIKE HOW DOES THAT FUCKING WORK
ONE ISLAND
AND NATURE'S LIKE
"alright time to make a HOT PINK SLUG"
WHY IS IT PINK - I'M NOT COMPLAINING IT'S GREAT BUT WHY???
CanisChiroptera 26-Sep-18 05:15 PM
See being a social outcast can lead to wonderful things
uwu 26-Sep-18 05:15 PM
exactly
oml I love this metaphor you just made
social outcasts become beautiful unique pink slugs
beautiful, unique
you get the idea
CanisChiroptera 26-Sep-18 05:16 PM
However it also means it's easy to kill off the entire population so hey
Double-edged sword
uwu 26-Sep-18 05:16 PM
true
pretty sure the entire island is protected though
so as long as humanity fucks off it'll be fine
CanisChiroptera 26-Sep-18 05:17 PM
Good, we must protect the pink slugs
uwu 26-Sep-18 05:17 PM
no offense to us but the moment we enter a habitat all the cool shit is gonna die
or at least, most of it
CanisChiroptera 26-Sep-18 05:17 PM
As long as the black-market Israelis don't get there first it should be somewhat okay zooweemama
uwu 26-Sep-18 05:18 PM
epic jews
it's funny because they monopolize everything
for anyone curious, here's an article I found
Very few people seek out slugs while adventuring in the woods. Yet if you are trekking through the misty forests of Mount Kaputar, New South Wales, you mig
CanisChiroptera 26-Sep-18 05:20 PM
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CanisChiroptera 26-Sep-18 05:24 PM
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uwu 26-Sep-18 05:25 PM
what are these
real animals
or LoZ enemies
Espurresso 26-Sep-18 05:25 PM
sea slugs ❤
CanisChiroptera 26-Sep-18 05:25 PM
weed slug
uwu 26-Sep-18 05:25 PM
I love the real world
also yes Kat
sea slugs ❤
Espurresso 26-Sep-18 05:26 PM
CanisChiroptera 26-Sep-18 05:26 PM
Nudibranches are amongst the most gorgeous animals on the planet I s2g
uwu 26-Sep-18 05:26 PM
OH MY GOD
LOOK AT HIM
HE LOOKS SO HAPPY
CanisChiroptera 26-Sep-18 05:26 PM
uwu 26-Sep-18 05:26 PM
he's like
"hewwo"
Espurresso 26-Sep-18 05:26 PM
CanisChiroptera 26-Sep-18 05:27 PM
PIKASLUG
SLUGCHU
SONICHU
Espurresso 26-Sep-18 05:27 PM
CanisChiroptera 26-Sep-18 05:28 PM
OH MY GOD THEY'RE SO SMALL LOOK
Espurresso 26-Sep-18 05:28 PM
they look like squishies you’d get off of aliexpress
CanisChiroptera 26-Sep-18 05:28 PM
Espurresso 26-Sep-18 05:29 PM
Espurresso 26-Sep-18 08:21 PM
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 26-Sep-18 08:21 PM
LOOK AT EM
LOOK AT THE PUPPER (edited)
Espurresso 26-Sep-18 08:21 PM
CanisChiroptera 26-Sep-18 08:21 PM
OH MY GOD
These are extremely blessed images
『N O B a d s』 26-Sep-18 08:23 PM
He knows something that i dont
poppi 26-Sep-18 11:09 PM
.. PUP
MEE6 BOT 27-Sep-18 02:46 AM
zooweemama 3
absol 27-Sep-18 02:47 AM
zooweemama
zooweemama 3
Espurresso 27-Sep-18 01:00 PM
CanisChiroptera 27-Sep-18 01:01 PM
quillo
poppi 27-Sep-18 01:01 PM
woof
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absol 27-Sep-18 02:22 PM
Awe
absol 27-Sep-18 02:33 PM
『N O B a d s』 27-Sep-18 05:42 PM
@Nutty✨
CanisChiroptera 27-Sep-18 07:45 PM
Espurresso 27-Sep-18 07:49 PM
blep..
CanisChiroptera 27-Sep-18 07:52 PM
The genus name "Vampyressa" translates to "small pretty vampire." I think they're very pretty little vampires indeed. 💕
Espurresso 27-Sep-18 07:52 PM
i agree
MEE6 BOT 27-Sep-18 08:51 PM
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CanisChiroptera 28-Sep-18 11:14 AM
💕
SquidSystem 28-Sep-18 02:21 PM
oh, who's this special friend
The second image is worse but eh
CanisChiroptera 28-Sep-18 02:37 PM
Incredibly good boy
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 28-Sep-18 02:59 PM
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CanisChiroptera 28-Sep-18 03:57 PM
Hey @SquidSystem was this your boy
He's called a hickory tussock moth (edited)
Apparently he's poisonous so be careful with the lad
It came from Canada so you're welcome
He becomes a very pretty moth too
Espurresso 28-Sep-18 04:03 PM
LAMP
SquidSystem 28-Sep-18 04:06 PM
Oh agreed
And yes that's him
Don't worry I know not to touch spiky boys
CanisChiroptera 28-Sep-18 04:07 PM
Most spiky boys are nice I find but this is a spicy lad
SquidSystem 28-Sep-18 04:10 PM
I don't like touching them because I know I might hurt them by accident
uwu 28-Sep-18 04:17 PM
omg
so
CUTRE
E
E
E
EE
E
YUTE
CUTE
@SquidSystem
SquidSystem 28-Sep-18 04:18 PM
yes
uwu 28-Sep-18 04:19 PM
uwu
TheIncrediblyIronicWaffle 28-Sep-18 09:09 PM
Pinned a message.
Pinned a message.
Pinned a message.
Pinned a message.
uwu 28-Sep-18 09:14 PM
we're gonna run out of pins lol
CanisChiroptera 28-Sep-18 09:14 PM
GOOD BOYS IS FULL, THE BATTLE IS ON
uwu 28-Sep-18 09:14 PM
OH SHIT
WHAT DO WE DO
『N O B a d s』 28-Sep-18 09:14 PM
GO COMMIT FLOOF
Espurresso 28-Sep-18 09:14 PM
uwu 28-Sep-18 09:14 PM
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN
CanisChiroptera 28-Sep-18 09:15 PM
stop | This channel is officially ARCHIVED. Thanks for a channel-full of really cute shit to ease the pain | stop
MEE6 BOT 29-Sep-18 05:49 AM
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